5:47 PM 3/14/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: -From "Sherman's Lagoon"
Small fish: GROSS! Look at all the fish guts!
Sherman: Had a little feeding frenzy here, it's under control.
Small fish: You could at least clean up after yourself.
Sherman: I was getting to that--When the Frenzy's over and you've
had your share...thank the Lord for tupperware.
Chuey's Corner: N/A
Summary: Chibi Veggie-chan's accidently sent himself into the
future using one of the machines on Bejito-sei. Now Chibi Goku,
Raditz, & Nappa have to find a way to bring him back before his
parents find out. Will they be able to pull it off? How will Chibi
Veggie deal with his future self, along with a baka version of his
best buddy? And will Nappa's hair EVER grow back?
Ages:
Chibi Vegeta: 5
Chibi Goku: 2
Raditz: 14
Nappa: Anyone's guess
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" Chi-Chi, guess what! We have a guest for dinner! " Goku shouted as he walked back into
the kitchen.
" If it's one of those mooching friends of yours you can just-- "
" Nope, it's a kid! " Goku grinned as he stepped aside to reveal Chibi Veggie.
" A kid, hmm. " Chi-Chi smirked evilly as she looked the young boy up and down, " A nice,
educatable kid. " she cackled.
" Bardock! Who's that! " Chibi Veggie whispered to Goku.
" Oh, that's Chi-Chi, she's been having trouble trying to teach Goten lately so she's
on a "morph small children's minds to do my bidding" streak. "
" Strange, I haven't seen her before. " Chibi Veggie said, " Goten...that doesn't sound
very saiyajin-like at all. "
" Well, actually it means "air" and--how did you know I was a saiyajin? " Goku stopped,
confused.
" Bardock, this is Bejito-sei, EVERYONE is saiyajin! " Chibi Veggie exclaimed.
" No, this is Earth, and I'm Goku. " Goku said, correcting the small boy.
" Earth? The planet Kakorot told me he wanted to conquer... " Chibi Veggie muttered to
himself, " I was wondering why everything felt so much lighter around here. "
" Oh little child, how about you sit down right here. " Chi-Chi snickered as Chibi Veggie
plopped himself in one of the chairs, then noticed a calander across the side of the room.
" 776! " he gasped, then looked at Goku, " Umm, I think your calander's wrong mister,
It's only 737. "
" No, it looks right to me. " Goku said, " I mean, it was 776 the last time I looked up
at it. " he said, then glanced at Chibi Veggie, who had now turned a pale green.
::Not only am I not on my own planet, but I'm not even in the right time period!:: he
thought to himself, " This can't be good. "
" This can't be good. " Raditz gulped as he paced back and forth down the hallway outside
the supply room.
" It certainly isn't. " Nappa said, " I think my perfect hair as a split end! " he said,
then slightly touched the small mass of hair on his head, causing one of the hairs to float down
to the ground.
Raditz & Kakorot gulped as Nappa's face turned an angry shade of red.
" MY...HAIR!!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs, " SOMEONE MUST PAY! " he
yelled, then flew through the ceiling towards a nearby star and blasted it to pieces, " MUHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
Kakorot sweatdropped, " I hate it when he's like this. "
" Veggie-chan! " a voice called from the hallway as Kakorot & Raditz ears perked up.
" Oh no.. " Raditz gulped, " It's Queen Ruby! She'll kill us when she finds out what
happened! "
" Relax sibling, WE don't even know what happened. Even so, we just won't tell her. "
Kakorot nodded.
" Oh! Konichiwa Kakorot, Raditz. " Ruby smiled, " Have you seen my little Veggie-chan?
I've been looking all over for him and it's getting dark out. "
" Uh, uh, we wuh, were pah, playing hide and, and, uh-- "
" SEEK! Hide and SEEK you baka! " Kakorot gritted through his teeth.
" Yeah, hide & squeak, err, seek! " Raditz said nervously.
Ruby narrowed her eyes at the two brothers, " I'm not so sure I believe you. I put out
some cookies for Veggie-chan 2 HOURS ago and not a single one of them is missing! If that didn't
bring him out of hiding I'd have to assume something was very wrong here. "
" Nothing's wrong, really! " Raditz laughed nervously.
" Okay, " Ruby smiled, " For your sake, you better hope you're right! " she narrowed her
eyes, then continued down the hall calling out for her son.
Raditz groaned, " I am so dead. "
" And you see, I never got to really know my grandparents, so I just used the time
machine to come back to meet you! " Mirai Trunks #2 another one's back with Bura, said,
shaking his grandfather's hand.
King Bejito looked the boy up and down suspiciously, " You have purple hair. "
" Ya know, that's the exact same thing Dad said when he first met me. " Mirai Trunks said
as Bejito got up, " I, get it from my mother, her hair's the same, color as mine, and I guess
it was just more dominant than father's so..it's lavender. "
" Purple. "
" Same difference...so, Grandpa, umm, where's Grandma? " Trunks asked.
" She is looking for my son, it seems his ki has disappeared and we cannot locate it for
some reason. " Bejito said.
" Oh, is that al--disappeared? " Trunks gulped, " Uhm, could you excuse me for a second?"
" Hmm? Oh, sure. " Bejito said as Trunks got up & ran out of the room, " What an odd
boy. Probably gets it from Ruby's side... "
The Next Morning: @ The Son House...
" There! You look GREAT! " Goku grinned widely as he stared down at Chibi Veggie, who was
now wearing a small blue gi, " Comfy huh! "
" Yeah! Hahaha. " Chibi Veggie laughed as he looked at himself in the mirror, " We don't
have stuff like this back home! "
" Say, where ARE you from anyway? " Goku asked.
" Well, actually, it's far away from here. " Chibi Veggie said as he rubbed his tail.
" How far? Far like the city? "
" No, far like across the galaxy! " Chibi Veggie exclaimed.
" Across the galaxy? " Goku murmered, then heard a knock at the door.
" Dad! " Gohan called as he poked his head in the door, " Have you seen my backpack? I'm
gonna be late for school and--who the heck is that? " he said, pointing to Chibi Veggie.
