CHAPTER 3: ELMO's Resurrection 2
Part 1: Date: December 20th,2002 Place: Home. Time: 9:00 PM
I am now famous for killing barney and Elmo who were actually trying to take over the world the last time I killed them which was in July. I starred in action movies and I am chased by a lot of teen girls but I already have a girlfriend though. I live in a big mansion and have lots of things including money, fame, and a 7up filled pool. One day it gets kinda lonely so my girlfriend and I go out on a date. I watch the news before I leave and see that someone is trying to take over the world again. It was Barney and Elmo!! "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I screamed. "What is wrong?" my girlfriend said. "Can we reschedule our dat for tomorrow. She said "OK." I went to the president's oval office and he said I had to do some spy work. Bush said "Barney and Elmo are taking over a power plant and say if they dont get 200 billion dollars by sunrise tomorrow, they will cause a meltdown. We need you to stop them. Guards are other kid show characters including Arthur and Big Bird. U got that?" "Yes sir" i said to him. "A chopper will take you to that plant in an hour. Get ready." he said.
Part 2: Date December 21,2002. Place: Nuclear Power Plant. Time: 3:30 AM
While in the chopper, I think about my girlfriend and think "What if I went out with her last night?" But then the chopper got to the plant and I took off with a parachute onto the ground. I look around and see big bird guarding the place. There was a tv next to him. He was watching the Sesame Street Christmas special. I went up behind him and snapped his neck. I shot the tv with my silenced pistol. I put my radiation suit on and went inside and saw Bear from Bear and the Big Blue house making out with oscar the grouch. I said softly "Yo you two, get a room!" Then I raised my voice a little and said "IN HELL!" I shot them with my pistol.
Part 3: December 21,2002. Place: Nuclear Power Plant. Time: 5:00 AM
I finally saw Elmo and Barney controlling the plant. THEY HAD MADE OVER 30 ROBOTS OF THEMSELVES. Barney and Elmo saw me and said "Robots! Get Him" I looked over and they were heading towards me. I screamed "Oh SHIT!!!" I took out my shotgun and tried to shoot them but they would fall down. I said "Wait I know!" I put a lighter up to my Ass aand farted and the robots went up in flames. They fire sprinklers put the fire on them out but that would also make the robots blow up because they were electronic. Barney and Elmo said "That is it. The deadline is now!" I looked over to the window and the sun came up and I screamed "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Elmo and Barney together pushed the button to start the meltdown. "10..9..8..7..6..5..4.." I ran to the abort button and right when it said "2..1" i slammed it and it aborted. They ran outside to a helipad and they had a helicoper and tried to get away. I grabbed the gascap and the gas started to leak. They said "We will be back kids! SOON! huhuh!" I didnt have any lighter fluid left in my lighter but luckily I had a match left so I lighted it and said "Yippie Ki Yay Motha FUCKA!!" I threw the match into the gas tank and ran away ASAP. It blew up and I hoped that would be the last time I would see em.
Part 4: Date: December 24th,2002. Place: Back Home. Time 9:00 PM
It was all over and the Prez thanked me for my effort. I went home and my girlfriend cried because she though I would die. I went over to her and said " I try my best to stay alive. You know what makes me want to stay alive?" "What?" she said. I said "Thinking of you." She came over to me and we made out.
End
Part 1: Date: December 20th,2002 Place: Home. Time: 9:00 PM
I am now famous for killing barney and Elmo who were actually trying to take over the world the last time I killed them which was in July. I starred in action movies and I am chased by a lot of teen girls but I already have a girlfriend though. I live in a big mansion and have lots of things including money, fame, and a 7up filled pool. One day it gets kinda lonely so my girlfriend and I go out on a date. I watch the news before I leave and see that someone is trying to take over the world again. It was Barney and Elmo!! "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I screamed. "What is wrong?" my girlfriend said. "Can we reschedule our dat for tomorrow. She said "OK." I went to the president's oval office and he said I had to do some spy work. Bush said "Barney and Elmo are taking over a power plant and say if they dont get 200 billion dollars by sunrise tomorrow, they will cause a meltdown. We need you to stop them. Guards are other kid show characters including Arthur and Big Bird. U got that?" "Yes sir" i said to him. "A chopper will take you to that plant in an hour. Get ready." he said.
Part 2: Date December 21,2002. Place: Nuclear Power Plant. Time: 3:30 AM
While in the chopper, I think about my girlfriend and think "What if I went out with her last night?" But then the chopper got to the plant and I took off with a parachute onto the ground. I look around and see big bird guarding the place. There was a tv next to him. He was watching the Sesame Street Christmas special. I went up behind him and snapped his neck. I shot the tv with my silenced pistol. I put my radiation suit on and went inside and saw Bear from Bear and the Big Blue house making out with oscar the grouch. I said softly "Yo you two, get a room!" Then I raised my voice a little and said "IN HELL!" I shot them with my pistol.
Part 3: December 21,2002. Place: Nuclear Power Plant. Time: 5:00 AM
I finally saw Elmo and Barney controlling the plant. THEY HAD MADE OVER 30 ROBOTS OF THEMSELVES. Barney and Elmo saw me and said "Robots! Get Him" I looked over and they were heading towards me. I screamed "Oh SHIT!!!" I took out my shotgun and tried to shoot them but they would fall down. I said "Wait I know!" I put a lighter up to my Ass aand farted and the robots went up in flames. They fire sprinklers put the fire on them out but that would also make the robots blow up because they were electronic. Barney and Elmo said "That is it. The deadline is now!" I looked over to the window and the sun came up and I screamed "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Elmo and Barney together pushed the button to start the meltdown. "10..9..8..7..6..5..4.." I ran to the abort button and right when it said "2..1" i slammed it and it aborted. They ran outside to a helipad and they had a helicoper and tried to get away. I grabbed the gascap and the gas started to leak. They said "We will be back kids! SOON! huhuh!" I didnt have any lighter fluid left in my lighter but luckily I had a match left so I lighted it and said "Yippie Ki Yay Motha FUCKA!!" I threw the match into the gas tank and ran away ASAP. It blew up and I hoped that would be the last time I would see em.
Part 4: Date: December 24th,2002. Place: Back Home. Time 9:00 PM
It was all over and the Prez thanked me for my effort. I went home and my girlfriend cried because she though I would die. I went over to her and said " I try my best to stay alive. You know what makes me want to stay alive?" "What?" she said. I said "Thinking of you." She came over to me and we made out.
End