To hell with disclaimers! But I own only the plot...and maybe Naaza...
The Things People Do For Love
Lance and Jun stormed over to Shin, Shu, Touma, Chimi, Seiji and a very drunk Ryo. Shin seemed to be in good spirits. (Wonder why?)
"Where are they?!?" Lance yelled. The group turned and stared at Jun and Lance in surprise. Seiji raised an eyebrow.
"Where are who?" he queried. Lance rolled his eyes.
"You know who!!! Naaza and Midajah!" Jun said in a "ne, duh!" sort of voice.
"Hai! They disappeared! Now, where did they go?!?" The group exchanged looks. All except Ryo, who was trying to sneak another cup of Shu's delightful concoction.
"Uh-oh..." Chimi muttered softly. The rest of the group seemed to share this opinion. Then Shu stepped in.
"Have you two drunken too much punch?" he asked. Jun and Lance blushed and stammered.
"Anou...we gotta go..." They rushed off. Just then, Naaza and Midajah reappeared. They were met by a lecture from Chimi.
"You KNOW better than to Disapparate in front of non-magical people!" Chimi scolded.
"Yeah, Midajah!" Shu added with a snicker. Midajah, deciding to be mature, stuck her tongue out at him.
"Look, you two wanna get married, I support that. Leave me alone." Touma glowered at Shu.
"Excuse me?"
"I'm not marrying Chimi! Geez!" cried Shu defensively.
"Ehhhhh??? Who???" Ryo said, now totally drunk.
"Nobody, Ryo-koi," Seiji replied in a sigh, trying to hold Ryo up as the other was now slowly sinking towards the ground.
"Nobordy...nobordy...nobordy. Ish alllllways nobordy."
"Shu, you are SO dead once I get Ryo home!" Shu tried to defend himself.
"It's not my fault! Really, it's not!"
"Heeesh right..." slurred Ryo, wrapping his arms around Seiji's neck.
"See?"
"It's the blond haired bunny from the moon! And she shall punish you!"
"He he..." Shu rubbed the back of his head and tried to look innocent as Seiji glared at him.
"I wan' punch, you wan' punch. Pwweease?..." Ryo murmured.
"WHAT did you put in the punch, Shu?" Chimi asked.
"The strongest saké available. Nothing but the best," Shu answered, discreetly taking a couple of steps away from the moon bun...eto, Seiji.
"That wasn't a very nice thing to do, love," Shin gently reprimanded.
"Nani? Seiji should be thanking me. I just made the night more interesting." He pointed at a stoned Ryo sucking on a pink Seiji's earlobe. Midajah snickered.
"Well, Ryo DID say he thought that he looked like a whore..." she said, swatting Naaza's hand away from her skirt.
"Urusei...you koiiibitooo-stealing slut..." Ryo muttered. Midajah whirled her head around toward Ryo, her green eyes flashing with indignation.
"What did you say?" she hissed menacingly, sounding very much like one of her boyfriends pets.
"Y' hearrrrd me..."
"I am NOT a slut!!!" Ryo snickered. "Aa, uh-huh, suuurrrrre..." Naaza stepped forward angrily.
"What the hell do you think you're talking about, Rekka? My Dajah-koi is NOT a slut!"
"Please. *hiccups* You won't hear a negative word 'gainst "Dajah-koi"..."
"I think," Midajah said slowly, trying hard to keep her temper in check, "that you had better apologize to me RIGHT now."
"An' ifff I don't?" He sags against Seiji once more.
"Normally, I would kick your ass, but since you are not yourself, I think I'll let it slide." Ryo hiccuped.
"Cake."
"Pineapple," said Chimi automatically. The sober members of the group all turned to stare at her. She blinked. "Nani? What did I say?"
"Nothing, Chimi...c'mon Naaza, let's go...I want to dance some more," Midajah said, giving Ryo a scathing glare. Ryo hiccuped yet again.
"Make sure you keep your hands to yourself, Daaaajahhhhh..." Midajah gritted her teeth but said nothing. Naaza grabbed her hand.
"Let's go, Dajah-koi. Just ignore the drunk transvestite." Ryo made a rather ludicrous attempt to stand up straight.
"Urusei! I'm not wearing as much eyeshadow as you are!" Ryo then grinned, looking particularly pleased with himself. Shu began to snicker, but was quickly shut up by Shin, who stomped on his foot.
Authoress: See? The platforms DID come in handy!
Shin:...
Naaza barely stopped himself from launching himself at Ryo and beating the living daylights out of him. Midajah tightly grabbed his upper arm and shook her head.
