The McMahon School Of Acting
(scene opens with a picture of the mcMahon school flashing up onto the screen Then Vince McMahon appears)
Vince: Hello, And Welcome, I'm Vince McMahon owner of the McMahon Family School of Acting.
Here, you will be able to learn how to act just like any of us. Let's take a looksie.
(Scene cuts to Vince inside a locker room)
Vince: Here, you will learn how to put yourself over as a face with the crowd. Watch Me.
( Vince walks out to a small crowd of WWf fans that have assembled, They give him a mixed reaction)
Vince: Hello, Ladies and gentlemen. I want to thank each and everyone one of you for coming here today.
(Your an asshole, is screamed out by a fan in the crowd)
Vince: I have bought brand new cars for each and everyone of you, and I even bought some more wrestlers from WCW, for your entertainment.
Crowd: ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
Vince: Wait a minute, wait just a damn Minute, I'm a good guy "Now"!!
( "Your a pussy" some one in the crowd yells)
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon, I can buy and sell each and every one of you a thousand times over. I'm a sports entertainer. Now SHUT UP.
( The crowd starts throwing things and Vince runs inside)
Vince: As you can see, they all love. However, the McMahon School of Acting can get people to hate you, too. Just ask my son Shane.
( Shane enters)
Shane: That's right. You see, the crowd hats me, because on camera, I hate my father. or maybe in spite of that. Anyway, on screen, I play a jealous person who's mad because theri father neglects them. Its not much of a stretch. You see, my dad put me into an orphanage when I was two. He wanted a Girl Instead.....
Vince: Shane, I'm sure the people don't want to hear.....
Shane: I was there until 15. Where I was a hired person on his ring crew, I later found out that he was my actual father. And that i did indeed have parents and a sister....
Vince:SHANE......
Shane: I threatened to tell the world, or Phil Mushnick.
Vince: You won't tell that man a damned thing......
Shane:After that everything worked out just fine, isn't that right, Dad?
Vince: Go clean the toilets, you illegitimate bastard.
( Shane then begins to cry and runs away)
Vince: Girls can also learn how to act here at the McMahon School of Acting, let's go see how my good child, Stephine is doing.
( The scene cuts to an acting session, where Stephine is getting a lesson. Vince walks in without them noticing)
Teacher: Ok, Stephine Ready? Good. Now act scared.
( Stephine does her scared face)
Teacher: Umm, Good, Right now do a Happy face
( She makes the same face as her last one)
Teacher: Ok, That was a hard one, But try this one, act upset
( Still the same face)
Teacher: Be your self become an airhead
( Same face)
Teacher: Your incompetent, The only reason your here is because "Your Daddy" ownes the place,
your dumb as a reakin door nail.
( Vince walks up)
Vince: Who the hell do you think you are, you can't talk to Daddy's lil girl like that.
Teacher: Oh, uh, uh ACTING, she is great, wonderful. master thesbian.
Stephine: (runs to Vince) Daddy, Daddy!, Daddy!!!
( She runs into Vince's arms, Then starts sucking her thumb)
Vince: (to camera) If you wanna be a star in the WWF, Either own the damn company or come to this school.
( The picture then fades out)
(scene opens with a picture of the mcMahon school flashing up onto the screen Then Vince McMahon appears)
Vince: Hello, And Welcome, I'm Vince McMahon owner of the McMahon Family School of Acting.
Here, you will be able to learn how to act just like any of us. Let's take a looksie.
(Scene cuts to Vince inside a locker room)
Vince: Here, you will learn how to put yourself over as a face with the crowd. Watch Me.
( Vince walks out to a small crowd of WWf fans that have assembled, They give him a mixed reaction)
Vince: Hello, Ladies and gentlemen. I want to thank each and everyone one of you for coming here today.
(Your an asshole, is screamed out by a fan in the crowd)
Vince: I have bought brand new cars for each and everyone of you, and I even bought some more wrestlers from WCW, for your entertainment.
Crowd: ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
Vince: Wait a minute, wait just a damn Minute, I'm a good guy "Now"!!
( "Your a pussy" some one in the crowd yells)
Vince: I'm Vince McMahon, I can buy and sell each and every one of you a thousand times over. I'm a sports entertainer. Now SHUT UP.
( The crowd starts throwing things and Vince runs inside)
Vince: As you can see, they all love. However, the McMahon School of Acting can get people to hate you, too. Just ask my son Shane.
( Shane enters)
Shane: That's right. You see, the crowd hats me, because on camera, I hate my father. or maybe in spite of that. Anyway, on screen, I play a jealous person who's mad because theri father neglects them. Its not much of a stretch. You see, my dad put me into an orphanage when I was two. He wanted a Girl Instead.....
Vince: Shane, I'm sure the people don't want to hear.....
Shane: I was there until 15. Where I was a hired person on his ring crew, I later found out that he was my actual father. And that i did indeed have parents and a sister....
Vince:SHANE......
Shane: I threatened to tell the world, or Phil Mushnick.
Vince: You won't tell that man a damned thing......
Shane:After that everything worked out just fine, isn't that right, Dad?
Vince: Go clean the toilets, you illegitimate bastard.
( Shane then begins to cry and runs away)
Vince: Girls can also learn how to act here at the McMahon School of Acting, let's go see how my good child, Stephine is doing.
( The scene cuts to an acting session, where Stephine is getting a lesson. Vince walks in without them noticing)
Teacher: Ok, Stephine Ready? Good. Now act scared.
( Stephine does her scared face)
Teacher: Umm, Good, Right now do a Happy face
( She makes the same face as her last one)
Teacher: Ok, That was a hard one, But try this one, act upset
( Still the same face)
Teacher: Be your self become an airhead
( Same face)
Teacher: Your incompetent, The only reason your here is because "Your Daddy" ownes the place,
your dumb as a reakin door nail.
( Vince walks up)
Vince: Who the hell do you think you are, you can't talk to Daddy's lil girl like that.
Teacher: Oh, uh, uh ACTING, she is great, wonderful. master thesbian.
Stephine: (runs to Vince) Daddy, Daddy!, Daddy!!!
( She runs into Vince's arms, Then starts sucking her thumb)
Vince: (to camera) If you wanna be a star in the WWF, Either own the damn company or come to this school.
( The picture then fades out)