Cerena: MORE, MORE, MORE!!! I LIKE MORE!!! I NO LIKE GREEN JELLO! REVIEW, IF YOU PLEASE, SIL VOU PLAIT, COME AND STAY.... When the moon hits your eye like a bright pizza pie, that's... AMORE!!! MORE MORE AMORE!!
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What REALLY Happened
Scene 5: Now that Cerena has a means by which to save her game, she sets out to find how to keep the moon from crashing into the earth. She discovers Woodfall Temple! (All too easily, if you ask me...)
Cerena: SHUT UP! *Throws a pizza at the script-writer*
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Directer: Scene 5, take 1! Cerena, please don't screw this up... Just follow the script, and you'll be fine...
Cerena: *yawns* Fine.
Skull Kid: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!! CERENA DIDN'T MAKE A CRACK AT THE DIRECTOR!!
Director: Thank god...
*Gets hit in the head by a rocket sent by Din saying 'Sexist!'*
Director: I mean, thank goddess...
*Gets hit in the head by a rock sent by Fayore saying 'You Can't Count!'*
Director: OK! Stop hitting me, I'll explode! Then I can't direct this scene!
*Gets hit in the head by a grasshopper sent by Nayru saying 'Oops, I did it again...'*
Director: Oh, lord- I MEAN GODDESSES!! *Explodes*
Cerena: *mumbles sleepily, and without emotion* Oh, no. Who is going to replace the director. *falls asleep on the ground*
Barney: Hiya, friends! Someone said I could direct a scene! Oh-boy,oh-boy!
Everyone minus Cerena: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Barney: Hey! Why is everybody running? I WUUUUUUUV YOOOOOOU!
Cerena: *Snore*
Skull Kid: *picks Cerena up and accidently throws her onto the set*
Barney: What's my line again? Where's my cue card?
Barbie: Right here, handsome!
Everyone: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Barney: Would you mind reading that for me? I can't read.
Barbie: Sure, ya stupid thing. It says 'Action!'
Cerena: *Jolts awake* Alright already! *Is completely oblivious to the fact that Barney and Barbie have taken over the game* *Walks through Clock Town* Hey, what's wrong?
Skull Kid: I don't know... BARNEY AND BARBIE ARE JUST BEHIND YOU!! RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! In other news... *looks at script* Blah-Blah-Blah-Ya-hafta-go... THAT WAY!!!
Cerena: Sure...Whatever... *Stumbles sleepily out of the inn where she is staying, and falls off the roof* How did I get up here?
Skull Kid: Did you stay up all night?
Cerena: *sleepily* I was throwing green jello at the Zelda-moon.... *walks into a guard that is blocking her, but she doesn't notice*
Guard: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cerena: *jolts awake* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Skull Kid places his hand over her mouth*
Guard: Do you have a sword? I don't see a sword. If you don't have a sword, you cannot pass. Do you have a sword?
Cerena: Wha- *Snores*
Skull Kid: Ummm... Be right back...
*Skull Kid runs somewhere, then falls down a hole after being chased by a rabid Deku Stick*
Barney: Oh boy, oh boy!
Cerena: *Without emotion* Shut up before Tsutae calls security... *Snore*
*Skull Kid comes back with a lumpy cow under his arm.*
Skull Kid: HEY! STOP EDITING THE SCRIPT!!
Dee-Dee: Ooh... What does this button do? *Pushes green button, which dumps a load of green jello on Cerena.*
Skull Kid: RUN!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!
*Cerena wakes up for a minute, yawns, and goes back to sleep*
Guard: Been drinking too much coffee?
Barney: I OBJECT! Sir, I'm not comfortable with the word 'coffee'....
Skull Kid: Um.. What's that word...
Cerena: *Without emotion* Access denied.
Skull Kid: Yeah. Whatever she said.
Barney: I OBJECT! Cow, I'm not comfortable with the word 'denied', it's not suitable for our young viewers. *Passes out new scripts*
Skull Kid: I OBJECT!!!
Barney: DO THE MELONY SCRIPT OR... or... *Picks up sleeping Cerena* I WILL CONTROL HER!!
Cow: *Whispering to Skull Kid* Barney and Cerena? No one can survive that...
Skull Kid: *Stikes dramatic pose* FOR THE SAKE OF... THE SLEEPY-HEAD, I WILL BE STUPID!
Barney: You're not stupid. BE STUPID!
Skull Kid: *Thinks for a minute*
Barney: Stupid people can't think.
SKull Kid: *Starts to drool* Duh... Nope! Duh... NOPE!
