DISCLAIMER: I do not own and am not claiming Akira Toriyama's characters from Dragonball Z. I do; however, own this story and created it myself.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: For the most part
this is a fan fiction, but there is a little bit of song fiction incorporated. The purpose is to imply events, which are
not directly written into this story. The main subject being what would be lemon scenes; however, I am not a
lemon writer, which is why I came up with the idea of incorporating pieces of
lyrics to convey the moment. ANOTHER
DISCLAMER: I do not own and am not claiming the lyrics to Lee Ann Rimes' "Can't
Fight The Moonlight," Mandy Moore's "I Wanna Be With You," or Savage Garden's
"Universe." And PLEASE do not let the
artists that I mentioned sway you from reading this story. I only happen to like those particular songs
and am not an obsessed Lee Ann Rimes or Mandy Moore fan. ;-) Thanks and enjoy!
saiyangerl
Prologue:
The evil Frieza and King Cold have been destroyed by a mystery Super Saiyan
from the future, who has just revealed to Goku who he is. Piccolo, with his
strong sense of hearing, overhears as well. Goku quickly tells the others about
a powerful force of androids that will come to Earth within three years.
"Three
years?!" Krillin cried.
"Yes,
and we'll need all that time in order to train and prepare." said Piccolo
seriously.
"But
you'll never guess who that Super Saiyan was!" Goku exclaimed.
"You
know…he looked familiar. Him and
Vegeta…they looked alike." Krillin
commented.
"Uh…funny you
should mention that Krillin…" Goku
replied trying not to be obvious.
"What
do you mean by that Kakarot?" Vegeta
questioned, arms crossed.
"N-nothing…" Goku stuttered.
"Alright,
Goku! Out with it! Who was that mysterious boy?!" Bulma cried with impatience.
"In
order for him to be a Super Saiyan wouldn't you or Vegeta have to be his
father?" said Krillin.
"That's
right!" Bulma cried. "And if you ask me he looked more like
Vegeta."
"Humph! He looked nothing like me, woman!" Vegeta retorted. "Besides, who is his mother then?" Vegeta had brought up a good point.
"That's
right. If Vegeta is supposedly the
father, then who is his mother?" Krillin wondered aloud.
"Goku! Come on! Speak up!" Bulma said, hands on
hips, stamping her foot.
"Well…" Goku avoided their stares and looked at the
ground, shifting around.
"Why
can't you tell us Goku?!"
"He's
Vegeta's son isn't he?" said Krillin.
"Uh…"
"Come
on, Goku. I know you better than anyone
and you know I'm right." Krillin said,
to prove his point.
"Krillin…I'm
not supposed to say…" Goku replied
hesitantly.
"So
what are you trying to say?" Vegeta
cried. "Is he my son or isn't he?"
Goku
looked at Vegeta and then his eyes shifted away avoiding Vegeta's stare.
"Well
if we know that Vegeta's the father you have to tell us who the mother is
now." Bulma said, pressuring Goku.
"That
would be funny if it was Bulma." Krillin said jokingly.
"Ha. Very funny chrome dome!" Bulma replied, obviously not amused.
"Yeah…wouldn't
that be funny…" Goku said uneasily.
"Uh…Goku…I
don't like the sound of that…" Krillin
had stopped laughing. "Are you trying
to say that Bulma and Vegeta are the mother and father?"
"WHAAAT?!?!" Bulma shrieked and fell over.
"You
can't be serious Kakarot!!!" Vegeta
cried.
"Uh…so…let's
say we start training for those androids…" Goku said, trying to change the subject.
"Goku you know that you weren't supposed to
tell. You've just terminated his
existence." Piccolo said sternly, with his arms crossed.
"But how
did you know that he was the son of Bulma and Vegeta?" Goku asked in surprise.
"YOU MEAN
IT'S TRUE?!?!" Bulma had now jumped
back on to her feet. All eyes were on
Bulma and Vegeta.
"What
are you all staring at?!" yelled Bulma. "If you ask me, I think the future has
just been perfected." She commented, barely glancing at Vegeta.
Vegeta
was in deep thought over the concept. My son?! And with that human woman as
a mate?! What kind of future is that?!
