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Mido and the Cruel King of Hyrule: Part II

Mido: (is wearing jester outfit, dancing in his cage) ... THE MOOOOOOOREEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEETTTTTTT TTTTOOOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEEEEETHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR THEEEEEEE HAPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR WEEEEEEEEEEEE'LLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wickedius: (Is "raising the roof" to Mido's singing)

Link: (is sneaking around stealthily and quietly) IIIII'''''LLLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOO! (charges ahead, opens cage door, jumps inside) Let's go Mido! (Attempts to go, realizes that he's locked himself in) Uh-Oh!

Wickedius: Look, my pet monkey has a friend!

Mido: Good going Link!

Link: (turns into a lamb, because he was looking so "sheepish") Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Wickedius: Oh, what a pretty lamb! Guards, bring it to me!

Mido: What the heck!

Link: (Turns back into himself, puts sword to Wickedius's neck) Nobody move!

Wickedius: (gasps) Why I should have known it was the old fool your enemy by turning into a sheep trick!

Chief Guard: Freeze! (Is pointing crossbow at Link)

Mido: (notices cage door is open, quietly slips away)

**Later**

Saria: Where's Link!

Mido: (crosses fingers) Oh no, I thought he was right behind me!

Saria: I'm gonna go look for him! (takes off for castle)

**Back to Link**

Link: (grits teeth, thinks "Mido I'll get you for this") ....THEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIEEEEEERRRRRRR WEEEEEEEEEEEEE'''LLLLLLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wickedius: Again!

**Can Saria save Link? Find out next time!**