The Boys' Night Out 2 - Part II
Summery: It continues!!!
Disclaimer: Twig said I can write this. Even if Ro is dead, ( Which might be in dispute, I don't know.) he will live on in this story!! Dramatic music plays
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The scene opens up with Reno screaming at his Quicksliver and his Electro Rod. Sephiroth was laying on the ground, crack caked on his face. Cloud was sitting, stareing wided eyed at the janitor's closet door which thumped and shook, and moans where eminateing from it. Roman and Elena where in there, doing something... interesting. Zack was stareing into space, trying to decide what his last name should be. Cid was laying on the floor, blacked out from a rage overload and Barret was begining to come to.
Barret: BLERGH!! BARRET!!! HEHE!!!!!
Cid stirred and sat up, groaning lightly.
Barret: BLERGH!! TEEHEEHEE!!!!
Cid: I wake up to him?! Mother ^*%$#@!!!!
Cloud: Oh *God* man...I'm getting *sober*!!!!
Roman: Muffled through the door Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!
Elena: Muffled through the door Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! ROMAN!!!!!!!
Cloud: Someone shoot me. grabes a bottle of Brandy 110% alcohol content?! That's my kinda drink! gulps it down
Elena: Muffled through the door So, Roman... wanna cuddle?
Roman: Muffled Nah, I'm done. Gotta go and smoke a dube.
Elena: Muffled Oh... ok!
Roman and Elena come out and begin the task of rolling dubes.
Sephiroth: Ugh... where's my crack..
Zack: Holding a tube, a bag of the white stuff in his lap No where!!
Sephiroth: Pointing at the crack But isn't that...
Zack: No it's not!!
Barret: Begins to crawl around on the floor, eating various objects and things BLERGH!!!!
Reno: All of you SHUT UP!!!!! holds his head, talking to himself The voice in my head.... the voice in my head... Oh *GOD*!!!!
Tifa entered seeing Roman and Elena shareing a dube, Barret eatting things off the floor, Cid curseing Barret off, Cloud guzzling brandy like it was water, Reno moaning and screaming.
Tifa: Where's Vincent, Yuffie, and Nanaki?
Zack: Giggling Nanaki had to much of... I can't rember. Points at Reeve's corpse Don't go into the pool room, or else you'll end up like him. Giggles madly and conties snorting his bag of crack
Sephiroth: I'm serious... that looks like my crack!
Zack: IT'S NOT!!!
Sephiroth: ........... Sighs and plots horrible things to do to Zack
Reno: They have come for me....
Tifa: Who?
Reno: The voices inside my head.
Tifa: The what?
Roman: While puffing on his weed Don't mind him; he's a nut.
Reno: gets up and points Hey! A nut by anyother name would smell like ass.
Tifa: ...??
Reno: falls into giggles
Elena: Wow...
Aeris: Walks in Hi guys. Miss me?
Cloud, Tifa, & Cid do a jaw drop.
Reno: Aims his gun at Aeris' head She's the leader!!!
Cloud: Huh?
Zack: Is huffing Crack while Sephiroth is getting pissed off
Sephiroth: THAT'S MY CRACK, DAMNIT!!!
Zack: Throws over a bag Fine!! Take this, God!!
Cloud: At Reno's exlimation Leader of what?
Reno: Of the chocolate covered pink moggles.
Cid: What in the &#@% are you taking about?!
Reno: ......I don't know. shoots Aeris
Aeris: Turns into a demon Death is but a door; time but a window, I'LL BE BACK! BAW HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Cid: Holy %$#&!!! Throws his lance into her head
Aeris: Damn. Now I won't be back. Dies and is grabbed by Satan
Satan: You failed me for the last time!!!
Aeris: No!!!!!!!!
It was quite agian in the bar, Tifa sighed and leaned back in a chair, focusing on Cloud who was drinking anything he could get his hands on. And she was trying to ignore Roman's lewd motions and looks.
