Men Have One Thing on There Minds
The doorbell chimed. A horrified look etched on Luke's face. Leia was here! They were busted fro sure. Mara took one look at him and grinned evilly. Luke didn't share the humour of the situation.
"Now I'm gonna get it Mara, Leia's here!" he whispered frantically.
"Don't worry farm boy," Mara replied. "I'll just go hide."
The door opened. "Luke, are you home?"
She opened it all the way and walked inside. There, Leia found Mara and Luke standing there, and Luke with a certain area of his pants considerably larger then normal. She gasped. This was so not happening. He was not doing unholy things with Mara Jade, he couldn't be.
"What's going on here?" she screamed.
"Leia, what a surprise!" Luke said, covering his stiffened member with a pillow.
"What is she doing here?!" She yelled.
"I'm having crazy sexual encounters with your brother!" Mara teased.
Leia was hysterical. There is no way she was going to let this slide. All Leia thought of was herself.
as usual, that selfish bitch was thinking only of her image and not what her twin brother wanted.
"Luke Skywalker, why is this imperial whore here and I want the honest truth." she snapped. "And you know you can't lie to me!!"
Before he answered he had to think of something that would end the stiffy in his pants. He had to think of the most unsexy thing known to man.
He knew exactly what it was. A NAKED CALLISTA! He nearly gagged at the thought of it, then he bent over in a "I think I'm going to vomit" position.
"What are you doing now?" Leia screeched.
"He thought of Callie naked!" Mara teased.
"Eww," Leia made a face.
Luke vomitted on the floor then. Mara and Leia both ignored him.
"Get out Mara!" Leia yelled.
"You can't kick me out, this is Luke's place." Mara stuck her tongue out, then glared at Luke. "Stand up to your sibling you dolt!"
"I own Luke!" Leia snapped.
"Do I have a say in this?" Luke asked.
"NO!" both Mara and Leia said.
If Luke had a tail, it would have gone between his legs. He slowly slinked over to the couch
like a defeated Garral, losing his chosen mate to a stronger one. He didn't want to be caught between Mara and Leia fighting.
So he sat quietly and said absolutly nothing.
"Not anymore!" Mara said waving her engagement ring infront of Leia's face.
"She can stay!" Luke said.
"What, Luke?" Leia snapped.
"Hahahaha, he's mine now." Mara laughed.
"I'm not anyones, all of you out!"
Both girls gave him a hurt look of confusion and stuff. Mara stuck out her lip and sniffed. Luke stood and put his hands on his hips.
Mara thought of how cute he looked when he was standing firm on something. While he was watching Leia leave. Mara slinked quietly into the bedroom,
into the refresher and hid in the shower.
The doorbell chimed. A horrified look etched on Luke's face. Leia was here! They were busted fro sure. Mara took one look at him and grinned evilly. Luke didn't share the humour of the situation.
"Now I'm gonna get it Mara, Leia's here!" he whispered frantically.
"Don't worry farm boy," Mara replied. "I'll just go hide."
The door opened. "Luke, are you home?"
She opened it all the way and walked inside. There, Leia found Mara and Luke standing there, and Luke with a certain area of his pants considerably larger then normal. She gasped. This was so not happening. He was not doing unholy things with Mara Jade, he couldn't be.
"What's going on here?" she screamed.
"Leia, what a surprise!" Luke said, covering his stiffened member with a pillow.
"What is she doing here?!" She yelled.
"I'm having crazy sexual encounters with your brother!" Mara teased.
Leia was hysterical. There is no way she was going to let this slide. All Leia thought of was herself.
as usual, that selfish bitch was thinking only of her image and not what her twin brother wanted.
"Luke Skywalker, why is this imperial whore here and I want the honest truth." she snapped. "And you know you can't lie to me!!"
Before he answered he had to think of something that would end the stiffy in his pants. He had to think of the most unsexy thing known to man.
He knew exactly what it was. A NAKED CALLISTA! He nearly gagged at the thought of it, then he bent over in a "I think I'm going to vomit" position.
"What are you doing now?" Leia screeched.
"He thought of Callie naked!" Mara teased.
"Eww," Leia made a face.
Luke vomitted on the floor then. Mara and Leia both ignored him.
"Get out Mara!" Leia yelled.
"You can't kick me out, this is Luke's place." Mara stuck her tongue out, then glared at Luke. "Stand up to your sibling you dolt!"
"I own Luke!" Leia snapped.
"Do I have a say in this?" Luke asked.
"NO!" both Mara and Leia said.
If Luke had a tail, it would have gone between his legs. He slowly slinked over to the couch
like a defeated Garral, losing his chosen mate to a stronger one. He didn't want to be caught between Mara and Leia fighting.
So he sat quietly and said absolutly nothing.
"Not anymore!" Mara said waving her engagement ring infront of Leia's face.
"She can stay!" Luke said.
"What, Luke?" Leia snapped.
"Hahahaha, he's mine now." Mara laughed.
"I'm not anyones, all of you out!"
Both girls gave him a hurt look of confusion and stuff. Mara stuck out her lip and sniffed. Luke stood and put his hands on his hips.
Mara thought of how cute he looked when he was standing firm on something. While he was watching Leia leave. Mara slinked quietly into the bedroom,
into the refresher and hid in the shower.