Cerena: *Wakes up*
Skull Kid: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
*Barney approaches Cerena*
Skull Kid: I mean... Duh... Nope!
*Cerena looks around. Everything has been spray painted pink, and the guard is now wearing paper bunny ears and hopping like a rabbit. Anju is pretending she's a dog, and Kafei is sitting in his room eating paste.*
Cerena: I don't like.
Barney: DO THE SCRIPT!!
Cerena: FINE!! *Turns to Skull Kid and starts speaking in a high-pitched voice* Oh! The Bad Man has taken over the Moon! Who shall save us?
*Barney jumps on the set wearing a super man costume*
Barney: NEVER FEAR! Super-Barney is here!
*Cerena runs away, screaming*
Barney: Awww... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!! JETSON, YOU'RE FIRED!
Jetson: AAwww man! I can't even be a janitor in the twenty-first century!
Barney: I OBJECT! Moon, Jetson is too naughty to be in my show! CERENA, YOU'RE FIRED!
*Cerena's long gone. Either that or she's long asleep*
Barney: Dee-Dee, you are now the hero!
Skull Kid: For the love of God.. *Get's evil look* Duh... NOPE!
Dee-Dee: Oh, Dexter!
Skull Kid: IT'S SKULL KID YOU NINCOMPOOP!!!
Dee-Dee: What's a nincompoop?
Skull Kid: *Says darkly* Something bad.
Dee-Dee: Dexter, what does this button do?
Skull Kid: IT'S SKULL KID! AND DON'T TOUCH THAT!!
*Dee-Dee, of course, pushes the button, and a flaming mallet hits Barney on the head*
(To Script Writers: I rigged it. But don't tell Barney! Signed: Crazy-In-The-Head)
Barney: CUT!!! Skull Kid, I'm not comfortable with the word 'Skull'. It's too scary for our young viewers. We shall have to give you another name..
Skull Kid:.... YOU AREN'T COMFORTABLE WITH MY NAME?!?! WHAT KIND OF BIG, LUMPY, PURPLE COW ARE YOU?!?!
Dee-Dee: Dexter! Don't be so mean to the director, 'cause he's so CYUUUUUTE!!!
Barbie: BACK OFF! This one's mine!
Dee-Dee: I saw him first!
Barbie: I did!
Dee-Dee: No, I DID!
Barney: Don't worry, lovely ladies! There's enough of Barney for everyone to have!
*Skull Kid has gone off somewhere to barf*
Barney: COME BACK!! You don't have any girlfriends what-so-eva!
Skull Kid: Oh, yeah?
Barney: YEAH!
Skull Kid: Are you ready for the truth?
Crazy-In-The-Head: I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
(Dear Script Writers: Please cut that last part out)
Script Writers: AS IF!
Skull Kid: Anyway, I have... *mumbles to self* Let's see... Cerena, of course, that's one.... Chica1388 is another, that's two... PikaCheeka was one of the first... that's three... DekuGirl is yet another.... and... and...
Barney: Hah! You only have four!
Dumb Girls: AAAHH! IT'S SKULL KID! MARRY US!
Script Writers: How the hell did they get in?!?
{Through me. The Master of Destiny.}
Barney: What-eva! So... STOP CALLING YOURSELF SKULL KID! Your name is... PINK FLUFFY BUNNY!
Pink Fluffy Bunny: OH! THE HORROR! I SHALL MELT! I SHALL DIE! I SHALL EXPLODE!! ANYTHING BUt...*Shudders* BUNNIES!
*Pink Fluffy Bunny is repeatedly ramming his head into the wall.*
Dee-Dee: *Sees a mysterious red button* Oooh... WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?!?
*Because of Dee-Dee's stupidity, Termina goes up in flames. Pink Fluffy Bunny and Dee-Dee are thrown out of Clock Town*
Random Monster: *Sings, to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb* Dee-Dee and the Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit! Dee-Dee and the Pink Fluffy Rabbit... AND THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW, THE WINDOW, THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW! Dee-Dee and the Rabbit... AND THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW!
Script Writers: *Curtain falls down, and the script writers are actually Kids!* NOOOOOO!
Barney: Who put in a stupid thing like that?!
Script Writer 1: It's smarter than you! So there! *Sticks out tongue*
Barney: YOU'RE FIRED!
Script Writer 2: *Takes out cell phone* Mommy, I'm fired AGAIN!
{So now there's no script. YES! I am in control!}
Barney: WHO ARE YOU?!?
