ELMOS RESURRECTION!!!!!!
Part 1: AGAIN!!!???
CHRISTMAS EVE 2001. Place: Somewhere in Pennsylvania. TIME: 5:00 PM.
Well it is Christmas eve and Im getting an XBOX for Christmas. I sit down with my family near the tv set and watch some Christmas movies like How the Grinch Stole Christmas and stuff. It started to snow. My cat came up to me and purred. It was a great day. Anyway, we were going to a church service soon so we got ready. But all of a sudden, ELMO CAME IN THE DOOR WITH AN AXE! I said " WHAT THE F**K!?" Elmo exclaimed " HAHA, I came back to life with the help of 1 surviving kid show character, BARNEY!" " I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM AND YOU!?" I said. My family went ot the neigbors to get help. I got real mad and shoved his head up his Ass. He died of the smell. We had a nice Christmas afterwards.
PART 2: CAR CRASH
April 29th, 2002. PLACE: Grandmoms house TIMES: 10:00 PM
I was over my grandparents for dinner and trivia with my family, cousins, and my aunt and uncle. I got some fresh air by going outside. I saw a car going down the street going 80 MPH. I said " This guy must be a F**KIN luncatic!" The car crashed and I went over to check out if the driver was ok. The driver was ELMO!! "HAHAHA IM BACKKKKKK!!!!!" elmo said loudly. "YOUR STILL NOT DEAD YOU D*CKHEAD?" I said. Now I got a weapon so I can kill you!" "NOOOO!" I screamed. Luckily this dude across the street had a hunting rifle and shot him. I said "THANX DUDE. I owe ya one!" Then he says "Dont mention it!"
PART 3: THE FINAL EPISODE!!!
July 22, 2002. PLACE: NJ Shore TIME: 7:00 AM
I woke up from the beach house I was staying at. It was the same one my family and I stayed at last year .My family went fishing wile I stayed at home. I woke up to a beautiful sunny day. Then there was a phone call. I answered it. It was ELMO AND BARNEY!!! ThEY SAID " Were comin to get you!" Then the phone went silent and then the busy signal came and said " IF you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again." They hung up on me. "OH SH*T!" I said. I heard a knock at the door. I was scared to open it but ELMO AND BARNEY broke it down. I ran upstairs and got a knife. They wore loads of machine guns. I shouted " I went to hell and back to kill you guys! Ive been breacking my ass trying to kill you the past year. NOW ITS TIME YOU GUYS GO DOWN! FOR GOOD! or I will die trying!" I threw the knife a barney and he jumped onto the wall and walked on it like that dude did in the matrix. I ran to the boardwalk for help but none of the stores were open! Then, all of my friends were taking a vacation and they were on the beach swimming. I went up to everybody and they looked at me and I said "BARNEY IS TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN. IM SERIOUS!" They said "Where is he?" I said over on the boardwalk. They looked and pulled out ak-47s and gave me one so I can kill ELMO AND BARNEY. I finished them off with putting a lighter up to my ass and farting on barney. We looked at Barney and Elmo turning into ash. But then Bear from BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE held my friends and said he was gonna do something bad to them. I said " HEY! ISnt that your big blue house being burnt down!??" He said "WHERE?" He turned over and I punched him in the nuts. He fell over into the fire and burned. Them guys shaked my hands while lots of girls were kissing me ON THE LIPS AND MOUTH TO MOUTH. THEY ALL CAME UP TO ME AGAIN AND SAID "Why did Barney and ELmo resurrect?" I said " I dont know.But I said it once and Ill say it again, its all about takin out the trash."
END
COMING SOON...
ELMO's RESURRECTION 2!
And this time... its not just taking out the trash. ITS A WHOLE LOT MORE!