Sorry it's taken so long for a part 2 =^_^=;; Blame Lunar2 for that! Anyway, usual disclaimers apply:OutlawStar ain't mine yada yada yada... Enjoy the fic and don't forget to review!
"Fred Luo's Revenge... The Aftermath!"
~part two~
"Revenge of Reiko"
by Faye, My Funny Valentine
Fred clung to Gene as tightly as his weak, skinny little arms would allow. "I can't believe she's here, Gene! Protect me!"
Gene, snapping out of his post-I-just-got-laid state of mind blinked and tried to pry Fred from certain parts he'd need later on in life. "C'mon Fred, let go! I can't breathe... and my thing's swelling up!"
Fred giggled. "That just means you want more!"
Gene shook his head. "No, it means it's gonna pop if you don't let go!... or at least loosen your grip a little bit."
"Oh, right!" Fred loosened his grip on Gene's prized possession and went back to shrieking. "Go away Reiko!"
"Fred I can't believe you'd CHEAT on me! And with a man no less! I never knew you preferred the company of men!" Reiko said from behind the door. "You betrayed me!"
"Wait a second Reiko! I figured EVERYONE knew I was g -"
"It's too late now! I have your clothes and you are most certainly NOT getting them back!" Reiko grinned cunningly and waltzed on out of Fred's mansion.
Fred looked at Gene. Gene looked at Fred. The two shrugged and decided to make the most of their nudity =^_~=
Aisha looked up from the shopping list and back down to her shopping cart. "Hmm...Aisha thinks she got everything..." Double-checking, she nodded to herself. "Yup!" And so, Aisha relaized that the domestic task of grocery shopping wasn't so bad... then she reached the checkout lines. "Nyaaaaaaa... Aisha's gonna be here foreverrrr..." She said with a sigh of defeat.
A light blinked in the corner of Aisha's eye. Turning her head, she could see the light meant another register was now open. Wasting no time at all, Aisha lifted her carriage and jumped over checkout lanes, knocking over several candy shelves, other shopping carts, and the occasional person. Upon reaching her destination, she set her carriage down daintily on the floor and tossed her long white braid over her shoulder.
"Um...Miss?" The clerk said.
"Yeeeees?" Aisha replied.
"Um... This is the Express Lane. 12 items or less." He pointed to his sign, then to Aisha's stuff. She easily had more than 12 items.
Aisha blinked. She couldn't comprehend why this was such a big deal. "Yeah... and?"
"You have a lot more than 12 items in your carriage, miss." The clerk said matter-of-factly.
"So..." Aisha was beginning to wonder if this idiot human had a point coming soon.
"So you can't check out here."
"WHYYYYYYYYY!?" Aisha screamed. "I was here first! I'm a customer!"
The clerk shrinked behind his desk. "O...of course I'm w-willing to make an exception for such diginifed beauty such as yours...."
Aisha blushed. "Really?!"
The scared out of his mind clerk nodded as Aisha giggled shyly.
The people in line behind Aisha sighed, both looking down at their items.
"At least let us go before her! We only have 3 things." The first man said.
His friend nodded, holding up a box of donuts and two bottles of vodka. "It's only fair!"
Aisha turned around, facing the two men. "If you want to get infront of me, be my guest. But... I can't guarantee that you'll make it out to the parking lot with all your limbs attatched."
The two men laughed nervously. The first one, dressed in black raised his hands in an 'I surrender' pose. The second man, dressed in red only smiled a goofy smile, giving Aisha a peace sign with the fingers crossed. "Now, now. Love and peace..."
Aisha sweatdropped. 'Wierdos' She thought as her items were being checked out.
Melfina's insanely annoying laughter filled the every room of Starwind and Hawking.
Suzuka was sharpening her sword at the electric pencil sharpener in an attempt to drown out the noise.
Jim looked up from the computer where he was looking at things chilren his age most certainly SHOULDN'T. "Um, Suzuka... what are you doing?"
Suzuka shrugged. "Just sharpening my sword. I figure I can kill annoying loud stupid brain-dead bio-androids easier if my sword is just a teensy bit more deadly... that and because it drowns out Melfina's irritating laugh."
