Part 3

Gourry: ~:~drags Zel over to Amelia's tent, the real Rezo is standing guard~:~ Hey Rezo! Philosopher's Stone right over there!

Rezo: Where where?! ~:~rushes away, tripping over a stump in his blind excitement~:~

Gourry: Oh, wow... I did it.. ~:~with an amazed expression upon his face, he drags Zel into the tent~:~

MAC: Oohh.. now it is going to get romantic..

Zel: .....

Amelia: ~:~gasps and looks up~:~ Zelgadis!

Zel: ~:~yanks out of Gourry's grasp, and stands up brushing himself~:~ Amelia...

Gourry: Oohh la..la.. ~:~grabs a bowl of popcorn from thin air and settles down to watch~:~

Zel: -.-;.. ~:~shoves Gourry out of the tent before kneeling down in front of Amelia~:~ Oh.. Amelia..

Amelia: I am real sorry.. Martina is just an idiot.. she was scared I guess..

Zel: They are going to execute you at dawn..

Amelia: Daddy? ~:~eyes go wide with tears~:~ But Daddy is a pacifist!

M-C: Amelia! This is just for the story!

Amelia: Oh, oh right! As I was saying.. oh thats alright Zelgadis.. I'd rather have met a million of you then just one Phbrizzo.

Zel: Er.. thanks..

Amelia: I will glady die for the cause of just-er..peace!!

Zel: ~:~get a big sweatdrop~:~ Mizu-chan.. do I have to do the next part?

M-C: Would you rather die?

Zel: Argh!

Martina: ~:~runs in with a squeaky fiddle and starts playing~:~

Zel: I'll find a way to save you.. Amelia ~:~kissie kissie!!!~:~

Amelia: ~:~jawdrops as Zel runs out and Martina follows, still playing the fiddle before an unseen hand hits her rather hard against the head~:~

M-C: It is dawn. The invaders and Lina are preparing for battle as are the Chimera's. Amelia is staying in her lonely prison as Zelgadis escapes to visit an old friend.

Zel: ~:~comes to a sitting poisition in front of Grandfather Underpants~:~ Amelia is going to die! I don't know what to do, Grandfather Underpants.. what should I do?

Grandfather Underpants: Save her so you can live happily ever after.. duh.

Zel: But.. what about men?

Grandfather Underpants: I've been on many male arses'.. you want to know what is down another mans pants? A dick and thats it.

Zel: ~:~sits there silently before jumping to his feet~:~ Now that that mystery is solved! ~:~runs back for his village while Grandfather Underpants starts murmuring to himself about dicks~:~

Lina and others: ~:~start chanting and marching towards the Chimera's who were standing on a hill, laying Amelia's head on a rock, she whimpered~:~

Prince Phil: I'm sorry Amelia darling.. but a actor has to do what an actor has to do! ~:~raises up the staff~:~

Zel: STOP! ~:~flings his head over Amelias head~:~

Amelia: OW! ~:~rock heads hurt ya know..~:~

Prince Phil: Get off my daughter you.. you..

M-C: PHIL!!

Amelia: ~:~giggles~:~

Zel: Ahem.. if you kill her, you must kill me first Father.. I have chosen my preference.. you chose yours.. this is where hate has led you..

Prince Phil: Hmm.. Chimera's lower your hands...

All Chimeras: ~:~slowly lower their hands which were ready to cast spells, and Gourry lowers his Sword of Light but accidentally drops it and it lands in Lina's hand~:~

Zel: ~:~stands up and helps Amelia stand as the invaders lower their hands also expect for Lina~:~

Lina: Shoot the spell now!!! ~:~seeing no one will, she flings the non-lit Sword of Light at Prince Phil~:~

Amelia: ~:~in slow-mo~:~ Nooo.. ~:~leaps in front of Prince Phil, and gets hit with the Sword of Light in her gut, topples to the ground~:~

Zel: Amelia!! ~:~rushes over to the fallen girl while the invaders tackle Lina and since she couldn't do her spells (we all know why) she was tied and gagged~:~

M-C: The scene fades out and then fades into a wounded Amelia on a sketcher in a small boat, tied and gagged Lina in the same boat along with Syphiel and Filia as the oarsmen~:~

Zel and the Chimeras: ~:~walk out of the mist with baskets of warm blankets knitted by Gourry~:~

Gourry: Woohoo!!

Amelia: ~:~croaks out a meek "Zel.."~:~

Zel: ~:~kneels beside the boat and covers her with a blanket~:~ Will you return?

Amelia: ~:~nods~:~ As soon as I can. Will you come with me?

Zel: I... ~:~looks the rest of the Chimera's.. especially Gourry who was poking the gagged Lina with a twig repeatedly.. Lina's face was turning crimson~:~ I can't.. theyy are such idiots I can't leave them alone...

Amelia: ~:~nods again~:~ I understand.. but don't forget me.. we are one.

Filia: ~:~snickers at the corny statement~:~

Zel: ~:~leans down and kisses her again, then sets his hand upon hers as Syphiel and Filia start to row out~:~

Syphiel: Gourry dear.. I will miss you!

Gourry: ~:~upset about his poking pal going away~:~

Zel: ~:~runs back to the hill he had been on.. when he first saw that boat full of females.. that boat with Amelia.. and another wind blew gusting the ship forward and Zel stood there silently with a small eyedropped tear sliding down his face.. end music plays on~:~

M-C: And that is it my friends. Not the greatest.. I know.. give me a break.. e-mail comments, flames and all those other fun things at Kawaii PinkuHime@aol.com. And I say again.. don't ask about some of the ideas that were in here... okie? And lets give a round of applause for our actors!!

All cast: ~:~have large swords and fireballs and spells all ready to attack and they charge for the wonderful narrator who screams and runs for her life~:~

Xelloss in drag: ~:~giggles and twirls around in his dress~:~ Aren't I pretty?

The End