Boys Night Out 2
Summery: It's a sequel of Twig's fanfic.
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The scene opens up in the bar. Zack is laying on the floor, passed out.
Cloud grabs a bottle of Vodka and begins to slam shots with Reno. Sephiroth and a shady character are negotiating in a shadowy corner over the price for three kilos of crack. Roman is under the bar, gulping down whiskey. Elena is leaning back in the chair above him, puffing on some weed.
Sephiroth: 12,000 gil?! For three kilos?! That's a rip off!
Shady Character: That's the price, now pay up, old man!
Sephiroth: Sighs and tosses a bag of gil at the man who hands the three bags of crack over. Don't call me an old man!
Shady Character: Whatever... old man. runs off
Sephiroth: ...
Roman: Are all the authors gone yet? Come on *man*, tell me!!
Cloud: Ro, don't worry about the damn author. Someone new is writing this. I don't think he'd let you die.
Gene: Cloud, you underestimate me....
Cloud: Nervously Um... where'd you come from? I was just telling Roman... and... aww *shit* man!
Gene: Don't worry Roman. I won't kill you. I like ya.
Roman: Coming up from the bar Really?
Gene: Yes, really. And Cloud... I got my eye on you....
Cloud: Glups down another shot, praying for the best
Gene: Holds his hands up and shoots into the sky
Reno: Giggling madly Cloud! You're gonna die!
Cloud: Shut up Reno.
Sephiroth: Breaks open and pack of crack and whips out a paper towel
cardboard roll OHHH YEAH!!!!!!!
Zack: Begins to come out of it, muttering How come I don't have a last name?
Cloud: Zack... don't rehash it.
Elena: Hash?
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Cid and Barret finally stop beating the snot outta each other to smoke a cigarette and have a beer. After which, Cid royally stomps Barret.
Cid: I'm the king!
Barret: BLERGH!! BARRET!!
Cid: What the &%^# ?!
Barret: BLERGH! BLERGH!! HMMMM!!!
Cid: I gave him brain damage... cool!!
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Roman: Head shoots up as he hears Barret yelling Isn't Cid out there too?
Cloud: Yea. So?
Roman: Well, he tried to get me into a club called Fight Club or something. I said no, because I wasn't a brain dead moron like he was and then he stormed off to ask Barret....
Cloud: You remembered all that, as drunk as you are?
Roman: Um... what?
Cloud: Wow... that's impressive.
Roman: Forgetting about Barret Uh, thanks.
Reno: Looks down at his gun, and begins to talk to it. So, you do a lot of work with the Turks, eh? A pause. Wow. You know, I'm a Turk. Another pause. Really? I'd bet you meet all kinds of people.
Sephiroth: Holding his sword up They're after me!! They're after MEEEEE!!!!!
Elena: Takes the last drag from her joint and grins Who is?
Sephiroth: The underwear gnomes!!! They want my Winnie the Pooh boxers!!! swings his sword violently Get away!!!!!
Cloud: Slaps his forehead Sephiroth, have you been in the crack again?
Sephiroth: Quickly NO!
Zack: Then what's that? Points to the two remaining bags of white powder with CRACK clearly written in big black letters.
Sephiroth: It's not crack... its... um... Thinks real hard
.. ah... er... flour! Yea, that's it. Baking Soda... yep.
Cloud: Rolls his eyes I thought you said it was flour.
Sephiroth: Uh.... it's a combination! Yep. Spins and snorts, then spins again, grinning like a moron
Cloud: We all saw that.
Sephiroth: um... crap?
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Cid wheels Barret back from the hospital, sighing.
Barret: HMMMMMM!! BLERGH!!!!! HEHE!!!!!!
Cid: Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.... SHUT THE ^$#@ UP ALREADY!!!!!
Barret: BARRET!!!!!! BLERGH!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Shoves Barret violently into the bar, the chair crashing through the front entrance, past Cloud & Co. inside and into the brick wall in the back TAKE THAT YOU (&%&%#^#(^(%$&$&$^#^#$*%(^!!!!!!
Cloud: Was that Barret?
Zack: I think so.
Roman: What?