"Don't bother, Naaza." Naaza growled, but remained somewhat calm. "Fine, but you had better be glad that you are intoxicated, Rekka." Ryo blew him a wet raspberry and grinned.
"Ooooh, lookie! Moshpit! Pleasant Hooters, Dajah! Gotta go! Biiiiyeeee!!" He somehow managed to slip out of Seiji's grip and disappeared into the mass.
"Kuso! Ryo! Get back here!" Seiji paused to glare furiously at Shu before jumping bravely into the fray. "Forget waiting until we get home, Shu! As soon as I get back, I will commence with kicking your ass! Spiking the punch...of all the CHILDISH things to do..." He ran off.
"Hey! It's not MY fault he drank too much punch!" Shu cried. "Kuso!"
"There, there, love," Shin cooed consolingly, rubbing his back gently. Touma blinked.
"This would be a very comedic situation if it weren't for the fact that..."
"You kidding? It's funny as all hell. Makes me wish that I'd brought my camcorder," Chimi replied. Midajah nodded.
"How is it that all the interesting stuff happens when there is no way to record it?" she added.
"It's just as well. Chimi would have enough "dirt" to make a multi-organism ecosystem." Chimi blanked.
"...Come again?" Midajah began to snicker. "Nice choice of words, Chimi."
"Eh?...Oh...OH! That's dirty, M-chan!"
"Nani?...I don't get it..." Naaza muttered as Shu burst out laughing. Shin blushed while Touma merely sighed in a long-suffering way.
"Those two..." he muttered in a similar tone.
"Oh, that's a good one!" Shu exclaimed, still laughing.
"We shouldn't talk about those things," Shin murmured.
"I still don't get..." Naaza complained. Midajah leaned over and whispered in his ear. He turned Rekka red. "Ohhh...I knew that!" Incredulous looks from all. "Really! I did..."
"Riiight...of course. So, Dajah...how does it feel to have a boyfriend who wears eyeshadow?" Shu asked.
"Shu!" cried Shin, stamping his foot again. Shu yelped in pain.
"OWWW! Mmmm!!" Reflexive tears of pain were in his eyes.
"Don't say such mean things! Honestly, how rude!" Shu bit his lip to keep from crying out.
"But, Shiiiin... That huuuurrt!"
"Hmph!"
"Owie..."
2BC...
The Things People Do For Love
Lance and Jun stormed over to Shin, Shu, Touma, Chimi, Seiji and a very drunk Ryo. Shin seemed to be in good spirits. (Wonder why?)
"Where are they?!?" Lance yelled. The group turned and stared at Jun and Lance in surprise. Seiji raised an eyebrow.
"Where are who?" he queried. Lance rolled his eyes.
"You know who!!! Naaza and Midajah!" Jun said in a "ne, duh!" sort of voice.
"Hai! They disappeared! Now, where did they go?!?" The group exchanged looks. All except Ryo, who was trying to sneak another cup of Shu's delightful concoction.
"Uh-oh..." Chimi muttered softly. The rest of the group seemed to share this opinion. Then Shu stepped in.
"Have you two drunken too much punch?" he asked. Jun and Lance blushed and stammered.
"Anou...we gotta go..." They rushed off. Just then, Naaza and Midajah reappeared. They were met by a lecture from Chimi.
"You KNOW better than to Disapparate in front of non-magical people!" Chimi scolded.
"Yeah, Midajah!" Shu added with a snicker. Midajah, deciding to be mature, stuck her tongue out at him.
"Look, you two wanna get married, I support that. Leave me alone." Touma glowered at Shu.
"Excuse me?"
"I'm not marrying Chimi! Geez!" cried Shu defensively.
"Ehhhhh??? Who???" Ryo said, now totally drunk.
"Nobody, Ryo-koi," Seiji replied in a sigh, trying to hold Ryo up as the other was now slowly sinking towards the ground.
"Nobordy...nobordy...nobordy. Ish alllllways nobordy."
"Shu, you are SO dead once I get Ryo home!" Shu tried to defend himself.
"It's not my fault! Really, it's not!"
"Heeesh right..." slurred Ryo, wrapping his arms around Seiji's neck.
"See?"
"It's the blond haired bunny from the moon! And she shall punish you!"
"He he..." Shu rubbed the back of his head and tried to look innocent as Seiji glared at him.
"I wan' punch, you wan' punch. Pwweease?..." Ryo murmured.
"WHAT did you put in the punch, Shu?" Chimi asked.
"The strongest saké available. Nothing but the best," Shu answered, discreetly taking a couple of steps away from the moon bun...eto, Seiji.
