(Somewhere in outer space)
"Nataku, you fought
well," Wufei was polishing Shenlong's dragon arm lovingly.
"You awe weak," a tiny
voice piped up. "You have no wight to fight."
"Injustice!!!" Wufei
howled, in classic Wufei style, grabbing his katana and whirling around. "What
weakling has insulted me so????"
"Don't induthtice
translation: injustice me, pigtaiow boy." Chibi-Wufei said,
materializing out of the shadows, holding his own mini-katana. "Now _I_ wiww be
the onwy Wufei!"
"You? You are weak!
You have no justice, therefore you are weak!"
"Thtuff it!"
Chibi-Wufei said. He hopped onto Shenlong's outstretched dragon arm and ran up
its length, swinging his katana. Wufei jumped back, easily parrying the Chibi's
attack.
The two parried back
and forth for a while, Wufei unable to use his advantage of height because he
had to jab at his tiny opponent. He was also at a disadvantage because
Chibi-Wufei kept hurling insults at him, throwing off his concentration.
"Weak! Beaten by an
onna-man!" (A/N: See my other fic, School Daze)
"Injustice!"
"Pig-taiow boy! You
have no honour!"
"Injustice!"
"Wuffy! Wu-man!
Fei-man! Wu-chan!"
"INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufei lunged at his chibi opponent. Chibi-Wufei ducked under the blade and
kicked upwards, hitting Wufei in the nuts.
"Itai! Inj…ust…ice…" Wufei's eyes watered in pain. He dropped his katana.
Chibi-Wufei allowed himself a maniacal chuckle. However, in his moment of
*ahem* weakness, Wufei recovered enough to aim a kick at Chibi-Wufei, knocking
him off his little feet.
Chibi-Wufei recovered
quickly and tackled Wufei's knees, about the highest he could reach.
"INJUSTICE!!!!" Wufei
howled as he was knocked backwards. Chibi-Wufei started jumping up and down on
Wufei's knees.
"Hee hee hee, fun,
fun, fun!"
"Ugh…get…off…me….you…little….monster,"
"Ummmmmmmmmm,
NO!!!!!!!!" Chibi-Wufei replied, still bouncing up and down.
"Blarg -" Wufei
gathered himself to throw the little bugger off, but Chibi-Wufei jumped off his
knees before Wufei could make the effort. He scrambled over to where Wufei had
dropped his katana. Chibi-Wufei grabbed the handle, almost as big as his body, and
lifted the huge katana above his head.
"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Shit!" Wufei
scrambled back, his hand coming into contact with the Chibi's katana, about the
size of a butter knife. "I'm in trouble."