"Drat! Foiled again!"Guimel mutters as he slaps Dalets back.
"Oh shut yer pie hole, sheep-boy"Dalet replies.
"Who shoved the anal probe so far up HIS arse?"Migel whispers as he pokes Superchesta.
"I think it was your freakin Snuffleuffagus"Chesta mutters.
"Hey!"Migel cries in defence. "Dont dis the snuffleuffagussness!"
"Well because of you and that dusty old plushie, WERE stuck scrubbing the floor with out own toothbrushes." Migel recieves a glomp, compliments of Gatti.
After much suspense, the dragonslayers had been dismayed to discover the object of such affection, on Migels part, and terror, on Guimels part... had been a dirty old pink elephant plushie. It looked like a Sesame Street reject and later Guimel insisted that the eyes glowed and tried to take his fluffy hair. In beetween its glowing at Guimel and overly disgustingly adoribly sparkly eyes, it managed to emit one last feebly squeek when Migel hugged it lovingly, alerting "Unkie Folkie" and "Dillykins" of their presence. Thusly the "Drat, foiled again" comment.
"heeey! It was NOT my fault!"Migel whimpers.
"Was to!"
"Was not!"
"Was to!"
"was not!"
"Was to!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Dalet pulls a big giantblow up hammer out of hammerspace and starts to beat the two Dragonslayers mercilessly. Annoying "peep peep peeeeeep squeek! peep!" sounds coming everytime Dalet brought the cheap playtoy down on Migel and Gattis heads.
"DAMN THAT STOOPID SQUEEKIE!!"
Suddenly the blowup hammer finds itself being ripped to shreds by a maniac Guimel.
Chesta starts snickering "There once was a sailor from nantucket"
Gatti ignores Chesta. "Does it remind you of your sheep?"Gatti says smugly as Guimely chews on the rubber.
"WHAT? Where the heck did that come from?! How would that remind ANYONE of sheep?"Dalet and Gatti start arguing and the rest of the dragonslayers walk forward, thoroughly annoyed and overly peeved.
"Im going to ignore them"Migel mimbled as he wanders along, hugging his Snuffleuffagus.
"Im going to save them!"Chesta puffs out his chest and corny music starts playing in the background.
"GACK!! STOP IT SUPERDORK!!"Viole grabs Chesta by his cape and yanks him back.
"Im not alowed to go save them?"Chesta sniffles and stared at Viole sadly.
"Nai"
Chesta sighs and walks along sullenly. Suddenly his face lights up. "Can I go play in traffic!!?!"
"NAI!!!"
* * *
Hai, I know, more boringness. Truthfully, Ive TOTALLY lost the knack for funny fanfics. *sigh* but here it is, due to popular demand, more crap from the mind of Goddess Emmy Albatou. Im rotting all your fragile little minds arnt I? *dont take that offensivly* Corrupting with my boringnes... *sigh* ... but I have an idea for the next chapter! =^^= The Ryuugekitai go on a road trip for the afternoon of their day off! =^^= thanks to all who have R & Red my crap I call fanfics, and thanks to everyone who pestered me about making more to this series.
*Goddess Emmy Albatou*
"Oh shut yer pie hole, sheep-boy"Dalet replies.
"Who shoved the anal probe so far up HIS arse?"Migel whispers as he pokes Superchesta.
"I think it was your freakin Snuffleuffagus"Chesta mutters.
"Hey!"Migel cries in defence. "Dont dis the snuffleuffagussness!"
"Well because of you and that dusty old plushie, WERE stuck scrubbing the floor with out own toothbrushes." Migel recieves a glomp, compliments of Gatti.
After much suspense, the dragonslayers had been dismayed to discover the object of such affection, on Migels part, and terror, on Guimels part... had been a dirty old pink elephant plushie. It looked like a Sesame Street reject and later Guimel insisted that the eyes glowed and tried to take his fluffy hair. In beetween its glowing at Guimel and overly disgustingly adoribly sparkly eyes, it managed to emit one last feebly squeek when Migel hugged it lovingly, alerting "Unkie Folkie" and "Dillykins" of their presence. Thusly the "Drat, foiled again" comment.
"heeey! It was NOT my fault!"Migel whimpers.
"Was to!"
"Was not!"
"Was to!"
"was not!"
"Was to!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Dalet pulls a big giantblow up hammer out of hammerspace and starts to beat the two Dragonslayers mercilessly. Annoying "peep peep peeeeeep squeek! peep!" sounds coming everytime Dalet brought the cheap playtoy down on Migel and Gattis heads.
"DAMN THAT STOOPID SQUEEKIE!!"
Suddenly the blowup hammer finds itself being ripped to shreds by a maniac Guimel.
Chesta starts snickering "There once was a sailor from nantucket"
Gatti ignores Chesta. "Does it remind you of your sheep?"Gatti says smugly as Guimely chews on the rubber.
"WHAT? Where the heck did that come from?! How would that remind ANYONE of sheep?"Dalet and Gatti start arguing and the rest of the dragonslayers walk forward, thoroughly annoyed and overly peeved.
"Im going to ignore them"Migel mimbled as he wanders along, hugging his Snuffleuffagus.
"Im going to save them!"Chesta puffs out his chest and corny music starts playing in the background.
"GACK!! STOP IT SUPERDORK!!"Viole grabs Chesta by his cape and yanks him back.
"Im not alowed to go save them?"Chesta sniffles and stared at Viole sadly.
"Nai"
Chesta sighs and walks along sullenly. Suddenly his face lights up. "Can I go play in traffic!!?!"
"NAI!!!"
* * *
Hai, I know, more boringness. Truthfully, Ive TOTALLY lost the knack for funny fanfics. *sigh* but here it is, due to popular demand, more crap from the mind of Goddess Emmy Albatou. Im rotting all your fragile little minds arnt I? *dont take that offensivly* Corrupting with my boringnes... *sigh* ... but I have an idea for the next chapter! =^^= The Ryuugekitai go on a road trip for the afternoon of their day off! =^^= thanks to all who have R & Red my crap I call fanfics, and thanks to everyone who pestered me about making more to this series.
*Goddess Emmy Albatou*