{MEWTWO!}
Pink Fluffy Rabbit: AND I'M MEW! *Turns into a pink cat* HEY!! This is a CHEAP MEW COSTUME!
[Deal with it. Since I am in control, everything is in my power!]
Pink Cat: (If you're getting confused, it's Skull Kid) DUH! What was your teacher, mud?
Mysterious Person: (As if we don't have enough already...) STOP CALLING SKULL KID PINK FLUFFY RABBIT!
Barney: He's called Pink Cat now!
Mysterious Person: ... HIS NAME'S DOTORU!
SKull Kid: IS NOT!
Mysterious Person: IS TOO!
SKull Kid: IS NOT! IS NOT, IS NOT! *Sends beam of light at Mysterious Person*
Beam: Uh! I...can't....reach...her.... *Gets kicked by Cere- I MEAN MYSTERIOUS PERSON!*
Skull Kid: Hah! ....Wait... CERENA?!?
Cerena: *Flips onto ground, and lands on her back* ITAI! Prepare for... Fury!
Skull Kid: And please hurry...
Cerena: To protect the world from stupidity!
SKull Kid: pidity, midity, shidity, kidity... I DON'T KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH STUPIDITY!
Barney: PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!! I love you... You love me...
*Fortunately, Cerena has once again fallen asleep. Or is that a good thing?*
{Hmmm, Watson, I would think not}
*Shut up. Anyway... Barney's singing creates a beam, which blasts Barney & friends back to their own dimension, and blasts Cerena & friends onto the roof of WoodFall temple*
Script Writer: Ever get the feeling that Cerena has a game shark?
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Scene 6: After completely bypassing everything, Cerena goes into the temple and rescues the princess. Or not.
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Cerena: It says in the script that I have to rescue the Deku Princess!
Director. Yeah. So?
Cerena: I WANNA BE THE PRINCESS! I WANNA BE THE PRINCESS!
Director: NO! Who would rescue you?
Skull Kid: *walks onto the set* I CAN'T GET THIS PINK HAIR DYE OUT OF MY HAIR!
Cerena: *Points to Skull Kid* Him.
Skull Kid: *Sees the looks that the Director and Cerena are giving him* Oh, no you're not. OH, no I'm not... I REFUSE TO BE A BUNNY!
Director: No.
Cerena: *Jumping up and down* BUT I WANNA! I WANNA, WANNA, WANNA!
Skull Kid: Hold your hand?
Cerena: NO! *Bashes Skull Kid over the head with her rod*
Director: No. You absolutely may not. Now, be a good girl and go rescue the real princess.
Cerena: *Stomps off sulking* But I WANNA!
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*A mysterious figure enters the prison with the Deku Princess in it*
Deku Princess: Hey! You! Get me out of here, or I'll make my father kill you!
Mysterious Figure: YOU DARE ARGUE WITH DEATH?!?!
Deku Princess: And if you're going out, get me some Doritos!
Death: I have come to take you, Brat-cess...
Deku Princess: *Yelling* Securi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Apparently, The Deku Princess is afraid of mexican jumping beans.*
Death: I TOLD you, but you just wouldn't listen! YOU SHALL PAY!!! *Pushes Deku Princess off the cliff*
Deku Princess: CLICHE!
Cerena: Not really. *Cerena high-fives Death, who is now ranting about how Dick Cheney should be laying off the cheese and gravy after his eighth heart attack*
Crown: I now crown you... PRINCESS OF CLICHES!!!
Cerena: Yay! *singing* We all live in a dark leafy thing, dark leafy thing...
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Skull Kid: Where's Cerena?
Director: And... ACTION!!!
Skull Kid: Uh... *Gives a small wave* Apparently Cerena thinks it's coffee break again...
Princess Cerena: NO I DON'T! *Kicks Skull Kid*
Skull Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *Lands on a torch in the Woodfall Temple* HOT! HOT! HOT! AAAHHH!
Princess Cerena: *Pretends to be captured* AH! Help me! LEGGO OF ME, YOU DEFORMED PLANT! *Slashes Deku Baba in half* Oops... Princesses don't have swords... *Tosses sword, which lands on top of Skull Kid's head* *Dissapears*
Skull Kid: AAHHH! *Goes flying off the torch, and lands on the big flower thing in the middle*
Evil Link: HEY!! You're supposed to have the bow-thingie!
Dee-Dee: OOOH! *Prances around with the Fariy's bow, and starts shooting bows at random*
*The big flower now starts to rise and spin*
Majora: I suddenly have the desperate need to eat some Sweet&Low... *Dissapears*
Skull Kid: Dizzy... AHHH! *The flower spun really fast, tossing Skull Kid into the room with the Gecko and the Snapper* Nice turtlie, good froggie... AAH! RUN!
