9:26 PM 3/19/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "You two are a perfect team, a vegetable & a carrot"-Brain from Pinky &
the Brain
Chuey's Corner: I don't own anything except Ruby, the "Masked Avenger" idea, and
Chibi Veggie's teddy bear.
Summary: Chibi Veggie-chan's accidently sent himself into the
future using one of the machines on Bejito-sei. Now Chibi Goku,
Raditz, & Nappa have to find a way to bring him back before his
parents find out. Will they be able to pull it off? How will Chibi
Veggie deal with his future self, along with a baka version of his
best buddy? And will Nappa's hair EVER grow back?
Ages:
Chibi Vegeta: 5
Chibi Goku: 2
Raditz: 14
Nappa: Anyone's guess
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" Uhh..who, who is this? " Vegeta gawked at the small boy sleeping on his sofa.
" A chibi? " Goku asked.
" OF COURSE IT'S A CHIBI! I CAN SEE THAT! " Vegeta shouted, " BUT _WHO_ IS HE! AND WHAT'S
HE DOING ON MY COUCH! "
" Umm, sleeping? "
" Kakorot I should slug you! " Vegeta raised his fist to Goku's face as Chibi Veggie
opened his eyes, then stretched out & yawned.
" Why? Whad I do?! " Goku asked.
" FOR ONE THING EVERY TIME I BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU YOU INSTANTLY ACHIEVE A HIGHER
KI AND MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME!!! "
" But Vegeta, we ARE monkeys. Well, during the full moon anyway. " Goku corrected him.
" SEE! YOU'RE DOING IT TO ME AGAIN! " he shouted as Chibi Veggie wandered out the front
door and noticed a large circular room on the front lawn.
" Oooh, shiny! " he grinned, then skipped up the steps of the machine, opened the door, &
closed it behind him.
" AND ANOTHER THING! HOW COME EVERYTIME THERE'S TROUBLE ALL THOSE BAKAS ALWAYS SHOUT;
"Oh no! An evil monster, don't worry, Goku will save us, he's our hero"; WHY IS IT NO ONE WANTS
ME TO HELP SAVE THEM!! EVERYTIME YOU AND YOUR BAKA BUDDIES DEFEAT SOMEONE EVERYONE ALWAYS CROWDS
AROUND _YOU_ AND SAYS HOW _WONDERFUL_ AND _HEROIC_ YOU ARE WHILE I SIT IN THE CORNER LIKE A FOOL!
" Vegeta yelled angrily.
" Well, maybe if you were nicer to everyone and treated them better and care about them
maybe they would care about you too. " Goku said as Vegeta got a hurt look on his face, then
wiped it off and continued to scowl.
" HEH! I am no weakling like YOU Kakorot. I am a warrior! " Vegeta smirked, pleased with
himself.
" Yeah, " Goku nodded as he left the room, " But there's one thing that you'll never
surpass me in. "
" Height? "
" Nope, the amount of people who love you. " he grinned as Vegeta's face fell, " Oh look!
A penny! " Goku shouted as he bent underneath the table & picked up the coin, then bent back up
and smacked his head against the underside of the table, " Oww! "
" I hate it when Kakorot gives those baka touchy-feely speeches! I think I feel sick! "
Vegeta groaned, disqusted as he grabbed a hold of his stomach, then noticed the sofa was now
empty.
" Kakorot! Where's the kid!? "
" Got it! " Goku smiled at the penny in his hand, then lifted his head up, only to smack
it on the bottom of the table again, " Oww! What kid? "
" THE ONE THAT WAS SLEEPING ON THE BLASTED COUCH! YOU KNOW! The one who looked just like
me! " Vegeta shouted.
" Kid...I didn't see any kid? "
" But you were playing with him only 20 minutes ago! How can you so easily forget about
him?! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Forget about who? "
" Oh forget it Kakorot, I'm going out to the gravity room to train if you need me, which
you probably won't. "
" Vegeta? " Goku asked.
" What? "
" I forgot what you told me to remember to forget. "
" JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!! "
Goku grinned, " Oh-key do-key! "
" Ooooh. " Chibi Veggie said as he looked about the gravity room and noticed a small
control panel against a wall, " Look at all the numbers. " he said outloud, then pressed a button
that changed the digits to -200 & turned several knobs.
" Gravity simulation activated. " a robotic voice announced as Chibi Veggie looked around
for the source of the noise, then felt himself being lifted up into the air.
" I'M FLYING! " Chibi Veggie grinned, then began to run as fast as he could, then
noticed he wasn't moving, stopped, " Wuh-oh. "
" Feh! Baka, I'll show him. " Vegeta's voice snarled from outside the gravity room.
" Someone's coming! " Chibi Veggie gulped, then paddled through the room down to the
control panel and hit a large red button.
" Program de-activated. " the voice said as Chibi Veggie sighed, then felt the gravity
pulling him back down, causing him to smash into the floor.
" Ohhhh... " Chibi Veggie groaned, then dashed into a small cabinet underneath the
control room just as Vegeta entered the room.
" Negative 200?! " Vegeta gawked at the control panel's digits, " Now what the..OF COURSE
! " he smacked himself on his forehead, " Kakorot's been in here. " Vegeta grumbled, " That baka
better not have broken anything. " he said, then set it back to 400.
" I gotta get outta here. " Chibi Veggie whispered to himself, then reached for the
cabinet knob.
" Simiulation activated. 400 times planet's normal gravity. " the machine said as Chibi
Veggie began to get up, then felt himself being pulled drastically downward against the floor.
" EEEEP! "
Vegeta looked around the room, then rubbed his left ear, " I must be hearing things
again. " he said, then shrugged & started excercising.
" OHhhhhhhh... " Chibi Veggie cried from inside the cabinet as his eyes glazed over while
he tried despreately to left himself off of the floor, " TOUSSAN!!! " he wailed.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow and glanced over at the cabinet, " Trunks? B-chan? " he said as
he bent down to the cabinet, then, hearing no response, went back to what he was doing, " I have
to be losing my mind. "
" Hmm, it worked better than I previously imagined it would. " Kakorot said, proud of
himself as he hopped out of the newly constructed time machine onto a large patch of grass in
front of a circular-shaped building.
" So, this is the future... " Raditz said as he looked around, " Feels light. "
" That's because we're on Earth dummy. " Kakorot mumbled.
" But I thought we were going to Earth. " Nappa said, confused.
" WE ARE ON EARTH!! "
" But you said.. "
" Just shut up, ok? " Kakorot put his hand on his forehead, " Note to self, refrain
from informing Nappa about any future planetery conquests. " he said into a small tape recorder,
" Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find my future self and find out exactly HOW easy it was
to conquer this chunk of rock. " Kakorot smirked, then waddled off.
" Where're YOU going? " Raditz asked Mirai, who headed towards the house in front of him.
" Oh, I have to go check on Mom & the others. Maybe I can find out if my time machine's
still in good shape. " he answered, then knocked on the door, which quickly opened.
" HIII!! " Bura shouted happily, then gaped, " Trunks? How did you get out here? " she
asked, confused.
" Umm, I used the front door? "
" No, I mean how can you be here when I was just playing with you back there? " Bura said
as Trunks looked behind her to see himself sitting on the couch in the living room waving at him.
