Insanity Underground
Disclaimer:See part 1.
FicDanalas:*looks at him as if to say "ok, you insolent fool."* Simple. It's my fic. I'll do whatever I want in the form of my authorself. And I don't know about y'all, but I need my Stevie, so...
A plot hole opens up and Steve falls out. Danalas immediatly wraps her arms around him, kissing him.
Steve:Um, Baby, as glad as I am to see you, what the fuck just happened?
FicDanalas:My authorself opened up a plot hole and brought you here. It's also how my entire drama class got here. *G*
Kaitlin:She did have a bunch of fairy tale people here but then she killed them!
FicDanalas:They weren't essential to the plot!
AuthorDanalas:Oh, and just so I don't have to waste space, the way I'm writing it, everybody here knows everybody. OK?
Everybody looks at eachother, wondering at the wisdom of such a decision, except for FicDanalas, who just grins, looking self-satisfied.
Adam:Alright. We need leadership. Since Boo's our ITS presedent, I say we have him lead.
Boo:Alright, no problem. We'll probably find our way through faster if we split up so...
FicDanalas:Oh, no. I am the only one here who knows the movie. I am the only one here who knows what kind of tricks are in the labyrinth. I'm leading.
Boo:Alright. I don't think any of us can argue with your logic. Lead on.
FicDanalas:First off, we are NOT splitting up. That can only get us in more trouble. Second, if we get questioned with any riddles, I'll answer them. Third, if anything tries to take your head off, run.
Sarah P.:Why would anything try to just take our heads off?
FicDanalas:Fireys. They'll try to take ANYONE's heads off. Like I said. If we run into them, we run.
*switch out of script mode*
Danalas, Steve, Sarah P, Adam, Boo, Dustin, Alex, Kaitlin, Josh, Landon, Melody, Melanie, Jenifer, Andrea, Tabitha, Ryan, John, Colt, Joseph, Brad, Amanda, Derek, Carrie, and Janel all made their way into the labyrinth, heading down the left path. Eventually, Danalas led them through a wall and into the hedge maze.
*switch to script mode*
FicDanalas:Alright, you guys. Now it's really important that we don't split up. If we do, anything could happen. We could get attacked by faries, fall into an oubliette, get stuck in a sudden dead-end that quickly becomes four walls heading in to squish you, get sent into the Bog of Eternal Stench, or even get killed.
Steve:Bog of Eternal Stench? Is that anything like a bog of smeg?
FicDanalas:No. The Bog of Eternal Stench...well, it smells. Bad. And the worse part is, if you step in it, you'll smell that way for the rest of your life. It'll never come off.
Brad:Never?
FicDanalas:Never. Atleast, that's what the movie said, and I think I'll go with the movie.
Suddenly, another wormhole drops open, and out fall Lister, Rimmer, the Cat, and Kryten.
Lister:Smeg in hell! What just happened?
Cat:I don't know, but my new suit is wrinkled, and I don't have my personal iron with me!
Rimmer:Kryten, what happened?
Kryten:I don't know, sir. We seem to have fallen through a rip in the space-time continuem.
Holly:*from Lister's watch*Actually, a plot hole opened up and has sent us into a Labyrinth fanfic.
Rimmer:A what?
Holly:Labyrinth was a movie from the 1980's staring David Bowie. It was about a girl who wished her baby brother away and then had to go through a huge maze to get him back from the evil Goblin King. A fanfic is a story about the characters written by a fan. The author of this particular fic put us here.
Lister:And how do you know all that, Hol?
Holly:The author told me.
Cat:I knew it! Even with an IQ of 15,000, he doesn't know everything!
AuthorDanalas:He knows it if I say he knows it. And I said he knows it, so he knows it.
Rimmer:Mind putting that so Lister and the Cat can understand it?
FicDanalas:What my authorself said, smeg-for-brains, is that, since she's the author, she can have anyone know whatever she wants them to know simply because she's the author. And I know you only say to say it so Lister and the Cat can understand it because you're too embarrased to admit you're a complete and utter smeg-head.
Holly:I think she's hit it right on the head, Arnold.
Steve, Dustin, and Joseph are starting to snicker. The rest remain straight-faced, not understanding the joke.