Cid: walks in and grabs a beer, popping it open.
Roman: Looks at Elena Hey, wanna have some meaningless sex?
Elena: Is really too shitfaced to care and squeals Sure!!
Roman: Runs over and grabs her, running upstairs.
Cloud & Co. that are still in the bar area of the place: They hear a door slam and then a the squeak of a bed. After a long pause the bed squeaks wildly
Elena: Muffled ROMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: His mouth drops
Reno: Now talking to both his gun and his electro rod. Really now? That's amazing...
Zack: Sighs and then looks up. Where the hell are Red XIII, Vincent, and Yuffie?
Reeve: I'll go and see where Yuffie and Vincent are. He walks into the pool room and runs out, eyes bleeding They *^$#(@ themselves to death!!
His head immediately melts off from seeing Yuffie nude.
Zack: Walks into the bathroom and sees what is left of Red XIII. There is a lung, his heart, and his liver in the toilet My god!!
Nanaki puked himself to death!!!!
Cid: I need some sleep. He walks up stairs
Cloud & Co: Hears a door open and then the squeaking abruptly stops
Cid: WHAT THE ^%$* ARE YOU TWO !#@*)% DOING IN MY ^%$#@*% ROOM?!?!
Roman: Aww *SHIT*!!
Cid: WHERE THE &(%# IS MY SPEAR?! WHERE IS IT!? YOU STUPID *%#!@ I AM GOING TO GUT YOU!!!!!
Roman and Elena, still attached at the hips run downstairs half clothed.
Roman runs into the janitor's closet and slams the door. There is a thump. The door shakes lightly and soon the thump comes quicker and quicker as moans, groans, and primal cries come from the small space.
Cid runs down the stairs and then begins to jerk wildly as he goes into rage overload. He promptly blacks out.
Sephiroth is still laying on the ground with crack caked on his face.
Cloud: Groans and then looks at Reno who is in an arguement with his weapons. Am I the only sane one here?!
Zack: I think so, dude. I think so.
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Author's Notes:
1) Holy crap!
2) Review!!
Gene
Summery: It's a sequel of Twig's fanfic.
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The scene opens up in the bar. Zack is laying on the floor, passed out.
Cloud grabs a bottle of Vodka and begins to slam shots with Reno. Sephiroth and a shady character are negotiating in a shadowy corner over the price for three kilos of crack. Roman is under the bar, gulping down whiskey. Elena is leaning back in the chair above him, puffing on some weed.
Sephiroth: 12,000 gil?! For three kilos?! That's a rip off!
Shady Character: That's the price, now pay up, old man!
Sephiroth: Sighs and tosses a bag of gil at the man who hands the three bags of crack over. Don't call me an old man!
Shady Character: Whatever... old man. runs off
Sephiroth: ...
Roman: Are all the authors gone yet? Come on *man*, tell me!!
Cloud: Ro, don't worry about the damn author. Someone new is writing this. I don't think he'd let you die.
Gene: Cloud, you underestimate me....
Cloud: Nervously Um... where'd you come from? I was just telling Roman... and... aww *shit* man!
Gene: Don't worry Roman. I won't kill you. I like ya.
Roman: Coming up from the bar Really?
Gene: Yes, really. And Cloud... I got my eye on you....
Cloud: Glups down another shot, praying for the best
Gene: Holds his hands up and shoots into the sky
Reno: Giggling madly Cloud! You're gonna die!
Cloud: Shut up Reno.
Sephiroth: Breaks open and pack of crack and whips out a paper towel
cardboard roll OHHH YEAH!!!!!!!
Zack: Begins to come out of it, muttering How come I don't have a last name?
Cloud: Zack... don't rehash it.
Elena: Hash?
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Cid and Barret finally stop beating the snot outta each other to smoke a cigarette and have a beer. After which, Cid royally stomps Barret.
Cid: I'm the king!
Barret: BLERGH!! BARRET!!
Cid: What the &%^# ?!
Barret: BLERGH! BLERGH!! HMMMM!!!
Cid: I gave him brain damage... cool!!
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Roman: Head shoots up as he hears Barret yelling Isn't Cid out there too?
