8:36 PM 3/9/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: " Oh poo-pee. " -Muten Roshi

I knew I should've taken that right turn at Albuquerque

Chuey's Corner: Ugh, the new upload section made me shorten
my title & summery, here's the full summary.

Summary: Chibi Veggie-chan's accidently sent himself into the
future using one of the machines on Bejito-sei. Now Chibi Goku,
Raditz, & Nappa have to find a way to bring him back before his
parents find out. Will they be able to pull it off? How will Chibi
Veggie deal with his future self, along with a baka version of his
best buddy? And will Nappa's hair EVER grow back?

Ages:
Chibi Vegeta: 5
Chibi Goku: 2
Raditz: 14
Nappa: Anyone's guess

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" Carry the 2, add that, " Kakorot mumbled to himself as he busily scribbled onto a
piece of paper full of kanji and a layout for a large vehicle.
" HI KA'KROT! " a happy voice shouted behind Kakorot, who cringed, " Whatcha doin? "
" Nothing. " Kakorot rolled up the piece of paper & wiped the dust off of himself.
" Can I play too? "
" I'm not playing. I'm using my superior brain to concoct a plan to overthrow a planet
in the nearby solar system. " Kakorot nodded.
" ...oh. " Chibi Veggie said, " Wanna play paints? "
" Last time we played that you dunked my head in a bucket of glue and I nearly
sufficated. " Kakorot exclaimed.
Chibi Veggie shrugged, " So? "
" SO! " Kakorot gasped as he felt a tap on his shoulder & looked up.
" Hey Squirt, what's that? " Raditz asked as he grabbed the paper out of Kakorot's hands.
" NO YOU FOOL! Those are my top secret plans to take over the planet Earth of the Milky
Way galaxy! " Karorot shouted.
Chibi Veggie raised an eyebrow, " They're not top secret anymore. "
Raditz eyes looked downward, then veared to the left to the small boy standing next to
his little brother, " Oh, hello there Vedge. " he said nervously.
" HI RADITZ! " Chibi Veggie grinned, " Wanna play hide-n-seek? "
" NO! " Raditz yelped as the young prince stared up at him confused.
" Why? It's just hide-n-seek. "
" Because EVERYTIME you make me & the others play with you, something bad ALWAYS happens
to me. " Raditz said.
" I'll play with the little kid. " a voice said as Raditz glanced to his right.
" Nappa, don't you get it! That's just how he WANTS us to react! " Raditz said.
" Oh Kami here we go again! " Kakorot groaned.
" No, listen to me! I've been having these-- "
" --visions lately that genius here, *nods to Chibi Veggie*, grows up into an evil,
sadistic monster who destroys us all. " Kakorot added, then yawned, " I seriously doubt that you
have the ability to see into the future big brother. "
" But that's not how it goes! He destorys Nappa, not you & me. " Raditz corrected him.
" And what, pray tell, happens to us? " Kakorot said with a smirk.
" We get killed by a green guy with little anntenee coming out of his head. " Raditz
said proudly as the others sweatdropped.
" You mean little green men from mars? Right. " Kakorot said skeptically.
" No, I mean big green men! " Raditz shouted, " With big pointy ears that wear turbans! "
" Hey guys? " Nappa said as the two brothers turned towards the tall man, who scratched
the small tuft of hair on his head, " Where's Veggie? "
Kakorot turned to his left and noticed a small lump underneath a sheet, then yanked it
off.
" You're supposed to COUNT to 10 first! " Chibi Veggie growled.
" I told you, we're NOT playing with you! " Raditz said.
" If you don't play with me I'll get tell Daddy how mean you are & he'll use you as
target practice when he goes training tommorow! " Chibi Veggie narrowed his eyes at Raditz, who
gulped.
" Fine, we'll play hide-n-seek. " Raditz groaned.
" YEA! " Chibi Veggie shouted, " You guys are the greatest! "
Kakorot sighed, defeated, " Uh-huh. "


" 5, 6, 3, 8, 9, 2, 6, 10! Ready or not! Here I come! " Chibi Veggie shouted happily,
then took both of his hands off of his eyes & looked about, " I wonder where they went? " he
said to himself, then glanced upward & noticed a large door in front of him, " Import-ed
supplies. " he read outloud, " Daddy always told me never to go in there... "

Flashback:::" Vegeta, you are never to go in the supply room. " King Bejito said to his son, who
stared up at him curiously.
" Why? "
" Because it is full of technology we have stol--imported from other planets around the
universe and some of it can be very dangerous to those who don't understand it very easily. "
" You mean like you Daddy? "
" Yes like--NO! I mean, oh, just keep away from this door, okay Vegeta? "
" Okay Daddy. ":::

Chibi Veggie looked stared at the twin doors, " He never said never go in that door,
*points to the door on the left*, but he never said anything about the other door. " Chibi
Veggie smirked, then opened the door to the right & zipped inside.