" Oh shoot. " he smacked his hands onto his face.
" You've been doing an awful lot of time travel lately, haven't you? " Bura crossed her
arms.
" Why? " Mirai asked.
" Because he's the 5th "you" I've met up with today. " Bura said as Mirai sweatdropped.
" Uhh, speaking of time-travelers, have you seen a short little kid this tall-- " Mirai
put his hand down to about 2 feet off the ground, " --with freckles, a tail, and hair just like
Toussan's? "
" No, why? " Bura said as a large grinning figure behind her popped his head out of the
doorway.
" I DID! " Goku grinned, " I was playing with him & we went fishing & had cocoa & sat
around on Bulma's furniture and-- "
" Thanks Goku! Where is he? " Mirai said eagerly.
" Err, I have no idea. " Goku said as Mirai & Bura fell down animé style.
" Great, just great! " Mirai groaned.
" Whadda you suppose they're talkin about back there. " Nappa asked Raditz as they
watched from across the lawn as Goku & an aggrivated Mirai continued their conversation.
" Hey, I'm a psychic, not a mind-reader. " Raditz hissed.
Nappa shrugged, " Same thing. "
" Excuse me, are you looking for someone. " a voice said from behind them as Raditz
turned around.
" Yeah, actually. We're looking for a little kid called--EEEEEK!! IT'S HIM!!! " Raditz
screamed as he rushed behind Nappa, shivering.
" What? Haven't you seen a Namekian before? " Piccolo asked as he glared at Raditz, who
shrieked Kaasan as loud as he could.
" NAPPA! IT'S THE BIG GREEN GUY WITH THE ANTENNE AND THE BIG EARS AND THE TURBAN I TOLD
YOU ABOUT!! HE'S COME TO KILL ME AND KAKOROT!!! HIDE ME!!! "
Nappa looked down at Piccolo, " Excuse my friend, he has had a long day and happens to
be victim to several kinds of paranoia. He's under the impression that you're going to kill him
because of a vision he had. "
Piccolo looked at Raditz, " I did. About 13 years ago. "
Raditz turned a pale green, then fainted.
" That can't be good. " Nappa poked his friend, " HEY PURPLE! " he yelled at Mirai, " I
THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH RADITZ! "
" My name is TRUNKS! And it is NOT purple, it's LAVENDER! " he hissed.
" Raditz? " Goku said, hopping outside & running over to his unconsious brother, " I
thought he was destroyed. "
" Duh, Dad? " Raditz rubbed his eyes as he sat up, then shook his head, " You're not
dad! "
" Nope! I'm Son Goku--err, "Kakorot"! " Goku grinned as he held out his hand & helped
Raditz up.
" You're kidding, right? " Raditz said nervously, " I mean you told me you were gonna
take over this planet. "
" I did? "
" Yeah! Where's the palace? Where's the courtroom? Where's your crown and cape? Where's
all the loyal servants you've been boasting to me about?! " Raditz exclaimed.
" ...I have no idea what you're talking about. " Goku said.
Raditz thought for a moment, then smacked himself on the face, " OF COURSE! I forget my
own predictions so quickly! I should write stuff down. You have "amnesia", right? "
Goku raised an eyebrow, " Huh? "
" You know, amnesia! When you forget everything that's ever happened to you! "
" Who are you? "
" I'm a better psychic than I thought. " Raditz said, amazed.
" Goku, I can explain. " Mirai said, " I used the time machine to go to the past to meet
my grandparents, on Dad's side. While I was there, toussan accidently used my time machine to
send himself to the future, err, present, err, here. Anyway, the you of the past quickly built
another one to take us back so Raditz & Nappa & you could help find him. "
" He never ceases to amaze me. " Piccolo mumbled to Goku, who nodded stupidly.
" GAH! KAKOROT! RUN! HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU WITH HIS LASER ATTACK THINGY! " Radtiz yelled,
then pushed Goku to the side.
" Now why would Piccolo ever to something like that? He's our buddy! " Goku grinned as
Piccolo stood silently, then let out a snort.
" That's strange, I don't sense a familiar ki anywhere. " Kakorot said as he waddled
back towards the group while pressing various buttons on his scouter, which he held in his hand.
" Ahhh..LITTLE KID! " Goku squealed happily, then grabbed Kakorot & held him up.
" He looks just like Goten! " Bura smiled, " Only littler. "
" PUT ME DOWN YOU OVERSIZED OUF! " Kakorot yelled as he tried to pull himself out of
Goku's grasp, " DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? "
Goku thought for a moment.....
" Umm, no? "
" OF COURSE YOU DON'T! I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU YET! " Kakorot growled, then smirked, " I am
Kakorot, the future ruler of this miserable planet you call Earth! "
" Whoa, YOU'RE Kakorot? How ironic. That's what Vegeta calls me too. " Goku grinned.
" Ka, you're name, is, Kakorot?! " Kakorot said, shocked.
" Yup! That's my saiyajin name. But everyone around here calls me Son Goku! "
Kakorot's face turned stark white as he looked around and noticed the "I toldja so" look
on his brother's face, " YOU CAN'T BE!! " Kakorot lept to the ground and turned on his scouter.
" What's his problem? " Goku asked.
" He doesn't believe you're him. Or he's you, or vice-versa. " Raditz shrugged.
" OH! Is THAT what's wrong. " Goku said.
" This can't be! It's impossible! That barberic ouf cannot be my future self! I am of
such a high intelligance level that to have my genius reduced to that of a slobbering baka, I
would either have to become the victim to a high amount of stress, or I would have to, in
layman's terms, hit my head really really hard! " Kakorot said as he scribbled various numbers
down on a piece of paper.
" Actually, I did. "
" Did what? "
" Hit my head. I fell down a 600ft deep canyon, landed on my head & it to split wide
open. After that I couldn't remember a thing. I was dumb as doorknob! But look at me now! " Goku
grinned widely as Kakorot stared at him for a second, then broke into hysterics.
" THIS CANNOT BE!! HOW CAN THIS BE! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! I know I may be forgetful
sometimes BUT HOW CAN I FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF! AND HOW COULD I CRACK MY HEAD! I AM A
SAYIAJIN! MY HEAD IS SUPPOSED TO WITHSTAND LARGE KI BLASTS! HOW COULD IT BE BROKEN BY MERE
CAVERN! "
" WILL YOU SHUT UP! " Vegeta screamed as he threw open the door to the gravity chamber.
" Oh...my...God... " Raditz breathed as Vegeta noticed the familiar trio.
" Now how the..oh, yes, Mirai, of course! " Vegeta said to himself, then smirked evilly
at Raditz & Nappa, walking up to them.
" Hey, he looks just like King Bejito. " Nappa pointed out as Raditz belted him in the
gut.
" YOU IDIOT! Take a closer look! It's Vegeta! " Raditz growled as Nappa's eyes widened.
" Wow...he's a lot shorter than I thought he would become. " Nappa said to Raditz, who
gulped as he stared at the evil expression on Vegeta's face, " Hi there Vegeta! " he smiled,
" Ohh, Raditz, he doesn't look very evil to me. " Nappa said, then held out his hand, " Put 'er
there little buddy! " he said as Vegeta grabbed Nappa's hand, then tossed him over his shoulder
and onto the ground.
