Insanity Underground
Disclaimer:See part 1.
Jareth:Yes? What now?
FicDanalas:Get them out of here and back on the Red Dwarf where they belong! This journey is for my drama class, not for anyone else!
Jareth:I don't think so. I think I'll just leave them to travel with you.
AuthorDanalas:Actually, it's not just a journey for our drama class. It's just for the pure insanity of it. And so we can do to people what we wish to without any retributions from the law, or getting suspended from school or detention.
FicDanalas:You're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you? You're always right. But still, is the crew of Red Dwarf really needed?
AuthorDanalas:You're right. But we don't need Jareth. *poofs him back to the castle, then opens up a plot hole and sends the crew of Red Dwarf back to their ship* There. Better?
FicDanalas:Much.
AuthorDanalas:But, because you made me get rid of them, I'm droppin in the one person who got us started on Red Dwarf.
FicDanalas:Monkey Troll?
AuthorDanalas:Yep. *opens a plot hole and Rob drops out*
Rob:What the...? Did you have to drop me in here without Katie?
AuthorDanalas:Yep. Because if I brought her in I'd have to bring Landon's Katie in, and I don't know their last names so how would I distinguish them?
Rob:I really don't understand your logic sometimes.
Dustin:Hold up. If everybody knows everybody, then how come most of us didn't know the crew of Red Dwarf?
Rob:You brought in the crew of Red Dwarf?
AuthorDanalas:Yeppers. And to answer your question, Dustin, the crew of the Red Dwarf isn't real and they aren't related to the Labyrinth so...not everybody knows them. *nod*
Alex:But you said everybody knows everybody.
FicDanalas:Don't argue with us. We're a very busy author.
Rob:Please tell me you're using the royal we.
AuthorDanalas:Nopers. We as in my author self and my fic self!
Rob:Ok...I knew you were hypersensitive, but I didn't know you had a split personality.
Kaitlin:Well most of us don't even know that much.
Rob:Your drama class should know you better than I do, Danalas.
FicDanalas:But I've known you longer than they have! Hell, you know more about me than Steve does.
Steve:But I'm the one that can always make you laugh.
FicDanalas:You're not the only one, Love.
Steve:Bah.
FicDanalas:*imitates a goat**this makes the rest of her drama class begin immitating goat sounds except for Colt and Joeseph, who aren't in ITS and therefor weren't there when they encountered goat boy*
(A/N: e-mail me if you want to know about GoatBoy....I don't want to explain it here.)
*switch to regular mode*
Eventually, all the goat sounds died down, and the group continued their journey through the labyrinth. Soon, they came to the Fireys' forest.
*switch to script mode*
A/N:Bwahahaha....thought you were going to get further, did you? Don't worry, I'll have part four up ASAP. *evil grin*