Turtle: We don't get paid enough for this, frog!
Frog: I got paid more money as a beer-drinking frog!
Turtle + Frog: WE QUIT! *Storms through the wall and fall into the darkness* WAIT! WE TAKE IT BACK!
Skull Kid: This is WAAAY too easy!
*A chest plops onto Skull Kid's head*
Skull Kid: Where is that aspirin when you need it?
*Aspirin falls onto Skull Kid's head*
Skull Kid: Grr.. *Opens the chest, which is empty because Dee-Dee took the bow that was supposed to be in there* Why me? *Walks back into the main room*
Big Spinning Flower: Jinkies!
Skull Kid: *testing the water with his toe, which is then bitten by Jabu-Jabu* Hey! How did he get in here- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Jabu-Jabu eats the Big Spinning Flower*
Skull Kid: This is crazy... (Sees all of the locked doors) Keys? That's for amateurs. I MORPH THERE!! MWUAHAH- *Jabu-Jabu is glaring threatenly at him* Gulp... *Transports in front of the Boss Door* Grr... It's guarded by magic... CERENA!!!
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*Princess Cerena is busy playing Ocarina of Time, and is enjoying making Link repeatedly die, and making him do stupid things*
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Skull Kid: I was afraid it would come to this... *Takes out a... HAIRPIN!* Behold the power of... PICKLOCKING!!!
*Three hours later*
Skull Kid: Urrk... Grunt... HAH! *The lock falls off and tries to bite Skull Kid* Down boy! FETCH!
Boss Lock: ARF!! *Runs away, trying to catch those ugly temple fairies*
Skull Kid: The boss shouldn't be a problem,for I put him there... Odowla is soooo easy.
*Skull Kid opens the door, and.. Surprise!*
Darth Vader: *Wheezing* Skull Kid... Join me...
Skull Kid: No thanks...
Darth Vader: Do you DARE to defy your destiny?
Skull Kid: Do you DARE to defy your destiny?
Darth Vader: I said it first!
Skull Kid: I said it first!
Darth Vader: STOP IT!
Skull Kid: STOP IT!!
*Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber, and corners Skull Kid*
Darth Vader: Hah! Any last words?
Skull Kid: Yeah, just four. And I'll make a bet with you.
Darth Vader: *suspiciously* What?
Skull Kid: You'll blow yourself up if my four words make you scream.
Darth Vader: And if I don't, you'll eat green jello for the rest of your life! You're on!
Skull Kid: *A crazed look appears on Skull Kid's face, and he drops his voice to a low whisper* I.. see.......
Darth Vader: You see WHAT?!? I'm not afraid of anything!
Skull Kid: *swallows* I see dead people.
Darth Vader: Hah! Dead people aren't scary at all- DEAD people?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT WA-WA, MY DEAD HAMSTER! WAAAAAAAH!! *Self destructs*
Skull Kid: That was close, wasn't it Wa-Wa?
Wa-Wa: *Winks* He keeps forgetting I'm not his hamster.
Princess Cerena: *Yelling* SAVE ME ALREADY!!!
Skull Kid: You're saved!
Princess Cerena: *Giggles* No, silly! You have to carry me out!
Skull Kid: Why me? *Walks towards the dark leafy thing where Princess Cerena is*
Princess Cerena: BOO! *Jumps out with Odowla's mask on, scares Skull Kid half to death, and he jumps out of surprise into the blue portal while holding Cerena.*
Cerena: Where are we?
Skull Kid: I dunno, but these bubbles are fun to pop!
Cerena: *Jumps into Skull Kid's arms, pointing at a triangular blob* WHAT'S THAT?!?
Skull Kid: *Squinting* It's either a deformed cow, or a giant.
Cerena: *Looking at script* It's supposed to be a giant, and it's gonna say something important to us.
*The two stare expectantly at the giant, which is eating cheese fondue*
Giant: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!!
Skull Kid: *Sarcastically* Well that was extremely important...
Giant: Uh, I mean, *Straightens up, and starts to play the Oath To Order on a squeaky fiddle* Must....SQUEAK!.... Save......... SQUEAK! ...... Other....... Giants..... SQUAUK! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
*Cerena and Skull Kid are tossed onto the set*
Director: And cut! Where were you guys?
Deku Princess: There she is! GET HER!!!