" See... " Nappa said weakly, " Same 'ol Veggie. "
" This is impossible! " Kakorot wailed as he went back to his calculations. Vegeta walked
up to him and half-grinned.
" Well well well, look who it is. " Vegeta cackled from behind Kakorot, who turned his
head & stared at Vegeta curiously.
" Who are you! Leave me to my work, I'm busy! " Kakorot said, then went back to what he
was doing.
" If it isn't the only person back on Bejito-sei shorter than I. " Vegeta snickered,
" How's my favorite little sidekick? "
" Eh...WAH! " Kakorot lept to his feet and narrowed his eyes at Vegeta, " YOU! You leave
me alone! I have plans to create and things to destroy! "
Kakorot felt himself being lifted off the ground & looked up to see Vegeta holding him
by the tail, " PUT ME DOWN! "
" Ok, " Vegeta said, then slammed Kakorot into the ground & grabbed his papers & glanced
at them.
" NO! GIVE THOSE BACK! " Kakorot shouted.
Vegeta got an impish smile on his face, " Make me! " he blew a raspberry at Kakorot, then
laughed.
Kakorot grumbled, " I never liked him. "
" Hi mister who looks just like Goten! " Bura grinned, then grabbed Kakorot from behind
& hugged him.
" LET GO OF ME! " Kakorot yelled.
" Oh, Kakorot, I'd like to introduce you to my little B-chan! " Vegeta said, then walked
up to Bura & rubbed her hair, " I helped spawn her! " he grinned.
Kakorot's face grew pale, " You, you mean, this is YOUR daughter?! " Kakorot gulped.
" Hai! " Vegeta said proudly, " Isn't she PERFECT! "
" Perfectly annoying if you ask me. " Kakorot said as he tried to get out of Bura's grip.
" Are you insulting my little B-chan! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Kakorot, who turned
a green color, " Because if you are I will see to it that you do not live to see tomorow. " he
said, then went SSJ2, causing Kakorot to scream in fear at the top of his lungs.
" YOU'RE A SUPER SAIYAJIN!!!! " Kakorot yelped.
" That's right. _I'M_ the legendary super saiyajin. " Vegeta lied.
" No you're not! Queen Ruby's the legendar--MMPH! " Nappa cried as Raditz smacked his
hand overtop of Nappa's mouth.
" SHH! " Raditz whispered loudly.
" Yu, you're the le, legendary-- " Kakorot stuttered, frightened.
" Yes. " Vegeta chuckled, " Stand back B-chan. " he said, picking up Bura & setting her
down on the porch, " Now I'm going to teach you a little lesson for all those times you wouldn't
play me because of those baka plans of yours. " he said, cracking his knuckles.
" WAHHHHHHH!!! " Kakorot screamed at the top of his lungs, then heard a loud clanging
noise and turned to see a small figure standing ontop of the gravity chamber.
" Fear not good citizens! You're savor has arrived! " a figure shouted as the wind blew
his cape from side to side.
" Oh no! " Kakorot wailed, " It CAN'T be! Please let it not be.. "
" --THE MASKED AVENGER!!! " the figure grinned as he backed up and leaped off of the
gravity room, " A-WAY! " he shouted, then fell smack-down onto the lawn below, " I think I'm
going to have to learn how to fly. " he rubbed his head; an embarassed look on Vegeta's face as
the group stared at the small boy wearing a black mask & a red cape.
" Is this really the time for this? " Raditz groaned.
" YES IT IS! " the "masked-avenger" said loudly, then walked over to Kakorot, " Do not
worry citizen, I'm here now! "
Kakorot sighed, " That's what I'm afraid of. "
" BACK FOUL VILL-E-ANN! FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! Not to mention my sidekick. "
Nappa turned to an aggrivated Raditz, " At least we found him. "
" At this point I wish we hadn't. " Raditz mumbled.
" Hey Nappa wanna help me save the day? " the "masked avenger" asked as he looked up at
the tall, balding man.
" Ok Veggie, I mean, Masked Avenger. " Nappa smiled, then felt a tug on his collar.
" YOU IDIOT! " Raditz growled, " I thought we promised not to give into him anymore. "
" But it will help us get him back home. " Nappa said as Raditz eyes widened.
" Ya know Nappa, every once in a while, you say something smart. " Raditz said, shocked,
then bent down to Chibi Veggie's height, " Hey kid, listen. If we help you "save" my brother over
there, will you promise to come back home with us so your parents don't send us in front of the
firing squad? "
Chibi Veggie thought for a moment, " ...maybe. "
" Maybe's good enough for me. " Raditz smirked.
" Now where was I?... " the "masked avenger" thought, " OH YEAH! " he snapped his
fingers, then coughed & began to talk in his "superhero" voice again, " I WAS ABOUT TO CRUSH THE
EVIL PLAGUING MY SIDEKICK! " he said, then narrowed his eyes at Vegeta, who's face was still
beet-red from embarassment, " ALRIGHT YOU! ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE QUIETLY OR DO I HAVE TO tell
my Daddy on you! "
" Ohhhhhh... " Vegeta put his hands over his face in mortification.
" Hey, you're right Vegeta! He DOES look just like you. " Goku grinned.
" Shut up Kakorot. " Vegeta moaned, then felt a tug on his boot & looked down to see the
"masked avenger" trying to flip him backwards by pulling his foot out from under him, but with
little success.
" YOU...MENACE...PREPARE...TO...FACE...YOU'RE...DOON!!! " Chibi Veggie grunted as he
pulled with all his might.
" It's "doom", dummy. " Kakorot crossed his arms.
Chibi Veggie glanced over at his "sidekick", " That's what I said. "
" Ohhhh. " Kakorot groaned, then watched as Vegeta grabbed Chibi Veggie by the cape &
held him up.
" WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO! MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!! " Vegeta cried while Piccolo
& Goku continued to laugh at the saiyajin prince as Chibi Veggie stared at him, confused.
" No, I'm trying to destroy you. I'm a superhero, that's what I do! " Chibi Veggie
exclaimed as Piccolo laughed harder.
" I can't believe I was this big of a baka! " Vegeta groaned.
Piccolo shouted, " I CAN! "
" SHUT UP NAMEK!!! " Vegeta roared as he sent a large ki blast in Piccolo's direction,
who leaned sideways, dodging it.
Chibi Veggie smacked Vegeta on the cheek, who instantly rubbed it, causing him to drop
Chibi Veggie to the ground.
" A-HA! Once again, _I_, the "MASKED AVENGER"; tradmark; has defeated the monster and
saved the world all in one day! "
" Good for you.. " Kakorot said sarcastically, " Are you done? "
" Umm, I think so. " Chibi Veggie said.
" Then can we go now? "
" Nope. "
" WHADDA YOU MEAN "NOPE"! YOU EITHER COME BACK WITH US NOW OR I'LL KI BLAST YOUR ROYAL
TUSH HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD. " Kakorot screamed.
" Oh yeah? " Chibi Veggie grinned, then pulled a small object out of his pocket as
Kakorot gasped.
" A PACIFIER!! " Kakorot yelped.
