Killing Barney and other Kid Show characters
One sunny day down the NJ shore in the summer, I woke up and went upstairs to the kitchen around 7:00 to find Barney the big, fat, Fuckin retarted dino looking through my food. I said " Get your A$$ out of my Fridge!" He said " Go away!" "You better watch out for something hot!" I said.
I took out a lighter, put it against my A$$ and farted sending barney in flames going off the deck onto the beach. Elmo came over and said "You killed my best friend! ELmo will kill you!" " Oh yea, well im gonna tickle you the wrong way!" I pulled out and Ak-47 machine gun and blowed him away making more red stuff come out of him if you know what i mean. Big bird and Arthur came over and said " WHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said loudly " Im gonna rip you two new ass holes." I pulled out a chainsaw from the garage and ripped them a new one.
Then suddenly all of the other kid show characters surround me and pull out big badda$$ weapons. I am out of ammo so I run as fast as I can to the beach. I get out there and steal a surfboard from this dude who got eaten by a shark. They all fire but the surfboard is a shield until they run out of ammo. I call my friends on my cell phone to come and drop bombs on them. After it was all said and done they all came over to me and said " How did you get into this mess?!" I exclaimed " Its a long story, but its all about takin out the trash!"
THE END... or is it?????