" Oh, he's my new little buddy! " Goku grinned stupidly as Chibi Veggie looked up at
Goku, then mirrored his expression.
" He looks familiar... " Gohan trailed off, " But I don't know where from. "
" We're goin fishin! " Goku interupted, " Veggie here says he's never fished before so
I'm gonna teach him how. Right little guy! "
" Hai! " Chibi Veggie nodded as Goku hopped out the window.
" Oh, is that al--did you say "Veggie"?! " Gohan raised an eyebrow suspicously.
" Yup. " Goku said, " We were gonna bring Goten with us but Chi-Chi wanted to send him to
school today too. "
" School? HOLY CRAP! GOTEN'S AT SCHOOL ALREADY? WHAT TIME IS IT!! " Gohan gasped.
" Uh, one oh three oh ahm. " Goku said glancing at the digital clock on the desktop.
" TEN-THIRTY A.M!! " he shouted, " OH NO! I'M THREE HOURS LATE! MAHHHHHM!!! " Gohan
screamed as he ran out of the room, " MOM!! "
Chi-Chi started the car as it nearly flew out of the garage, " GOHAN! GET IN! NOW! " she
shouted anxiously.
" COMING! " Gohan yelled back as he hopped in the car.
" Chi-Chi, where're you going? " Goku asked.
" To take Gohan to school that's where! " Chi-Chi snapped back at him.
" But who'll cook the fish for me & Veggie when we get back? " Goku whined.
" I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE! " Chi-Chi roared, then slammed her foot down on the gas
pedal & sped off down the road.
" FASTER MOM! FASTER!!! I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR MY TEST! " Gohan cried, then gasped as
Chi-Chi ran a red-light.
" AHAHAHAHAHA! " she laughed maniacally as Gohan gulped & sat back in his seat, then
noticed a purple blob in the middle of the road.
" AHH! HIYAH DRAGON! GET OUT OF THE WAY! " Gohan stuck his head out of the window to see
his old friend eating some smashed fruit on the street, " MOM! YOU'RE GONNA HIT HIYAH!! "
" Yes, that would be a shame, wouldn't it. " Chi-Chi snickered evily as Gohan
sweatdropped, " MOVE IT OR LOSE IT YOU! " she laughed as Hiyah looked up and yelped, then flew
to the other side of the road, missing Chi-Chi by mere seconds.
" Mom..you almost killed Hiyah Dragon! " Gohan said in shock.
" SHUT UP GOHAN! WE HAVE TO GET _YOU_ TO SCHOOL! " Chi-Chi said psychopathically as the
car disappeared into the distance. Goku & Chibi Veggie watching the scene from the house in
confusion.
Chibi Veggie gulped.
" Uh, don't worry about her, I was sparing with her several years back and one day I
kinda hit her to hard and she's been this way since. "
Chibi Veggie laughed nervously, " Uh-huh. "
" Baka wall I outta @*%$&@^. " Vegeta grumbled to himself as he continued to whitewash
the Capsule Corp wall that Goku had painted the other day, " ONNA! THIS IS KAKOROT'S JOB! WHY
AM I DOING IT! "
" BeCAUSE Goku's busy right now. " Bulma yelled up at the ouji, who groaned.
" Busy?! WHAT COULD KAKOROT POSSIBLY BE DOING THAT WOULD REQUIRE HIM TO BE BUSY! He
doesn't have a blasted job! Both of his brats are in school! There IS NO threat to the planet!
I don't see why you can't drag him over here to do this instead of me! I have training to do. "
Vegeta moaned, " I MUST become more powerful than that bakayaro! "
" WHY! " Bulma asked, " There's no reason to! Honestly you're so jealous of Goku that's
it's unbelievable. If he had 7 apples, you'd want 8! I don't understand you! Goku's never done
anything to hurt you in any way. "
" Just wait Onna, he's BOUND to do something to me! Just when I least expect it he's
going to come up from behind me and shout "Howya doin little buddy, wanna go fishin?", or,
"Hey Vegeta, let's go spar, I promise I won't break your arm THIS time", or-- "
" HEY VEGETA! LOOK WHAT I GOT! " Goku's voice shouted happily as Vegeta narrowed his eyes
at Bulma, who stood there in disbelief.
" I told you. " Vegeta grumbled.
Bulma turned around to see Goku carrying a humongous fish over his head, along with a
small figure next to him holding an even larger one which hung overtop of him.
" Hi Goku, hi Goten! " Bulma smiled, " What're you doing here? "
" We caught some fish and we were wondering if you could get your Mom to cook them for
us. " Goku explained.
" Well, I could cook them for you if you'd like. " Bulma suggested.
" *COUGH*yeah right*COUGH*. " Vegeta hacked.
Bulma glared up at him, then turned back to Goku, " Ignore him, he's just in one of his
moods. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as Bulma led them into the house. Goku popped
his head out of the doorway, " Hey Vegeta, you want any fish? " he shouted as Chibi Veggie got
a confused look on his face.
" No Kakorot, I refuse to put anything in my mouth that has touched your low class
hands. " Vegeta snarled.
" Ohhhh, you're no fun. " Goku pouted, then shrugged, " Oh well! Come on kid! " he
grinned at Chibi Veggie who followed Goku into the living room.
" Mister Goku? " Chibi Veggie asked, still holding the large fish over his head, " Why
did that man call you Kakorot? "
" Oh, that's my saiyajin name. He's the only one who still calls me that. All my other
friends call me Goku. " Goku said as he dropped his fish on the kitchen table.
" Wow.. " Chibi Veggie said to himself, " I wish Kakorot was here right now to see how
COOL he becomes. "
" Well, aren't we hungry! " Mrs. Briefs said as she walked into the kitchen.
" Hi Mrs. Briefs! Can you cook these up for us? I don't think Chi-Chi'll be home soon &
me & the little guy are getting kinda hungry. " Goku explained.
