Men Have One Thing on The Mind
A story I cowrited with Vampkerstrel. This is the Joy of Aol Instant Messenger and one to many whacks with the happy stick.
A knock on the door stirred Luke from the imaginary world of the holonet. He was disturbed from the hot chicks with the big boobs. Whoever was on the other side of this door, was going to be in big trouble. But it couldn't be too long, he needed to get back to his show.
"What the hell...Mara!"
Mara Jade gave him a devilish grin. "Nice to see you too, Farm boy."
He groaned and stomped back to the couch to continue with his show. Mara followed him eagerly. He flopped down and she sat down next to him. Feeling a sudden good mood, she cuddled up next to him. She ran a her long, feminine finger down his chest, but he didn't pay any attention. Finally he gave in.
"What do you want Mara?" he sighed.
"Nooooooooottttttttttthing!" Mara said with a sweet smile.
"What do you want?" he asked again.
She sat up and hit him softly on the chest. She gave him a meaningless glare.
"Damn it Skywalker, can't I be in a good mood without wanting something?" she snapped crossing her arms.
"Yes, but its that "nooootttthing" I'm worried about Mara Jade." He replied, his gaze coming off the holonet screen.
She laughed. "I was being cute."
He laughed too. Then, he wrapped an arm around her, kissed her on the mouth and turned back to the holo.
"Hey that chick with the rack is naked!"
Mara smacked him harder this time. "Way to run the mood dumbass."
Luke looked at her with his brows knitted looking like he had no idea what the mood he'd runined was. (moron). Then he scratched his head and thought about it. This only made him more confused and Mara had to hit him in the back of the head to get his eyes uncrossed.
"Well...you get naked!" he finally spat an hour or so later.
"Why would I get naked just because the chick on the holo..thingy is?" she shot back.
"Cuz, I want to see you naked." he said, getting confused again.
"We aren't even married yet farm boy!" she snapped.
"I've seen other girls naked I wasn't married too." He taunted. "I saw Callista naked. That was gross."
He shuddered at the thought of Callista naked. If he was turned on at all by Mara it was destroyed by the thought of a nude Callista.
Mara cringed. "I bet, ewww."
The thought make her want to hurl she then thought of what it would do to Luke. So, she took matters into her own hands and unzipped her vest to flash him.
After getting his attention she zipped back up. Luke's mouth dropped in awe. He didn't even notice that he had saliva running a river down his jaw.
"Like what ya see?" she asked.
All Luke did was nod. So she patted his head. She realized this could be used to her advantage. Having the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy
whipped to your every call could be handy in a pinch. She smiled that devilish smile again, when Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master, began to whimper.
This would be fun indeed. She pat him agin and reached into her purse.
"Good Lukey, would you like a little Jedi treat." She said. "That sounded dirty!"
Luke nodded eagerly. Mara smiled and opened a bag of candy. He smiled wide when he saw them.
"Have some M&Ms." She said patting his head again. "This is your Jedi treat, no more till after dinner."
"Mara, can we skip the wedding and go straight the honeymoon?" he asked sticking his lower lip out.
"No!" she scolded. "Do you want me to be the only pride wearing off white instead of virgin white? No thank you, my rep is bad enough as it is."
Giving it more thought, Mara flashed him again. He stuck out his tongue and panted like a dog. She laughed at him and patted his head again.
Suddenly Luke realized he had a problem down below. Quickly, he lay down turned over and covered his stiffened member with a throw pillow.
Mara laughed again and handed him a cup of ice.
"You poor thing, here poor this down your pants."
"Mara you are bad, you gave me a stiffy!"
She laughed again, but Luke wasn't amussed. His face turned bright carnation. Which made Mara burst into hystical laughter!
A story I cowrited with Vampkerstrel. This is the Joy of Aol Instant Messenger and one to many whacks with the happy stick.
A knock on the door stirred Luke from the imaginary world of the holonet. He was disturbed from the hot chicks with the big boobs. Whoever was on the other side of this door, was going to be in big trouble. But it couldn't be too long, he needed to get back to his show.
"What the hell...Mara!"
Mara Jade gave him a devilish grin. "Nice to see you too, Farm boy."
He groaned and stomped back to the couch to continue with his show. Mara followed him eagerly. He flopped down and she sat down next to him. Feeling a sudden good mood, she cuddled up next to him. She ran a her long, feminine finger down his chest, but he didn't pay any attention. Finally he gave in.
"What do you want Mara?" he sighed.
"Nooooooooottttttttttthing!" Mara said with a sweet smile.
"What do you want?" he asked again.
She sat up and hit him softly on the chest. She gave him a meaningless glare.
"Damn it Skywalker, can't I be in a good mood without wanting something?" she snapped crossing her arms.
"Yes, but its that "nooootttthing" I'm worried about Mara Jade." He replied, his gaze coming off the holonet screen.
She laughed. "I was being cute."
He laughed too. Then, he wrapped an arm around her, kissed her on the mouth and turned back to the holo.
"Hey that chick with the rack is naked!"
Mara smacked him harder this time. "Way to run the mood dumbass."
Luke looked at her with his brows knitted looking like he had no idea what the mood he'd runined was. (moron). Then he scratched his head and thought about it. This only made him more confused and Mara had to hit him in the back of the head to get his eyes uncrossed.
"Well...you get naked!" he finally spat an hour or so later.
"Why would I get naked just because the chick on the holo..thingy is?" she shot back.
"Cuz, I want to see you naked." he said, getting confused again.
"We aren't even married yet farm boy!" she snapped.
"I've seen other girls naked I wasn't married too." He taunted. "I saw Callista naked. That was gross."
He shuddered at the thought of Callista naked. If he was turned on at all by Mara it was destroyed by the thought of a nude Callista.
Mara cringed. "I bet, ewww."
The thought make her want to hurl she then thought of what it would do to Luke. So, she took matters into her own hands and unzipped her vest to flash him.
After getting his attention she zipped back up. Luke's mouth dropped in awe. He didn't even notice that he had saliva running a river down his jaw.
"Like what ya see?" she asked.
All Luke did was nod. So she patted his head. She realized this could be used to her advantage. Having the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy
whipped to your every call could be handy in a pinch. She smiled that devilish smile again, when Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master, began to whimper.
This would be fun indeed. She pat him agin and reached into her purse.
"Good Lukey, would you like a little Jedi treat." She said. "That sounded dirty!"
Luke nodded eagerly. Mara smiled and opened a bag of candy. He smiled wide when he saw them.
"Have some M&Ms." She said patting his head again. "This is your Jedi treat, no more till after dinner."
"Mara, can we skip the wedding and go straight the honeymoon?" he asked sticking his lower lip out.
"No!" she scolded. "Do you want me to be the only pride wearing off white instead of virgin white? No thank you, my rep is bad enough as it is."
Giving it more thought, Mara flashed him again. He stuck out his tongue and panted like a dog. She laughed at him and patted his head again.
Suddenly Luke realized he had a problem down below. Quickly, he lay down turned over and covered his stiffened member with a throw pillow.
Mara laughed again and handed him a cup of ice.
"You poor thing, here poor this down your pants."
"Mara you are bad, you gave me a stiffy!"
She laughed again, but Luke wasn't amussed. His face turned bright carnation. Which made Mara burst into hystical laughter!