Cerena: AAACK!! *Runs on top of the clock tower, where the towns people are STILL doing the Macarena of Time*
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Cerena: MWUAHAH!! Stay tuned for chapter four, and please review!
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What REALLY Happened
Scene 5: Now that Cerena has a means by which to save her game, she sets out to find how to keep the moon from crashing into the earth. She discovers Woodfall Temple! (All too easily, if you ask me...)
Cerena: SHUT UP! *Throws a pizza at the script-writer*
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Directer: Scene 5, take 1! Cerena, please don't screw this up... Just follow the script, and you'll be fine...
Cerena: *yawns* Fine.
Skull Kid: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!! CERENA DIDN'T MAKE A CRACK AT THE DIRECTOR!!
Director: Thank god...
*Gets hit in the head by a rocket sent by Din saying 'Sexist!'*
Director: I mean, thank goddess...
*Gets hit in the head by a rock sent by Fayore saying 'You Can't Count!'*
Director: OK! Stop hitting me, I'll explode! Then I can't direct this scene!
*Gets hit in the head by a grasshopper sent by Nayru saying 'Oops, I did it again...'*
Director: Oh, lord- I MEAN GODDESSES!! *Explodes*
Cerena: *mumbles sleepily, and without emotion* Oh, no. Who is going to replace the director. *falls asleep on the ground*
Barney: Hiya, friends! Someone said I could direct a scene! Oh-boy,oh-boy!
Everyone minus Cerena: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Barney: Hey! Why is everybody running? I WUUUUUUUV YOOOOOOU!
Cerena: *Snore*
Skull Kid: *picks Cerena up and accidently throws her onto the set*
Barney: What's my line again? Where's my cue card?
Barbie: Right here, handsome!
Everyone: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Barney: Would you mind reading that for me? I can't read.
Barbie: Sure, ya stupid thing. It says 'Action!'
Cerena: *Jolts awake* Alright already! *Is completely oblivious to the fact that Barney and Barbie have taken over the game* *Walks through Clock Town* Hey, what's wrong?
Skull Kid: I don't know... BARNEY AND BARBIE ARE JUST BEHIND YOU!! RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! In other news... *looks at script* Blah-Blah-Blah-Ya-hafta-go... THAT WAY!!!
Cerena: Sure...Whatever... *Stumbles sleepily out of the inn where she is staying, and falls off the roof* How did I get up here?
Skull Kid: Did you stay up all night?
Cerena: *sleepily* I was throwing green jello at the Zelda-moon.... *walks into a guard that is blocking her, but she doesn't notice*
Guard: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cerena: *jolts awake* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Skull Kid places his hand over her mouth*
Guard: Do you have a sword? I don't see a sword. If you don't have a sword, you cannot pass. Do you have a sword?
Cerena: Wha- *Snores*
Skull Kid: Ummm... Be right back...
*Skull Kid runs somewhere, then falls down a hole after being chased by a rabid Deku Stick*
Barney: Oh boy, oh boy!
Cerena: *Without emotion* Shut up before Tsutae calls security... *Snore*
*Skull Kid comes back with a lumpy cow under his arm.*
Skull Kid: HEY! STOP EDITING THE SCRIPT!!
Dee-Dee: Ooh... What does this button do? *Pushes green button, which dumps a load of green jello on Cerena.*
Skull Kid: RUN!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!
*Cerena wakes up for a minute, yawns, and goes back to sleep*
Guard: Been drinking too much coffee?
Barney: I OBJECT! Sir, I'm not comfortable with the word 'coffee'....
Skull Kid: Um.. What's that word...
Cerena: *Without emotion* Access denied.
Skull Kid: Yeah. Whatever she said.
Barney: I OBJECT! Cow, I'm not comfortable with the word 'denied', it's not suitable for our young viewers. *Passes out new scripts*
Skull Kid: I OBJECT!!!
Barney: DO THE MELONY SCRIPT OR... or... *Picks up sleeping Cerena* I WILL CONTROL HER!!
Cow: *Whispering to Skull Kid* Barney and Cerena? No one can survive that...
Skull Kid: *Stikes dramatic pose* FOR THE SAKE OF... THE SLEEPY-HEAD, I WILL BE STUPID!
Barney: You're not stupid. BE STUPID!
Skull Kid: *Thinks for a minute*
Barney: Stupid people can't think.
SKull Kid: *Starts to drool* Duh... Nope! Duh... NOPE!
Cerena: *Wakes up*
Skull Kid: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
*Barney approaches Cerena*
Skull Kid: I mean... Duh... Nope!
