Narrator:Dan couldn't be a Street Fighter so he is now working at the
customer service part of a new car retailer.
Dan:(looking off straight in the part of the retailer he works at)sure
is a slow day,here somebody finally comes.
Man:Yes,I bought this car for $15,000 and it doesn't work.
Dan:I don't see a car.
Man:(points to empty space)It's right there,don't you see it?
Dan:No.
Man:Thats because it's invincible.
Dan:Oh.Well we stand behind everything we say,so you can get a full
refund.(hands man check for $15,000)
Man:Thank you.
Dan:Just doing my job.
Manager:Dan,come in here for a second
Dan:(opens managers office door)Yes,sir.
Manager:I just wanted to ask how business is.
Dan:Well one man came by wanting to refund his car.
Manager:Well what was his excuse?
Dan:He said that it wasn't working.
Manager:What did you do?
Dan:I gave him a $15,000 check.
Manager:Did you check what was wrong with the car before you gave him
the check
Dan:No,I couldn't see the car.
Manager:What do you mean you couldn't see the car!
Dan:He told me it was invincible so I believed him.
Manager:Well did you at least get his name?
Dan:No.
Manager:WHAT!YOU'RE FIRED!
Dan:Man,can't I do anything right,that was my last chance and I messed
it up to.
customer service part of a new car retailer.
Dan:(looking off straight in the part of the retailer he works at)sure
is a slow day,here somebody finally comes.
Man:Yes,I bought this car for $15,000 and it doesn't work.
Dan:I don't see a car.
Man:(points to empty space)It's right there,don't you see it?
Dan:No.
Man:Thats because it's invincible.
Dan:Oh.Well we stand behind everything we say,so you can get a full
refund.(hands man check for $15,000)
Man:Thank you.
Dan:Just doing my job.
Manager:Dan,come in here for a second
Dan:(opens managers office door)Yes,sir.
Manager:I just wanted to ask how business is.
Dan:Well one man came by wanting to refund his car.
Manager:Well what was his excuse?
Dan:He said that it wasn't working.
Manager:What did you do?
Dan:I gave him a $15,000 check.
Manager:Did you check what was wrong with the car before you gave him
the check
Dan:No,I couldn't see the car.
Manager:What do you mean you couldn't see the car!
Dan:He told me it was invincible so I believed him.
Manager:Well did you at least get his name?
Dan:No.
Manager:WHAT!YOU'RE FIRED!
Dan:Man,can't I do anything right,that was my last chance and I messed
it up to.