" That's right! Come one step near me & I'll send you to dreamland faster than you can
count! " Chibi Veggie snickered.
" Now that's fast. " Nappa said, then yelped as Raditz smacked him across the back of his
head.
" What do you think this is! Some kind of cheezy radio show! " Raditz huffed.
" Oh Kakor-rot! " Chibi Veggie said in a sing-song voice as he crept towards the other
small child, " Lookie what I got. " he said, then, using the pacifier as a sword, aimed for
Kakorot's mouth.
" DON'T GET THAT THING NEAR ME!! " Kakorot shouted as Chibi Veggie chased him around in
a circle.
" HA HA! THE MASKED AVENGER _NEVER_ LOSES!!! " Chibi Veggie laughed maniacally, then
whipped around just as Kakorot ran into him, knocking them both to the ground.
" Ohh, my head! " Kakorot cried as he rubbed his head, then looked up to see Chibi Veggie
. He gasped just as Chibi Veggie stuck the pacifier in Kakorot's mouth, causing the smaller boy's
eyes to close. Kakorot slumped to the ground, now fast asleep.
" G'night Kak'rot. " Chibi Veggie snickered as he patted his friend on the head, then
got up.
" YOU KILLED ME! Err, him, err, me, uh, YOU KNOW! " Goku cried, " Oh well. "
" Actually, I just put him to sleep. Ka'krot can't stay awake as long as he has his
pacifier in his mouth. " Chibi Veggie pointed out, then picked up Kakorot & handed him to Raditz.
" Ok, you "defeated" the monster and knocked my little brother out. Are you done yet! "
Raditz whined.
" But I don't wanna go. I wanna stay here & protect peoples and drink cocoa & stuff. "
Chibi Veggie cried.
Raditz sweatdropped, " Either come with us now, or, " he pulled a teddy bear out of the
time machine, " I decapitate Pookee here! "
" AHH! POOKEE NO! " Chibi Veggie screeched, rushing over to Raditz & jumping up as high
as he could, " GIVE POOKEE BACK NOW!!! "
" Ungh, you can have your stupid bear if you get in the vehicle. NOW. " Raditz narrowed
his eyes at Chibi Veggie, who got a stubborn look on his face & sat down.
" No. "
" No huh. " Raditz put his hands on his hips, " Ok. " he smirked then twisted the stuffed
bear's head.
" POOKEE'S HEAD DOESN'T MOVE THAT WAY!! " Chibi Veggie wailed.
" Get in the VEHICLE chowderhead! "
" NO! "
Raditz turned the bear's head all the way around, some of the strings on it's neck
begining to snap as tears welled up in Chibi Veggie's eyes, " I don't care about your stupid
Pukey, just get in the car before I lose my patience. "
Chibi Veggie manufactured a small ball of ki in his hand and tossed it at Raditz, hitting
him in the croch. Raditz screamed at the top of his lungs, tossed the bear to the ground & fell
to his knees.
" EEEOW!! YOU STUPID LITTLE--OHHHHH THAT HURT!!! " Raditz cried as Chibi Veggie picked
up his teddy bear & hugged it tightly.
" NOW I'm done. " Chibi Veggie nodded happily, then hopped into the time machine, a
giggling Nappa following him.
" Hehehe, that was hilarious Veggie, err, masked avenger. " Nappa chuckled.
" Why thank you Nappa, " he smiled, " COME ON RADITZ! " Chibi Veggie shouted.
" I...hate...you. " Raditz yelped as he dropped the sleeping Kakorot into the time
machine, then hopped in himself.
" Hee-hee! " Chibi Veggie grinned, "Goku-style" as Vegeta felt his face pale, " BYE GOKU
BYE BURA BYE MRS. BRIEFS BYE VEGETA!!!! " he shouted as he waved his arms while Nappa pushed a
large blue bottom on the controls, causing the small group along with the time machine to
disappear.
Vegeta stared at the blank spot for a moment, " Did, he, just call me Vegeta?! "
" Yeah, I told him all about you when we were fishing. He asked me why you were so
grumpy all the time and I told him it was because you were jealous of me being stronger than you.
He looked up at me with the oddest expression on his face and said that was the stupidest
reason he had ever heard of; and that no matter how hard you try there'll always
be people in this world who are better than you and worse than you. " Goku said, " That and he
said if you were gonna choose someone to be jealous of, you could do better than me. "
" Kakorot? " Vegeta looked up at Goku.
" Yeah? "
" Shut up. "
" But Vegeta I was just trying to put some moral into the--MMPH! " Goku looked down to
see Kakorot's pacifier in his mouth. Goku swayed backward sleepily, then fell to the ground,
snoring loudly.
Vegeta smirked, " I miss that kid. "
" Veggie-chan! " Queen Ruby cried as she hugged her son tightly, " OH VEGGIE-CHAN! WHERE
WERE YOU! "
" I dunno! " Chibi Veggie shrugged stupidly as his mother rolled her eyes.
" Your father was so worried about you! " she sighed.
Kakorot leaned over the side of the time machine, " I feel sick.. "
" YOU FEEL SICK! I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY WAIST THANKS TO THAT LITTLE BRAT!! " Raditz
screamed as Chibi Veggie smirked at him.
" Well I enjoyed myself. " Nappa said proudly as Raditz narrowed his eyes at him.
" I'm sure you did. " he said though his teeth.
" So did I, I learned how to fish and got my own gi and had some earth hot-chocolate
and even met my future self. And you know what else! "
Ruby looked at her son inquizzitively, " What? "
Chibi Veggie grinned Goku-style, " Mr. Son taught it to me! "
Ruby covered her mouth with her hands as her face turned green, then grabbed a paper
bag & regurgated in it.
" Are you okay Mama? " Chibi Veggie gasped.
" Eh? Oh, yes, I'm fine Veggie-chan. " Ruby said as Chibi Veggie patted her on the back.
" Good! " Chibi Veggie smiled, then hopped back in the time machine.
" WHAT are you doing?! " Kakorot demanded, still leaning over the machine from inside,
" And where the heck are you going?! "
" WHERE am I going? You mean WE, good buddy! " Chibi Veggie smirked.
" We? "
" OFF TO ADVENTURE! " he screamed, then pressed a large red button.
" VEGETA NO!! " Kakorot yelled as the time machine disappeared.
" VEGGIE-CHAN! " Ruby shouted, " OH NO! "
" Greetings! " a figure said from behind them as Ruby, Nappa, & Raditz turned around to
see a familiar purple, uh, lavender-hairred time-traveler, " You must be my grandma, my name's
Trunks Briefs! "
Raditz rolled his eyes, " Here we go again! "
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4:14 PM 3/26/01
God, I'm sorry it took me so long to finish this last part. ::looks up @ top of fic::, almost
2 weeks. Well, @ least I finally finished it :) I hope everyone enjoyed it and now I'm going to
do the next fic that I mentioned @ the end of my last one. It's kind of a sequal to my first
story & it might be out by next week if I'm lucky.
End Note: Some ideas for this fic came from a DBZ comic strip I draw in a section of
my school notebook. The comic's called "Prince & the Pauper", hopefully sometime I'll be able
to get some of it put up online somewhere. If & when I do I'll be sure to make a note of it in
the next fic I get put here. -Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "You two are a perfect team, a vegetable & a carrot"-Brain from Pinky &
the Brain
Chuey's Corner: I don't own anything except Ruby, the "Masked Avenger" idea, and
Chibi Veggie's teddy bear.