Reno: Holding his gun out THEY ARE HERE!!!
Roman: Yelling What the (*%^# are you talking about?!?!
Reno: Screaming and trying to aim his gun everywhere at once Midget Rufus' everywhere!!
Sephiroth: Is shitfaced on crack I love Rufus ShinRa! Giggles like a school girl at his confession And I'm gay! More giggles
Roman: Okayyy, I'm just gonna go over here now. Gets up and scrambles to the other side of the bar, away from Sephiroth
Zack: So, that time when you went down on me while I was sleeping wasn't a dare like you said?
Sephiroth: Uh... Turns scarlet
Cloud & Co. just stare at Sephiroth and there is dead scilence. Cloud blinks twice before Barret breaks the scilence.
Barret: While crawling around on the floor, eating things BLERGH!!!! BLERGH!!!!!
Rufus: Walks in, smileing at everyone Hello. I survived the explosion, but have no desire to rebuild ShinRa. I have my Trillions and Trillions of Gil, and move on.
Dead scilence.
Cloud: Alright, then come on and get shitfaced with us!
Rufus: Sure!
Sephiroth: Looks at Rufus whistfully
Rude: Enters .....Hello.
Barret: Jerks around and looks at Rude M-M-MUST KILL........ Fires his gun arm at Rude, killing him
Cid: Holy %*#$!! Barret's not really brain dead!!
Barret: BLERGH!!!!!! TEE HEE HEE!!!!!! BARRET!!!!!!
Zack: False alarm. Snorts more crack
Sephiroth: Rufus?
Rufus: Yes?
Sephiroth: I think I.... Well, you see, I think I...
Rufus: Out with it, please. Drinks more beer
Sephiroth: I love you!
Rufus: Drops his beer mug, and it shatters Holy God...
Barret: BLERGH! Licks the beer at Rufus' feet, nudgeing the glass pieces out of the way TEE HEE HEE!!!!!!
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Author's notes:
1) Yep, I made Sephiroth gay.
2) Review!!
Gene
Summery: It continues!!!
Disclaimer: Twig said I can write this. Even if Ro is dead, ( Which might be in dispute, I don't know.) he will live on in this story!! Dramatic music plays
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The scene opens up with Reno screaming at his Quicksliver and his Electro Rod. Sephiroth was laying on the ground, crack caked on his face. Cloud was sitting, stareing wided eyed at the janitor's closet door which thumped and shook, and moans where eminateing from it. Roman and Elena where in there, doing something... interesting. Zack was stareing into space, trying to decide what his last name should be. Cid was laying on the floor, blacked out from a rage overload and Barret was begining to come to.
Barret: BLERGH!! BARRET!!! HEHE!!!!!
Cid stirred and sat up, groaning lightly.
Barret: BLERGH!! TEEHEEHEE!!!!
Cid: I wake up to him?! Mother ^*%$#@!!!!
Cloud: Oh *God* man...I'm getting *sober*!!!!
Roman: Muffled through the door Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!
Elena: Muffled through the door Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! ROMAN!!!!!!!
Cloud: Someone shoot me. grabes a bottle of Brandy 110% alcohol content?! That's my kinda drink! gulps it down
Elena: Muffled through the door So, Roman... wanna cuddle?
Roman: Muffled Nah, I'm done. Gotta go and smoke a dube.
Elena: Muffled Oh... ok!
Roman and Elena come out and begin the task of rolling dubes.
Sephiroth: Ugh... where's my crack..
Zack: Holding a tube, a bag of the white stuff in his lap No where!!
Sephiroth: Pointing at the crack But isn't that...
Zack: No it's not!!
Barret: Begins to crawl around on the floor, eating various objects and things BLERGH!!!!
Reno: All of you SHUT UP!!!!! holds his head, talking to himself The voice in my head.... the voice in my head... Oh *GOD*!!!!
Tifa entered seeing Roman and Elena shareing a dube, