21st Century Vulpix presents
BEHOLD, PURE INSANITY!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANYTHING that someone already owns.
DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never, never, NEVER EVER drink the school water, or the water in my drink bottle! This is the result! INSANITY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!!!
One night, Mewtwo was hungry so he got up to have a midnight snack. He went into the kitchen and made banana and cheese sandwiches.
Just then he saw a whole heap of Tauros in the fridge so he went and hid under the bed.
'What are you doing here?' asked Lugia.
'I must hide, I left the shoes under the couch,' replied Mewtwo.
Suddenly the house blew up. But Mewtwo, Lugia and the Tauros were okay.
Oh no, the sandwiches are squished! said the Tauros.
Just then along came Brock. "Here, have some of my Tauros Cheese Cookies!" he said.
Suddenly, Ash came flying past. He landed in a jar of olives and said "Please help me, my wings are on fire!"
Just then a storm started. It was raining squeaky hammers. 'Oh no, the donuts are attacking!' cried Lugia.
'We must flee to Malaysia!' cried Mewtwo.
"Where is my rubber ducky?!" cried Brock.
"Stop crying!" cried Ash.
"C'mon everybody! Do the Hampsterdance!" cried Misty.
Kill the grapefruit! cried Pikachu.
I'll pay by credit card! cried Togepi.
"My name is Bob!" cried Sabrina.
"I like worms!" cried Bill.
"Barbie is a Vileplume!" cried Blaine.
"There are chillies in the giant clams!" cried Drake.
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! cried Snorlax.
Then a huge Sunflora came and ate them all. But she spat them out and they all started singing 'What If God Was One Of Us?'
Professor Ivy and Tracey were watching. "Come on Tracey, let's find the Furby Ghosts, Evil Furby Babies Bent On Avenging Their Parents' Deaths, PinkScyther's Evil Calculator and create an Evil Army Of Primas And Wilhelminas to kill PinkScyther with!"
"But I have to sketch the giant Sunflora, or else the green aliens will bite the purple spotted wine roses!"
Then everything in the two previous paragraphs suddenly died a painful death except me.
"Help, da sporks want my brain!" yelled Meowth.
"Let's play with the stretchy muesli bar!" yelled Jessie.
"The jelly is out of it's tank! We're all gonna die!" yelled James.
"It's Team Rocket! Let's scratch the cheese horns or they'll miss breakfast!" cried Brock.
Who let the dogs out? said the giant Sunflora.
'NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE BANANAS ARE BENT!' cried Mewtwo.
'Running down the alley way, didn't look the other way, FLATMAN!' sang Lugia.
MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Cookies shall inherit the earth! laughed Pikachu.
Just then, a Tauros wearing a cape that looked like the American flag came flying up. "My name is Bob!" it said.
Let's all set the table! cried Mew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GIANT CHICKEN LEGS ARE CHASING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" cried Ash.
Then the earth blew up. Then it blew up again. Then the airbags popped out.
"Alright, everyone out of the car kids!" said Brock.
"THEN I WOKE UP!" said Nurse Joy.
"Look in the junkyard!" said Officer Jenny.
"Praise the Lord," said Bob.
Then the earth blew up again. Then it blew up again. Then it blew up again.
Then an ant blew up. It went BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then all of everything blew up and the Rhydon ate porridge. Then all of everything really blew up and it went bang.
THE END
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I AM INSANE!!!!!!!!!
BEHOLD, PURE INSANITY!
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANYTHING that someone already owns.
DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never, never, NEVER EVER drink the school water, or the water in my drink bottle! This is the result! INSANITY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!!!
One night, Mewtwo was hungry so he got up to have a midnight snack. He went into the kitchen and made banana and cheese sandwiches.
Just then he saw a whole heap of Tauros in the fridge so he went and hid under the bed.
'What are you doing here?' asked Lugia.
'I must hide, I left the shoes under the couch,' replied Mewtwo.
Suddenly the house blew up. But Mewtwo, Lugia and the Tauros were okay.
Oh no, the sandwiches are squished! said the Tauros.
Just then along came Brock. "Here, have some of my Tauros Cheese Cookies!" he said.
Suddenly, Ash came flying past. He landed in a jar of olives and said "Please help me, my wings are on fire!"
Just then a storm started. It was raining squeaky hammers. 'Oh no, the donuts are attacking!' cried Lugia.
'We must flee to Malaysia!' cried Mewtwo.
"Where is my rubber ducky?!" cried Brock.
"Stop crying!" cried Ash.
"C'mon everybody! Do the Hampsterdance!" cried Misty.
Kill the grapefruit! cried Pikachu.
I'll pay by credit card! cried Togepi.
"My name is Bob!" cried Sabrina.
"I like worms!" cried Bill.
"Barbie is a Vileplume!" cried Blaine.
"There are chillies in the giant clams!" cried Drake.
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! cried Snorlax.
Then a huge Sunflora came and ate them all. But she spat them out and they all started singing 'What If God Was One Of Us?'
Professor Ivy and Tracey were watching. "Come on Tracey, let's find the Furby Ghosts, Evil Furby Babies Bent On Avenging Their Parents' Deaths, PinkScyther's Evil Calculator and create an Evil Army Of Primas And Wilhelminas to kill PinkScyther with!"
"But I have to sketch the giant Sunflora, or else the green aliens will bite the purple spotted wine roses!"
Then everything in the two previous paragraphs suddenly died a painful death except me.
"Help, da sporks want my brain!" yelled Meowth.
"Let's play with the stretchy muesli bar!" yelled Jessie.
"The jelly is out of it's tank! We're all gonna die!" yelled James.
"It's Team Rocket! Let's scratch the cheese horns or they'll miss breakfast!" cried Brock.
Who let the dogs out? said the giant Sunflora.
'NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE BANANAS ARE BENT!' cried Mewtwo.
'Running down the alley way, didn't look the other way, FLATMAN!' sang Lugia.
MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Cookies shall inherit the earth! laughed Pikachu.
Just then, a Tauros wearing a cape that looked like the American flag came flying up. "My name is Bob!" it said.
Let's all set the table! cried Mew.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GIANT CHICKEN LEGS ARE CHASING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" cried Ash.
Then the earth blew up. Then it blew up again. Then the airbags popped out.
"Alright, everyone out of the car kids!" said Brock.
"THEN I WOKE UP!" said Nurse Joy.
"Look in the junkyard!" said Officer Jenny.
"Praise the Lord," said Bob.
Then the earth blew up again. Then it blew up again. Then it blew up again.
Then an ant blew up. It went BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then all of everything blew up and the Rhydon ate porridge. Then all of everything really blew up and it went bang.
THE END
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I AM INSANE!!!!!!!!!