Author's note: This is an extremely silly fic after you get past the first few
paragraphs so i hope you enjoy it. Oh well i gotta go fluffies gnawing on my
arm again. *Waves arm too shake off toaster but has no luck* sigh.
P.S I do not own gundam wing. I will unfortunetly not be able to do so intill i
become rich. Man! i wish i was rich!
Gundam Halloween
Chapter 1 Heero's Defeat
"Oh, come ON Heero!" said Duo as he watched wing 00's pilot fix the suits
thrusters.
"No."
"Come on its Halloween. Take the day off for cripes sake!" Duo sighed
exasperated while Heero just shook his head. "Your inhuman you know that! No one in
their right mind would work all the time!"
"I can. Now please shut up or be quiet. Your distracting me." said Heero.
Duo shook his head and stretched, his neck let out a small pop. "Oh well.
Your loss buddy-boy!"
Heero just grunted.
Turning around Duo walked out of the hanger and took the elevator up into
the Peacecraft mansion. Stepping out into the meeting room he saw the rest of the
group gathered around waiting for him.
Hopping over to him almost immediately, Heidi wrapped her arm around his,
"Any luck Duo?"
Duo shook his head, "Nada, there's just no talking to that guy." He sighed,
"It's like speaking to a brick wall."
"Relena should be back soon," said Trowa. He was sitting next to Katra at
the large meeting table, "Maybe she can convince him."
From the one dark corner of the room Wufei grunted. "I don't see what's so
important about having him come. If he wants to stay here I say let him."
Trowa nodded in agreement, "For once I actually have to agree with Wufei.
Can any of us really see Heero having a good time at a party?"
Duo raised his hand, "With machine gun or without?" Hilde stifled a laugh
and nudged him in the ribs.
"Personally I think we should leave it up to Miss. Relena." said Katra. "It
was her idea in the first place to invite Heero along."
"Truer words have never been..." Duo started.
"HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRO!"
Everyone in the room jumped and looked at the source of the noise. To their
surprise, standing in the doorway was Noin and a pink bunny suited Relena. Pushing
a pink bunny ear from her face Relena looked around the room eagerly. Everyone
froze and looked at her with shock.
"Guess Heero's not here." she let out a sigh. "So how do you guys like my
costume?"
"Nice." said Katra.
"Interesting." said Trowa.
"WEAK!" yelled Wufei through cupped hands.
Duo and Hilde both burst into a fit of laughter.
Noin smiled. "Guess it's a hit Miss. Relena."
Relena nodded and smiling turned to Katra, "So is Heero coming?"
"Sorry, Miss Relena." said Katra, "We tried but..." he shrugged.
"Maybe you'd have more luck?" Trowa said putting his arm around Katra
comfortingly.
"Where is he?"
"The hanger." said Duo, "I was just down there. Can you believe the guys
still working on his gundam?"
"That's Heero for you." said Wufei.
Duo nodded, "Well if your gonna go down there I better go with you." He
sighed, "That's what I get for drawing the short straw on this one."
"Huh?" Relena turned confused, behind her the rest of the pilots were
waving their hands back and forth and shushing him.
"..Uh.." Duo looked at Hilde for help, but she backed away waving her
hands. "Uh.. I was just saying that that's what I get for Heero having..eh.. "such
a quick draw!"
"Oh!" said Relena. Then turning around she bounded happily over to the
elevator to the hanger, her suits bunny ears waving back and forth. Behind her the
room let out a collective sigh of relief as Duo reluctantly followed her.
The hanger was at least half a mile under the surface so as not to be
susceptible to enemy attack. Originally it was made during the beginning of the
Peacecraft monarchy for their private jet. But since OZ started, most of the
technology had been upgraded for the new mobile suits. Unfortunately the elevator
hadn't been included in all of this and it was this that Duo soon learned to regret.
Pushing Relena's bunny ears out of his face for the twentieth time, Duo
leaned over and looked out the wire frame door. They had been on the elevator for
two minutes already and were only half way there. Turning around he looked at the
bunny suited Relena.
"What?" She put her hands on her hips and looked at him frustrated.
Duo looked at her for another second and then burst into laughter.
"What! What is it?" Relena looked at him angrily.
Duo laughed again before managing to keep it under control enough to talk.
Straitening out he looked at Relena, "Why a bunny rabbit?" He automatically had to
stifle another fit.
"I thought it was cute!" said Relena half whining.
Suddenly the elevator came to a stop at the hanger. Turning and walking out
into large room Duo smiled. "Man, I can't wait to see what Heero thinks about this."
Moving past the supply cases and several decommissioned Taurus suits the
two worked their way to the Zero gundam. At the very bottom Heero sat on one of the
gigantic feet with his back turned to them. Plugged into the suit and on his lap
was a gray laptop.