" Big brother, this is preposterous! It is beneath my genius to sit here inside a
wooden box while Veggie attempts to locate us! It's pointless! Sheer stupidity! I have planets
to conquer, things to destroy, stuff to-- "
" SHH! " Raditz said, " Quiet! I sense the little chowderhead's ki nearby! " he said as
he flipped on his scouter.
" I thought we were only supposed to use those in battle. " Nappa pointed out.
" As far as I'm conserned this IS a battle. " Raditz grumbled, " Now BE QUIET!! "
" But Raditz, you're the one who keeps yelling. " Nappa said.
" Just shut up before I yank what's left of your hair out and stuff it up your--GAH! "
Raditz gulped as Nappa grabbed him by the neck & held him against the wall inside the box.
" NOBODY talks like that about my hair, " he growled, then dropped Raditz, " It has it's
own unique style. " he smiled proudly.
" Yeah, there's one way of saying it. " Raditz said, dusting himself off.


" Kak'rot! Raditz! Nappa! " Chibi Veggie called out as he wandered around the supply
room, then noticed a small vehicle in the corner of the room, " Oooh. " he grinned, then rushed
over to the vehicle & hopped inside, " Wow. I wonder what this button does. " Chibi Veggie said
curiously as he neared his pointer finger towards the button, " Maybe I shouldn't...NAH! " he
said, then pressed the button, causing himself & the vehicle to disappear.
" WAH!!! " Raditz gasped as he, Kakorot, & Nappa rushed over to the spot of the room
the vehicle had been at, " HE DISINAGRATED HIMSELF!!! "
" I seriously doubt that. " Kakorot retorted.
" But his ki's gone too, it can't just disappear like that, and the only way it could is
if he's-- "
" --dead. " Raditz said in a small voice.
" He CAN'T be dead! " Kakorot said, " If he is, then his parents are surely going to make
sure we join him. "
" *sniff*, I'm gonna miss the little guy. " Nappa sniffled.
" Calm down, he's probably just used the machine to transport himself somewhere else,
probably in this same room. " Kakorot said, " All we have to do is find him. "
" Yeah, find him, sure, " Raditz said nervously as he looked about the room filled with
thousands of crates, " Sounds easy enough. "



" KAKOROT! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO MY HOUSE!!! " Vegeta shouted as he bounded out
of the front doors of Capsule Corp to see Goku standing on a ladder wearing a painter's uniform.
" Well, Bulma said that she was thinking about repainting the building cuz the paint's
chipping so I thought to myself, Goku, you know it'd be really nice of you to help your friend
Bulma out by helping paint the house. " he grinned stupidly as he dunked his hand back into the
can of red paint & wiped it back onto the wall.
" YOU BAKA! YOU DON'T FINGERPAINT HOUSES! ESPECIALLY MINE! " Vegeta screamed, then flew
up at Goku, who drew a small smiley face on the window.
" Don't be such a partypooper, come on, you can help if you want! " Goku said happily.
" I'd rather stick my leg into a bucket of scorpions than help you Kakorot. " Vegeta said
calmly, then narrowed his eyes at the paint can & grabbed it.
" Hey, I'm using that! " Goku said, grabbing the other side of the can.
" NOT ON MY HOME YOU'RE NOT! "
" OH! VEGETA LET GO-- " Goku yelped as the paint can slipped out of their hands and
splattered all over the side of the house, the bright red paint dripping down off of the wall,
" Whoops. "
" Goku, is that you? " Bulma said, opening the front door & stepping out, " Goku, what
are you doing in that outfit? "
" I'm helpin paint your house, wanna see? " Goku said as a look of panic spread across
Vegeta's face.
" NO-SHE-DOESN'T! " he shouted.
" What happened. " Bulma said, slightly nervous.
" Nothing Onna, err, you don't want to see what Bakarot's done anyway. " he said,
standing in front of the messy red wall.
Bulma stared as the paint slowly dripped down the side of the house onto the lawn, " Red
paint? " she said nervously as she walked over to see half of her house covered in bright red
paint, " Oh..my...God... "
" I did a good job, didn't I Bulma! " Goku said proudly as Vegeta slowly tip-toed away.
" My..house. GOKU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! " Bulma screeched.
" A good job? "
" NO! NO! This, Goku, this is not a good job! This is a horrible job! What were you
thinking! What possibly possessed you to go out and paint the Capsule Corp building BRIGHT RED! "
" You're absolutely right Bulma. " Goku said, folding his arms, " I should've gone with
the lime green instead. "
" Oohhhhh... " a large vein bulged on Bulma's forehead, " Goku I, ugh, here's my credit
card, go buy some whitewash so you can clean this up. " she said, holding out some money.
" Oh-k! " Goku grinned then flew upwards.
" GOKU WAIT! "
" What? "
" Umm, use the car Goku, the last thing we need is for people to see you flying around
the city okay? "
" Hai! " Goku saluted her, then hopped in his car and punched the gas, zooming out of the
driveway at 70mph into the city.
Bulma sighed, staring up at the messy fingerpainted wall, " Something tells me this is
gonna be a long day... "


