Insanity Underground
Disclaimer:See part 1.
Everyone did their part, and within an hour they were sitting around a huge bonfire, eating berries and fruits they had found. They had, of course, avoided the peaches.
After eating, they put out enough of the fire that it wouldn't spread, leaving only enough to last through most of the night, and slept. The next morning, they once again built up a small fire, had some more berries and fruit, then broke camp, heading on.
*switch to script mode*
AuthorDanalas:Ok, everybody, stop right there.
Sarah P.:What now?
AuthorDanalas:Ok. You're in a land where nothing is as it seems. Y'alls is surrounded by Fae magic. So, I'm giving you all magic powers so you can just transport to the castle.
FicDanalas:Alright! Thespian magic!
AuthorDanalas:No, dear, that's how you get 90 hours of theater in a day. Besides, thespian magic is for thespians only, which rules out Steve, Rob, Colt, and Joseph.
Landon:Ok. So,uh...what kind of magic are we getting, then?
AuthorDanalas:You're getting Mary-Sue magic. It's magic that only characters in a Mary-Sue can have. And since I'm in this fic, and a Mary-Sue is a fic where the author inserts him or herself, this is a Mary-Sue and you all get Mary-Sue magic.
Rob:I'm not asking.
Boo:Good idea.
AuthorDanalas:And, Steve, just because you asked so nicely over the phone...*opens up a plot hole and drops in some fireys*
Steve:Yeah! *kills fireys*
Adam:Ok, that was pointless.
Steve:But it was fun.
FicDanalas:Right. Now, lets use our magic and transport ourselves to the castle at the center of teh labyrinth, shall we? *grabs Steve and Rob* Everyone, repeat after me. I wish I was at the castle right now!*she, Steve, and Rob disappear*
The others follow suit and they all are transported to the castle and are surrounded by a bunch of ugly smelly goblins*
*switch to novel mode*
There was no need for a confrontation with Jareth, as no one had been wished away. So, as they entered the castle, they disappeared into a plot hole, one by one, going home. All except for Steve, of course, He stayed with Danalas and, after FicDanalas and AuthorDanalas merged back into one, she and Steve eloped and lived happily ever after.....
(A/N)Hah! I wish...no...Steve and I didn't elope. Though it's a nice thought....hehehe...)
Finis...
