Part 2
Zel: ~:~perks up his ears at the sound of Gourry screaming like a girl~:~ Something is wrong at the village! ~:~races away, leaving Amelia blinking in confusion question marks forming above her head~:~
Amelia: ~:~shrugs and walks back to her own people, whistling that catchy little tune Zelgadis had just sung~:~
Lina is at the village, screaming and stomping her foot upon the ground.
Lina: Where are the manuscripts?! I know those Chimera's have a ton of those! Find them, girls! Get the Chimera!
All the girls: ~:~furiously start building a big oval fortess, planning on getting the Chimera's later and Amelia slips out~:~
Back at the Chimera's village, Xelloss in drag, Valgarv, Koppii Rezo, Prince Phil, Gourry and all the other members were building their own fortess.
Prince Phil: ~:~turns around to face his son, a large strip of lumber of his sholder ramming against Gourrys head and causing Gourry to bang in Valgarv, Valgarv hitting Koppii Rezo and so forth causing a domino effect and toppling the whole fortress down, back to square one aye?~:~ Zel, go no where beyond this.. er.. fortess. ~:~stares fondly at the corn in Zel's hand~:~ Whenever I see that corn.. I remember your mother.. ~:~an image of Zangulus in drag pops up above his head and Prince Phil gets hearts in his eyes before waltzing away from his son~:~
Zel: ~:~grumbles, grabbing strands of Gourry's hair and dragging him away into a field meadow, theyy both began picking flowers~:~
Gourry: ~:~giggles and puts a flower behind his ear and twirls around~:~ I feel so pretty!
Amelia: Oh! You look wonderful! ~:~she cried out, popping up right in front of him, stars in her eyes~:~
Gourry: AAAHHH!
Zel: AAAHHH!
Amelia: Um?
Zel: Gourry.. don't say anything. Don't tell my old man.
Gourry: Don't tell him about you seeing an invader? ~:~says really loud just because he is the type of idiot he is~:~
Amelia: ~:~grabs ahold of Zel's hand and starts dragging him away~:~ Come on.. I got to ask you something!
Zel: ~:~blinks as he gets dragged, gives Gourry a pleading look~:~
Gourry: ~:~giggles and waves~:~
Zel: ~:~takes his turn at dragging and takes Amelia to Grandfather Underpants:~:~
Amelia: Um.. uh.. ~:~just shuts up and decides not to ask, they both sit down in front of Grandfather Underpants~:~ Okay, Zelgadis. Does your people have the Clair Bible Manuscripts?
Zel: ................ Why would you ask me something like that?! Hello, look at the face! If I had manuscripts don't you think I would have cured myself of this?!
M-C: Breath, Zel.. breath..
Amelia: Er.. well Lina and the others are looking for the manuscripts..if you have them...
Zel: Lina and the others can suck my..
M-C: ZEL!
Xelloss in drag pops up beside Mizu-chan..
Xelloss in drag: Rrrroww.. isn't he a naughty boy? ~:~purrs~:~
M-C: ~:~shoves Xelloss in drag back in place~:~ Continue please..
Grandfather Underpants: Zel, anger is not the way.
Amelia: AAHH!! ~:~falls over, and twitches in shock~:~
Grandfather Underpants: ~:~seeing he scared the poor girl, tries to make friends with her~:~ Being nice to Chimera's is a really just thing to do..
Amelia: ~:~leaps to her feet, with stars in her eyes~:~ really?
In a matter of seconds, the two are chatting like old justice-loving friends.
Zel: Why me? ~:~large sweatdrop sides down his face and he shakes his head with a groan~:~
The two's converstation was interrupted by a loud shout from the blonde haired girl with a mace A.KA. Filia and the pink pigtailed little girl A.K.A Kira.
Filia and Kira: Finally, some screen time!
M-C: Sshh...
Filia: Amelia? Amelia where are you?
Amelia: Oh no! It is my ship mates! I have to go.. meet me back here tomorrow okay, Mr. Zelgadis?
Zel: ~:~grumbles and nods~:~
Grandfather Underpants move in front of the two newcomers and breaths his terrible breath of Kira who already had the creeps.
Kira: Aahh! ~:~bursts into tears~:~
Filia: ~:~Picks her up and runs back to the fortess, Amelia following behind silently~:~
Zel watches her walk off, smiling slightly before looking back to Grandfather Underpants.
Zel: I am now confused.. I like this girl but..