" Oh! Hello Goten! " Mrs. Briefs said, bending down to Chibi Veggie, who dropped his fish
in her arms, causing Mrs. Briefs to fall to the floor from the emense weight of the fish. Goku
sweatdropped, then picked up the fish & layed it next to the other one, " My, Goten what happened
to your hair?! "
" Uh, Mrs. Briefs, that's not Goten. He's at school. This little guy's a friend of mine
of the supermarket. His name's Veggie! "
" OH! Hello there Veggie! " Mrs Briefs smiled, " He looks an aweful lot like Vegeta. "
Chibi Veggie raised an eyebrow, " Well, if I didn't look like myself then who would I
be? " he said, bewildered.
Mrs. Briefs & Goku stared at him oddly, " Well how about I get you two some a couple
towels to dry off hmm? " Mrs. Briefs said, breaking the silence.
" Oh-kay! " Goku said, then plopped on the couch as Chibi Veggie climbed onto a chair &
yawned.
" Say Goku, have you seen my--EEK! " Bulma gasped as she stared at the small boy sitting
on her sofa, " Oh my God... " she muttered as she walked over to him, " Goku...is this a friend
of yours? " Bulma asked in a small voice.
" Yup! He's my buddy from the supermarket. Remember when I told you about someone eating
all everything in the candy eisle, well, here he is! " Goku said, pointing to Chibi Veggie.
" That hair looks very familiar... " she said, slightly nervous and curious at the same
time, " Almost like Vegeta's, except up front here. " Bulma said, pointing to the three strips of
black hair falling over his forehead. Bulma looked the boy over, then noticed something that put
a lump in her throat.
" Goku! GOKU COME HERE! " she shouted as Goku slid off the couch & went over to Bulma,
" Goku, he has a TAIL! " she screamed frantically.
" So? I used to have one too. " Goku said, confused.
" NO! I mean he's a saiyajin Goku! " Bulma yelped, " Oh Kami where's Vegeta, he needs to
see this. VEGETA! " she screamed, running to the front door, " VEGETA! "
" WHAT! " Chibi Veggie shouted back from the sofa as Bulma felt her face turn a pale
green. She backed up, then rushed out the door & slammed it.
Goku stood there & listened to the muffled speech occuring outside, Chibi Veggie looked
up at his tall friend, confused.
" So! " Mrs. Briefs said, re-entering the room holding two large towels, " Who wants some
cocoa? "
" YOU MEAN HE'S WHERE!? " Raditz said, shocked as he & the others finished listening to
Mirai's story.
" Somewhere in the future, he must've activated my time machine somehow. " Mirai sighed,
" But the only way to get Dad back is to go after him and I can't do that unless I have the time
machine, and he took it! "
" Well if you had the time machine, he still be here wouldn't he. " Kakorot said with a
smug look on his face.
" So, he's in the future? " Nappa said, confused.
" Yeah, the only good thing is I know when & where, because I set the time controls when
I got here. Unfortunately by doing this he's changed this time-line and the other one now too. "
Mirai groaned.
" Hmm. " Kakorot smirked, " Don't worry, with my superior brain I should be able to
easily manufacture a similar vehicle for us to retrieve Veggie with. "
Raditz looked down at his younger brother, " Huh? "
" I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER TIME MACHINE DUMMY! " Kakorot shouted, " After all, I AM a
genius prodigy! "
" Feh! YOU have to create a machine to see the future, all _I_ have to do is use my
psychic abilities. "
Mirai stared at him, " You're psychic? "
" Don't believe a word he says, it's all made up! " Kakorot said as Mirai looked at him.
" You know Goku, you don't act a thing like you do now. " Mirai said, depressed.
" Of course he doesn't, he hasn't gotten amnesia yet! " Raditz grinned, then whispered
to Nappa, " And if you ask me he deserves it. "
" AMNESIA! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! " Kakorot gasped.
" Actually, my mother did tell me this story about you falling down a gouge and cracking
your head open; you lost all your memories of his planet and became a completely different
person. " Mirai explained.
" Ah-HA! " Raditz pointed at Kakorot, " I told you I can see into the future! But YOU
didn't believe me! "
" I'll believe it when I see it. " Kakorot said, crossing his arms.
" Heh! All my visions came true after all! " Raditz snickered.
" Maybe you should make up your own psychic hotline. " Nappa added.
" ...NAH! " Raditz said, then smirked, " Man, I KNEW I inherited that ability from Dad. "
" I don't believe our father can see into the future either. " Kakorot said, going into
the supply room & coming out with various pieces of machinery.
" Wow, everything I saw comes true huh...then, that means, I REALLY DO GET KILLED BY A
GREEN POINTY-EARRED ALIEN!!! " Raditz gulped.
" Oh, you mean Piccolo. " Mirai said.
" It's not nice to know one's future like that... " Kakorot said as he began to build,
" Although I would enjoy to travel to the day when I TAKE OVER that miserable little planet Earth
and rule over its people. "
" Can I rule it with you? " Raditz asked.
" No, you get killed by the "green pointy-earred alien", remember? " Kakorot smirked.
" OHH! " Raditz said, a slight look of panic on his face.
" Heh, almost finished. " Kakorot said, then screwed in another bolt & backed up.
" You're KIDDING! " Mirai gasped, " IT TOOK MY MOTHER YEARS TO BUILD THAT TIME MACHINE! "
" Apparently she wasn't very bright. " Kakorot said as he rubbed some dirt off the
machine. Mirai narrowed his eyes at Kakorot.
" If you weren't my sensei Gohan-san's father I would-- "
" --destory me? " Kakorot said muldone voice.
" What is that? " Ruby said as she stared at the time machine, causing everyone to look
to her.
" GRAMA! " Mirai shouted, then hugged Ruby, who pushed him away.
" WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING GRAMA!! " she shouted, her ki rising as her hair began to
turn blonde, then turned back to it's orignal black color, " Oh, you're that mental case Bejito
was telling me about, sure, hello there "grandson", " she smirked in a Vegeta-like manner and
shook Mirai's hand, then winked at the others who began to snicker at him, " So, how's it like in
the "future". "
" I'm serious! I really AM you're grandson. " Mirai shouted, " My name's Trunks Briefs! "
" You're named after underwear? " Ruby said suspicously.