" I'm drivin, I'm drivin, I'm drivin in the car, I go real fast so I get real far. " Goku
sang to himself as he drove through several traffic lights and knocked over some of the nearby
trees, then screeched to a halt in front of the supermarket & parked the car.
Goku looked to his left at the vehicle next to him, confused, " Gee, that looks an awful
lot like Mirai Trunks's time machine. " he said to himself, " That could only mean one thing...
unfortuanately, I have no idea what it is. "


" Ohhhh... " Chibi Veggie said in awe as he clasped his hands together, " It's
beautiful! " he gasped as he stood in front of the candy eisle of the supermarket, " Look at all
the CANDY! " the young saiyajin prince squealed, then grabbed as much chocolate as his hands
could hold & stuffed it down his throat, " It's a good thing Kak'rot & the others aren't here,
they'd make me share it with 'um. "


" Emergancy 10 in eisle 5, repeat we have a code 10 in eisle 5. " the intercom said as
the employees instantly stopped what they were doing.
" Son Goku! But we didn't even see him come in! " one of the employees gasped.
" That doesn't matter right now troops! " the intercom shouted, " Sources indicate a
massive decrease in eisle 5's merchandice. "
" The candy eisle! " another employee said, " He could've already eaten his way to the
desserts by now! "
" If he's eaten as much as we think he could be practically unpredictable by now! "
" Alright everyone, surround the area! " the intercom said as several employees ran
towards eisle 5, armed with mops & brooms.
" ALRIGHT SON, WE HAVE YOU SURROUND--ed? " employee #3 said as the group stared in shock
at the now empty eisle 5. Nothing left but dozens of candy wrappers on the floor along with a
stuffed Chibi Veggie, chocolate smeared around his mouth as he lay on his back, a large smile
on his face.
" Alright kid, what'd you do with the candy? " employee #4 asked.
" I ate it! " Chibi Veggie giggled, " It was yummy. "
" Seriously, where is it? "
" I told you, I ate it. "
" And you expect to pay for that candy, how? "
Chibi Veggie stared at the man oddly, " Pay? I don't need to "pay" for it, I'm the
saiyajin no ouji, I can eat whatever I want! *URP*! " he belched loudly, causing the employees
to sweatdrop.
" He must've eaten an aweful lot. " employee 3 whispered to employee 5, " The poor kid's
delirious. " she said.
" Delores? Who's Delores? " Chibi Veggie said, confused as employee 4 picked him up by
the tail, causing Chibi Veggie to cry out in pain, then faint.
" Wha, what's THIS?! " employee 4 said as he examined Chibi Veggie's tail.
" Maybe it's a side effect from one of those candy bars. " Employee 3 said.
" It better not be, that could cost us our jobs! " Employee 5 gulped.
" What'll we do now? " 4 asked.
5 looked at the small boy, " Now we bring him to the manager so we can straighten out
this mess, maybe we can contact his parents. "
3 shrugged, " If he has any. "


