Defence against the dark arts job is cursed.
For the past three years, an annual advert has been printed in many wizarding shops, papers and magazines. Incase you are new to this world, have not been reading the papers much or for what ever other reason you are not following, once again Professor Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry is requesting a defence against the dark arts teacher.
Rumor is among students that this job was cursed three years ago by professor Serveus Snape, the potions master. It is common knowledge that he has been trying for the job for three years running now and every time has failed to such applicants as a servant of you know who, who ended his career (and life) by trying to steal the philosophers/sorcerers stone more commonly known as the elixir of life, a fake wizard who took credit for other peoples heroic gestures, and a werewolf.
It is said that Mr. Snape's curse will let each defence against the dark arts teacher only stay in their position for one year. This curse will last in till Snape himself is finally offered the job.
When we asked Professor Serveus Snape about these allegations, he threatened to put a hex on us if we didn't leave now. As we were leaving he muttered something about 'asking the Gyriffindor if we wanted the lowdown on him', so we took his advice and asked around the Gyriffindor where they gladly told us that Snape was a mean, horrid and biased teacher who hated all pupils except those who belonged to his own house, Slytherin. We also asked Head of Gyriffindor, Professor Minivia Mcgonagall, who's replied was 'that if it weren't for the fact that she never speaks ill of her colleges, she'd have a lot to tell us.'
Whether this article has influenced you at all, the post as the of the defense against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts school of which craft and wizardry still stands open. Professor Albus Dumbledore request that any applicants would owl him as soon as possible.
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