Yamcha, who had been silent during the entire discussion so far, started laughing. "That's funny, Goku! Why would Bulma ever go out with Vegeta?!" he laughed some more. "That's a good one!!!"
"No,
this is no joke." Piccolo said.
"Huh?"
Yamcha stopped laughing.
"Now
that everyone knows it has affected the natural events which were supposed to
occur."
"As
if I would ever waste my time with a woman! I've got better things to do!" said
Vegeta.
"And
as if I'd ever waste my time with a stubborn Saiyan like you!" Bulma retorted.
"We've
got to find a way to fix this, or their son will cease to exist." Piccolo
stated.
"You
expect me to just dump Yamcha and go out with Vegeta?!" Bulma cried. "Well you've got another thing coming if you
think I'd ever even consider somebody like Vegeta!"
"Well
he asked that Goku not mention who he was, but obviously it slipped his mind."
Piccolo stated, looking at Goku.
"Um…sorry."
Goku muttered.
"He
came from the future to warn us so that we could make a better one. And he also
destroyed Frieza and King Cold. Now you're saying we should just forget about
his existence?!" said Piccolo.
"Piccolo,
I've never seen you show such compassion." said Goku.
"We
can also use as many strong fighters as we can get. You never know what lies
ahead." Piccolo replied in a serious tone.
"I
DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! I'M NOT GOING
TO BE VEGETA'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!" Bulma cried out in great protest. The shock was making her ballistic. She took a capsule from her pocket and threw
it to the ground. In a puff of smoke appeared an instant air car. "Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm
out of here!" She hopped in and flew
off back to Capsule Corp.
Vegeta
glared one last time at the others, then charged up and followed to begin
extensive training. Afterwards, Yamcha,
Tien, and Chaozu took off.
The
only ones left were Piccolo, Goku, Gohan, and Krillin. "Listen. We're going to
have to do something about this." Piccolo began.
"You
mean, get Bulma and Vegeta…together???" said Krillin.
"Exactly."
"How
are we going to do that, Piccolo?" Gohan asked.
"Well
I'm not one to know much about relationships so I'll leave that up to you
guys." said Piccolo.
"But
Bulma has been with Yamcha forever!" protested Krillin.
"It
doesn't matter! Trunks will not exist
unless we do something about it!" Piccolo cried impatiently. "Instead of remaining apart for three years, we'll have to get everyone
together a few times until we can assure that the future is put back on its
proper course." With that having been
said, he flew off.
"Well,
now all we have to do is tell your mother that we're going to have to train for
the next three years, Gohan." said Goku.
"Mom's
not gonna like that." said Gohan.
"You
got that right!" Krillin cried. "I still remember when I had to tell her where
you and Gohan were and about the two Saiyans coming to Earth!"
"Well,
we have to break the news to her. Like it or not, we've got to prepare for
those androids." Goku replied.
A few days later…
"So
how did Chichi take the news?" Krillin whispered to Goku.
"Well…she
eventually had to give in…"
"Hey!
Chrome dome! This was your idea! Why don't you do the barbecuing!" Bulma
shouted from the grill.
"Uh…okay."
Krillin said, not wanting to deal with Bulma's ranting, and hurried over.
"Humph!
All Yamcha does is fight!" Bulma grumbled to herself. Yamcha and Tien were
sparring a little with each other, Krillin was cooking at the grill, Master
Roshi was relaxing in a chair reading a magazine, Gohan and Chaozu were playing
Frisbee, and Goku was drooling over the delicious smells coming from the grill.
Vegeta
stood off by himself, with his arms crossed. Mr. Briefs had barely started
working on a gravity machine for him to train in. Humph! Foolish sentimental
gatherings! I can't believe I have to live with these Earthlings! He griped
to himself.
Bulma
stood by the grill while Krillin flipped a couple burgers. Well…it's now or
never. Krillin thought. Gosh I sure hate to sabotage their
relationship…but her and Yamcha were going to break up anyways. I have to
conjure up a fight between them for the sake of the future.
"Say…Bulma!
Why aren't you and Yamcha catching up on some time together? I mean…you've
hardly had a chance to since we were all so busy trying to defeat Frieza." "Humph! He's off sparring with Tien,
even though there's no real fight anytime soon!" Bulma replied angrily.