" I'M HERE! " Goku shouted happily as he bounded inside the supermarket, " Now what was
I supposed to buy again? " he said, scratching his head, " Oh yeah, white chocolate and
wash-n-drys! " he said, then noticed a large amount of people crowded around eisle 5.
" OH BOY! They must be giving away free samples! " he concluded, " Hee-hee, free candy!
I wonder what it is, maybe chocolate, or gummies, or bubblegum, or--EEEK!!! " Goku screamed at
the top of his lungs as he beheld a sight he had only seen in his worst nightmares. The candy
eisle, was completely empty. Not a wrapper nor crumb of Goku's favorite, sugary, fattening
sweets were to be found, only two poles connected by a piece of police wireing that prevented
passers by from entering the eisle.
" Son Goku! " one of the cashiers gasped, then walked over to the shocked saiyajin,
" Son Goku, what a pleasure it is to have you here, after all you're one of our most valued
customers and..Son Goku? " the cashier waved her hand in front of Goku's face, producing no
response, " Uh-oh. He's not breathing! "
" What! " employee 4 said, " What do you mean he's not breathing?! "
" NO! He's even got the Briefs's credit card with him! Imagine all the profit we'll
lose! " employee 2 wailed, " We could go bankrupt without him! "
" SON GOKU! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! " the cashier shouted.
" My candy...where's...my candy? " he said in a weakened voice.
" Well, you see this little boy came in here earlier and nearly devoured ALL of it and
even some of the items in the frozen food section. " employee 3 said, " But don't worry, we
took care of him. "
" My...candy... "
" Has been eaten by someone else. I'm sorry Mr. Son. Now, I'm afraid you'll have to
move along. " the cashier said as she tried to push Goku to the side, but to no avail.
" Eaten...by...someone else? " Goku stammered, his body shaking wildly.
" Well, yes. "
" EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


" Vegeta! " Bulma called as she poked her head out of the kitchen, " Goku's been gone
for a way too long. "
" Not long enough. " Vegeta mumbled to himself.
" Will you go after him and see how he's doing? " Bulma asked.
" No, I do not care how Bakarot's doing, nor what. " Vegeta hmmphed, then yawned as he
sat on the couch.
" Let me refrase that. " Bulma narrowed her eyes, " You WILL go after him and see what
he's doing. "
" I don't go "after" Kakorot! I am the saiyajin no ouji! I should go BEFORE that
bakayaro! " Vegeta sneered.
" Fine, then I'll go find him and you can stay here and do what I was doing. " Bulma said
as she began to put her coat on.
" And what would that be? " Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
" Keeping Bura entertained until Trunks gets home. " Bulma said calmly as Vegeta's eyes
popped out of their sockets.
" WAT! " Vegeta yelped as the 6 year old little girl bounced into the room.
" Mommy, where're you going? You said that you were gonna play dress-up with me! " Bura
asked curiously as Vegeta felt a lump in his throat.
" I have to go find your Uncle Goku, however, your Toussan has volunteered to take my
place while I'm gone. " Bulma smiled wickedly at Vegeta, " That is, unless he still wants to go
find Uncle Goku himself. "
Bura's eyes sparkled, " OH WOW! TOUSSAN NEVER LETS ME PLAY DRESS-UP WITH HIM! OH THANK
YOU TOUSSAN WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN! " she squealed as Vegeta rushed over to Bulma & grabbed her
car keys.
" Uh,-on-second-thought-I-better-go-look-for-Kakorot-after-all-who-knows-what-he's-up-to
-anyway! " Vegeta said quickly as he fumbled around with the keys.
" Don't you wanna play with ME instead? " Bura's eyes watered as Vegeta felt himself
going into a trance, then mentally slapped himself back to consiousness & rushed out the door,
hopped into the van, and hit the gas pedal as hard as he could without braking it and sped off
towards the supermarket as fast as possible.
" TOUSSAN COME BACK! " Bura shouted, " Now who'll I play dress up with? " she groaned,
then felt a tap on her shoulder.
" Hey Bura, have you seen Dad? " Mirai asked as Bura turned around, an evil smile on her
face.
" Sure I have Mirai, just follow me. " Bura smirked as she led Mirai Trunks into her
room.
" Hey Bura, I don't see Toussan anywhere, are you sure he's in here? "
" Sure I am Mirai, just sit here. "
" Well, okay... "


