Aim Author's note: I am not a fan of AOL. I wouldn't use them if they were the last service provider on Earth. However, I have had some fun with AIM, the Aol Instant Messenger. Don't ask me where this idea came from, I honestly can't say. :p

This is a parody of Val Halen's song "Jump." I am not Van Halen or his record company. No money in being earned and no
infringement is intended. Please don't sue, because I am just a poor college stundent and and have no money.

Aim!
by Bria
Friday, March 23, 2001

I sign on, and nobody gets me down
You have it all right, I've seen everybody around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the IMs and get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me instant messaging here
I got my chair in front of the computer
My eyes are focused on the screen
Ah, can you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well Aim. Aim!
Might as well Aim
Go ahead an' Aim. Aim!
Go ahead and Aim

Ow-oh! Hey, buddy! Who said that? Which IM box was that in?
You say you don't know, you won't know until you begin

So can't ya see me instant messaging here
I got my chair in front of the computer
My eyes are focused on the screen
Ah, can you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well jump. Aim!
Go ahead and Aim
Might as well Aim. Aim!
Go ahead and Aim
Aim!

(Guitar Solo)

Might as well Aim. Aim!
Go ahead and Aim
Get it in, Aim. Aim!
Go ahead and Aim
Aim! Aim! Aim! Aim!

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