Summary: Chibi Veggie-chan's accidently sent himself into the
future using one of the machines on Bejito-sei. Now Chibi Goku,
Raditz, & Nappa have to find a way to bring him back before his
parents find out. Will they be able to pull it off? How will Chibi
Veggie deal with his future self, along with a baka version of his
best buddy? And will Nappa's hair EVER grow back?
Ages:
Chibi Vegeta: 5
Chibi Goku: 2
Raditz: 14
Nappa: Anyone's guess
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" Uhh..who, who is this? " Vegeta gawked at the small boy sleeping on his sofa.
" A chibi? " Goku asked.
" OF COURSE IT'S A CHIBI! I CAN SEE THAT! " Vegeta shouted, " BUT _WHO_ IS HE! AND WHAT'S
HE DOING ON MY COUCH! "
" Umm, sleeping? "
" Kakorot I should slug you! " Vegeta raised his fist to Goku's face as Chibi Veggie
opened his eyes, then stretched out & yawned.
" Why? Whad I do?! " Goku asked.
" FOR ONE THING EVERY TIME I BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU YOU INSTANTLY ACHIEVE A HIGHER
KI AND MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME!!! "
" But Vegeta, we ARE monkeys. Well, during the full moon anyway. " Goku corrected him.
" SEE! YOU'RE DOING IT TO ME AGAIN! " he shouted as Chibi Veggie wandered out the front
door and noticed a large circular room on the front lawn.
" Oooh, shiny! " he grinned, then skipped up the steps of the machine, opened the door, &
closed it behind him.
" AND ANOTHER THING! HOW COME EVERYTIME THERE'S TROUBLE ALL THOSE BAKAS ALWAYS SHOUT;
"Oh no! An evil monster, don't worry, Goku will save us, he's our hero"; WHY IS IT NO ONE WANTS
ME TO HELP SAVE THEM!! EVERYTIME YOU AND YOUR BAKA BUDDIES DEFEAT SOMEONE EVERYONE ALWAYS CROWDS
AROUND _YOU_ AND SAYS HOW _WONDERFUL_ AND _HEROIC_ YOU ARE WHILE I SIT IN THE CORNER LIKE A FOOL!
" Vegeta yelled angrily.
" Well, maybe if you were nicer to everyone and treated them better and care about them
maybe they would care about you too. " Goku said as Vegeta got a hurt look on his face, then
wiped it off and continued to scowl.
" HEH! I am no weakling like YOU Kakorot. I am a warrior! " Vegeta smirked, pleased with
himself.
" Yeah, " Goku nodded as he left the room, " But there's one thing that you'll never
surpass me in. "
" Height? "
" Nope, the amount of people who love you. " he grinned as Vegeta's face fell, " Oh look!
A penny! " Goku shouted as he bent underneath the table & picked up the coin, then bent back up
and smacked his head against the underside of the table, " Oww! "
" I hate it when Kakorot gives those baka touchy-feely speeches! I think I feel sick! "
Vegeta groaned, disqusted as he grabbed a hold of his stomach, then noticed the sofa was now
empty.
" Kakorot! Where's the kid!? "
" Got it! " Goku smiled at the penny in his hand, then lifted his head up, only to smack
it on the bottom of the table again, " Oww! What kid? "
" THE ONE THAT WAS SLEEPING ON THE BLASTED COUCH! YOU KNOW! The one who looked just like
me! " Vegeta shouted.
" Kid...I didn't see any kid? "
" But you were playing with him only 20 minutes ago! How can you so easily forget about
him?! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Forget about who? "
" Oh forget it Kakorot, I'm going out to the gravity room to train if you need me, which
you probably won't. "
" Vegeta? " Goku asked.
" What? "
" I forgot what you told me to remember to forget. "
" JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!! "
Goku grinned, " Oh-key do-key! "
" Ooooh. " Chibi Veggie said as he looked about the gravity room and noticed a small
control panel against a wall, " Look at all the numbers. " he said outloud, then pressed a button
that changed the digits to -200 & turned several knobs.
" Gravity simulation activated. " a robotic voice announced as Chibi Veggie looked around
for the source of the noise, then felt himself being lifted up into the air.
" I'M FLYING! " Chibi Veggie grinned, then began to run as fast as he could, then
noticed he wasn't moving, stopped, " Wuh-oh. "
" Feh! Baka, I'll show him. " Vegeta's voice snarled from outside the gravity room.
" Someone's coming! " Chibi Veggie gulped, then paddled through the room down to the
control panel and hit a large red button.
" Program de-activated. " the voice said as Chibi Veggie sighed, then felt the gravity
pulling him back down, causing him to smash into the floor.
" Ohhhh... " Chibi Veggie groaned, then dashed into a small cabinet underneath the
control room just as Vegeta entered the room.
" Negative 200?! " Vegeta gawked at the control panel's digits, " Now what the..OF COURSE
! " he smacked himself on his forehead, " Kakorot's been in here. " Vegeta grumbled, " That baka
better not have broken anything. " he said, then set it back to 400.
" I gotta get outta here. " Chibi Veggie whispered to himself, then reached for the
cabinet knob.
" Simiulation activated. 400 times planet's normal gravity. " the machine said as Chibi
Veggie began to get up, then felt himself being pulled drastically downward against the floor.
" EEEEP! "
Vegeta looked around the room, then rubbed his left ear, " I must be hearing things
again. " he said, then shrugged & started excercising.
" OHhhhhhhh... " Chibi Veggie cried from inside the cabinet as his eyes glazed over while
he tried despreately to left himself off of the floor, " TOUSSAN!!! " he wailed.
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow and glanced over at the cabinet, " Trunks? B-chan? " he said as
he bent down to the cabinet, then, hearing no response, went back to what he was doing, " I have
to be losing my mind. "
" Hmm, it worked better than I previously imagined it would. " Kakorot said, proud of
himself as he hopped out of the newly constructed time machine onto a large patch of grass in
front of a circular-shaped building.
" So, this is the future... " Raditz said as he looked around, " Feels light. "
" That's because we're on Earth dummy. " Kakorot mumbled.
" But I thought we were going to Earth. " Nappa said, confused.
" WE ARE ON EARTH!! "
" But you said.. "
" Just shut up, ok? " Kakorot put his hand on his forehead, " Note to self, refrain
from informing Nappa about any future planetery conquests. " he said into a small tape recorder,
" Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find my future self and find out exactly HOW easy it was
to conquer this chunk of rock. " Kakorot smirked, then waddled off.
" Where're YOU going? " Raditz asked Mirai, who headed towards the house in front of him.
" Oh, I have to go check on Mom & the others. Maybe I can find out if my time machine's
still in good shape. " he answered, then knocked on the door, which quickly opened.
" HIII!! " Bura shouted happily, then gaped, " Trunks? How did you get out here? " she
asked, confused.
" Umm, I used the front door? "
" No, I mean how can you be here when I was just playing with you back there? " Bura said
as Trunks looked behind her to see himself sitting on the couch in the living room waving at him.