Grandfather Underpants: That Xelloss in drag was prettyy damn hot to, aye?
Zel: ~:~nod,nod and he gets those cute puppy dog eyes~:~ Tell me which way I should go, Grandfather Underpants..
Grandfather Underpants: You must choose your own preference.. ~:~goes silent~:~
Zel gets upset and stomps back to his village. Gourry runs up to him and acts all secertive like hes hiding a big secert.. which he is.. but he wants someone to ask him about it...
Xelloss in drag: Oooooh Zelly! ~:~rushes up to him and throws himself against him~:~
Zel: Gyah! ~:~jumps away in fear~:~
Xelloss in drag: All the neighboring Chimera's have come.. we can kill those female invaders!
Zel: ~:~blank stare~:~
M-C: Zel! You are supposed to be terribly upset!
Zel: ~:~blank stare, then with a sigh~:~ No! ~:~rushes over to Prince Phil~:~ Father! Please talk to the women about peace!
Prince Phil: ~:~acts firmly~:~ No. They do not want to talk. They are being unfair so I shall send the wrath of justice upon them! ~:~poses dramatically with stars in his eyes, waltzes away to plan the attack with other dancing old men..~:~
Meanwhile, in Amelia's settlement..
Lina: Amelia! Where in hell have you been? ~:~she gets ready to cast a fireball~:~
Amelia: There are no manuscrits here. Think about it.. why would the Chimera's still be idiots and half-breeds if they had the manuscripts?
Lina: Ggrr.. thats a lie! They do it to fool us! If you are found talking to a Chimera I shall ignite a Dragon Slave on your puny arse! Lets go kill them!
There was a loud "YAY" from everyone and an annoying laugh from that black haired big *ahem* lady.
Zel and Amelia both sneak from their villages. What they do not know is that Martina and Gourry were watching them. Gourry frolicks over to the Xelloss in drag while Martina tiptoes after Amelia.
Gourry: I have a secert that I'm not goonnaaa teelll yyoouu...
Xelloss in drag: Tell me and I'll give you a kiss!
Gourry: Nope, I am not going to tell you that Zelgadis went out to meet with a female invader.
Xelloss in drag: ~:~silent for a moment before suddenly phasing out, to the scene where the two lovers were meeting~:~
Zel: .....
M-C: Sorry!
Zel: Come talk with my father.. tell them you only want manuscripts..
Amelia: Lina won't listen.. theyy are planning to attack. It is hopeless.
Grandfather Underpants: Look at me. ~:~yes, he is just a big pile of dirty underwear with eyes and a mouth~:~ I didn't start like this. One person dumped their dirty underwear on the floor and the rest followed. Someone has to start everything.
Insert Hidden Moral: Clean up after yourself.
Amelia: I get it!
Zel: Hey.. I remember when I was five I dropped my underwear in this exact spot.. ~:~stares at Grandfather Underpants~:~
Xelloss in drag: ~:~phases up behind Amelia and suddenly has his staff with him! starts attacking her with the staff, cursing~:~
Amelia: ~:~whirls around and starts flinging attacks towards him which really don't seem to hurt him(He is a monster after all..)
Martina is watching from behind a tree.
Martina: Oh. No. Amelia. ~:~monotone voice~:~
M-C: Martinaa! Do it right!
Martina: Fine. Oh no! Amelia! ~:~she reached into her chest pocket, pulling out a small Zomagustar(sp.. I know!) and takes a deep breath before flinging it towards Xelloss isn drags head~:~
Xelloss in drag: ~:~being a good actor, falls face down, dead and adds a few groans for the effect and a couple convulsion scenes before completely silent~:~
A few Chimera's rush out at the sound of Xelloss in drag.
Amelia: Get out of here Martina!
Martina: Gladly.. ~:~skips away, cackling evily~:~
Chimera's grab Amelia and Zel just watches on then stares at Xelloss in drag. Now he'd never know what was down another guys pants.. darnit!
Amelia is tied up in a tant, sniffing. Zel is trying to explain to Prince Phil about why he shouldn't kill Amelia. Prince Phil gets angered.
Prince Phil: That pretty Xelloss in drag is dead because of you! I hate you! Kind To All Mankind Kick! ~:~kicks Zel, Zel bumping into Gourry~:~
Gourry: I'm sorry, Zel. We can go see Amelia if you'd like.
Zel: ~:~with large bumps on his head, nods sighing~:~
Part 3 Coming Soon!
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