*Cerena looks around. Everything has been spray painted pink, and the guard is now wearing paper bunny ears and hopping like a rabbit. Anju is pretending she's a dog, and Kafei is sitting in his room eating paste.*
Cerena: I don't like.
Barney: DO THE SCRIPT!!
Cerena: FINE!! *Turns to Skull Kid and starts speaking in a high-pitched voice* Oh! The Bad Man has taken over the Moon! Who shall save us?
*Barney jumps on the set wearing a super man costume*
Barney: NEVER FEAR! Super-Barney is here!
*Cerena runs away, screaming*
Barney: Awww... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!! JETSON, YOU'RE FIRED!
Jetson: AAwww man! I can't even be a janitor in the twenty-first century!
Barney: I OBJECT! Moon, Jetson is too naughty to be in my show! CERENA, YOU'RE FIRED!
*Cerena's long gone. Either that or she's long asleep*
Barney: Dee-Dee, you are now the hero!
Skull Kid: For the love of God.. *Get's evil look* Duh... NOPE!
Dee-Dee: Oh, Dexter!
Skull Kid: IT'S SKULL KID YOU NINCOMPOOP!!!
Dee-Dee: What's a nincompoop?
Skull Kid: *Says darkly* Something bad.
Dee-Dee: Dexter, what does this button do?
Skull Kid: IT'S SKULL KID! AND DON'T TOUCH THAT!!
*Dee-Dee, of course, pushes the button, and a flaming mallet hits Barney on the head*
(To Script Writers: I rigged it. But don't tell Barney! Signed: Crazy-In-The-Head)
Barney: CUT!!! Skull Kid, I'm not comfortable with the word 'Skull'. It's too scary for our young viewers. We shall have to give you another name..
Skull Kid:.... YOU AREN'T COMFORTABLE WITH MY NAME?!?! WHAT KIND OF BIG, LUMPY, PURPLE COW ARE YOU?!?!
Dee-Dee: Dexter! Don't be so mean to the director, 'cause he's so CYUUUUUTE!!!
Barbie: BACK OFF! This one's mine!
Dee-Dee: I saw him first!
Barbie: I did!
Dee-Dee: No, I DID!
Barney: Don't worry, lovely ladies! There's enough of Barney for everyone to have!
*Skull Kid has gone off somewhere to barf*
Barney: COME BACK!! You don't have any girlfriends what-so-eva!
Skull Kid: Oh, yeah?
Barney: YEAH!
Skull Kid: Are you ready for the truth?
Crazy-In-The-Head: I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!
(Dear Script Writers: Please cut that last part out)
Script Writers: AS IF!
Skull Kid: Anyway, I have... *mumbles to self* Let's see... Cerena, of course, that's one.... Chica1388 is another, that's two... PikaCheeka was one of the first... that's three... DekuGirl is yet another.... and... and...
Barney: Hah! You only have four!
Dumb Girls: AAAHH! IT'S SKULL KID! MARRY US!
Script Writers: How the hell did they get in?!?
{Through me. The Master of Destiny.}
Barney: What-eva! So... STOP CALLING YOURSELF SKULL KID! Your name is... PINK FLUFFY BUNNY!
Pink Fluffy Bunny: OH! THE HORROR! I SHALL MELT! I SHALL DIE! I SHALL EXPLODE!! ANYTHING BUt...*Shudders* BUNNIES!
*Pink Fluffy Bunny is repeatedly ramming his head into the wall.*
Dee-Dee: *Sees a mysterious red button* Oooh... WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?!?
*Because of Dee-Dee's stupidity, Termina goes up in flames. Pink Fluffy Bunny and Dee-Dee are thrown out of Clock Town*
Random Monster: *Sings, to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb* Dee-Dee and the Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit! Dee-Dee and the Pink Fluffy Rabbit... AND THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW, THE WINDOW, THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW! Dee-Dee and the Rabbit... AND THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW!
Script Writers: *Curtain falls down, and the script writers are actually Kids!* NOOOOOO!
Barney: Who put in a stupid thing like that?!
Script Writer 1: It's smarter than you! So there! *Sticks out tongue*
Barney: YOU'RE FIRED!
Script Writer 2: *Takes out cell phone* Mommy, I'm fired AGAIN!
{So now there's no script. YES! I am in control!}
Barney: WHO ARE YOU?!?
{MEWTWO!}
Pink Fluffy Rabbit: AND I'M MEW! *Turns into a pink cat* HEY!! This is a CHEAP MEW COSTUME!