Cloud: Yea. So?
Roman: Well, he tried to get me into a club called Fight Club or something. I said no, because I wasn't a brain dead moron like he was and then he stormed off to ask Barret....
Cloud: You remembered all that, as drunk as you are?
Roman: Um... what?
Cloud: Wow... that's impressive.
Roman: Forgetting about Barret Uh, thanks.
Reno: Looks down at his gun, and begins to talk to it. So, you do a lot of work with the Turks, eh? A pause. Wow. You know, I'm a Turk. Another pause. Really? I'd bet you meet all kinds of people.
Sephiroth: Holding his sword up They're after me!! They're after MEEEEE!!!!!
Elena: Takes the last drag from her joint and grins Who is?
Sephiroth: The underwear gnomes!!! They want my Winnie the Pooh boxers!!! swings his sword violently Get away!!!!!
Cloud: Slaps his forehead Sephiroth, have you been in the crack again?
Sephiroth: Quickly NO!
Zack: Then what's that? Points to the two remaining bags of white powder with CRACK clearly written in big black letters.
Sephiroth: It's not crack... its... um... Thinks real hard
.. ah... er... flour! Yea, that's it. Baking Soda... yep.
Cloud: Rolls his eyes I thought you said it was flour.
Sephiroth: Uh.... it's a combination! Yep. Spins and snorts, then spins again, grinning like a moron
Cloud: We all saw that.
Sephiroth: um... crap?
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Cid wheels Barret back from the hospital, sighing.
Barret: HMMMMMM!! BLERGH!!!!! HEHE!!!!!!
Cid: Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.... SHUT THE ^$#@ UP ALREADY!!!!!
Barret: BARRET!!!!!! BLERGH!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Shoves Barret violently into the bar, the chair crashing through the front entrance, past Cloud & Co. inside and into the brick wall in the back TAKE THAT YOU (&%&%#^#(^(%$&$&$^#^#$*%(^!!!!!!
Cloud: Was that Barret?
Zack: I think so.
Roman: What?
Cid: walks in and grabs a beer, popping it open.
Roman: Looks at Elena Hey, wanna have some meaningless sex?
Elena: Is really too shitfaced to care and squeals Sure!!
Roman: Runs over and grabs her, running upstairs.
Cloud & Co. that are still in the bar area of the place: They hear a door slam and then a the squeak of a bed. After a long pause the bed squeaks wildly
Elena: Muffled ROMAN!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: His mouth drops
Reno: Now talking to both his gun and his electro rod. Really now? That's amazing...
Zack: Sighs and then looks up. Where the hell are Red XIII, Vincent, and Yuffie?
Reeve: I'll go and see where Yuffie and Vincent are. He walks into the pool room and runs out, eyes bleeding They *^$#(@ themselves to death!!
His head immediately melts off from seeing Yuffie nude.
Zack: Walks into the bathroom and sees what is left of Red XIII. There is a lung, his heart, and his liver in the toilet My god!!
Nanaki puked himself to death!!!!
Cid: I need some sleep. He walks up stairs
Cloud & Co: Hears a door open and then the squeaking abruptly stops
Cid: WHAT THE ^%$* ARE YOU TWO !#@*)% DOING IN MY ^%$#@*% ROOM?!?!
Roman: Aww *SHIT*!!
Cid: WHERE THE &(%# IS MY SPEAR?! WHERE IS IT!? YOU STUPID *%#!@ I AM GOING TO GUT YOU!!!!!
Roman and Elena, still attached at the hips run downstairs half clothed.
Roman runs into the janitor's closet and slams the door. There is a thump. The door shakes lightly and soon the thump comes quicker and quicker as moans, groans, and primal cries come from the small space.
Cid runs down the stairs and then begins to jerk wildly as he goes into rage overload. He promptly blacks out.
Sephiroth is still laying on the ground with crack caked on his face.
Cloud: Groans and then looks at Reno who is in an arguement with his weapons. Am I the only sane one here?!
Zack: I think so, dude. I think so.
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Author's Notes:
1) Holy crap!
2) Review!!
Gene