Everything Makes Sense in Canada. (by eenodol.)
(chapter 4)
"Oh why would my gorgeous footballheaded lover run away to Canada? I can see him now as he approaches his plane, his cornsilk hair flowing in the wind. I must go to him!"
Helge turned to leave, but then realized that she couldeasily enter his house and take anything of which her footballheaded lover had touched. She tried to pry open the window in vain before realizing that the front door was unlocked.
As Helga entered the house she looked around in amazement.
"Why are there two of everything? Two refrigerators? Two bunkbeds? "Two sets of encyclopedias? And everything's labeled either 'property of Lefty' or 'property of Righty.' " She pondered the thought for a moment. "But which is Arnold and which is his roommate? Wait, Arnold doesn't have a roommate!"
'Oh well,' she thought, 'If i'm going to take anything I'd better just take both of them.'
She pondered what to take. At first she thought, 'I'll take the couches because they're touched his cute little butt!' Then she realized that they were much to big. For a moment she considered calling Phoebe and renting a U-Haul, but then she remembered that time was of the essence and the Hawaiian novelty hula dancer salt shakers instead.
"And now I must go to the airport and purchase a ticket to Canada where I shall find my love and turn him straight again!"
(chapter 4)
"Oh why would my gorgeous footballheaded lover run away to Canada? I can see him now as he approaches his plane, his cornsilk hair flowing in the wind. I must go to him!"
Helge turned to leave, but then realized that she couldeasily enter his house and take anything of which her footballheaded lover had touched. She tried to pry open the window in vain before realizing that the front door was unlocked.
As Helga entered the house she looked around in amazement.
"Why are there two of everything? Two refrigerators? Two bunkbeds? "Two sets of encyclopedias? And everything's labeled either 'property of Lefty' or 'property of Righty.' " She pondered the thought for a moment. "But which is Arnold and which is his roommate? Wait, Arnold doesn't have a roommate!"
'Oh well,' she thought, 'If i'm going to take anything I'd better just take both of them.'
She pondered what to take. At first she thought, 'I'll take the couches because they're touched his cute little butt!' Then she realized that they were much to big. For a moment she considered calling Phoebe and renting a U-Haul, but then she remembered that time was of the essence and the Hawaiian novelty hula dancer salt shakers instead.
"And now I must go to the airport and purchase a ticket to Canada where I shall find my love and turn him straight again!"