I don't own Dragon ball Z or any of the characters in it, so don't diss me baka!
But I really wish I did :)
20 Minutes
"Baka woman c'mon!! We've only got 20 minutes left!"
"Will you shut up vegeta?"
"I am not shutting up until you hurry up!!"
"Why do you want me to hurry so much?"
"I'm hungry..."
"Your always hungry"
"So?"
Bulma emerged from the bathroom... she was wearing her favourite outfit.
"Quickly now into the car" vegeta was determined to get to that all-you-can-eat buffet in time...
"I'm driving!" he yelled as he got into the car
Bulma just looked at him amazed... he never volunteered to do anything.
"C'mon woman! Before kakarot eats all the food and before it closes!"
She obeyed and got into the car.
Vegeta backed out of the driveway hitting the letterbox on the way out.
"You can get a new one," he said to bulma.
"Vegeta hang on!" she yelled.
"What now!?" he demanded angrily.
"The kids!" she yelled.
"The brats?"
The kids jumped into the car. Vegeta started driving before they had even shut the door.
"I can see it!" vegeta yelled.
"See what dad?" asked trunks that had only just managed to get the door shut.
"The all you can eat buffet!!" vegeta yelled then added "baka" to the sentence.
He pulled in next to another vehicle and leaped out. His family just stared at him.
He ran into the building and came face to face with goku, who was eating, as usual.
"Hey vegeta!" he said between mouthfuls of food
"Where is it kakarot?" he asked goku. Goku pointed to the bar or food, most or it gone.
"If you don't get some more food into this place now I'll blow it up!" vegeta threatened.
They followed orders and brought out some more food.
Vegeta ate like no other saiyan had eaten before him. He even amazed goku.
Vegeta looked at his watch. 'Only 5 minutes 'till closing time' he thought to himself.
"Quick kakarot! An eating contest!" vegeta announced. Goku nodded.
They both dug into the food. It flew everywhere.
Bulma tried to pull vegeta away but he started to power up a ki blast in his hand, she decided to leave him alone. He checked his watch again.... 2 minutes!!!!!
He ate more and more; he had officially won the eating contest by far. One minute now!
He ate and ate... the people just stood back and watched him eat, they found it quite amusing!
"sorry sir... but it is closing time!" the manager said... he was blue in the face with fear of what vegeta might do.
Bulma grabbed vegeta by the collar of his shirt and dragged him out.
"nooooooooooooooooooo!! No please woman let me go!"
"uh... I don't think so vege-chan"
"but I'm HUNGRY!!!!" the word seemed to echo through out the empty car park.
"we will come tomorrow..." bulma said with a sigh.
" no we wont... you always promise... but it never happens!"
vegeta fired a final flash attack at the restaurant, blowing it into oblivion. It started to rain food.
"FOOD!" vegeta yelled, he opened his mouth as wide as it would go, which was pretty wide He was catching all sorts of food, he was in heaven.
THE END.
More of a humorous piece from me. I wrote it 20 minutes before the bell went for home time...
At least I think its funny :)
QUOTE OF THE DAY DBZ STYLE: 'king cold'
"what's a Goku?"