"Well…I
know we have to train for when those androids come, but I don't see anything
wrong with a little relaxation and fun once in awhile. I mean, we've got three
years." said Krillin.
"If
I complain to him we'll just get in another argument!" Bulma sniffed, crossing
her arms.
"But
Bulma…you're letting him take control. You should show him who's boss. I mean
what's more important to him? You or fighting?"
"I
suppose you're right. Why are you trying to help me, Krillin? I didn't think
you cared about such things. I'm always yelling and insulting you…" Bulma said,
thinking about Krillin's advice.
"I
know you don't mean it, Bulma. And I still consider you a friend. So I'm just
trying to be a good friend by helping another friend." Krillin replied with a
smile.
"Thanks,
Krillin." Bulma said, a smile coming to her face. Then she walked off. I'm
sorry, but I had to do it, Bulma. Krillin thought to himself.
"Yamcha!
Why are you fighting right now?! Frieza was just barely destroyed and all you
can think about is fighting?!" Bulma exclaimed.
Yamcha
and Tien paused, with their fists in the air and in a fighting stance. "But
Bulma, you heard, there's going to be some really powerful androids arriving in
three years. We'll need all the time we can get to prepare." He replied.
"I
know, but there's nothing wrong with relaxing once in awhile!"
"Oh
come on, Bulma. Tien and I are just having a little fun…I'll be with you in a few
minutes, okay?"
"Oh!
So you're just going to brush me off like that! You'd rather fight, huh?!"
Bulma retorted.
"Bulma,
I never said ---" Yamcha began.
"You're
going to have to choose what's more important! Me, or fighting!" Bulma ordered,
cutting Yamcha off.
"Are
you saying that I either fight or be with you?" he questioned.
"That's
right! That's exactly what I'm saying!"
"You
can't just order me not to fight!" he cried. Bulma grumbled, stomped her foot,
and walked off.
Krillin
watched from a distance, feeling bad about setting up the fight. Suddenly a
hand touched his shoulder and Krillin turned around. "Goku!"
"I
know you feel bad, Krillin, but it had to be done. They would've broken up
anyways if I hadn't opened my big mouth and altered the future." said Goku.
"Yeah,
I know you're right, Goku. What's going to be even harder is getting Bulma and
Vegeta together!"
"They
managed to get together somehow in the future so there's got to be a way for us
to make that happen." Goku replied seriously.
"Yeah."
said Krillin.
Gohan
laughed as he and Chaozu threw the Frisbee back and forth. "Try and catch this
one!" Chaozu cried.
Gohan
leapt in to the air, but was just a little bit short of catching the Frisbee.
It flew over his head and over to where Vegeta was standing. "Hey, uh, Vegeta!
Can you throw that back here, please!" Gohan shouted.
"Humph!"
And with a simple blast, Vegeta destroyed the Frisbee. Foolish games! What a
complete waste of time!
"Aw…why'd
ya have to go and do that?" Gohan said with a sad look on his face.
"Come on,
everybody! Let's eat!" exclaimed Goku.
"Come
on, Gohan! We'd better hurry and get some food!" Chaozu cried, pulling Gohan
with him.
After
eating and having a good time, everybody went their separate ways again. Goku,
Gohan, and Krillin were still at Master Roshi's hanging around afterwards. Then
Piccolo landed on the island. "Piccolo!" Gohan cried out happily.
"So…how are things going?" he asked with his usual serious tone.
"Well…Bulma
and Yamcha got in to an argument. I set it up…" said Krillin.
"But
how do we know if they're going to stay angry at each other and broken up?"
asked Goku.
"Well
I encouraged Bulma that she give Yamcha an ultimatum, her or fighting." replied
Krillin.
"Good.
We can almost confirm that phase one has been completed." said Piccolo. "I think we'd better wait and see
though. These things take time. We're dealing with emotions, not fighting
techniques." said Goku.
"But
how in the world are we going to get Bulma and Vegeta together?!" Krillin
cried.
"I
would advise that you wait about a week to ensure that Bulma and Yamcha's
relationship is permanently terminated." Piccolo added.
"Piccolo,
it's going to take a lot longer than that. We have three years, so there is
plenty of time for a relationship to develop between Bulma and Vegeta."
