Link/Tatl: (Are examining Tingle)
Tatl: Nope, it just won't do.
Link: You're right, Tingle look at this. (begins to remove clothing)
Tingle: That's perverted!
Tatl: It's all right!
Link: (you can't see anything because he's covered in ammo belts of bombs, bomchu, hookshot, etc, and there is a giant Powder Keg strapped to his back)
Tingle: You are a strong little guy!
Link: (flexes muscles)
Tatl: Oy! Let's just get on with this, look, we're at the ocean!
Link: Okey, dokey let's go ask the Zora King if he has any Golden Cheese.
(They catch a ride on the submarine that goes to Zora Hall)
Zora Security: Hey there! (consults wanted poster) Yeah you! You're under arrest! You have the right....
**Several hours later**
Link: (is wailing the harmonica)
Tingle: I've got the blues!
Zora Security: Free to go!
Link: (checks watch) We have 3 hours till we need to warp back, let's go consult the Zora King!
Elvis Zora: (twists his hips into the room) You called!
Tingle: Yeah, we ha... (is interrupted)
Elvis: You ain't nothin' but a hound do... (is interrupted)
Tatl: Do you have any golden cheese?
Elvis: Oh Golden Cheese, you might say we have that, you might not....
Link: Ummmmmm...........could you explain?
Elvis: We have GOLDEN MILK which can be turned into GOLDEN CHEZ! If you take it to Romani Ranch, they'll have a cow drink it, then regurgitate it!
Link: (Elvis's accent is hard to understand, but Link's willing to try) Let's move!
*1.5 minutes till milk expires*
Link: Make Golden Cheese!
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*1 minute until milk expires*
Ingo: Howdy!
Link: (shoves milk into Ingo's mouth, it tastes so horrible that Ingo barfs) Bye Ingo, nice to see you in this world!
Tatl: Let's move fat boy!
Tingle: Hey!
Link: Here you go your Great Fairyness! (bows, presents Golden Chez)
Great Fairy: (picks it up, considers it, sniffs it, farts on it) Nope! (hurls it at Link)
Link: Yuk! Ingo vomit!
Link: (play song oy time)
English dude: Oy! Over here!
English dude 2: Oy!
English: Oy! Oy!
2: Oy!
Tingle: (raises hands in air when he sees sign reading platform 9 3/4, begins slowly backing away from red train)
English: Oy there!
2: Oy!
Link: (quickly plays song OF time)
Tatl: Man, there sure are a bunch of wierdos out there!
Everyone in South Clock Town: (raises hands in air, slowly backs away)
Kafei: Man, there sure are a bunch of wierdos in this world!
Link: All right Crew, get some rest, tonight we head out
for the Mountains!