" Oh shoot. " he smacked his hands onto his face.
" You've been doing an awful lot of time travel lately, haven't you? " Bura crossed her
arms.
" Why? " Mirai asked.
" Because he's the 5th "you" I've met up with today. " Bura said as Mirai sweatdropped.
" Uhh, speaking of time-travelers, have you seen a short little kid this tall-- " Mirai
put his hand down to about 2 feet off the ground, " --with freckles, a tail, and hair just like
Toussan's? "
" No, why? " Bura said as a large grinning figure behind her popped his head out of the
doorway.
" I DID! " Goku grinned, " I was playing with him & we went fishing & had cocoa & sat
around on Bulma's furniture and-- "
" Thanks Goku! Where is he? " Mirai said eagerly.
" Err, I have no idea. " Goku said as Mirai & Bura fell down animé style.
" Great, just great! " Mirai groaned.
" Whadda you suppose they're talkin about back there. " Nappa asked Raditz as they
watched from across the lawn as Goku & an aggrivated Mirai continued their conversation.
" Hey, I'm a psychic, not a mind-reader. " Raditz hissed.
Nappa shrugged, " Same thing. "
" Excuse me, are you looking for someone. " a voice said from behind them as Raditz
turned around.
" Yeah, actually. We're looking for a little kid called--EEEEEK!! IT'S HIM!!! " Raditz
screamed as he rushed behind Nappa, shivering.
" What? Haven't you seen a Namekian before? " Piccolo asked as he glared at Raditz, who
shrieked Kaasan as loud as he could.
" NAPPA! IT'S THE BIG GREEN GUY WITH THE ANTENNE AND THE BIG EARS AND THE TURBAN I TOLD
YOU ABOUT!! HE'S COME TO KILL ME AND KAKOROT!!! HIDE ME!!! "
Nappa looked down at Piccolo, " Excuse my friend, he has had a long day and happens to
be victim to several kinds of paranoia. He's under the impression that you're going to kill him
because of a vision he had. "
Piccolo looked at Raditz, " I did. About 13 years ago. "
Raditz turned a pale green, then fainted.
" That can't be good. " Nappa poked his friend, " HEY PURPLE! " he yelled at Mirai, " I
THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH RADITZ! "
" My name is TRUNKS! And it is NOT purple, it's LAVENDER! " he hissed.
" Raditz? " Goku said, hopping outside & running over to his unconsious brother, " I
thought he was destroyed. "
" Duh, Dad? " Raditz rubbed his eyes as he sat up, then shook his head, " You're not
dad! "
" Nope! I'm Son Goku--err, "Kakorot"! " Goku grinned as he held out his hand & helped
Raditz up.
" You're kidding, right? " Raditz said nervously, " I mean you told me you were gonna
take over this planet. "
" I did? "
" Yeah! Where's the palace? Where's the courtroom? Where's your crown and cape? Where's
all the loyal servants you've been boasting to me about?! " Raditz exclaimed.
" ...I have no idea what you're talking about. " Goku said.
Raditz thought for a moment, then smacked himself on the face, " OF COURSE! I forget my
own predictions so quickly! I should write stuff down. You have "amnesia", right? "
Goku raised an eyebrow, " Huh? "
" You know, amnesia! When you forget everything that's ever happened to you! "
" Who are you? "
" I'm a better psychic than I thought. " Raditz said, amazed.
" Goku, I can explain. " Mirai said, " I used the time machine to go to the past to meet
my grandparents, on Dad's side. While I was there, toussan accidently used my time machine to
send himself to the future, err, present, err, here. Anyway, the you of the past quickly built
another one to take us back so Raditz & Nappa & you could help find him. "
" He never ceases to amaze me. " Piccolo mumbled to Goku, who nodded stupidly.
" GAH! KAKOROT! RUN! HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU WITH HIS LASER ATTACK THINGY! " Radtiz yelled,
then pushed Goku to the side.
" Now why would Piccolo ever to something like that? He's our buddy! " Goku grinned as
Piccolo stood silently, then let out a snort.
" That's strange, I don't sense a familiar ki anywhere. " Kakorot said as he waddled
back towards the group while pressing various buttons on his scouter, which he held in his hand.
" Ahhh..LITTLE KID! " Goku squealed happily, then grabbed Kakorot & held him up.
" He looks just like Goten! " Bura smiled, " Only littler. "
" PUT ME DOWN YOU OVERSIZED OUF! " Kakorot yelled as he tried to pull himself out of
Goku's grasp, " DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? "
Goku thought for a moment.....
" Umm, no? "
" OF COURSE YOU DON'T! I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU YET! " Kakorot growled, then smirked, " I am
Kakorot, the future ruler of this miserable planet you call Earth! "
" Whoa, YOU'RE Kakorot? How ironic. That's what Vegeta calls me too. " Goku grinned.
" Ka, you're name, is, Kakorot?! " Kakorot said, shocked.
" Yup! That's my saiyajin name. But everyone around here calls me Son Goku! "
Kakorot's face turned stark white as he looked around and noticed the "I toldja so" look
on his brother's face, " YOU CAN'T BE!! " Kakorot lept to the ground and turned on his scouter.
" What's his problem? " Goku asked.
" He doesn't believe you're him. Or he's you, or vice-versa. " Raditz shrugged.
" OH! Is THAT what's wrong. " Goku said.
" This can't be! It's impossible! That barberic ouf cannot be my future self! I am of
such a high intelligance level that to have my genius reduced to that of a slobbering baka, I
would either have to become the victim to a high amount of stress, or I would have to, in
layman's terms, hit my head really really hard! " Kakorot said as he scribbled various numbers
down on a piece of paper.
" Actually, I did. "
" Did what? "
" Hit my head. I fell down a 600ft deep canyon, landed on my head & it to split wide
open. After that I couldn't remember a thing. I was dumb as doorknob! But look at me now! " Goku
grinned widely as Kakorot stared at him for a second, then broke into hysterics.
" THIS CANNOT BE!! HOW CAN THIS BE! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! I know I may be forgetful
sometimes BUT HOW CAN I FORGET EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF! AND HOW COULD I CRACK MY HEAD! I AM A
SAYIAJIN! MY HEAD IS SUPPOSED TO WITHSTAND LARGE KI BLASTS! HOW COULD IT BE BROKEN BY MERE
CAVERN! "
" WILL YOU SHUT UP! " Vegeta screamed as he threw open the door to the gravity chamber.
" Oh...my...God... " Raditz breathed as Vegeta noticed the familiar trio.
" Now how the..oh, yes, Mirai, of course! " Vegeta said to himself, then smirked evilly
at Raditz & Nappa, walking up to them.
" Hey, he looks just like King Bejito. " Nappa pointed out as Raditz belted him in the
gut.
" YOU IDIOT! Take a closer look! It's Vegeta! " Raditz growled as Nappa's eyes widened.
" Wow...he's a lot shorter than I thought he would become. " Nappa said to Raditz, who
gulped as he stared at the evil expression on Vegeta's face, " Hi there Vegeta! " he smiled,
" Ohh, Raditz, he doesn't look very evil to me. " Nappa said, then held out his hand, " Put 'er
there little buddy! " he said as Vegeta grabbed Nappa's hand, then tossed him over his shoulder
and onto the ground.