" Well, yeah. Mom named me. " Mirai said.
" Oh, of course, is this the same "Mom" who created your "time-machine"? "
" Hai! Yes it is! " Mirai said excitedly as Ruby turned to her right & whistled.
" GUARDS! " she shouted as Nappa & Raditz grabbed a hold of her.
" No Mrs. B! DON'T DO THAT! " Raditz pleaded.
" You're right. " Ruby said, " I should take care of him myself. Those guards aren't
even half as powerful as I am! " she said, cracking her knuckles.
" Umm, Queen Ruby? " Nappa said.
" What Nappa? I'm busy here. "
" You can't kill him, he really IS from the future. And we need him to help us get
there. " Nappa explained.
" You're kidding? " she said to Nappa.
" No, sorry. " Mirai sighed.
" So, he really IS my Grandson? " Ruby said, surprised.
" Yeah, I guess so. " Nappa said.
Ruby stared at Mirai Trunks, " But PURPLE hair? "
" It's LAVENDER! " Mirai gritted his teeth.
" Uh-huh. So, that's the infamous "time-machine", huh? " she said, walking over to the
large vehicle Kakorot had just erected.
" No, mine's been stolen. That's why I needed Go--err, Kakorot to make another one. "
Mirai explained.
" Stolen? Who would want to steal a time machine? "
" Well, he didn't exactly "steal" it, it was more like, an accident. " Mirai said as
Ruby's eyes widened.
" Accident...OH NO! HE COULDN'T!! " she gulped.
Raditz rolled his eyes, " He could. He did. "
" YOU!!! " Ruby screamed at Mirai as she flung him against the wall, " YOU LET THIS
HAPPEN TO MY LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAN! DIDN'T YOU! "
" Well, I, I'm sure Toussan is okay. I've trained with him before he can take care of
himself very well. " Mirai stuttered as Ruby's ki rose higher..
" TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF?! I don't know which Vegeta you're talking about, but MY son can't
even use the potty without supervision so how could he POSSIBLY be capable of surviving on his
own in a strange place all alone! "
" It's his fault for going into the supply room in the first place. " Raditz nodded.
" The supply room?! He KNOWS he's not allowed in there! " Ruby shouted.
Kakorot looked up at Ruby, " Just because he's your son doesn't make him smart ma'am. "
" Haha! Yummy! " Chibi Veggie laughed as he sipped more hot chocolate out of his mug
while he sat back on the sofa.
" I want 11ths! " Goku shouted happily as he raised his empty mug.
" Well aren't we healthy! " Mrs. Briefs said, feeling Goku's arm muscles, then took the
mug an went back into the kitchen.
Goku looked across the room at the small freckled boy, " Are you gonna finish that? "
Chibi Veggie nodded, then tossed his head back & slurped up more cocoa, causing some of
it to drip out & onto the sofa. Chibi Veggie noticed the stain, looked around, then covered it
with his blanket, " No one will ever know! " he smiled.
" Know what? " Goku asked.
" Nothin. " Chibi Veggie smirked, then yawned & sat his cocoa down on the floor.
" Boys, I'm back with the coco--oh? " Mrs. Briefs said as she watched Goku chug the rest
of Chibi Veggie's cocoa while he began to snore.
" HEY! More CHOCOLATE! " Goku grinned, then zipped over to Mrs. Briefs & drank the cup
of cocoa she was holding as well.
" Well, it's nice to know you have a healthy appitite. " Mrs. Briefs sweatdropped as
Goku belched loudly, " Eew. "
" WHAT'S THAT SMELL! " Vegeta gagged as he opened the backdoor to the kitchen and noticed
two large, rotting fish sitting on the kitchen table, " Must be Kakorot's doing! Didn't he leave
yet! " Vegeta grumbled, then opened the door to the living room, only to come face to face with
the one person who unknowningly made him feel like squat.
" HI VEGETA! " Goku grinned as Vegeta looked up at him in distain.
" Move out of my way Kakorot. I don't have time for your foolish baka games! " Vegeta
hissed.
" Aww, come on little buddy! Don't be such a party pooper...HEY! I know what'll cheer
you up!" Goku snapped his fingers together.
" What would cheer me up, Kakorot, is if you were to somehow disappear off the face of
the Earth. "
" Naw! I was talkin 'bout COCOA! " Goku grinned as he held up a full mug to Vegeta's
face.
" Get that baka-germ infested thing away from me! " Vegeta turned the other way, then
grabbed another mug of cocoa off of the counter & took a swig of it.
" Gosh Vegeta, if you wanted the rest of mine all you had to do was say so. " Goku said
as Vegeta's eyes popped out of their sockets. The saiyajin no ouji spit out the cocoa that was
left in his mouth.
" BLAH! YECK! I HAVE KAKOROT GERMS IN MY MOUTH! " he screamed in a panic, " EEW EEW EEW!"
Vegeta shrieked in a high-pitched voice as he ran about, then rushed into the bathroom & downed
a whole container of mouthwash. Vegeta returned to the room in a calm state, then walked up to
Goku & narrowed his eyes at him.
" YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THIS INSTANT KAKOROT! " he screamed.
" Whoa, your breath's green! " Goku noted as Vegeta momentarily forgot what he was saying
. Goku sniffed the air, " Minty fresh too! "
" GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Vegeta! You'll wake up the kid! " Goku whined.
" Kid? What kid? " Vegeta asked.
" My buddy from the supermarket over there. " Goku pointed to the sofa as Vegeta walked
over to the small lump covered in a blanket, then yanked the blanket off of the boy & gasped.
Vegeta stared at the boy and examined him, an eerie feeling in his gut as he noticed a
long chubby tail attached to the child. He nervously felt the boy's hair, then his own and gulped
, something seemed all to familiar to him.
" Oh Kami help me.... "
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9:18 PM 3/19/01
End of PART 1
How will Vegeta react to his younger counterpart from the past? Will Kakorot's time-machine
actually work? Will anyone notice the stain on the sofa? Find out in Part 3!
-Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: -From "Sherman's Lagoon"
Small fish: GROSS! Look at all the fish guts!
Sherman: Had a little feeding frenzy here, it's under control.
Small fish: You could at least clean up after yourself.
Sherman: I was getting to that--When the Frenzy's over and you've
had your share...thank the Lord for tupperware.
Chuey's Corner: N/A
Summary: Chibi Veggie-chan's accidently sent himself into the
future using one of the machines on Bejito-sei. Now Chibi Goku,
Raditz, & Nappa have to find a way to bring him back before his
parents find out. Will they be able to pull it off? How will Chibi
Veggie deal with his future self, along with a baka version of his
best buddy? And will Nappa's hair EVER grow back?
Ages:
Chibi Vegeta: 5
Chibi Goku: 2
Raditz: 14
Nappa: Anyone's guess
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" Chi-Chi, guess what! We have a guest for dinner! " Goku shouted as he walked back into
the kitchen.
" If it's one of those mooching friends of yours you can just-- "
" Nope, it's a kid! " Goku grinned as he stepped aside to reveal Chibi Veggie.
" A kid, hmm. " Chi-Chi smirked evilly as she looked the young boy up and down, " A nice,
educatable kid. " she cackled.
" Bardock! Who's that! " Chibi Veggie whispered to Goku.
" Oh, that's Chi-Chi, she's been having trouble trying to teach Goten lately so she's
on a "morph small children's minds to do my bidding" streak. "
" Strange, I haven't seen her before. " Chibi Veggie said, " Goten...that doesn't sound
very saiyajin-like at all. "
" Well, actually it means "air" and--how did you know I was a saiyajin? " Goku stopped,
confused.
" Bardock, this is Bejito-sei, EVERYONE is saiyajin! " Chibi Veggie exclaimed.
" No, this is Earth, and I'm Goku. " Goku said, correcting the small boy.
" Earth? The planet Kakorot told me he wanted to conquer... " Chibi Veggie muttered to
himself, " I was wondering why everything felt so much lighter around here. "
" Oh little child, how about you sit down right here. " Chi-Chi snickered as Chibi Veggie
plopped himself in one of the chairs, then noticed a calander across the side of the room.
" 776! " he gasped, then looked at Goku, " Umm, I think your calander's wrong mister,
It's only 737. "
" No, it looks right to me. " Goku said, " I mean, it was 776 the last time I looked up
at it. " he said, then glanced at Chibi Veggie, who had now turned a pale green.
::Not only am I not on my own planet, but I'm not even in the right time period!:: he
thought to himself, " This can't be good. "
" This can't be good. " Raditz gulped as he paced back and forth down the hallway outside
the supply room.
" It certainly isn't. " Nappa said, " I think my perfect hair as a split end! " he said,
then slightly touched the small mass of hair on his head, causing one of the hairs to float down
to the ground.
Raditz & Kakorot gulped as Nappa's face turned an angry shade of red.
" MY...HAIR!!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs, " SOMEONE MUST PAY! " he
yelled, then flew through the ceiling towards a nearby star and blasted it to pieces, " MUHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
Kakorot sweatdropped, " I hate it when he's like this. "
" Veggie-chan! " a voice called from the hallway as Kakorot & Raditz ears perked up.
" Oh no.. " Raditz gulped, " It's Queen Ruby! She'll kill us when she finds out what
happened! "
" Relax sibling, WE don't even know what happened. Even so, we just won't tell her. "
Kakorot nodded.
" Oh! Konichiwa Kakorot, Raditz. " Ruby smiled, " Have you seen my little Veggie-chan?
I've been looking all over for him and it's getting dark out. "
" Uh, uh, we wuh, were pah, playing hide and, and, uh-- "
" SEEK! Hide and SEEK you baka! " Kakorot gritted through his teeth.
" Yeah, hide & squeak, err, seek! " Raditz said nervously.
Ruby narrowed her eyes at the two brothers, " I'm not so sure I believe you. I put out
some cookies for Veggie-chan 2 HOURS ago and not a single one of them is missing! If that didn't
bring him out of hiding I'd have to assume something was very wrong here. "
" Nothing's wrong, really! " Raditz laughed nervously.
" Okay, " Ruby smiled, " For your sake, you better hope you're right! " she narrowed her
eyes, then continued down the hall calling out for her son.
Raditz groaned, " I am so dead. "
" And you see, I never got to really know my grandparents, so I just used the time
machine to come back to meet you! " Mirai Trunks #2 another one's back with Bura, said,
shaking his grandfather's hand.
King Bejito looked the boy up and down suspiciously, " You have purple hair. "
" Ya know, that's the exact same thing Dad said when he first met me. " Mirai Trunks said
as Bejito got up, " I, get it from my mother, her hair's the same, color as mine, and I guess
it was just more dominant than father's so..it's lavender. "
" Purple. "
" Same difference...so, Grandpa, umm, where's Grandma? " Trunks asked.
" She is looking for my son, it seems his ki has disappeared and we cannot locate it for
some reason. " Bejito said.
" Oh, is that al--disappeared? " Trunks gulped, " Uhm, could you excuse me for a second?"
" Hmm? Oh, sure. " Bejito said as Trunks got up & ran out of the room, " What an odd
boy. Probably gets it from Ruby's side... "
The Next Morning: @ The Son House...
" There! You look GREAT! " Goku grinned widely as he stared down at Chibi Veggie, who was
now wearing a small blue gi, " Comfy huh! "
" Yeah! Hahaha. " Chibi Veggie laughed as he looked at himself in the mirror, " We don't
have stuff like this back home! "
" Say, where ARE you from anyway? " Goku asked.
" Well, actually, it's far away from here. " Chibi Veggie said as he rubbed his tail.
" How far? Far like the city? "
" No, far like across the galaxy! " Chibi Veggie exclaimed.
" Across the galaxy? " Goku murmered, then heard a knock at the door.
" Dad! " Gohan called as he poked his head in the door, " Have you seen my backpack? I'm
gonna be late for school and--who the heck is that? " he said, pointing to Chibi Veggie.