Jim nodded and went back to his internet porn. Clicking the mouse, his jaw dropped. "Oh my God! Look, Suzuka!" Jim pointed to the screen in utter shock.
Suzuka dropped her sword. "Oh my..."
[on the computer screen...]
"Waaaaah Fred, go easier than that! I still haven't recovered from last time!"
"I can't help it, Gene! Your ass is just so nice!"
"Don't expect me to be gentle when it's my turn to be the seme then!"
"Ohh Gene... dear precious Gene... whoEVER said you could be the seme at all?"
"WHAT?! Get out of my ass!"
"But Geeeeene!"
"If I'm always the uke, then what fun is it for me!?"
"You're so cute when your mad... now bend back over..."
"Not until you promise me I can be the seme next time!"
Fred sighed.
"Fred..."
"FINE!"
Suzuka fell to the ground in shock. "What the HELL was that!?"
Jim nodded. "I'd like to know myself..."
...then Melfina's annoying laugh was heard loud and clear.
Jim and Suzuka looked at eachother, nodded, and each grabbed something sharp. "I've taken all I can stand... AND I CAN'T STAND NO MORE!" Suzuka shrieked. "I'll kill the both of them! Let's go chum!" She grabbed Jim by his jacket sleeve and ran up the stairs with him.
"Why did you just call me 'chum'!?" Jim asked.
Suzuka shrugged. "I dunno... but I haven't killed anything in a long time and I'm going through withdrawal!"
The two bust down the door from where Melfina's anoying laughs could be heard. There was Melfina. Playing Twister... with the MacDoogals.
Suzuka dropped her sword and ran over. "I WANNA PLAY TOO!"
Jim sighed. Has everyone lost their minds???
To
Be
Continued...
=^_^=;; Oh my God what the Hell was I on when I wrote this?!!? If this fic sucks, I know it does, no need to tell me. Um... Oh yeah, the two guys in the supermarket were Vash the Stampede and Nicholas D. Wolfwood. If you don't know who those two are, then shame on you. Run out and buy Trigun right now... all of you... go on, I'll be here waiting when you're done... OK, anyway Trigun isn't mine either and Um... yeah review and I'll put a part 3 out which will be a lot better than this piece of crap. Ohnana!
*Faye*
"Fred Luo's Revenge... The Aftermath!"
~part two~
"Revenge of Reiko"
by Faye, My Funny Valentine
Fred clung to Gene as tightly as his weak, skinny little arms would allow. "I can't believe she's here, Gene! Protect me!"
Gene, snapping out of his post-I-just-got-laid state of mind blinked and tried to pry Fred from certain parts he'd need later on in life. "C'mon Fred, let go! I can't breathe... and my thing's swelling up!"
Fred giggled. "That just means you want more!"
Gene shook his head. "No, it means it's gonna pop if you don't let go!... or at least loosen your grip a little bit."
"Oh, right!" Fred loosened his grip on Gene's prized possession and went back to shrieking. "Go away Reiko!"
"Fred I can't believe you'd CHEAT on me! And with a man no less! I never knew you preferred the company of men!" Reiko said from behind the door. "You betrayed me!"
"Wait a second Reiko! I figured EVERYONE knew I was g -"
"It's too late now! I have your clothes and you are most certainly NOT getting them back!" Reiko grinned cunningly and waltzed on out of Fred's mansion.
Fred looked at Gene. Gene looked at Fred. The two shrugged and decided to make the most of their nudity =^_~=
Aisha looked up from the shopping list and back down to her shopping cart. "Hmm...Aisha thinks she got everything..." Double-checking, she nodded to herself. "Yup!" And so, Aisha relaized that the domestic task of grocery shopping wasn't so bad... then she reached the checkout lines. "Nyaaaaaaa... Aisha's gonna be here foreverrrr..." She said with a sigh of defeat.
A light blinked in the corner of Aisha's eye. Turning her head, she could see the light meant another register was now open. Wasting no time at all, Aisha lifted her carriage and jumped over checkout lanes, knocking over several candy shelves, other shopping carts, and the occasional person. Upon reaching her destination, she set her carriage down daintily on the floor and tossed her long white braid over her shoulder.
"Um...Miss?" The clerk said.
"Yeeeees?" Aisha replied.