"That wasn't a very nice thing to do, love," Shin gently reprimanded.
"Nani? Seiji should be thanking me. I just made the night more interesting." He pointed at a stoned Ryo sucking on a pink Seiji's earlobe. Midajah snickered.
"Well, Ryo DID say he thought that he looked like a whore..." she said, swatting Naaza's hand away from her skirt.
"Urusei...you koiiibitooo-stealing slut..." Ryo muttered. Midajah whirled her head around toward Ryo, her green eyes flashing with indignation.
"What did you say?" she hissed menacingly, sounding very much like one of her boyfriends pets.
"Y' hearrrrd me..."
"I am NOT a slut!!!" Ryo snickered. "Aa, uh-huh, suuurrrrre..." Naaza stepped forward angrily.
"What the hell do you think you're talking about, Rekka? My Dajah-koi is NOT a slut!"
"Please. *hiccups* You won't hear a negative word 'gainst "Dajah-koi"..."
"I think," Midajah said slowly, trying hard to keep her temper in check, "that you had better apologize to me RIGHT now."
"An' ifff I don't?" He sags against Seiji once more.
"Normally, I would kick your ass, but since you are not yourself, I think I'll let it slide." Ryo hiccuped.
"Cake."
"Pineapple," said Chimi automatically. The sober members of the group all turned to stare at her. She blinked. "Nani? What did I say?"
"Nothing, Chimi...c'mon Naaza, let's go...I want to dance some more," Midajah said, giving Ryo a scathing glare. Ryo hiccuped yet again.
"Make sure you keep your hands to yourself, Daaaajahhhhh..." Midajah gritted her teeth but said nothing. Naaza grabbed her hand.
"Let's go, Dajah-koi. Just ignore the drunk transvestite." Ryo made a rather ludicrous attempt to stand up straight.
"Urusei! I'm not wearing as much eyeshadow as you are!" Ryo then grinned, looking particularly pleased with himself. Shu began to snicker, but was quickly shut up by Shin, who stomped on his foot.
Authoress: See? The platforms DID come in handy!
Shin:...
Naaza barely stopped himself from launching himself at Ryo and beating the living daylights out of him. Midajah tightly grabbed his upper arm and shook her head.
"Don't bother, Naaza." Naaza growled, but remained somewhat calm. "Fine, but you had better be glad that you are intoxicated, Rekka." Ryo blew him a wet raspberry and grinned.
"Ooooh, lookie! Moshpit! Pleasant Hooters, Dajah! Gotta go! Biiiiyeeee!!" He somehow managed to slip out of Seiji's grip and disappeared into the mass.
"Kuso! Ryo! Get back here!" Seiji paused to glare furiously at Shu before jumping bravely into the fray. "Forget waiting until we get home, Shu! As soon as I get back, I will commence with kicking your ass! Spiking the punch...of all the CHILDISH things to do..." He ran off.
"Hey! It's not MY fault he drank too much punch!" Shu cried. "Kuso!"
"There, there, love," Shin cooed consolingly, rubbing his back gently. Touma blinked.
"This would be a very comedic situation if it weren't for the fact that..."
"You kidding? It's funny as all hell. Makes me wish that I'd brought my camcorder," Chimi replied. Midajah nodded.
"How is it that all the interesting stuff happens when there is no way to record it?" she added.
"It's just as well. Chimi would have enough "dirt" to make a multi-organism ecosystem." Chimi blanked.
"...Come again?" Midajah began to snicker. "Nice choice of words, Chimi."
"Eh?...Oh...OH! That's dirty, M-chan!"
"Nani?...I don't get it..." Naaza muttered as Shu burst out laughing. Shin blushed while Touma merely sighed in a long-suffering way.
"Those two..." he muttered in a similar tone.
"Oh, that's a good one!" Shu exclaimed, still laughing.
"We shouldn't talk about those things," Shin murmured.
"I still don't get..." Naaza complained. Midajah leaned over and whispered in his ear. He turned Rekka red. "Ohhh...I knew that!" Incredulous looks from all. "Really! I did..."
"Riiight...of course. So, Dajah...how does it feel to have a boyfriend who wears eyeshadow?" Shu asked.
"Shu!" cried Shin, stamping his foot again. Shu yelped in pain.
"OWWW! Mmmm!!" Reflexive tears of pain were in his eyes.
"Don't say such mean things! Honestly, how rude!" Shu bit his lip to keep from crying out.
"But, Shiiiin... That huuuurrt!"
"Hmph!"
"Owie..."
2BC...