" Oh, he's my new little buddy! " Goku grinned stupidly as Chibi Veggie looked up at
Goku, then mirrored his expression.
" He looks familiar... " Gohan trailed off, " But I don't know where from. "
" We're goin fishin! " Goku interupted, " Veggie here says he's never fished before so
I'm gonna teach him how. Right little guy! "
" Hai! " Chibi Veggie nodded as Goku hopped out the window.
" Oh, is that al--did you say "Veggie"?! " Gohan raised an eyebrow suspicously.
" Yup. " Goku said, " We were gonna bring Goten with us but Chi-Chi wanted to send him to
school today too. "
" School? HOLY CRAP! GOTEN'S AT SCHOOL ALREADY? WHAT TIME IS IT!! " Gohan gasped.
" Uh, one oh three oh ahm. " Goku said glancing at the digital clock on the desktop.
" TEN-THIRTY A.M!! " he shouted, " OH NO! I'M THREE HOURS LATE! MAHHHHHM!!! " Gohan
screamed as he ran out of the room, " MOM!! "
Chi-Chi started the car as it nearly flew out of the garage, " GOHAN! GET IN! NOW! " she
shouted anxiously.
" COMING! " Gohan yelled back as he hopped in the car.
" Chi-Chi, where're you going? " Goku asked.
" To take Gohan to school that's where! " Chi-Chi snapped back at him.
" But who'll cook the fish for me & Veggie when we get back? " Goku whined.
" I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE! " Chi-Chi roared, then slammed her foot down on the gas
pedal & sped off down the road.
" FASTER MOM! FASTER!!! I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR MY TEST! " Gohan cried, then gasped as
Chi-Chi ran a red-light.
" AHAHAHAHAHA! " she laughed maniacally as Gohan gulped & sat back in his seat, then
noticed a purple blob in the middle of the road.
" AHH! HIYAH DRAGON! GET OUT OF THE WAY! " Gohan stuck his head out of the window to see
his old friend eating some smashed fruit on the street, " MOM! YOU'RE GONNA HIT HIYAH!! "
" Yes, that would be a shame, wouldn't it. " Chi-Chi snickered evily as Gohan
sweatdropped, " MOVE IT OR LOSE IT YOU! " she laughed as Hiyah looked up and yelped, then flew
to the other side of the road, missing Chi-Chi by mere seconds.
" Mom..you almost killed Hiyah Dragon! " Gohan said in shock.
" SHUT UP GOHAN! WE HAVE TO GET _YOU_ TO SCHOOL! " Chi-Chi said psychopathically as the
car disappeared into the distance. Goku & Chibi Veggie watching the scene from the house in
confusion.
Chibi Veggie gulped.
" Uh, don't worry about her, I was sparing with her several years back and one day I
kinda hit her to hard and she's been this way since. "
Chibi Veggie laughed nervously, " Uh-huh. "
" Baka wall I outta @*%$&@^. " Vegeta grumbled to himself as he continued to whitewash
the Capsule Corp wall that Goku had painted the other day, " ONNA! THIS IS KAKOROT'S JOB! WHY
AM I DOING IT! "
" BeCAUSE Goku's busy right now. " Bulma yelled up at the ouji, who groaned.
" Busy?! WHAT COULD KAKOROT POSSIBLY BE DOING THAT WOULD REQUIRE HIM TO BE BUSY! He
doesn't have a blasted job! Both of his brats are in school! There IS NO threat to the planet!
I don't see why you can't drag him over here to do this instead of me! I have training to do. "
Vegeta moaned, " I MUST become more powerful than that bakayaro! "
" WHY! " Bulma asked, " There's no reason to! Honestly you're so jealous of Goku that's
it's unbelievable. If he had 7 apples, you'd want 8! I don't understand you! Goku's never done
anything to hurt you in any way. "
" Just wait Onna, he's BOUND to do something to me! Just when I least expect it he's
going to come up from behind me and shout "Howya doin little buddy, wanna go fishin?", or,
"Hey Vegeta, let's go spar, I promise I won't break your arm THIS time", or-- "
" HEY VEGETA! LOOK WHAT I GOT! " Goku's voice shouted happily as Vegeta narrowed his eyes
at Bulma, who stood there in disbelief.
" I told you. " Vegeta grumbled.
Bulma turned around to see Goku carrying a humongous fish over his head, along with a
small figure next to him holding an even larger one which hung overtop of him.
" Hi Goku, hi Goten! " Bulma smiled, " What're you doing here? "
" We caught some fish and we were wondering if you could get your Mom to cook them for
us. " Goku explained.
" Well, I could cook them for you if you'd like. " Bulma suggested.
" *COUGH*yeah right*COUGH*. " Vegeta hacked.
Bulma glared up at him, then turned back to Goku, " Ignore him, he's just in one of his
moods. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as Bulma led them into the house. Goku popped
his head out of the doorway, " Hey Vegeta, you want any fish? " he shouted as Chibi Veggie got
a confused look on his face.
" No Kakorot, I refuse to put anything in my mouth that has touched your low class
hands. " Vegeta snarled.
" Ohhhh, you're no fun. " Goku pouted, then shrugged, " Oh well! Come on kid! " he
grinned at Chibi Veggie who followed Goku into the living room.
" Mister Goku? " Chibi Veggie asked, still holding the large fish over his head, " Why
did that man call you Kakorot? "
" Oh, that's my saiyajin name. He's the only one who still calls me that. All my other
friends call me Goku. " Goku said as he dropped his fish on the kitchen table.
" Wow.. " Chibi Veggie said to himself, " I wish Kakorot was here right now to see how
COOL he becomes. "
" Well, aren't we hungry! " Mrs. Briefs said as she walked into the kitchen.
" Hi Mrs. Briefs! Can you cook these up for us? I don't think Chi-Chi'll be home soon &
me & the little guy are getting kinda hungry. " Goku explained.
