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Mido and The Cruel King of Hyrule

Link: Mido, go ask the King if the Kokiri can be part of the government!

Mido: Ok!

Herald: Hear ye, hear ye, the King is dead, the new king is King Wickedius!

Mido: Not ok!

Link: Get going! (shoves Mido)

**Mido rides on small donkey, dismounts at castle gates**

Mido: Err.... hi?

Soldier: Whatcha want? (belches loudly, scratches underarm)

Mido: I'd like to see the King.

Soldier: (mockingly) I wanna see da King! I wanna see da King! Yeah, well I want a billion rupees but ya don't see me living 'da good life. (farts)

Mido: I demand to come in!

Soldier: What's it worth it to ya?

Mido: (Sighs, hand Soldier 20 rupees)

Soldier: 'Dat's bet'r! (Opens gate)

**Mido rides in, dismounts from pony at the doors, walks into King's chamber**

King Wickedius: (Is laughing maniacally at a peasant that is getting a wedgie from his chief guard) Now, what's this about wanting more pony parking spaces?

Peasant: I didn't mean it suh, jes' a lil' joke!

Wickedius: (pushes button, a trapdoor opens and a toilet raises up) Well, I'll just give you a little swirly as MY little joke.

Chief Guard: (Swirlys peasant, cackles as the peasant scampers away afterwards)

Mido: (coughs)

Wickedius: Guard, bring me some moldy cheese.

Mido: (coughs loudly)

Wickedius: Well, what do we have here?

Mido: Errr.... Mido sir. (bows lowly) I have come to request that the Kokiri have a say in the governme.. (looks up at the angry look on Wickedius's face, gulps)

Chief Guard: (Prepares to wedgie Mido)

Wickedius: (looks angry, then bursts out laughing) You amuse me! Guard, bring me this, this creature.

Mido: (Is dumped in front of the King, looks up fearfully)

Wickedius: (presses button, a cage is lowered from the ceiling) Here you go! (Tosses Mido inside, locks him in) I pronounce you my Royal Pet Monkey!

Mido: Errrrrr...... it's quite an honor, but I really must be goi...... (notices Wickedius's face becoming angry again) Errrrr.... I guess I could stay for a while....

Wickedius: Dance little pet monkey, dance!

Mido: (Begins to dance)

**Meanwhile**

Link: Hmmmmm........ I'll bet that Mido has been captured and made to be a pet monkey. Happened to me once, I guess I'll go try and rescue him!

**Will Link succeed, watch for the next part to find out**