OK. I ALWAYS SAY THIS: I LOVE DAWSON´S CREEK. IS ONE OF THOSE SERIES YOU´LL NEVER FORGET. STILL, WHEN THE SHOW TURNED TO CRAP I STARTED WRITTING THIS STORIES YOU´LL SURELY HATE.
This is a Dawson´s version of a story already written. If you thought that the others stories were odd, perverted and sick read this one!"
NOT WITH YOUR MOTHER, DAWSON!
It was a hot saturday in Capeside. Dawson got out of bed feeling awful.
The previous weeks had been terible for him.
That stunt he made and the problem with Jack let him exhausted and now everyone
was calling him "Bobbin" and "Dondi".
He opened the door of his room, when he suddenly heard his mother.
She was moaning. Dawson was scared. Something was wrong with her? the pregnancy...
He went to his parent´s room and suddenly they saw them.
They were naked having sex like those mules in the Discovery Channel.
He was strangely aroused by this: seeing his own mother naked and talking dirty.
Mitch was only breathing hard.
Suddenly it was over, and Mitch´s head fell on his wife´s shoulder.
"I´m done..."
"You, bastard! You let me horny as hell!"
"Sorry dear... Look: I´m gonna eat some pancakes..."
Mitch left the room. Dawson was hanging outside the window so he was not caught peeping.
He climbed back and heard Mitch eating his pancakes like a hungry bull.
Then he heard Mitch get out of the house and run to the creek to take a dive.
Dawson got in Gale´s room and saw her just coming out of the shower.
"Jeez, dear! I´m all naked here!"
"I know, Ma... I just want to tell about a problem I got..."
"What´s that, dear?"
"You see I got this sex problem with Gretchen... Everytime we have
sex she has 6 or 7 orgasms and I can go on for two hours or more.
Am I some kind of weirdo?" He said all this like he was crying...
"Oh, no dear... you´re not some kind of weird kid, Gretchen is one lucky lady, you know" Gale said with bright eyes.
"You think so?" Dawson said and pointed to his crotch "I´m having trouble with getting down this erection, Ma!"
Suddenly, Gale´s towel fell to the floor and she jumped towards her son tearing off his clothes.
He touched her mother body like in those porno movies he saw when he was four years old and started screwing her.
Two minutes later it was over.
"What?" - said Gale - "How about those two hours, Dondi?"
"Well, it looks like Dad and me share the same problem!
The thing is you´d better keep doing this with me even though
I´m the only one that has a great time, cause if you don´t I´ll tell Dad.
I LOVE YOU, MOM!"
"You lil´ sonuvabitch!" - she yelled with sad eyes.
THE END!