[Deal with it. Since I am in control, everything is in my power!]
Pink Cat: (If you're getting confused, it's Skull Kid) DUH! What was your teacher, mud?
Mysterious Person: (As if we don't have enough already...) STOP CALLING SKULL KID PINK FLUFFY RABBIT!
Barney: He's called Pink Cat now!
Mysterious Person: ... HIS NAME'S DOTORU!
SKull Kid: IS NOT!
Mysterious Person: IS TOO!
SKull Kid: IS NOT! IS NOT, IS NOT! *Sends beam of light at Mysterious Person*
Beam: Uh! I...can't....reach...her.... *Gets kicked by Cere- I MEAN MYSTERIOUS PERSON!*
Skull Kid: Hah! ....Wait... CERENA?!?
Cerena: *Flips onto ground, and lands on her back* ITAI! Prepare for... Fury!
Skull Kid: And please hurry...
Cerena: To protect the world from stupidity!
SKull Kid: pidity, midity, shidity, kidity... I DON'T KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH STUPIDITY!
Barney: PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!! I love you... You love me...
*Fortunately, Cerena has once again fallen asleep. Or is that a good thing?*
{Hmmm, Watson, I would think not}
*Shut up. Anyway... Barney's singing creates a beam, which blasts Barney & friends back to their own dimension, and blasts Cerena & friends onto the roof of WoodFall temple*
Script Writer: Ever get the feeling that Cerena has a game shark?
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Scene 6: After completely bypassing everything, Cerena goes into the temple and rescues the princess. Or not.
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Cerena: It says in the script that I have to rescue the Deku Princess!
Director. Yeah. So?
Cerena: I WANNA BE THE PRINCESS! I WANNA BE THE PRINCESS!
Director: NO! Who would rescue you?
Skull Kid: *walks onto the set* I CAN'T GET THIS PINK HAIR DYE OUT OF MY HAIR!
Cerena: *Points to Skull Kid* Him.
Skull Kid: *Sees the looks that the Director and Cerena are giving him* Oh, no you're not. OH, no I'm not... I REFUSE TO BE A BUNNY!
Director: No.
Cerena: *Jumping up and down* BUT I WANNA! I WANNA, WANNA, WANNA!
Skull Kid: Hold your hand?
Cerena: NO! *Bashes Skull Kid over the head with her rod*
Director: No. You absolutely may not. Now, be a good girl and go rescue the real princess.
Cerena: *Stomps off sulking* But I WANNA!
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*A mysterious figure enters the prison with the Deku Princess in it*
Deku Princess: Hey! You! Get me out of here, or I'll make my father kill you!
Mysterious Figure: YOU DARE ARGUE WITH DEATH?!?!
Deku Princess: And if you're going out, get me some Doritos!
Death: I have come to take you, Brat-cess...
Deku Princess: *Yelling* Securi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Apparently, The Deku Princess is afraid of mexican jumping beans.*
Death: I TOLD you, but you just wouldn't listen! YOU SHALL PAY!!! *Pushes Deku Princess off the cliff*
Deku Princess: CLICHE!
Cerena: Not really. *Cerena high-fives Death, who is now ranting about how Dick Cheney should be laying off the cheese and gravy after his eighth heart attack*
Crown: I now crown you... PRINCESS OF CLICHES!!!
Cerena: Yay! *singing* We all live in a dark leafy thing, dark leafy thing...
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Skull Kid: Where's Cerena?
Director: And... ACTION!!!
Skull Kid: Uh... *Gives a small wave* Apparently Cerena thinks it's coffee break again...
Princess Cerena: NO I DON'T! *Kicks Skull Kid*
Skull Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAH! *Lands on a torch in the Woodfall Temple* HOT! HOT! HOT! AAAHHH!
Princess Cerena: *Pretends to be captured* AH! Help me! LEGGO OF ME, YOU DEFORMED PLANT! *Slashes Deku Baba in half* Oops... Princesses don't have swords... *Tosses sword, which lands on top of Skull Kid's head* *Dissapears*
Skull Kid: AAHHH! *Goes flying off the torch, and lands on the big flower thing in the middle*
Evil Link: HEY!! You're supposed to have the bow-thingie!
Dee-Dee: OOOH! *Prances around with the Fariy's bow, and starts shooting bows at random*
*The big flower now starts to rise and spin*
Majora: I suddenly have the desperate need to eat some Sweet&Low... *Dissapears*
Skull Kid: Dizzy... AHHH! *The flower spun really fast, tossing Skull Kid into the room with the Gecko and the Snapper* Nice turtlie, good froggie... AAH! RUN!