" KAKOROT! " Vegeta shouted as he stomped into the supermarket, " Where is that baka! "
he growled, then noticed a familiar figure standing in front of an empty eisle, " There he is. "
Vegeta said as he flew over to Goku, who had a blank stare plastered on his face.
" Kakorot? What are you looking at! " Vegeta exclaimed, then noticed the lifeless
expression on Goku's face & shivered, " Uh, Kakorot? " he said, a slight ounce of nervousness
in his voice. Vegeta looked upward at the sign above him, " Eisle 5; Candy, chocolate, sugar...
heh-heh-heh, oh, I know what happened here. You ate all the blasted candy and now the supermarket
people won't let you have anymore, right?...right? " Vegeta said, then grabbed a chocolate bar
out of his pocket & waved it in front of Goku's face.
"...--CANDY! " Goku shouted happily, snapping out of his trance, then, yanking the
candy out of Vegeta's hand, devoured it.
" Well, at least that's over. " Vegeta grumbled, " NOW WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU!! "
" Hmm? Oh, the supermarket people said that some kid got to the candy before me & ate
all of it, and then some. " Goku shrugged it off.
" What?! YOU MEAN THERE'S A BRAT OUT THERE THAT EATS FASTER THAN YOU!!! " Vegeta gasped.
" Yup! " Goku smiled, " Now why did I come here again??? "
" Oh forget it Kakorot! Just follow me, that onna of mine's worried about you. " Vegeta
explained, " If it were up to me I'd just let you rot here. " he said as they neared the exit.
" Then why didn't Bulma come get me instead? "
" She said if I didn't that she'd make me play "dress-up" with Bura. " Vegeta said.
" Oh, you mean your little B-chan. " Goku nodded.
" Hee-hee, yeah, my little B-chan. " Vegeta smiled goofily for a moment, then shook the
feeling off of him. He shook his fist at Goku, " CUT THAT OUT!!! "
" Oh-kay! " Goku grinned as the two left the building.
Vegeta poked his head inside the doorway, " Strange.. "
" What? "
" I thought I sensed a familiar ki just now, but, who?...oh blast it! Let's get out of
here! "
" Can I drive? "
" NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE! NOW GET IN THE CAR! "
" Ohhhhhh... "


" Now, explain to me who you are again young man? " the manager said as he crossed his
arms and sat back in his chair, Chibi Veggie sitting opposite him.
" I told you, my name's Vegeta, but most of my friends call me Veggie, 'cept for Raditz,
he calls me chowder-head. Anyways, I don't know why you're asking me in the first place, I'm
the saiyajin no ouji, as in the ouji of Bejito-sei, as in my Daddy's the King and when he finds
out that you're asking me stupid questions like this he's gonna shoot ki blasts through your
body until you're all bloody and yucky and stuff and then he'll feed you to the monsters in the
royal dungeon just you wait!!! " Chibi Veggie shook his fist at the man, who stared at him oddly
for a couple seconds, then burst into laughter.
" Ah HAHAHA, isn't that cute. You certainly have quite an imagination kid. " the manager
laughed, " Royal dungeon, HA, that's rich! "
Chibi Veggie crossed his arms, " And so is my Mommy & Daddy. "
" No, seriously, where did you REALLY come from? " the manager asked Chibi Veggie, who
had a large vein about to burst on his forehead.
" Oooohh, BIG BANG ATTACK!!! " Chibi Veggie screamed, blasting the manager clear out of
his seat and through the window, causing him to fall down several flights to the concrete ground
below. Chibi Veggie grinned happily, then hopped out of the window & landed on the manager,
who cried out in pain.
" Heh-heh, BAKA! " Chibi Veggie chuckled, then sniffed the air, " Mmm, " he felt his
stomach, which growled loudly, " Somethin smells good! *sniff*, and kinda like fish. " he said,
then backed up and ran in the direction of the smell.
Chibi Veggie stopped directly in front of the house the aroma was coming from & noticed
a mailbox with a word written on it, " Son Goku and family. " he read outloud, " What the heck is
a Goku? " he asked himself, then walked up to the front door & knocked on it.
" Goku will you get that? " Chi-Chi asked as Goku looked up from the table, his mouth
full of fish.
" Buh Chi-Chi I eaffin! " Goku said in a muffled voice, then swallowed his food.
" Do it or I will personally go down to the river & shoot every fish there. " Chi-Chi
leered.
" Yuh, yes Chi-Chi. " Goku said, then went over to the door & opened it.
Goku grinned widely, " LITTLE KID! "
Chibi Veggie stared up at Goku, confused, " Bardock? "
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9:12 PM 3/13/01
End of PART 1
Will Chibi Veggie discover who Goku really is? How will he react to this?
Will Raditz & the others find out what happened to their friend? And will Mirai Trunks
get out of Bura's room alive? Find out in part 2!

Hee-hee, my birthday's on Friday, happy 16 b-day to me!-Chuquita