Hermione's true plot
"Well, it is near the end of the year, therefore He-who-must-not-be-named will be showing up any time now, should we plan a welcoming party?" Ron told his friend Harry while walking to Divianation.
"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm not afraid of the ol' windbag!" Harry declaired.
"Oh, harry, you're so brave, but don't you think that you should take some precautions? What with your history and all!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Na, I'm not afraid of the old fart, I've excaped him what, how many times? Yes, yes, about what? Three?"
Later that evening right before a verrrrry important quidditch match
As harry was walking to the field with Hermione and Ron attached at the...lips? out behind the corner jumped, VOLDEMORT!!!!!! (Gasp!) And all of a sudden there was a blast of green light and KAPOW!!! Harry lie dead on the floor, wearing little Barbie boxers and all.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, my one true love! You died a brave and glorious death, screaming like a little Lavender, that shall never be forgotten, I shall miss you and all those nights we spent together in the owlery! Good-Bye!"
"As much as I miss harry, what are you talking about "All those nights we spent together in the owlery", and "My one true love" I thought that you liked me?!?!?!"
"Don't you know, I was just using you to get to Harry!" Then out of her remorse, took a little pocket knife from her robes and said, "Oh, happy dagger, thrust! Thrust!" Then lie dead next to Harry.
Ron, in losing his favorite gal, and his best friend, picked up the knife with Hermiones blood and well..... you know, followed the trend and killed himself too.
thus everyone was happy, because the could now breathe unegoitized air, all except for Lavender, who was so confused on what was going on, and did not understand what happened until about 30 years later.
THE END!!!!!!!!!
That's what friends are for.
"Well, it is near the end of the year, therefore He-who-must-not-be-named will be showing up any time now, should we plan a welcoming party?" Ron told his friend Harry while walking to Divianation.
"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm not afraid of the ol' windbag!" Harry declaired.
"Oh, harry, you're so brave, but don't you think that you should take some precautions? What with your history and all!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Na, I'm not afraid of the old fart, I've excaped him what, how many times? Yes, yes, about what? Three?"
Later that evening right before a verrrrry important quidditch match
As harry was walking to the field with Hermione and Ron attached at the...lips? out behind the corner jumped, VOLDEMORT!!!!!! (Gasp!) And all of a sudden there was a blast of green light and KAPOW!!! Harry lie dead on the floor, wearing little Barbie boxers and all.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, my one true love! You died a brave and glorious death, screaming like a little Lavender, that shall never be forgotten, I shall miss you and all those nights we spent together in the owlery! Good-Bye!"
"As much as I miss harry, what are you talking about "All those nights we spent together in the owlery", and "My one true love" I thought that you liked me?!?!?!"
"Don't you know, I was just using you to get to Harry!" Then out of her remorse, took a little pocket knife from her robes and said, "Oh, happy dagger, thrust! Thrust!" Then lie dead next to Harry.
Ron, in losing his favorite gal, and his best friend, picked up the knife with Hermiones blood and well..... you know, followed the trend and killed himself too.
thus everyone was happy, because the could now breathe unegoitized air, all except for Lavender, who was so confused on what was going on, and did not understand what happened until about 30 years later.
THE END!!!!!!!!!
That's what friends are for.