It's Not Me It's You, Zelda songfic
©2001 This story was written by Katie (oh sure! Like I'll give you my last name!). It is totally
100% fictional, which is why it's a fanfic! If you wanna use it on your webpage, then you must
e-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. If I find my fanfic on your page without my permission,
then I will personally kill you. Have a nice day :P!
LEGAL ZELDA DISCLAIMER: © 1998-2001 Nintendo of America and Shigeru Miyamoto (Zelda creator).
LEGAL PROZZäK DISCLAIMER: © 1998-2001 Sony Music Canada and Left Hook Music. Verse medley taken
from the Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky (if you don't know what I mean, just imagine the song
in tune to the Sugar Plum Fairy, ukkay?).
MY DISCLAIMER: I don't own Prozzäk (sure wish I did... well I own the dolls! MUAHAHAHAA!), if
I did, I would rule and Simon would be mine XD that is... er... right. I don't own Prozzäk. Nor
do I own their 100% spiffy songs. I also don't own Zelda. If I did then Link would be mine as
well XD... uhm, yeah. *NOTE TO SELF: Find a way to own Prozzäk and LoZ...*
It's Not Me It's You
Link: Hmmm... wonder where Zelda is...
Zelda: Oh, Liiiiink!
Link: Zelda! What's up?
Zelda: Well, I was thinking about our talk last night, and the truth is...
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU! *singing* Na na na na na na, nanana,
nanana, nanana, IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU!
Link: *singing* *looks toward a grown up Romani who frowns angirly* I recall the way that
Romani said to me callously... *Romani slaps him across the face with a glove*
it's not me, it's you.
*looks over at Malon, who glares in a sinister way and strokes Epona's mane softly* And I
remember just how Malon held my hand, headline ran *Malon akes Links hand, throws it down, and
makes him punch himself in the spot where it would really hurt a guy XD*
it's not me it's you.
Seems the old equation's holding true *Link stands happily beside Zelda*
One from two equals blue *Zelda glares at him, throws his jacket down, and walks away, Link's
tunic turns blue*
And nice guys always lose *Link plants a flower, smiles sweetly, and pats a bunny rabbit, then
a missile lands on his head*
First we're stuck like glue *Zelda hugs Link tightly*
Then you say we're through *Zelda pushes him to the ground, making him fall flat on his ass*
All that you can tell me is that it's not me it's you. Hey! *Dances... Ricky Martin style!*
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: It's not me, it's you! *they dance around Link seductively* Na
na na na na na, nanana, nanana, nanana, it's not me it's you! *they throw a cherry pie in
Link's face*
Link: *licking the pie off* I can see the day the Gerudo babe
Walked away *Nabooru kicks Link in the shins, making him fall over in pain, and walks off*,
heard her say
It's not me, it's you
And how could I forget how Saria's name was signed, dotted line *Saria writes her name on a
dotted line, followed by "It's not me, it's you!" and stuffs it in Link's mouth*
It's not me it's you.
Share the blame, I do *Link looks at his feet, then kicks a pebble down the road. The pebble
comes back, and makes Link fall forward on his face. He mutters "I'm OK...!"*
Relationships take two *Link hugs that crazy Cucco Lady, who spits in his eye and starts
flapping around like a Cucco*
But all that you can tell me is that it's not me it's you. *gyrates* Hey!
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: Na na na na na na, nanana, nanana, nanana, it's not me it's
you!
Link: Hey!... *speaking* wait, no... before you throw that pie in my face, please make sure it's
coconut cream...!
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *dance in front of Link, pies equipped* Na na na na na na,
nanana, nanana, nanana, it's not me it's you! *SPLAT! Pie all over Link's face*
Link: *licking pie off* *whispers: Thanks for making sure it's coconut, ladies!... Oops, my
cue...*
Zelda: *whispers: Dumbass!*
Link: Zelda, if we don't make if out of this thing *grabs Zelda's hands in his own*, I want you
to know that I really did love you. *gets close enough to kiss her*
Zelda: I know, Link... *pulls her hands away, turns around, looking thoughtfully at the sky*
It's just that...