Duo waved at him, "Hey, Hee..!"
"HEEERRRRRRO!"
Jumping into the air Duo spun around to look at Relena. Behind him he heard
Heero's gun click as he also spun around. Diving into a roll Duo pulled himself
behind a nearby crate.
"What the hell!!?!" Duo heard Heero say. Risking a peek he popped his head
around the edge of the crate. Still standing in front of Heero was a grinning Pink
bunny suited Relena. Even stranger was the surprised Heero who kept blinking while
he held his gun up, not quite sure what to do.
"So how do you like it Heero?" asked Relena still smiling.
Heero blinked.
"Your nuts lady!" called out Duo from his hiding spot, still unwilling to
reveal himself as an open target. Hearing Duo's voice, Heero shook his head and
glared over at the braided pilot. Realizing that Heero was glaring at him, gun in
hand, Duo quickly pulled his head back behind the crate.
Turning back to look at Relena Heero slowly sat down on the edge of Zero's
foot. A few moments later he hesitantly put his gun back on his belt. "Are you here
to try and convince me too?"
She smiled, "I am here Heero Yui..." She pronounced each word slowly, "To
not try and convince you, but to make sure that you DO go to that party."
Now it was Relena's turn to be glared at, "I already told Duo no."
Relena's smile widened a little bit, "True, but I'm not Duo. And I won't
give up so easily."
"She has you there buddy-boy." said Duo poking his head around the edge of
the crate. Heero glared at him again and he quickly withdrew to his hiding spot.
Walking up to the bottom of the giant foot Relena looked Heero in the eyes,
"Well, Heero, I guess if you don't come with us I'll just have to stay here with
you then."
Heero glared.
Returning his glare she let her smile widen a bit more before continuing,
"Just you and me.." Heero's eye twitched, "For the rest of the day."
At this Duo could have sworn he saw Heero shiver, "I get to leave at the
time of my choosing?"
"Yes." Relena nodded.
"Heero sighed, "Mission excepted."
Immediately Relena grabbed his arm and happily dragged him off of Zero. As
they passed the crate Duo was hiding behind Heero gave him another quick glare as
Reline pulled him into the elevator.
Getting up from his hiding spot Duo walked over to Heero's forgotten laptop.
Hitting the off switch he looked over at his gundam, "Deathsycthe ol' pal its
gonna be a loooong night."
paragraphs so i hope you enjoy it. Oh well i gotta go fluffies gnawing on my
arm again. *Waves arm too shake off toaster but has no luck* sigh.
P.S I do not own gundam wing. I will unfortunetly not be able to do so intill i
become rich. Man! i wish i was rich!
Gundam Halloween
Chapter 1 Heero's Defeat
"Oh, come ON Heero!" said Duo as he watched wing 00's pilot fix the suits
thrusters.
"No."
"Come on its Halloween. Take the day off for cripes sake!" Duo sighed
exasperated while Heero just shook his head. "Your inhuman you know that! No one in
their right mind would work all the time!"
"I can. Now please shut up or be quiet. Your distracting me." said Heero.
Duo shook his head and stretched, his neck let out a small pop. "Oh well.
Your loss buddy-boy!"
Heero just grunted.
Turning around Duo walked out of the hanger and took the elevator up into
the Peacecraft mansion. Stepping out into the meeting room he saw the rest of the
group gathered around waiting for him.
Hopping over to him almost immediately, Heidi wrapped her arm around his,
"Any luck Duo?"
Duo shook his head, "Nada, there's just no talking to that guy." He sighed,
"It's like speaking to a brick wall."
"Relena should be back soon," said Trowa. He was sitting next to Katra at
the large meeting table, "Maybe she can convince him."
From the one dark corner of the room Wufei grunted. "I don't see what's so
important about having him come. If he wants to stay here I say let him."
Trowa nodded in agreement, "For once I actually have to agree with Wufei.
Can any of us really see Heero having a good time at a party?"
Duo raised his hand, "With machine gun or without?" Hilde stifled a laugh
and nudged him in the ribs.
"Personally I think we should leave it up to Miss. Relena." said Katra. "It
was her idea in the first place to invite Heero along."
"Truer words have never been..." Duo started.
"HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRO!"
Everyone in the room jumped and looked at the source of the noise. To their
surprise, standing in the doorway was Noin and a pink bunny suited Relena. Pushing
a pink bunny ear from her face Relena looked around the room eagerly. Everyone
froze and looked at her with shock.
"Guess Heero's not here." she let out a sigh. "So how do you guys like my
costume?"
"Nice." said Katra.
"Interesting." said Trowa.
"WEAK!" yelled Wufei through cupped hands.