"Um... This is the Express Lane. 12 items or less." He pointed to his sign, then to Aisha's stuff. She easily had more than 12 items.
Aisha blinked. She couldn't comprehend why this was such a big deal. "Yeah... and?"
"You have a lot more than 12 items in your carriage, miss." The clerk said matter-of-factly.
"So..." Aisha was beginning to wonder if this idiot human had a point coming soon.
"So you can't check out here."
"WHYYYYYYYYY!?" Aisha screamed. "I was here first! I'm a customer!"
The clerk shrinked behind his desk. "O...of course I'm w-willing to make an exception for such diginifed beauty such as yours...."
Aisha blushed. "Really?!"
The scared out of his mind clerk nodded as Aisha giggled shyly.
The people in line behind Aisha sighed, both looking down at their items.
"At least let us go before her! We only have 3 things." The first man said.
His friend nodded, holding up a box of donuts and two bottles of vodka. "It's only fair!"
Aisha turned around, facing the two men. "If you want to get infront of me, be my guest. But... I can't guarantee that you'll make it out to the parking lot with all your limbs attatched."
The two men laughed nervously. The first one, dressed in black raised his hands in an 'I surrender' pose. The second man, dressed in red only smiled a goofy smile, giving Aisha a peace sign with the fingers crossed. "Now, now. Love and peace..."
Aisha sweatdropped. 'Wierdos' She thought as her items were being checked out.
Melfina's insanely annoying laughter filled the every room of Starwind and Hawking.
Suzuka was sharpening her sword at the electric pencil sharpener in an attempt to drown out the noise.
Jim looked up from the computer where he was looking at things chilren his age most certainly SHOULDN'T. "Um, Suzuka... what are you doing?"
Suzuka shrugged. "Just sharpening my sword. I figure I can kill annoying loud stupid brain-dead bio-androids easier if my sword is just a teensy bit more deadly... that and because it drowns out Melfina's irritating laugh."
Jim nodded and went back to his internet porn. Clicking the mouse, his jaw dropped. "Oh my God! Look, Suzuka!" Jim pointed to the screen in utter shock.
Suzuka dropped her sword. "Oh my..."
[on the computer screen...]
"Waaaaah Fred, go easier than that! I still haven't recovered from last time!"
"I can't help it, Gene! Your ass is just so nice!"
"Don't expect me to be gentle when it's my turn to be the seme then!"
"Ohh Gene... dear precious Gene... whoEVER said you could be the seme at all?"
"WHAT?! Get out of my ass!"
"But Geeeeene!"
"If I'm always the uke, then what fun is it for me!?"
"You're so cute when your mad... now bend back over..."
"Not until you promise me I can be the seme next time!"
Fred sighed.
"Fred..."
"FINE!"
Suzuka fell to the ground in shock. "What the HELL was that!?"
Jim nodded. "I'd like to know myself..."
...then Melfina's annoying laugh was heard loud and clear.
Jim and Suzuka looked at eachother, nodded, and each grabbed something sharp. "I've taken all I can stand... AND I CAN'T STAND NO MORE!" Suzuka shrieked. "I'll kill the both of them! Let's go chum!" She grabbed Jim by his jacket sleeve and ran up the stairs with him.
"Why did you just call me 'chum'!?" Jim asked.
Suzuka shrugged. "I dunno... but I haven't killed anything in a long time and I'm going through withdrawal!"
The two bust down the door from where Melfina's anoying laughs could be heard. There was Melfina. Playing Twister... with the MacDoogals.
Suzuka dropped her sword and ran over. "I WANNA PLAY TOO!"
Jim sighed. Has everyone lost their minds???
To
Be
Continued...
=^_^=;; Oh my God what the Hell was I on when I wrote this?!!? If this fic sucks, I know it does, no need to tell me. Um... Oh yeah, the two guys in the supermarket were Vash the Stampede and Nicholas D. Wolfwood. If you don't know who those two are, then shame on you. Run out and buy Trigun right now... all of you... go on, I'll be here waiting when you're done... OK, anyway Trigun isn't mine either and Um... yeah review and I'll put a part 3 out which will be a lot better than this piece of crap. Ohnana!
*Faye*