Link: *singing, with many women dancing around him* Isn't life a game of touch and go *reaches
out to touch Anju, who slaps his wrist forcefully, yelling "ECCHI!"*,
Girls talk high, boys talk low
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *jumping up and down* IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU!
Link: Voices ring and echo, psycho show
Memories flow *flashback: Link and Zelda kissing by Lake Hylia. Flashback: Link and Malon riding
Epona with Malon's arms around Link's waist. End flashback with lots of fog and funky colours*
Now sing low...
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *whispering, crouching low* It's not me, it's you.
Link: Prophecy came true *Link's thought bubble: Zelda sticking her tongue out at him as well
as pulling her eyelid down. She screams "WE'RE THROUGH!" and runs off*
Message coming through.
Click on... *stops singing* wait, we have ICQ? *Cremia throws him a computer* Dude!
*singing* Parting words of love denied are... *sighs, but sits down and types away at his new
computer "I'm a hot blond, been in a few video games, n e 1 wanna chat?"*
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: It's... it's... it's... it's...
It's not me, It's not me, it's not me it's you!
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me it's you!
Link: *doesn't look up at all from his computer, says blandly* hey.
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *do a medley of the It's Not Me It's Yous and the Na na nas*
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me it's... *pause* YOU! *they all point at Link* *music
stops*
Zelda: You suck, Link. *walks away*
Link: *not even looking up* Uh huh.
Ruto: *walks over* You know Link, there's still me.
Link: *blinks, looks at Ruto, blinks again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Link runs off*
Ruto: Wait...! Hey... what's this? *looks at computer, starts typing*
HOURS LATER...
Ruto: BOOYA! I am a |33+ |-|4X0®! Fear my |33+ §|1[[z!
THE END!
That sucked O.o but I can't help it. It's Not Me It's You is my favourite Prozzäk song. I wanted
to make a songfic. Any questions or comments? E-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca and btw, if
you actually liked this and want a sequel, tell me which Prozzäk song (trust me, I'v heard 'em
all) I should do next. Ukkie? Oh yeah... and Ruto's saying "I am a leet hacker (haxor)! Fear my
leet skillz!"
©2001 This story was written by Katie (oh sure! Like I'll give you my last name!). It is totally
100% fictional, which is why it's a fanfic! If you wanna use it on your webpage, then you must
e-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca. If I find my fanfic on your page without my permission,
then I will personally kill you. Have a nice day :P!
LEGAL ZELDA DISCLAIMER: © 1998-2001 Nintendo of America and Shigeru Miyamoto (Zelda creator).
LEGAL PROZZäK DISCLAIMER: © 1998-2001 Sony Music Canada and Left Hook Music. Verse medley taken
from the Sugar Plum Fairy by Tchaikovsky (if you don't know what I mean, just imagine the song
in tune to the Sugar Plum Fairy, ukkay?).
MY DISCLAIMER: I don't own Prozzäk (sure wish I did... well I own the dolls! MUAHAHAHAA!), if
I did, I would rule and Simon would be mine XD that is... er... right. I don't own Prozzäk. Nor
do I own their 100% spiffy songs. I also don't own Zelda. If I did then Link would be mine as
well XD... uhm, yeah. *NOTE TO SELF: Find a way to own Prozzäk and LoZ...*
It's Not Me It's You
Link: Hmmm... wonder where Zelda is...
Zelda: Oh, Liiiiink!
Link: Zelda! What's up?
Zelda: Well, I was thinking about our talk last night, and the truth is...
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU! *singing* Na na na na na na, nanana,
nanana, nanana, IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU!
Link: *singing* *looks toward a grown up Romani who frowns angirly* I recall the way that
Romani said to me callously... *Romani slaps him across the face with a glove*
it's not me, it's you.
*looks over at Malon, who glares in a sinister way and strokes Epona's mane softly* And I
remember just how Malon held my hand, headline ran *Malon akes Links hand, throws it down, and
makes him punch himself in the spot where it would really hurt a guy XD*
it's not me it's you.
