Part Two, of the Interview of Pikachu.
Curtis is walking to his house when...
Curtis: What? Who's there?
The bushes explode, as the PikachuClone and Pikachu jump out
Pikachu: We want to kill you! YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
Curtis: Before I die, can I take one more interview?
Pikachu scratches its head, then nods
Curtis: Okay. Why do you want to kill me again?
Pikachu: BECAUSE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
Curtis: Oh. Another thing, why did you build that PikachuClone robot thing?
Pikachu: So I could hunt people down that KNOW TOO MUCH!
Curtis: You really want me to die, don't you.
Pikachu: Yes.
Curtis takes out a pokeball
Curtis: Well, too bad!
Curtis captures the evil Pikachu, drowns the ball, burns the ball, puts it in a cage full of rabid tigers, then he flushes it down the toilet
Curtis: There.
PikachuClone: I will destroy you.
Curtis: Before you do so, let's go to my house for some tea, and another interview. I'll get in trouble with my boss if I don't interview a... robot like you.
PikachuClone nods, and the two of them walk into his house.
~Meanwhile~
Ian and Will sit in the bushes, both holding slingshots towards the house
Ian: So when PikachuClone walks out...
Will: ... we'll attack it!
Ian: Any questions?
Will: Sure! How do you work a slingshot?
Ian: Grrrr.
Ian punches Will in the jaw
~Back at Curtis's House~
Curtis: So, Mr. PikachuClone, you were made with hatred and fear?
PikachuClone: Yes.
Curtis: Why must you kill me?
PikachuClone: Because.
Curtis: Because why?
PikachuClone: BECAUSE.
Curtis: Oh. Well, before I die, let me walk outside.
PikachuClone: Oh okay. But you die right when we get back in.
Curtis: Okay.
Curtis smiles evily as the duo walk outside.
Will: Ready...
Ian: Set...
Will, Curtis, and Ian: FIRE!
Will and Ian fired while Curtis ripped out the thing's batteries
PikachuClone: *Zap!* Must... *KABOOM!*
The PikachuClone blew up, leaving a lot of nuts and bolts.
Curtis: Yes! We did it! In his best Slippy imitation
The End?---
( If you liked this, I'll try to get a more... interesting thing going up. )
( BTW, I will have a Resident Evil fic up soon. I hope. ^_^ )
Curtis is walking to his house when...
Curtis: What? Who's there?
The bushes explode, as the PikachuClone and Pikachu jump out
Pikachu: We want to kill you! YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
Curtis: Before I die, can I take one more interview?
Pikachu scratches its head, then nods
Curtis: Okay. Why do you want to kill me again?
Pikachu: BECAUSE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
Curtis: Oh. Another thing, why did you build that PikachuClone robot thing?
Pikachu: So I could hunt people down that KNOW TOO MUCH!
Curtis: You really want me to die, don't you.
Pikachu: Yes.
Curtis takes out a pokeball
Curtis: Well, too bad!
Curtis captures the evil Pikachu, drowns the ball, burns the ball, puts it in a cage full of rabid tigers, then he flushes it down the toilet
Curtis: There.
PikachuClone: I will destroy you.
Curtis: Before you do so, let's go to my house for some tea, and another interview. I'll get in trouble with my boss if I don't interview a... robot like you.
PikachuClone nods, and the two of them walk into his house.
~Meanwhile~
Ian and Will sit in the bushes, both holding slingshots towards the house
Ian: So when PikachuClone walks out...
Will: ... we'll attack it!
Ian: Any questions?
Will: Sure! How do you work a slingshot?
Ian: Grrrr.
Ian punches Will in the jaw
~Back at Curtis's House~
Curtis: So, Mr. PikachuClone, you were made with hatred and fear?
PikachuClone: Yes.
Curtis: Why must you kill me?
PikachuClone: Because.
Curtis: Because why?
PikachuClone: BECAUSE.
Curtis: Oh. Well, before I die, let me walk outside.
PikachuClone: Oh okay. But you die right when we get back in.
Curtis: Okay.
Curtis smiles evily as the duo walk outside.
Will: Ready...
Ian: Set...
Will, Curtis, and Ian: FIRE!
Will and Ian fired while Curtis ripped out the thing's batteries
PikachuClone: *Zap!* Must... *KABOOM!*
The PikachuClone blew up, leaving a lot of nuts and bolts.
Curtis: Yes! We did it! In his best Slippy imitation
The End?---
( If you liked this, I'll try to get a more... interesting thing going up. )
( BTW, I will have a Resident Evil fic up soon. I hope. ^_^ )