This story is about the Sorting of Voldemort. Please review. Enjoy!
"Riddle, Thomas!" shouted Professor Dumbledore, who was reading off a long piece of parchment.
Tom walked up to the stool on which the Sorting Hat was sitting. He placed the hat on his head as he sat down.
"Hmmm..." said the voice of the Sorting Hat inside of his head, "very interesting. Too much of a jerk for Gryffindor, too smart for Hufflepuff, smart enough for Ravenclaw, but all of his good logic is used for evil, so I guess it better be-"
"Come on, put me in Gryffindor!" Tom urged, interrupting the Sorting Hat, " That way no one will suspect me!"
"No," the Sorting Hat replied, "I sense in you much fear, and fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering."
"I have no fear!" Tom shouted inside of his head.
"What, you've never seen Star Wars?" the Sorting Hat asked in shock.
"Seen what?!" asked a very confused Tom Riddle.
"Oh yeah," remembered the Sorting Hat, " that movie's not coming out for about fifty years!"
"Wait a second," Tom exclaimed, "you're just a hat! You don't even have eyes! How can you see a movie, let alone one that won't be made for fifty years!"
"Hat discrimination! Hat discrimination!" the Sorting Hat accused.
"No!" Tom said defending himself, "I'm just saying-!"
But he was cut off, when to his disappointment, the Sorting Hat shouted, "SLYTHERIN!"
As Tom reluctantly stood up and took the hat off, he could have sworn that he heard the Sorting Hat say, " That's what you get for being prejudiced!"
And the moral of the story is, um... don't discriminate against hats!
"Riddle, Thomas!" shouted Professor Dumbledore, who was reading off a long piece of parchment.
Tom walked up to the stool on which the Sorting Hat was sitting. He placed the hat on his head as he sat down.
"Hmmm..." said the voice of the Sorting Hat inside of his head, "very interesting. Too much of a jerk for Gryffindor, too smart for Hufflepuff, smart enough for Ravenclaw, but all of his good logic is used for evil, so I guess it better be-"
"Come on, put me in Gryffindor!" Tom urged, interrupting the Sorting Hat, " That way no one will suspect me!"
"No," the Sorting Hat replied, "I sense in you much fear, and fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering."
"I have no fear!" Tom shouted inside of his head.
"What, you've never seen Star Wars?" the Sorting Hat asked in shock.
"Seen what?!" asked a very confused Tom Riddle.
"Oh yeah," remembered the Sorting Hat, " that movie's not coming out for about fifty years!"
"Wait a second," Tom exclaimed, "you're just a hat! You don't even have eyes! How can you see a movie, let alone one that won't be made for fifty years!"
"Hat discrimination! Hat discrimination!" the Sorting Hat accused.
"No!" Tom said defending himself, "I'm just saying-!"
But he was cut off, when to his disappointment, the Sorting Hat shouted, "SLYTHERIN!"
As Tom reluctantly stood up and took the hat off, he could have sworn that he heard the Sorting Hat say, " That's what you get for being prejudiced!"
And the moral of the story is, um... don't discriminate against hats!