Cerena: Here is the next chapter! I knowm this is WAAAY different from the real Majora's Mask game. But this was the way it was supposed to go! Honest!
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Majora's Mask Would Explode If I Was In The Game part 2
Scene 3: Cerena walks out into Termina for the first time, and realizes that the moon is going to crash in three days. Or, it did. Did this game suddenly lose it's point?
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Cerena: *finally push the doors open, realizing that they were there after wandering around for three days.* AAHHH!! IT'S TOO BRIGHT!
---Day 1-----
-72 hours remain-
Skull Kid: What's with the cheap special effects? *blows dart at the sign, and the sign falls down, falling on top of the Great Fairy, shattering her into little pieces*
Cerena: One annoying character down, a million more to go.. *sighs*
Tatl: Hey! Look at that moon!
Cerena: AAAAAAHHH!! BAD FAIRY! EVIL FAIRY! I'LL CALL MY LAYWER IF YOU DON'T DIE!!
*Tatl dissapears, courtesy of Cerena's fire-rod*
Director: Cut!
Cerena: EVIL! EEEEEVIL!!!!
Director: We need some one to be your guide! It has to be Tatl!
Cerena: NOOOOOOO! *sobs* Why can't the cute Skull Kid be my...fairy...
Director: Why not? Everything else is screwed in this game, why not the fairy?
*Costume person whisks away Skull Kid, and he suddenly appears next to Cerena.....*
Cerena: *Stares at Skull Kid* You have a tutu on.
Skull Kid: *Filing his nails* WHHHAAAT!!! YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WERE GONNA MAKE ME TINY!! I'M nOT WEARING A FREAKY TUTU!!!
Costume Person: I QUIT!!!!! *Storms away, then comes back and tears the tutu off of Skullkid* Crazy people..
Director: Oh,what a day. Nintendo is NOT gonna like this. TAKE 2!
Skull Kid: Link has caused a lot of evil around here, namely stealing everyone's doughnuts on the set...
Cerena; *whispering* I thought you caused the evil, before Link came along! The only evil he did was to steal OUR DOUGHNUTS!!!
Skull Kid: HEY!!! I DISAGREE WITH THE SCRIPT!!
Director: Which is exactly why you screwed it up. Screw it up some more or you're FIRED!!!
Skull Kid: *yells to director* FINE!!! *Yells to Cerena* I... I mean, LINK MADE THE MOON COME DOWN!!!
Cerena: *Hesitantly looks up, and a BIG scary moon is... GRINNING AT HER!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Director: Will she ever stop?
Skull Kid: Nope.
Cerena: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *takes BIG breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! HOLY COW!!!
Cow: Mooooo *Jumps over the Moon, who is, by the way, STILL grinning...at Cerena... Oh, the horrors...*
Moon: Hey, Hero!
Link+ Cerena: WHAT?!?
Moon: Cerena, would you like to go out with me? *winks*
Cerena: *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* NO WAY!!!!!!
*Cerena takes hold of the huge cow that is jumping over the moon,and throws it at the Moon*
Cerena: DIE!!!!!
Moon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT DEATH BY COW!!! *shatters into a million pieces*
Cerena+Skull Kid: ... Did we just finish the game?...
Director: CUT! CUT, CUT,CUT!!! SOMEONE FIX THE MOON, NOW!!!
Moon-Fixer: We will have to get someone to replace him. Link ate all of the cheese that the Moon was made out of.
Director: FINE!! REPLACE HIM!!!
Moon-Fixer: *summons, and guess who takes the place of the Moon? Cerena's worst nightmare. No,not green jello, but...*
Moon: *squeals* Oh,Link!! You're so CUUUUUTE!!! *Stares at Cerena, who takes out her Light-rod/sabre* Oh, Your fairy is so CYUUUTE!! Will he go out with me?
SkullKid: *Expands to original size, falling out of the sky* WHO THE *bleep* IS THAT?!?!
Cerena: The Dark Side.
Moon: No, no, silly! I'm Princess Zelda! Oh, why am I coming down? WAIT, WAIT YOU BIG MORONS!!! PEOPLE CAN SEE MY UNDERWEAR!!!
Big Gorons: *Zelda was close to actually pronouncing their names right* YOUR HEAD IS THE MOON,YOU GO- MORON!!!
Cerena: *Runs around ina big circle, screaming* AAH! AAH! AHH! AHH! AHH! I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE UGLY ZELDA-MOON!
Director: *Sighs* CUT!That's all we're gonna do for this scene. On to scene 4.
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Scene 4: After exploring the town, Cerena realizes that she only has three days to save the world. Otherwise, she gets made into a pancake.But she'll probably get made into a pancake anyway, because she doesn't have an ocarina.
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Director: TAKE 1!
Cerena: Hey, Skull kid, do you remember how the Song of Time goes?