" See... " Nappa said weakly, " Same 'ol Veggie. "
" This is impossible! " Kakorot wailed as he went back to his calculations. Vegeta walked
up to him and half-grinned.
" Well well well, look who it is. " Vegeta cackled from behind Kakorot, who turned his
head & stared at Vegeta curiously.
" Who are you! Leave me to my work, I'm busy! " Kakorot said, then went back to what he
was doing.
" If it isn't the only person back on Bejito-sei shorter than I. " Vegeta snickered,
" How's my favorite little sidekick? "
" Eh...WAH! " Kakorot lept to his feet and narrowed his eyes at Vegeta, " YOU! You leave
me alone! I have plans to create and things to destroy! "
Kakorot felt himself being lifted off the ground & looked up to see Vegeta holding him
by the tail, " PUT ME DOWN! "
" Ok, " Vegeta said, then slammed Kakorot into the ground & grabbed his papers & glanced
at them.
" NO! GIVE THOSE BACK! " Kakorot shouted.
Vegeta got an impish smile on his face, " Make me! " he blew a raspberry at Kakorot, then
laughed.
Kakorot grumbled, " I never liked him. "
" Hi mister who looks just like Goten! " Bura grinned, then grabbed Kakorot from behind
& hugged him.
" LET GO OF ME! " Kakorot yelled.
" Oh, Kakorot, I'd like to introduce you to my little B-chan! " Vegeta said, then walked
up to Bura & rubbed her hair, " I helped spawn her! " he grinned.
Kakorot's face grew pale, " You, you mean, this is YOUR daughter?! " Kakorot gulped.
" Hai! " Vegeta said proudly, " Isn't she PERFECT! "
" Perfectly annoying if you ask me. " Kakorot said as he tried to get out of Bura's grip.
" Are you insulting my little B-chan! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Kakorot, who turned
a green color, " Because if you are I will see to it that you do not live to see tomorow. " he
said, then went SSJ2, causing Kakorot to scream in fear at the top of his lungs.
" YOU'RE A SUPER SAIYAJIN!!!! " Kakorot yelped.
" That's right. _I'M_ the legendary super saiyajin. " Vegeta lied.
" No you're not! Queen Ruby's the legendar--MMPH! " Nappa cried as Raditz smacked his
hand overtop of Nappa's mouth.
" SHH! " Raditz whispered loudly.
" Yu, you're the le, legendary-- " Kakorot stuttered, frightened.
" Yes. " Vegeta chuckled, " Stand back B-chan. " he said, picking up Bura & setting her
down on the porch, " Now I'm going to teach you a little lesson for all those times you wouldn't
play me because of those baka plans of yours. " he said, cracking his knuckles.
" WAHHHHHHH!!! " Kakorot screamed at the top of his lungs, then heard a loud clanging
noise and turned to see a small figure standing ontop of the gravity chamber.
" Fear not good citizens! You're savor has arrived! " a figure shouted as the wind blew
his cape from side to side.
" Oh no! " Kakorot wailed, " It CAN'T be! Please let it not be.. "
" --THE MASKED AVENGER!!! " the figure grinned as he backed up and leaped off of the
gravity room, " A-WAY! " he shouted, then fell smack-down onto the lawn below, " I think I'm
going to have to learn how to fly. " he rubbed his head; an embarassed look on Vegeta's face as
the group stared at the small boy wearing a black mask & a red cape.
" Is this really the time for this? " Raditz groaned.
" YES IT IS! " the "masked-avenger" said loudly, then walked over to Kakorot, " Do not
worry citizen, I'm here now! "
Kakorot sighed, " That's what I'm afraid of. "
" BACK FOUL VILL-E-ANN! FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! Not to mention my sidekick. "
Nappa turned to an aggrivated Raditz, " At least we found him. "
" At this point I wish we hadn't. " Raditz mumbled.
" Hey Nappa wanna help me save the day? " the "masked avenger" asked as he looked up at
the tall, balding man.
" Ok Veggie, I mean, Masked Avenger. " Nappa smiled, then felt a tug on his collar.
" YOU IDIOT! " Raditz growled, " I thought we promised not to give into him anymore. "
" But it will help us get him back home. " Nappa said as Raditz eyes widened.
" Ya know Nappa, every once in a while, you say something smart. " Raditz said, shocked,
then bent down to Chibi Veggie's height, " Hey kid, listen. If we help you "save" my brother over
there, will you promise to come back home with us so your parents don't send us in front of the
firing squad? "
Chibi Veggie thought for a moment, " ...maybe. "
" Maybe's good enough for me. " Raditz smirked.
" Now where was I?... " the "masked avenger" thought, " OH YEAH! " he snapped his
fingers, then coughed & began to talk in his "superhero" voice again, " I WAS ABOUT TO CRUSH THE
EVIL PLAGUING MY SIDEKICK! " he said, then narrowed his eyes at Vegeta, who's face was still
beet-red from embarassment, " ALRIGHT YOU! ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE QUIETLY OR DO I HAVE TO tell
my Daddy on you! "
" Ohhhhhh... " Vegeta put his hands over his face in mortification.
" Hey, you're right Vegeta! He DOES look just like you. " Goku grinned.
" Shut up Kakorot. " Vegeta moaned, then felt a tug on his boot & looked down to see the
"masked avenger" trying to flip him backwards by pulling his foot out from under him, but with
little success.
" YOU...MENACE...PREPARE...TO...FACE...YOU'RE...DOON!!! " Chibi Veggie grunted as he
pulled with all his might.
" It's "doom", dummy. " Kakorot crossed his arms.
Chibi Veggie glanced over at his "sidekick", " That's what I said. "
" Ohhhh. " Kakorot groaned, then watched as Vegeta grabbed Chibi Veggie by the cape &
held him up.
" WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO! MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!! " Vegeta cried while Piccolo
& Goku continued to laugh at the saiyajin prince as Chibi Veggie stared at him, confused.
" No, I'm trying to destroy you. I'm a superhero, that's what I do! " Chibi Veggie
exclaimed as Piccolo laughed harder.
" I can't believe I was this big of a baka! " Vegeta groaned.
Piccolo shouted, " I CAN! "
" SHUT UP NAMEK!!! " Vegeta roared as he sent a large ki blast in Piccolo's direction,
who leaned sideways, dodging it.
Chibi Veggie smacked Vegeta on the cheek, who instantly rubbed it, causing him to drop
Chibi Veggie to the ground.
" A-HA! Once again, _I_, the "MASKED AVENGER"; tradmark; has defeated the monster and
saved the world all in one day! "
" Good for you.. " Kakorot said sarcastically, " Are you done? "
" Umm, I think so. " Chibi Veggie said.
" Then can we go now? "
" Nope. "
" WHADDA YOU MEAN "NOPE"! YOU EITHER COME BACK WITH US NOW OR I'LL KI BLAST YOUR ROYAL
TUSH HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD. " Kakorot screamed.
" Oh yeah? " Chibi Veggie grinned, then pulled a small object out of his pocket as
Kakorot gasped.
" A PACIFIER!! " Kakorot yelped.