Seems the old equation's holding true *Link stands happily beside Zelda*
One from two equals blue *Zelda glares at him, throws his jacket down, and walks away, Link's
tunic turns blue*
And nice guys always lose *Link plants a flower, smiles sweetly, and pats a bunny rabbit, then
a missile lands on his head*
First we're stuck like glue *Zelda hugs Link tightly*
Then you say we're through *Zelda pushes him to the ground, making him fall flat on his ass*
All that you can tell me is that it's not me it's you. Hey! *Dances... Ricky Martin style!*
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: It's not me, it's you! *they dance around Link seductively* Na
na na na na na, nanana, nanana, nanana, it's not me it's you! *they throw a cherry pie in
Link's face*
Link: *licking the pie off* I can see the day the Gerudo babe
Walked away *Nabooru kicks Link in the shins, making him fall over in pain, and walks off*,
heard her say
It's not me, it's you
And how could I forget how Saria's name was signed, dotted line *Saria writes her name on a
dotted line, followed by "It's not me, it's you!" and stuffs it in Link's mouth*
It's not me it's you.
Share the blame, I do *Link looks at his feet, then kicks a pebble down the road. The pebble
comes back, and makes Link fall forward on his face. He mutters "I'm OK...!"*
Relationships take two *Link hugs that crazy Cucco Lady, who spits in his eye and starts
flapping around like a Cucco*
But all that you can tell me is that it's not me it's you. *gyrates* Hey!
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: Na na na na na na, nanana, nanana, nanana, it's not me it's
you!
Link: Hey!... *speaking* wait, no... before you throw that pie in my face, please make sure it's
coconut cream...!
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *dance in front of Link, pies equipped* Na na na na na na,
nanana, nanana, nanana, it's not me it's you! *SPLAT! Pie all over Link's face*
Link: *licking pie off* *whispers: Thanks for making sure it's coconut, ladies!... Oops, my
cue...*
Zelda: *whispers: Dumbass!*
Link: Zelda, if we don't make if out of this thing *grabs Zelda's hands in his own*, I want you
to know that I really did love you. *gets close enough to kiss her*
Zelda: I know, Link... *pulls her hands away, turns around, looking thoughtfully at the sky*
It's just that...
Link: *singing, with many women dancing around him* Isn't life a game of touch and go *reaches
out to touch Anju, who slaps his wrist forcefully, yelling "ECCHI!"*,
Girls talk high, boys talk low
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *jumping up and down* IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU!
Link: Voices ring and echo, psycho show
Memories flow *flashback: Link and Zelda kissing by Lake Hylia. Flashback: Link and Malon riding
Epona with Malon's arms around Link's waist. End flashback with lots of fog and funky colours*
Now sing low...
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *whispering, crouching low* It's not me, it's you.
Link: Prophecy came true *Link's thought bubble: Zelda sticking her tongue out at him as well
as pulling her eyelid down. She screams "WE'RE THROUGH!" and runs off*
Message coming through.
Click on... *stops singing* wait, we have ICQ? *Cremia throws him a computer* Dude!
*singing* Parting words of love denied are... *sighs, but sits down and types away at his new
computer "I'm a hot blond, been in a few video games, n e 1 wanna chat?"*
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: It's... it's... it's... it's...
It's not me, It's not me, it's not me it's you!
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me it's you!
Link: *doesn't look up at all from his computer, says blandly* hey.
All girls in Hyrule and Termina: *do a medley of the It's Not Me It's Yous and the Na na nas*
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me it's... *pause* YOU! *they all point at Link* *music
stops*
Zelda: You suck, Link. *walks away*
Link: *not even looking up* Uh huh.
Ruto: *walks over* You know Link, there's still me.
Link: *blinks, looks at Ruto, blinks again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *Link runs off*
Ruto: Wait...! Hey... what's this? *looks at computer, starts typing*
HOURS LATER...
Ruto: BOOYA! I am a |33+ |-|4X0®! Fear my |33+ §|1[[z!
THE END!
That sucked O.o but I can't help it. It's Not Me It's You is my favourite Prozzäk song. I wanted
to make a songfic. Any questions or comments? E-mail me at katiec@nb.sympatico.ca and btw, if
you actually liked this and want a sequel, tell me which Prozzäk song (trust me, I'v heard 'em
all) I should do next. Ukkie? Oh yeah... and Ruto's saying "I am a leet hacker (haxor)! Fear my
leet skillz!"