" Oh! Hello Goten! " Mrs. Briefs said, bending down to Chibi Veggie, who dropped his fish
in her arms, causing Mrs. Briefs to fall to the floor from the emense weight of the fish. Goku
sweatdropped, then picked up the fish & layed it next to the other one, " My, Goten what happened
to your hair?! "
" Uh, Mrs. Briefs, that's not Goten. He's at school. This little guy's a friend of mine
of the supermarket. His name's Veggie! "
" OH! Hello there Veggie! " Mrs Briefs smiled, " He looks an aweful lot like Vegeta. "
Chibi Veggie raised an eyebrow, " Well, if I didn't look like myself then who would I
be? " he said, bewildered.
Mrs. Briefs & Goku stared at him oddly, " Well how about I get you two some a couple
towels to dry off hmm? " Mrs. Briefs said, breaking the silence.
" Oh-kay! " Goku said, then plopped on the couch as Chibi Veggie climbed onto a chair &
yawned.
" Say Goku, have you seen my--EEK! " Bulma gasped as she stared at the small boy sitting
on her sofa, " Oh my God... " she muttered as she walked over to him, " Goku...is this a friend
of yours? " Bulma asked in a small voice.
" Yup! He's my buddy from the supermarket. Remember when I told you about someone eating
all everything in the candy eisle, well, here he is! " Goku said, pointing to Chibi Veggie.
" That hair looks very familiar... " she said, slightly nervous and curious at the same
time, " Almost like Vegeta's, except up front here. " Bulma said, pointing to the three strips of
black hair falling over his forehead. Bulma looked the boy over, then noticed something that put
a lump in her throat.
" Goku! GOKU COME HERE! " she shouted as Goku slid off the couch & went over to Bulma,
" Goku, he has a TAIL! " she screamed frantically.
" So? I used to have one too. " Goku said, confused.
" NO! I mean he's a saiyajin Goku! " Bulma yelped, " Oh Kami where's Vegeta, he needs to
see this. VEGETA! " she screamed, running to the front door, " VEGETA! "
" WHAT! " Chibi Veggie shouted back from the sofa as Bulma felt her face turn a pale
green. She backed up, then rushed out the door & slammed it.
Goku stood there & listened to the muffled speech occuring outside, Chibi Veggie looked
up at his tall friend, confused.
" So! " Mrs. Briefs said, re-entering the room holding two large towels, " Who wants some
cocoa? "
" YOU MEAN HE'S WHERE!? " Raditz said, shocked as he & the others finished listening to
Mirai's story.
" Somewhere in the future, he must've activated my time machine somehow. " Mirai sighed,
" But the only way to get Dad back is to go after him and I can't do that unless I have the time
machine, and he took it! "
" Well if you had the time machine, he still be here wouldn't he. " Kakorot said with a
smug look on his face.
" So, he's in the future? " Nappa said, confused.
" Yeah, the only good thing is I know when & where, because I set the time controls when
I got here. Unfortunately by doing this he's changed this time-line and the other one now too. "
Mirai groaned.
" Hmm. " Kakorot smirked, " Don't worry, with my superior brain I should be able to
easily manufacture a similar vehicle for us to retrieve Veggie with. "
Raditz looked down at his younger brother, " Huh? "
" I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER TIME MACHINE DUMMY! " Kakorot shouted, " After all, I AM a
genius prodigy! "
" Feh! YOU have to create a machine to see the future, all _I_ have to do is use my
psychic abilities. "
Mirai stared at him, " You're psychic? "
" Don't believe a word he says, it's all made up! " Kakorot said as Mirai looked at him.
" You know Goku, you don't act a thing like you do now. " Mirai said, depressed.
" Of course he doesn't, he hasn't gotten amnesia yet! " Raditz grinned, then whispered
to Nappa, " And if you ask me he deserves it. "
" AMNESIA! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! " Kakorot gasped.
" Actually, my mother did tell me this story about you falling down a gouge and cracking
your head open; you lost all your memories of his planet and became a completely different
person. " Mirai explained.
" Ah-HA! " Raditz pointed at Kakorot, " I told you I can see into the future! But YOU
didn't believe me! "
" I'll believe it when I see it. " Kakorot said, crossing his arms.
" Heh! All my visions came true after all! " Raditz snickered.
" Maybe you should make up your own psychic hotline. " Nappa added.
" ...NAH! " Raditz said, then smirked, " Man, I KNEW I inherited that ability from Dad. "
" I don't believe our father can see into the future either. " Kakorot said, going into
the supply room & coming out with various pieces of machinery.
" Wow, everything I saw comes true huh...then, that means, I REALLY DO GET KILLED BY A
GREEN POINTY-EARRED ALIEN!!! " Raditz gulped.
" Oh, you mean Piccolo. " Mirai said.
" It's not nice to know one's future like that... " Kakorot said as he began to build,
" Although I would enjoy to travel to the day when I TAKE OVER that miserable little planet Earth
and rule over its people. "
" Can I rule it with you? " Raditz asked.
" No, you get killed by the "green pointy-earred alien", remember? " Kakorot smirked.
" OHH! " Raditz said, a slight look of panic on his face.
" Heh, almost finished. " Kakorot said, then screwed in another bolt & backed up.
" You're KIDDING! " Mirai gasped, " IT TOOK MY MOTHER YEARS TO BUILD THAT TIME MACHINE! "
" Apparently she wasn't very bright. " Kakorot said as he rubbed some dirt off the
machine. Mirai narrowed his eyes at Kakorot.
" If you weren't my sensei Gohan-san's father I would-- "
" --destory me? " Kakorot said muldone voice.
" What is that? " Ruby said as she stared at the time machine, causing everyone to look
to her.
" GRAMA! " Mirai shouted, then hugged Ruby, who pushed him away.
" WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING GRAMA!! " she shouted, her ki rising as her hair began to
turn blonde, then turned back to it's orignal black color, " Oh, you're that mental case Bejito
was telling me about, sure, hello there "grandson", " she smirked in a Vegeta-like manner and
shook Mirai's hand, then winked at the others who began to snicker at him, " So, how's it like in
the "future". "
" I'm serious! I really AM you're grandson. " Mirai shouted, " My name's Trunks Briefs! "
" You're named after underwear? " Ruby said suspicously.