Turtle: We don't get paid enough for this, frog!
Frog: I got paid more money as a beer-drinking frog!
Turtle + Frog: WE QUIT! *Storms through the wall and fall into the darkness* WAIT! WE TAKE IT BACK!
Skull Kid: This is WAAAY too easy!
*A chest plops onto Skull Kid's head*
Skull Kid: Where is that aspirin when you need it?
*Aspirin falls onto Skull Kid's head*
Skull Kid: Grr.. *Opens the chest, which is empty because Dee-Dee took the bow that was supposed to be in there* Why me? *Walks back into the main room*
Big Spinning Flower: Jinkies!
Skull Kid: *testing the water with his toe, which is then bitten by Jabu-Jabu* Hey! How did he get in here- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Jabu-Jabu eats the Big Spinning Flower*
Skull Kid: This is crazy... (Sees all of the locked doors) Keys? That's for amateurs. I MORPH THERE!! MWUAHAH- *Jabu-Jabu is glaring threatenly at him* Gulp... *Transports in front of the Boss Door* Grr... It's guarded by magic... CERENA!!!
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*Princess Cerena is busy playing Ocarina of Time, and is enjoying making Link repeatedly die, and making him do stupid things*
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Skull Kid: I was afraid it would come to this... *Takes out a... HAIRPIN!* Behold the power of... PICKLOCKING!!!
*Three hours later*
Skull Kid: Urrk... Grunt... HAH! *The lock falls off and tries to bite Skull Kid* Down boy! FETCH!
Boss Lock: ARF!! *Runs away, trying to catch those ugly temple fairies*
Skull Kid: The boss shouldn't be a problem,for I put him there... Odowla is soooo easy.
*Skull Kid opens the door, and.. Surprise!*
Darth Vader: *Wheezing* Skull Kid... Join me...
Skull Kid: No thanks...
Darth Vader: Do you DARE to defy your destiny?
Skull Kid: Do you DARE to defy your destiny?
Darth Vader: I said it first!
Skull Kid: I said it first!
Darth Vader: STOP IT!
Skull Kid: STOP IT!!
*Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber, and corners Skull Kid*
Darth Vader: Hah! Any last words?
Skull Kid: Yeah, just four. And I'll make a bet with you.
Darth Vader: *suspiciously* What?
Skull Kid: You'll blow yourself up if my four words make you scream.
Darth Vader: And if I don't, you'll eat green jello for the rest of your life! You're on!
Skull Kid: *A crazed look appears on Skull Kid's face, and he drops his voice to a low whisper* I.. see.......
Darth Vader: You see WHAT?!? I'm not afraid of anything!
Skull Kid: *swallows* I see dead people.
Darth Vader: Hah! Dead people aren't scary at all- DEAD people?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT WA-WA, MY DEAD HAMSTER! WAAAAAAAH!! *Self destructs*
Skull Kid: That was close, wasn't it Wa-Wa?
Wa-Wa: *Winks* He keeps forgetting I'm not his hamster.
Princess Cerena: *Yelling* SAVE ME ALREADY!!!
Skull Kid: You're saved!
Princess Cerena: *Giggles* No, silly! You have to carry me out!
Skull Kid: Why me? *Walks towards the dark leafy thing where Princess Cerena is*
Princess Cerena: BOO! *Jumps out with Odowla's mask on, scares Skull Kid half to death, and he jumps out of surprise into the blue portal while holding Cerena.*
Cerena: Where are we?
Skull Kid: I dunno, but these bubbles are fun to pop!
Cerena: *Jumps into Skull Kid's arms, pointing at a triangular blob* WHAT'S THAT?!?
Skull Kid: *Squinting* It's either a deformed cow, or a giant.
Cerena: *Looking at script* It's supposed to be a giant, and it's gonna say something important to us.
*The two stare expectantly at the giant, which is eating cheese fondue*
Giant: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!!
Skull Kid: *Sarcastically* Well that was extremely important...
Giant: Uh, I mean, *Straightens up, and starts to play the Oath To Order on a squeaky fiddle* Must....SQUEAK!.... Save......... SQUEAK! ...... Other....... Giants..... SQUAUK! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
*Cerena and Skull Kid are tossed onto the set*
Director: And cut! Where were you guys?
Deku Princess: There she is! GET HER!!!
Cerena: AAACK!! *Runs on top of the clock tower, where the towns people are STILL doing the Macarena of Time*
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Cerena: MWUAHAH!! Stay tuned for chapter four, and please review!