"I've
got it!" Krillin cried jumping in the air.
"Next
week we'll have another gathering, but everybody will come late except for
Bulma and Vegeta! We'll just call this the first step. Then we'll have to come
up with more ideas."
"But
what if Vegeta doesn't want to come?" Gohan questioned.
"I
know! We'll mention there will be some sparring as well!" said Goku.
"I
can't believe nobody's here! Krillin is supposed to help do the cooking!"
Vegeta
just stood with his arms crossed. So…there's going to be sparring. Here's my
chance to beat Kakarot! He thought to himself. Half an hour passed and
still, nobody was there.
"Where
is everybody?!" Bulma cried getting impatient. "Well I have to start preparing
the food. I don't suppose you know how to cook?" she said, looking at Vegeta.
He didn't answer but remained standing, with his arms crossed. "Fine then!" she
cried.
An
hour passed and the food was almost done. "Where is everybody!!!" Bulma cried
angrily, looking at her watch. "And you! You couldn't even help!" she shouted
at Vegeta. He sat in one of the kitchen chairs and did not respond. "You don't
even have anything to say?!" Bulma was really getting angry now and threw a cup
at Vegeta, he moved his head slightly as it flew by him and smashed against the
wall.
Where
is Kakarot?! And why must I put up with this woman?! He
thought with frustration.
"When
I get my hands on that bald head of Krillin's I'm gonna throw it against the
wall like a tennis ball!!!"
Then
Tien and Chaozu walked in. "Hi guys!" Chaozu greeted.
"Why
is everybody so late?!" Bulma cried.
"Late?
We're not late." Said Chaozu.
"Goku told
us to meet here at two o'clock." replied Tien.
"What?!?!
He told me everybody was coming at twelve o'clock!!!"
"Well…you
know Goku. Two o'clock, twelve o'clock, he probably got them mixed up." said
Chaozu, trying to laugh convincingly.
"Just
wait til I get my hands on him!!!" she yelled.
A
few minutes later, Goku arrived. "Hi everybody! Oh hey, Bulma!" he said with a
smile.
Bulma
looked ready to explode. "GOKU!!! I had everything ready two hours early
because you confused the time!!! I can't rely on you to do anything right!!!"
"Sorry…Bulma.
I don't see what the big deal is." Goku replied calmly. Bulma just stomped off.
Everybody gave each other a sly look.
Soon Yamcha arrived. And a few minutes after that came Krillin. "Krillin!!! I'll have you know I prepared ALL the food!!! So you're stuck with the dishes!" Bulma yelled, poking him and walking off.
Krillin
just stood after her and stared. "Wow…she's really mad." He said.
Soon
after eating, everybody gathered outside. "Okay now we'll spar with one partner
for 20 minutes and then switch off. We need to practice fighting different
people to get used to different strengths." said Goku.
Just
then Piccolo arrived. "So are we going to spar or what?" he said.
"Okay,
Gohan, you spar with Chaozu. Krillin you spar with Yamcha…"
"And
I'll take on you, Kakarot." said Vegeta, stepping forward.
"Alright.
Then Tien you spar with Piccolo."
Vegeta and Goku prepared to face off. Vegeta
smiled menacingly. Then they flew in to the air, throwing punches back and
forth. Goku threw a hard punch to Vegeta, which seemed to send him down almost
too easily. But the Saiyan quickly flew back up, and with his super speed hit
Goku from behind.
Meanwhile,
one of Chaozu's punches sent Gohan flying. "Whoa!" he cried, hitting the
ground. He gritted his teeth and got back up. Then he charged at Chaozu.
"Yah!
Yah!" Krillin cried with each attempt to punch Yamcha. Yamcha jumped over him
and easily knocked him to the ground with a kick of his leg, while Piccolo was
roughing Tien up. The sparring continued, switching on and off between partners
for two hours. Except for Goku and Vegeta. Vegeta was determined to beat him.
They both had their triumphs, but by the end they were both pretty beaten up.
Everybody
lay down in chairs outside, exhausted. Bulma was tending to everybody's sores.
Krillin and Goku watched as she rubbed some cream on to Vegeta's sores.
"Wow…she's actually helping Vegeta…" Krillin whispered to Goku.