Skull Kid:Sure,hang on a minute... *Empties his pockets of string, rupees,fake mice, a bazooka thingie, a blue ocarina, more string, lint, and a wooden flute.* Oops, I forgot to give this back to Link... You have it! *thrusts the Ocarina at Cerena*
Cerena: *Falls into dream-mode again* HE GAVE ME SOMETHING!! I'LL TREASURE IT FOREVER, AND EVER! *Faints*
Skull Kid: *sighs* Not again... *Waves some green jello over Cerena*
Cerena: *Awakes* DIE, EVIL GREEN JELLO! YOU MADE ME HAVE THE FLU! *Throws the Ocarina at the jello, then plays the Song of Time for no reason* Uh, Oh... I'M FALLING! SAVE ME! *Jumps onto SkullKid* SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL WHITE THING!
*The two warp back into the first day,and that annoying sign thing once again appears*
---Day 1---
-72 hours remain-
*Cerena looks up, and jumps onto Skull Kid again after seeing the Evil Zelda moon*
Director: CUT!!! I'M NOT DOING THAT SCENE AGAIN! MOVING ON!
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*Somewhere, in the last time stream, Link is waiting for Cerena*
Link: Dude, when is that cute girl gonna show up?
Majora's Mask: SHUT UP!! As long as we have the Ocarina of Time, she'll come!
Link: ... Ocarina? I thought you had it!
Majora's Mask: I thought you had it!
Link: Dude, I-
Majora's Mask; STOP CALLING ME DUDE! IT'S EEEVIL!! EEEVIL, I TELL YOU!
Link: Whatever. I thought you and Skull Kid-
Majora's Mask: WE ARE DOOOOMED!!
Link: Why?
Majora's Mask: BECAUSE SKULL KID HAS IT, AND HE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO THAT REALLY CUTE- I mean annoying- GIRL!!!
Zelda-moon: OH, LINKIE PIE! It'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!!!
Link: *hangs his head* Yes, Mother...
*Majora's Mask faints at the horror. Not that Zelda is Link's mother, at what happened next*
Everybody from Termina: DO THE MACARINA OF TIME!!!
Link: OH YEAH!
Everybody minus Majora's Mask: HEEEEY! Macarina!
*Everybody dissapears into the freaky white mist of time, and Link with Majora's Mask on appears in front of Cerena, who has jumped onto Skull Kid, and is yelling "The moon must be made of GREEN JELLO!"*
Majora's Mask: YESS!! I CAN FINALLY KILL THAT CUTE GIRL!!
*Link takes out his sword, but Cerena and Skull Kid have dissapeared*
Link: Dude. I thought they didn't know the Song of Soaring?
*They both look up, and the crazy town people are still doing the Macarina of Time. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight*
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Cerena: Yup. I'm very crazy,crazy, crazy, crazy... *starts to bounce off the walls like a rubber ball* please review! Tell me if you want more!
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Majora's Mask Would Explode If I Was In The Game part 2
Scene 3: Cerena walks out into Termina for the first time, and realizes that the moon is going to crash in three days. Or, it did. Did this game suddenly lose it's point?
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Cerena: *finally push the doors open, realizing that they were there after wandering around for three days.* AAHHH!! IT'S TOO BRIGHT!
---Day 1-----
-72 hours remain-
Skull Kid: What's with the cheap special effects? *blows dart at the sign, and the sign falls down, falling on top of the Great Fairy, shattering her into little pieces*
Cerena: One annoying character down, a million more to go.. *sighs*
Tatl: Hey! Look at that moon!
Cerena: AAAAAAHHH!! BAD FAIRY! EVIL FAIRY! I'LL CALL MY LAYWER IF YOU DON'T DIE!!
*Tatl dissapears, courtesy of Cerena's fire-rod*
Director: Cut!
Cerena: EVIL! EEEEEVIL!!!!
Director: We need some one to be your guide! It has to be Tatl!
Cerena: NOOOOOOO! *sobs* Why can't the cute Skull Kid be my...fairy...
Director: Why not? Everything else is screwed in this game, why not the fairy?
*Costume person whisks away Skull Kid, and he suddenly appears next to Cerena.....*
Cerena: *Stares at Skull Kid* You have a tutu on.
Skull Kid: *Filing his nails* WHHHAAAT!!! YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WERE GONNA MAKE ME TINY!! I'M nOT WEARING A FREAKY TUTU!!!
Costume Person: I QUIT!!!!! *Storms away, then comes back and tears the tutu off of Skullkid* Crazy people..
Director: Oh,what a day. Nintendo is NOT gonna like this. TAKE 2!
Skull Kid: Link has caused a lot of evil around here, namely stealing everyone's doughnuts on the set...
Cerena; *whispering* I thought you caused the evil, before Link came along! The only evil he did was to steal OUR DOUGHNUTS!!!
Skull Kid: HEY!!! I DISAGREE WITH THE SCRIPT!!
Director: Which is exactly why you screwed it up. Screw it up some more or you're FIRED!!!
Skull Kid: *yells to director* FINE!!! *Yells to Cerena* I... I mean, LINK MADE THE MOON COME DOWN!!!
Cerena: *Hesitantly looks up, and a BIG scary moon is... GRINNING AT HER!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Director: Will she ever stop?
Skull Kid: Nope.
Cerena: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *takes BIG breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! HOLY COW!!!
