An Interview on Pikachu.
Made by Curtis W, in 1998.
Updated in 2001.
The Millenium Issue.
Curtis sat on a comfy chair, waiting for Ash Ketchum and Pikachu to shake a leg and come out
Curtis- Geeesh! I mean, it shouldn't take Ash and Pikachu twenty minutes to go to the bathroom.
Ash and Pikachu walk out of the bathroom, a piece of toilet paper in Ash's shoe
Curtis- Hello Ash!--- By the way, there's some toilet paper on your...
Curtis points to the shoe
Ash- Oh. Heh heh. Tears it up
Curtis- So Ash! Congratulations on beating the Elite Five...( This is From the Red + Blue game. )
Ash- Oh, it was nothing. I beat them up so fast!
Pikachu- Pika pika.
Curtis- Oh, forgot to put this on.
Curtis straps a thing on Pikachu's neck, to enable it to talk fluent Japanese
Pikachu- Woah! I'm speaking Japanese!
Curtis- Pikachu, do you think Ash is a good trainer?
Pikachu- Heck, NO! He hadn't made any moves on Misty, he's a pervert like Brock, and--
Ash- Shut up, Rat!
Pikachu immediately Thunders Ash's ***
Ash- GaAaAaAaAaH!
Ash falls over, fried and unconscious
Curtis- Ehh... well... interesting. So, Pikachu, do you like any pokemon?
Pikachu- Ew. Now that's just disgusting. I really hate pokemon. I only do this for the money. It pays BIG.
Curtis- That's very interesting. So, does Ash pay you?
Pikachu- No. The Society of Hating Ash pays me about ten thousand a month.
Curtis- Wow. So, you just zap and blow him into pieces for ten thou?
Pikachu- Yep!
Ash gets up holding a chainsaw
Ash- I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU STUPID RAT!
Pikachu- You couldn't kill a fly with that thing, your aim is horrible! Just like you tried on Misty with that "Water Balloon" last night!
Ash- DIE!
Ash lunges at Pikachu, but hits Bob instead
Curtis- Oh my god... you killed Bob!
Bob- Gaaaah!
Bob gets hacked into pieces
Curtis- I'm getting out of here before anything else--- GAH!
Curtis attempts to leave, but is immediately stopped by Pikachu's Clone!
PikaClone- You are not leaving this building. Everyone must die.
A Lightning Bolt comes out of nowhere and blows Ash into pretty red and pink splotches of organs, and etc.
Pikachu- HAH! DIE ASH!
Curtis- No... my poor story!
Curtis takes out a handgun
Curtis- Okay! Take this, PIKACRAP!
Curtis fires every shot into the PikaClone, and blows it up.
Curtis- A machine....!
Pikachu- Now you die, for seeing all of this!
Pikachu sends out an 1000 Volt Bolt
Curtis takes out a mirror and reflects it!
Pikachu becomes a pile of ashes!
Curtis- Whew! I'm going home.
Curtis walks out the door.
PikaClone- I am not de-de-defe-e-ated!
The parts come back together...
Made by Curtis W, in 1998.
Updated in 2001.
The Millenium Issue.
Curtis sat on a comfy chair, waiting for Ash Ketchum and Pikachu to shake a leg and come out
Curtis- Geeesh! I mean, it shouldn't take Ash and Pikachu twenty minutes to go to the bathroom.
Ash and Pikachu walk out of the bathroom, a piece of toilet paper in Ash's shoe
Curtis- Hello Ash!--- By the way, there's some toilet paper on your...
Curtis points to the shoe
Ash- Oh. Heh heh. Tears it up
Curtis- So Ash! Congratulations on beating the Elite Five...( This is From the Red + Blue game. )
Ash- Oh, it was nothing. I beat them up so fast!
Pikachu- Pika pika.
Curtis- Oh, forgot to put this on.
Curtis straps a thing on Pikachu's neck, to enable it to talk fluent Japanese
Pikachu- Woah! I'm speaking Japanese!
Curtis- Pikachu, do you think Ash is a good trainer?
Pikachu- Heck, NO! He hadn't made any moves on Misty, he's a pervert like Brock, and--
Ash- Shut up, Rat!
Pikachu immediately Thunders Ash's ***
Ash- GaAaAaAaAaH!
Ash falls over, fried and unconscious
Curtis- Ehh... well... interesting. So, Pikachu, do you like any pokemon?
Pikachu- Ew. Now that's just disgusting. I really hate pokemon. I only do this for the money. It pays BIG.
Curtis- That's very interesting. So, does Ash pay you?
Pikachu- No. The Society of Hating Ash pays me about ten thousand a month.
Curtis- Wow. So, you just zap and blow him into pieces for ten thou?
Pikachu- Yep!
Ash gets up holding a chainsaw
Ash- I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU STUPID RAT!
Pikachu- You couldn't kill a fly with that thing, your aim is horrible! Just like you tried on Misty with that "Water Balloon" last night!
Ash- DIE!
Ash lunges at Pikachu, but hits Bob instead
Curtis- Oh my god... you killed Bob!
Bob- Gaaaah!
Bob gets hacked into pieces
Curtis- I'm getting out of here before anything else--- GAH!
Curtis attempts to leave, but is immediately stopped by Pikachu's Clone!
PikaClone- You are not leaving this building. Everyone must die.
A Lightning Bolt comes out of nowhere and blows Ash into pretty red and pink splotches of organs, and etc.
Pikachu- HAH! DIE ASH!
Curtis- No... my poor story!
Curtis takes out a handgun
Curtis- Okay! Take this, PIKACRAP!
Curtis fires every shot into the PikaClone, and blows it up.
Curtis- A machine....!
Pikachu- Now you die, for seeing all of this!
Pikachu sends out an 1000 Volt Bolt
Curtis takes out a mirror and reflects it!
Pikachu becomes a pile of ashes!
Curtis- Whew! I'm going home.
Curtis walks out the door.
PikaClone- I am not de-de-defe-e-ated!
The parts come back together...