And so, it is lunch time. The dragonslayers have all gathered in the mess hall for some Kraft Dinner.
"But I wanted Chef Boyardee!"Gatti whines.
Guimel bitch slaps him. "Kraft dinner is the best! Dont you DARE insult Kraft dinner!"
Gatti glares at Guimel and bitch-slaps him back. "Dont hit me you he-bitch man-slut!"
"Hey!"Migel whins as he sits down beside Gatti. "I thought I was Dilly-kins he-bitch man-slut?!"
"Shut up!"*Whap!* Migel gets bitch-slapped by both Guimel and Gatti.
"Im glad none of you try slapping MY beutifull face"Dalet says in a sing-song voice as he plunks himself down, an apple on his plate and a V-8 Splash in his hand. His face was covered in green goop, and his hair was in curlers.
"Whats that on your face?"Migel asks as he takes a huge bite of glowing Kraft Dinner.
"I need to stay beutifull, im exfoliating. Teen Bishonen magazine says girls like guys who are sensitive, and have nice pores!"
*sweatdrop* "Oh brother, thats almost as bad as Dillys love handles"Migel mutters.
"Dilly doesnt have love handles!"Chesta protests as he sits down beside Dalet, whos busy munching on a carrot that apeared out of no where. Chestas wearing a superman outfit.
"What are you WEARING?" Gatti cries as Chesta puffs out his chest.
"Im superchesta!"
*sweatdrop*"Im leaving that one alone"Gatti mutters.
"Whos a wittow dwagonswayer?" Migel ,Guimel, and Gatti all look up to see Dalet scratching Chestas ear and talking in a baby voice.
"AUGH!"Guimel screams as he runs out of the room.
"WHATS WRONG?!?!?!"Migel screams after him.
"I FORGOT MY POOKIE!!!!"
**thats his stuffed lamb**
"So, wheres Dilly-poo?"Gatti asks, a huge gob of Kraft Dinner lands on Dalets nose.
"Still holed up in his room, eating fudge and drinking chokolate milk while watching All My Bishonen. But he made me get him his pink fuzzy bunny p.j's first"Chesta replied.
"The ones with the little ears and white fluffy tail and the little booties?"Migel wonders out loud.
"Yep!"Chesta nods.
Sudenly loud music begins playing from some misterious place.
^^MACHO MACHO MAN! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN!^^
"MACHO MACHO MAN!"And out pops Dilly-kins, in his pink bunny p.j's dancing around to "macho man"
"But I wanted Chef Boyardee!"Gatti whines.
Guimel bitch slaps him. "Kraft dinner is the best! Dont you DARE insult Kraft dinner!"
Gatti glares at Guimel and bitch-slaps him back. "Dont hit me you he-bitch man-slut!"
"Hey!"Migel whins as he sits down beside Gatti. "I thought I was Dilly-kins he-bitch man-slut?!"
"Shut up!"*Whap!* Migel gets bitch-slapped by both Guimel and Gatti.
"Im glad none of you try slapping MY beutifull face"Dalet says in a sing-song voice as he plunks himself down, an apple on his plate and a V-8 Splash in his hand. His face was covered in green goop, and his hair was in curlers.
"Whats that on your face?"Migel asks as he takes a huge bite of glowing Kraft Dinner.
"I need to stay beutifull, im exfoliating. Teen Bishonen magazine says girls like guys who are sensitive, and have nice pores!"
*sweatdrop* "Oh brother, thats almost as bad as Dillys love handles"Migel mutters.
"Dilly doesnt have love handles!"Chesta protests as he sits down beside Dalet, whos busy munching on a carrot that apeared out of no where. Chestas wearing a superman outfit.
"What are you WEARING?" Gatti cries as Chesta puffs out his chest.
"Im superchesta!"
*sweatdrop*"Im leaving that one alone"Gatti mutters.
"Whos a wittow dwagonswayer?" Migel ,Guimel, and Gatti all look up to see Dalet scratching Chestas ear and talking in a baby voice.
"AUGH!"Guimel screams as he runs out of the room.
"WHATS WRONG?!?!?!"Migel screams after him.
"I FORGOT MY POOKIE!!!!"
**thats his stuffed lamb**
"So, wheres Dilly-poo?"Gatti asks, a huge gob of Kraft Dinner lands on Dalets nose.
"Still holed up in his room, eating fudge and drinking chokolate milk while watching All My Bishonen. But he made me get him his pink fuzzy bunny p.j's first"Chesta replied.
"The ones with the little ears and white fluffy tail and the little booties?"Migel wonders out loud.
"Yep!"Chesta nods.
Sudenly loud music begins playing from some misterious place.
^^MACHO MACHO MAN! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MAN!^^
"MACHO MACHO MAN!"And out pops Dilly-kins, in his pink bunny p.j's dancing around to "macho man"