" Well, yeah. Mom named me. " Mirai said.
" Oh, of course, is this the same "Mom" who created your "time-machine"? "
" Hai! Yes it is! " Mirai said excitedly as Ruby turned to her right & whistled.
" GUARDS! " she shouted as Nappa & Raditz grabbed a hold of her.
" No Mrs. B! DON'T DO THAT! " Raditz pleaded.
" You're right. " Ruby said, " I should take care of him myself. Those guards aren't
even half as powerful as I am! " she said, cracking her knuckles.
" Umm, Queen Ruby? " Nappa said.
" What Nappa? I'm busy here. "
" You can't kill him, he really IS from the future. And we need him to help us get
there. " Nappa explained.
" You're kidding? " she said to Nappa.
" No, sorry. " Mirai sighed.
" So, he really IS my Grandson? " Ruby said, surprised.
" Yeah, I guess so. " Nappa said.
Ruby stared at Mirai Trunks, " But PURPLE hair? "
" It's LAVENDER! " Mirai gritted his teeth.
" Uh-huh. So, that's the infamous "time-machine", huh? " she said, walking over to the
large vehicle Kakorot had just erected.
" No, mine's been stolen. That's why I needed Go--err, Kakorot to make another one. "
Mirai explained.
" Stolen? Who would want to steal a time machine? "
" Well, he didn't exactly "steal" it, it was more like, an accident. " Mirai said as
Ruby's eyes widened.
" Accident...OH NO! HE COULDN'T!! " she gulped.
Raditz rolled his eyes, " He could. He did. "
" YOU!!! " Ruby screamed at Mirai as she flung him against the wall, " YOU LET THIS
HAPPEN TO MY LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAN! DIDN'T YOU! "
" Well, I, I'm sure Toussan is okay. I've trained with him before he can take care of
himself very well. " Mirai stuttered as Ruby's ki rose higher..
" TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF?! I don't know which Vegeta you're talking about, but MY son can't
even use the potty without supervision so how could he POSSIBLY be capable of surviving on his
own in a strange place all alone! "
" It's his fault for going into the supply room in the first place. " Raditz nodded.
" The supply room?! He KNOWS he's not allowed in there! " Ruby shouted.
Kakorot looked up at Ruby, " Just because he's your son doesn't make him smart ma'am. "
" Haha! Yummy! " Chibi Veggie laughed as he sipped more hot chocolate out of his mug
while he sat back on the sofa.
" I want 11ths! " Goku shouted happily as he raised his empty mug.
" Well aren't we healthy! " Mrs. Briefs said, feeling Goku's arm muscles, then took the
mug an went back into the kitchen.
Goku looked across the room at the small freckled boy, " Are you gonna finish that? "
Chibi Veggie nodded, then tossed his head back & slurped up more cocoa, causing some of
it to drip out & onto the sofa. Chibi Veggie noticed the stain, looked around, then covered it
with his blanket, " No one will ever know! " he smiled.
" Know what? " Goku asked.
" Nothin. " Chibi Veggie smirked, then yawned & sat his cocoa down on the floor.
" Boys, I'm back with the coco--oh? " Mrs. Briefs said as she watched Goku chug the rest
of Chibi Veggie's cocoa while he began to snore.
" HEY! More CHOCOLATE! " Goku grinned, then zipped over to Mrs. Briefs & drank the cup
of cocoa she was holding as well.
" Well, it's nice to know you have a healthy appitite. " Mrs. Briefs sweatdropped as
Goku belched loudly, " Eew. "
" WHAT'S THAT SMELL! " Vegeta gagged as he opened the backdoor to the kitchen and noticed
two large, rotting fish sitting on the kitchen table, " Must be Kakorot's doing! Didn't he leave
yet! " Vegeta grumbled, then opened the door to the living room, only to come face to face with
the one person who unknowningly made him feel like squat.
" HI VEGETA! " Goku grinned as Vegeta looked up at him in distain.
" Move out of my way Kakorot. I don't have time for your foolish baka games! " Vegeta
hissed.
" Aww, come on little buddy! Don't be such a party pooper...HEY! I know what'll cheer
you up!" Goku snapped his fingers together.
" What would cheer me up, Kakorot, is if you were to somehow disappear off the face of
the Earth. "
" Naw! I was talkin 'bout COCOA! " Goku grinned as he held up a full mug to Vegeta's
face.
" Get that baka-germ infested thing away from me! " Vegeta turned the other way, then
grabbed another mug of cocoa off of the counter & took a swig of it.
" Gosh Vegeta, if you wanted the rest of mine all you had to do was say so. " Goku said
as Vegeta's eyes popped out of their sockets. The saiyajin no ouji spit out the cocoa that was
left in his mouth.
" BLAH! YECK! I HAVE KAKOROT GERMS IN MY MOUTH! " he screamed in a panic, " EEW EEW EEW!"
Vegeta shrieked in a high-pitched voice as he ran about, then rushed into the bathroom & downed
a whole container of mouthwash. Vegeta returned to the room in a calm state, then walked up to
Goku & narrowed his eyes at him.
" YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THIS INSTANT KAKOROT! " he screamed.
" Whoa, your breath's green! " Goku noted as Vegeta momentarily forgot what he was saying
. Goku sniffed the air, " Minty fresh too! "
" GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Vegeta! You'll wake up the kid! " Goku whined.
" Kid? What kid? " Vegeta asked.
" My buddy from the supermarket over there. " Goku pointed to the sofa as Vegeta walked
over to the small lump covered in a blanket, then yanked the blanket off of the boy & gasped.
Vegeta stared at the boy and examined him, an eerie feeling in his gut as he noticed a
long chubby tail attached to the child. He nervously felt the boy's hair, then his own and gulped
, something seemed all to familiar to him.
" Oh Kami help me.... "
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9:18 PM 3/19/01
End of PART 1
How will Vegeta react to his younger counterpart from the past? Will Kakorot's time-machine
actually work? Will anyone notice the stain on the sofa? Find out in Part 3!
-Chuquita