(Back on the Monkey Bars of DOOM)
Duo was panting. The
Chibi had led him a merry dance across the monkey bars and now Duo was tired.
He lunged for Chibi-Duo as he came dancing into view, but it was only
half-heartedly. Duo missed and fell on the monkey bars, panting. As he recovered
slightly, Duo felt a suddenly blow to his back. Chibi-Duo had launched another
attack, and it looked like it might be. Duo slipped through the bars. He
grabbed for a handhold, but missed his grip.
Chibi-Duo watched
clinically as Duo fell towards the fiery pit, screaming. There was a final hiss
and a thud, and Shinigami was no more.
"Hn." Chibi-Duo
snapped his fingers and a time vortex/portal thing appeared. It took him back
to where Duo had left Deathscythe HELL. Chibi-Duo climbed into the cockpit and
it closed behind him. For a moment there was silence. D-HELL didn't move.
Suddenly the cockpit opened again and Chibi-Duo slid out again.
"I need thome phone
bwooks."
(Somewhere in outer space)
Wufei was still
retreating from the Chibi wielding the over-sized katana.
"It endth hewe,
Wufei!" His Chibi cried, lunging forward suddenly. Wufei jumped back, but he
jumped a little too far. His foot slipped on the edge of the Gundam before
falling in slow-mo. He disappeared into the shadows and must have landed,
because Chibi-Wufei heard a muffled thump.
He considered a moment
before climbing into the cockpit and adjusting the seat. He blasted off towards
Earth for a rendezvous with the other Chibis.
(In that same circus tent)
"Trowa, are you
finished feeding the lions," Catherine called as she walked towards the lion
tent. She gasped as she came around the corner. The lions were out of their
cage and the nearest one was munching on a turtleneck-covered arm.
"Oh my God, Trowa!"
Catherine started backing away, but Chibi-Cathy and Chibi-T were ready for her.
They pushed her forwards towards the lions. She shrieked as the nearest lion
pounced on her. They were still hungry after all.
(In the Sanq Kingdom)
Chibi-Dorothy flung
her eyebrows across the courtyard at Dorothy. If Dorothy had tried this, it
would have had no effect. However, Chibi-Dorothy had her eyebrows sharpened for
the kill. They sank into Dorothy's chest. Dorothy sat down heavily, mouth opening
and closing, but no words coming out.
Relena rushed over.
"Dorothy! Dorothy, speak to me!"
Dorothy managed to
whisper, "At least I died in battle," before she closed her eyes.
Relena threw back her
head and screamed,
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Far away in the
forest, Heero pricked his ears up. Relena was calling him. He had to go. Heero
climbed into Wing and headed for the palace.
In Chibiland, an alarm
started beeping on Chibi-Heero's laptop. Chibi-Heero was in the middle of a nap
at the time, so he missed it.
Anyway, back in the
Sanq Kingdom, Heero landed in the courtyard, where the battle had moved. He set
down and started forward to where Relena was weeping over Dorothy.
Unfortunately, Heero didn't see Chibi-Relena standing in his way.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"
She yelled, but it was largely unheard.
SQUISH
Heero suddenly
realized that he hated the Peacecrap and he shouldn't be here, so he quickly
flew away.
In Chibiland,
Chibi-Heero woke up from his nap, looking soooooooo kawaii as he yawned and
rubbed his eyes. He noticed the flashing alarm on his laptop.
"Thit!" Chibi-Heero
rushed over to the computer. His hand hovered over the 'Enter' key.
"Mithon…Akthepted." He jabbed at the button.
Far away, Heero blew
up.
So after all this
carnage, the only non-Chibi left alive in the world is Relena. The Chibis
quickly find this out, so they all rush to the capital of the Sanq Kingdom.
Ding dong. "Who is it?" Relena called as she opened the door.
"There she is!!!!!!
Get her!!!!!!!" Relena screamed as she was swarmed by Chibis. Soon there were
no non-Chibis left in the world and only a few pockets of resistance holding
out in the colonies.
So the Attack of the
Chibis was a success.