"Well
he's kind of one of us now. Hanging out with us and living with Bulma." Goku
whispered back.
"Except
he still wants to beat you." replied Krillin.
"Well…some
things you can't change I guess."
"There!
All done!" said Bulma.
Vegeta
stared at the strange smelly, gooey stuff that Bulma had rubbed on him. Then he
looked up. "What are you staring at?!"
he said sternly to Goku and Krillin.
"Oh…nothing."
said Goku.
"Yeah,
nothing at all!" said Krillin.
Humph!
Ignorant jerks! Vegeta thought angrily.
"Hey,
we never found out if it's over between Bulma and Yamcha for good." Krillin
whispered to Goku.
"They
didn't talk to each other at all today." Goku commented.
"Well
I'll find out from Yamcha." Replied Krillin.
"Well,
looks like I better get going." said Yamcha, slowly getting up and walking past
Goku and Krillin.
"Yeah,
us too." said Tien as he and Chaozu also got up.
"Hey…uh…Yamcha…I
was just wondering…are you and Bulma still talking to each other?" asked
Krillin quietly so that only Yamcha would hear.
Yamcha
looked down for a second. "Well…we had one of our usual fights and Bulma gave
me a choice. Her or fighting. But she can't tell me not to fight. So…I guess
we're just not talking to each other for now." Yamcha said slowly. "You know
how she gets. I bet after a couple of days she'll start talking to me again."
Yamcha said, and flew off. Then Tien and Chaozu said their good-byes and left
as well.
"It
seems like it's possibly over." Krillin said solemnly.
Goku
nodded. "Well at least Bulma and Vegeta are interacting at least." Goku said.
"The hard part will be getting them together."
Back at Capsule Corp…
Bulma
landed the air car and hopped out; as Vegeta slowly landed, holding a slightly
injured arm to his muscular chest. Once inside he idly straightened out his
arm, bearing the pain. "You shouldn't do that." Bulma commented.
He
looked up to her, glaring. "And what do you know?!" he snapped.
"Humph!
Well, if you're not able to use your arm for awhile because you didn't take
care of it then it's not my problem!" she sniffed, walking off.
Vegeta
just sneered after her and went to the kitchen, where Mr. Briefs was drinking
coffee and reading the paper. "Is the gravity machine complete?" he asked
gruffly.
"No,
won't be done for awhile. I barely started working on her." Mr. Briefs replied,
then went back to reading the paper.
Vegeta
left in a huff. I must train so that I can defeat Kakarot!
Bulma
stood in front of her mirror, brushing her hair. Humph! There's no way I'm
going out with that Saiyan! The future will be much better off! To think I
actually have to live with him though!
The
next day Yamcha came to see Bulma. "Oh it's you." Bulma said smugly.
"Look
Bulma, I've really been thinking about what you said." started Yamcha.
"Oh?"
"And
I don't want us to argue and end up breaking up. I want things to work out
between us and I definitely don't want you to end up having a baby with
Vegeta." he said guiltily.
"Aw,
that's so sweet of you, Yamcha! You really do care about me!" Bulma cried out
with joy. "And don't worry, there's no way I'm going to go out with Vegeta! I
can't stand him! He thinks he's such a tough guy and has such an attitude!"
"Really?
That's nice to know." said Vegeta coming up from behind Bulma. "Yikes!!! It's Vegeta!!!" Bulma cried out in
surprise, jumping a mile into the air. Vegeta smiled mischievously.
"Hi
there Vegeta!" Yamcha said smiling, trying to be nice since he feared Vegeta's
bad temper. Vegeta just glared at him.
"Anyways!
If you didn't realize, we were having a conversation that does not include you
or your attitude!" Bulma screamed at Vegeta in annoyance.
"Heh.
Why do you waste your time on such an annoying woman?" Vegeta said to Yamcha
with a smirk and started to walk off.
"Oh
yeah! I'll show you annoying!" Bulma cried out in rage, shaking her fist in the
air.
She
was about to run after Vegeta and attempt to pound him for his sardonic
remarks, but Yamcha held her back. "Whoa! Hold on there Bulma! Let's not get
carried away. He didn't harm you or anything."
"Well he's got to learn how to treat a woman! I will not put up with that attitude!"