" That's right! Come one step near me & I'll send you to dreamland faster than you can
count! " Chibi Veggie snickered.
" Now that's fast. " Nappa said, then yelped as Raditz smacked him across the back of his
head.
" What do you think this is! Some kind of cheezy radio show! " Raditz huffed.
" Oh Kakor-rot! " Chibi Veggie said in a sing-song voice as he crept towards the other
small child, " Lookie what I got. " he said, then, using the pacifier as a sword, aimed for
Kakorot's mouth.
" DON'T GET THAT THING NEAR ME!! " Kakorot shouted as Chibi Veggie chased him around in
a circle.
" HA HA! THE MASKED AVENGER _NEVER_ LOSES!!! " Chibi Veggie laughed maniacally, then
whipped around just as Kakorot ran into him, knocking them both to the ground.
" Ohh, my head! " Kakorot cried as he rubbed his head, then looked up to see Chibi Veggie
. He gasped just as Chibi Veggie stuck the pacifier in Kakorot's mouth, causing the smaller boy's
eyes to close. Kakorot slumped to the ground, now fast asleep.
" G'night Kak'rot. " Chibi Veggie snickered as he patted his friend on the head, then
got up.
" YOU KILLED ME! Err, him, err, me, uh, YOU KNOW! " Goku cried, " Oh well. "
" Actually, I just put him to sleep. Ka'krot can't stay awake as long as he has his
pacifier in his mouth. " Chibi Veggie pointed out, then picked up Kakorot & handed him to Raditz.
" Ok, you "defeated" the monster and knocked my little brother out. Are you done yet! "
Raditz whined.
" But I don't wanna go. I wanna stay here & protect peoples and drink cocoa & stuff. "
Chibi Veggie cried.
Raditz sweatdropped, " Either come with us now, or, " he pulled a teddy bear out of the
time machine, " I decapitate Pookee here! "
" AHH! POOKEE NO! " Chibi Veggie screeched, rushing over to Raditz & jumping up as high
as he could, " GIVE POOKEE BACK NOW!!! "
" Ungh, you can have your stupid bear if you get in the vehicle. NOW. " Raditz narrowed
his eyes at Chibi Veggie, who got a stubborn look on his face & sat down.
" No. "
" No huh. " Raditz put his hands on his hips, " Ok. " he smirked then twisted the stuffed
bear's head.
" POOKEE'S HEAD DOESN'T MOVE THAT WAY!! " Chibi Veggie wailed.
" Get in the VEHICLE chowderhead! "
" NO! "
Raditz turned the bear's head all the way around, some of the strings on it's neck
begining to snap as tears welled up in Chibi Veggie's eyes, " I don't care about your stupid
Pukey, just get in the car before I lose my patience. "
Chibi Veggie manufactured a small ball of ki in his hand and tossed it at Raditz, hitting
him in the croch. Raditz screamed at the top of his lungs, tossed the bear to the ground & fell
to his knees.
" EEEOW!! YOU STUPID LITTLE--OHHHHH THAT HURT!!! " Raditz cried as Chibi Veggie picked
up his teddy bear & hugged it tightly.
" NOW I'm done. " Chibi Veggie nodded happily, then hopped into the time machine, a
giggling Nappa following him.
" Hehehe, that was hilarious Veggie, err, masked avenger. " Nappa chuckled.
" Why thank you Nappa, " he smiled, " COME ON RADITZ! " Chibi Veggie shouted.
" I...hate...you. " Raditz yelped as he dropped the sleeping Kakorot into the time
machine, then hopped in himself.
" Hee-hee! " Chibi Veggie grinned, "Goku-style" as Vegeta felt his face pale, " BYE GOKU
BYE BURA BYE MRS. BRIEFS BYE VEGETA!!!! " he shouted as he waved his arms while Nappa pushed a
large blue bottom on the controls, causing the small group along with the time machine to
disappear.
Vegeta stared at the blank spot for a moment, " Did, he, just call me Vegeta?! "
" Yeah, I told him all about you when we were fishing. He asked me why you were so
grumpy all the time and I told him it was because you were jealous of me being stronger than you.
He looked up at me with the oddest expression on his face and said that was the stupidest
reason he had ever heard of; and that no matter how hard you try there'll always
be people in this world who are better than you and worse than you. " Goku said, " That and he
said if you were gonna choose someone to be jealous of, you could do better than me. "
" Kakorot? " Vegeta looked up at Goku.
" Yeah? "
" Shut up. "
" But Vegeta I was just trying to put some moral into the--MMPH! " Goku looked down to
see Kakorot's pacifier in his mouth. Goku swayed backward sleepily, then fell to the ground,
snoring loudly.
Vegeta smirked, " I miss that kid. "
" Veggie-chan! " Queen Ruby cried as she hugged her son tightly, " OH VEGGIE-CHAN! WHERE
WERE YOU! "
" I dunno! " Chibi Veggie shrugged stupidly as his mother rolled her eyes.
" Your father was so worried about you! " she sighed.
Kakorot leaned over the side of the time machine, " I feel sick.. "
" YOU FEEL SICK! I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY WAIST THANKS TO THAT LITTLE BRAT!! " Raditz
screamed as Chibi Veggie smirked at him.
" Well I enjoyed myself. " Nappa said proudly as Raditz narrowed his eyes at him.
" I'm sure you did. " he said though his teeth.
" So did I, I learned how to fish and got my own gi and had some earth hot-chocolate
and even met my future self. And you know what else! "
Ruby looked at her son inquizzitively, " What? "
Chibi Veggie grinned Goku-style, " Mr. Son taught it to me! "
Ruby covered her mouth with her hands as her face turned green, then grabbed a paper
bag & regurgated in it.
" Are you okay Mama? " Chibi Veggie gasped.
" Eh? Oh, yes, I'm fine Veggie-chan. " Ruby said as Chibi Veggie patted her on the back.
" Good! " Chibi Veggie smiled, then hopped back in the time machine.
" WHAT are you doing?! " Kakorot demanded, still leaning over the machine from inside,
" And where the heck are you going?! "
" WHERE am I going? You mean WE, good buddy! " Chibi Veggie smirked.
" We? "
" OFF TO ADVENTURE! " he screamed, then pressed a large red button.
" VEGETA NO!! " Kakorot yelled as the time machine disappeared.
" VEGGIE-CHAN! " Ruby shouted, " OH NO! "
" Greetings! " a figure said from behind them as Ruby, Nappa, & Raditz turned around to
see a familiar purple, uh, lavender-hairred time-traveler, " You must be my grandma, my name's
Trunks Briefs! "
Raditz rolled his eyes, " Here we go again! "
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4:14 PM 3/26/01
God, I'm sorry it took me so long to finish this last part. ::looks up @ top of fic::, almost
2 weeks. Well, @ least I finally finished it :) I hope everyone enjoyed it and now I'm going to
do the next fic that I mentioned @ the end of my last one. It's kind of a sequal to my first
story & it might be out by next week if I'm lucky.
End Note: Some ideas for this fic came from a DBZ comic strip I draw in a section of
my school notebook. The comic's called "Prince & the Pauper", hopefully sometime I'll be able
to get some of it put up online somewhere. If & when I do I'll be sure to make a note of it in
the next fic I get put here. -Chuquita