Cow: Mooooo *Jumps over the Moon, who is, by the way, STILL grinning...at Cerena... Oh, the horrors...*
Moon: Hey, Hero!
Link+ Cerena: WHAT?!?
Moon: Cerena, would you like to go out with me? *winks*
Cerena: *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* NO WAY!!!!!!
*Cerena takes hold of the huge cow that is jumping over the moon,and throws it at the Moon*
Cerena: DIE!!!!!
Moon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT DEATH BY COW!!! *shatters into a million pieces*
Cerena+Skull Kid: ... Did we just finish the game?...
Director: CUT! CUT, CUT,CUT!!! SOMEONE FIX THE MOON, NOW!!!
Moon-Fixer: We will have to get someone to replace him. Link ate all of the cheese that the Moon was made out of.
Director: FINE!! REPLACE HIM!!!
Moon-Fixer: *summons, and guess who takes the place of the Moon? Cerena's worst nightmare. No,not green jello, but...*
Moon: *squeals* Oh,Link!! You're so CUUUUUTE!!! *Stares at Cerena, who takes out her Light-rod/sabre* Oh, Your fairy is so CYUUUTE!! Will he go out with me?
SkullKid: *Expands to original size, falling out of the sky* WHO THE *bleep* IS THAT?!?!
Cerena: The Dark Side.
Moon: No, no, silly! I'm Princess Zelda! Oh, why am I coming down? WAIT, WAIT YOU BIG MORONS!!! PEOPLE CAN SEE MY UNDERWEAR!!!
Big Gorons: *Zelda was close to actually pronouncing their names right* YOUR HEAD IS THE MOON,YOU GO- MORON!!!
Cerena: *Runs around ina big circle, screaming* AAH! AAH! AHH! AHH! AHH! I HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE UGLY ZELDA-MOON!
Director: *Sighs* CUT!That's all we're gonna do for this scene. On to scene 4.
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Scene 4: After exploring the town, Cerena realizes that she only has three days to save the world. Otherwise, she gets made into a pancake.But she'll probably get made into a pancake anyway, because she doesn't have an ocarina.
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Director: TAKE 1!
Cerena: Hey, Skull kid, do you remember how the Song of Time goes?
Skull Kid:Sure,hang on a minute... *Empties his pockets of string, rupees,fake mice, a bazooka thingie, a blue ocarina, more string, lint, and a wooden flute.* Oops, I forgot to give this back to Link... You have it! *thrusts the Ocarina at Cerena*
Cerena: *Falls into dream-mode again* HE GAVE ME SOMETHING!! I'LL TREASURE IT FOREVER, AND EVER! *Faints*
Skull Kid: *sighs* Not again... *Waves some green jello over Cerena*
Cerena: *Awakes* DIE, EVIL GREEN JELLO! YOU MADE ME HAVE THE FLU! *Throws the Ocarina at the jello, then plays the Song of Time for no reason* Uh, Oh... I'M FALLING! SAVE ME! *Jumps onto SkullKid* SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL WHITE THING!
*The two warp back into the first day,and that annoying sign thing once again appears*
---Day 1---
-72 hours remain-
*Cerena looks up, and jumps onto Skull Kid again after seeing the Evil Zelda moon*
Director: CUT!!! I'M NOT DOING THAT SCENE AGAIN! MOVING ON!
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*Somewhere, in the last time stream, Link is waiting for Cerena*
Link: Dude, when is that cute girl gonna show up?
Majora's Mask: SHUT UP!! As long as we have the Ocarina of Time, she'll come!
Link: ... Ocarina? I thought you had it!
Majora's Mask: I thought you had it!
Link: Dude, I-
Majora's Mask; STOP CALLING ME DUDE! IT'S EEEVIL!! EEEVIL, I TELL YOU!
Link: Whatever. I thought you and Skull Kid-
Majora's Mask: WE ARE DOOOOMED!!
Link: Why?
Majora's Mask: BECAUSE SKULL KID HAS IT, AND HE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO THAT REALLY CUTE- I mean annoying- GIRL!!!
Zelda-moon: OH, LINKIE PIE! It'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!!!
Link: *hangs his head* Yes, Mother...
*Majora's Mask faints at the horror. Not that Zelda is Link's mother, at what happened next*
Everybody from Termina: DO THE MACARINA OF TIME!!!
Link: OH YEAH!
Everybody minus Majora's Mask: HEEEEY! Macarina!
*Everybody dissapears into the freaky white mist of time, and Link with Majora's Mask on appears in front of Cerena, who has jumped onto Skull Kid, and is yelling "The moon must be made of GREEN JELLO!"*
Majora's Mask: YESS!! I CAN FINALLY KILL THAT CUTE GIRL!!
*Link takes out his sword, but Cerena and Skull Kid have dissapeared*
Link: Dude. I thought they didn't know the Song of Soaring?
*They both look up, and the crazy town people are still doing the Macarina of Time. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight*
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Cerena: Yup. I'm very crazy,crazy, crazy, crazy... *starts to bounce off the walls like a rubber ball* please review! Tell me if you want more!