Duo and Hilde both burst into a fit of laughter.
Noin smiled. "Guess it's a hit Miss. Relena."
Relena nodded and smiling turned to Katra, "So is Heero coming?"
"Sorry, Miss Relena." said Katra, "We tried but..." he shrugged.
"Maybe you'd have more luck?" Trowa said putting his arm around Katra
comfortingly.
"Where is he?"
"The hanger." said Duo, "I was just down there. Can you believe the guys
still working on his gundam?"
"That's Heero for you." said Wufei.
Duo nodded, "Well if your gonna go down there I better go with you." He
sighed, "That's what I get for drawing the short straw on this one."
"Huh?" Relena turned confused, behind her the rest of the pilots were
waving their hands back and forth and shushing him.
"..Uh.." Duo looked at Hilde for help, but she backed away waving her
hands. "Uh.. I was just saying that that's what I get for Heero having..eh.. "such
a quick draw!"
"Oh!" said Relena. Then turning around she bounded happily over to the
elevator to the hanger, her suits bunny ears waving back and forth. Behind her the
room let out a collective sigh of relief as Duo reluctantly followed her.
The hanger was at least half a mile under the surface so as not to be
susceptible to enemy attack. Originally it was made during the beginning of the
Peacecraft monarchy for their private jet. But since OZ started, most of the
technology had been upgraded for the new mobile suits. Unfortunately the elevator
hadn't been included in all of this and it was this that Duo soon learned to regret.
Pushing Relena's bunny ears out of his face for the twentieth time, Duo
leaned over and looked out the wire frame door. They had been on the elevator for
two minutes already and were only half way there. Turning around he looked at the
bunny suited Relena.
"What?" She put her hands on her hips and looked at him frustrated.
Duo looked at her for another second and then burst into laughter.
"What! What is it?" Relena looked at him angrily.
Duo laughed again before managing to keep it under control enough to talk.
Straitening out he looked at Relena, "Why a bunny rabbit?" He automatically had to
stifle another fit.
"I thought it was cute!" said Relena half whining.
Suddenly the elevator came to a stop at the hanger. Turning and walking out
into large room Duo smiled. "Man, I can't wait to see what Heero thinks about this."
Moving past the supply cases and several decommissioned Taurus suits the
two worked their way to the Zero gundam. At the very bottom Heero sat on one of the
gigantic feet with his back turned to them. Plugged into the suit and on his lap
was a gray laptop.
Duo waved at him, "Hey, Hee..!"
"HEEERRRRRRO!"
Jumping into the air Duo spun around to look at Relena. Behind him he heard
Heero's gun click as he also spun around. Diving into a roll Duo pulled himself
behind a nearby crate.
"What the hell!!?!" Duo heard Heero say. Risking a peek he popped his head
around the edge of the crate. Still standing in front of Heero was a grinning Pink
bunny suited Relena. Even stranger was the surprised Heero who kept blinking while
he held his gun up, not quite sure what to do.
"So how do you like it Heero?" asked Relena still smiling.
Heero blinked.
"Your nuts lady!" called out Duo from his hiding spot, still unwilling to
reveal himself as an open target. Hearing Duo's voice, Heero shook his head and
glared over at the braided pilot. Realizing that Heero was glaring at him, gun in
hand, Duo quickly pulled his head back behind the crate.
Turning back to look at Relena Heero slowly sat down on the edge of Zero's
foot. A few moments later he hesitantly put his gun back on his belt. "Are you here
to try and convince me too?"
She smiled, "I am here Heero Yui..." She pronounced each word slowly, "To
not try and convince you, but to make sure that you DO go to that party."
Now it was Relena's turn to be glared at, "I already told Duo no."
Relena's smile widened a little bit, "True, but I'm not Duo. And I won't
give up so easily."
"She has you there buddy-boy." said Duo poking his head around the edge of
the crate. Heero glared at him again and he quickly withdrew to his hiding spot.
Walking up to the bottom of the giant foot Relena looked Heero in the eyes,
"Well, Heero, I guess if you don't come with us I'll just have to stay here with
you then."
Heero glared.
Returning his glare she let her smile widen a bit more before continuing,
"Just you and me.." Heero's eye twitched, "For the rest of the day."
At this Duo could have sworn he saw Heero shiver, "I get to leave at the
time of my choosing?"
"Yes." Relena nodded.
"Heero sighed, "Mission excepted."
Immediately Relena grabbed his arm and happily dragged him off of Zero. As
they passed the crate Duo was hiding behind Heero gave him another quick glare as
Reline pulled him into the elevator.
Getting up from his hiding spot Duo walked over to Heero's forgotten laptop.
Hitting the off switch he looked over at his gundam, "Deathsycthe ol' pal its
gonna be a loooong night."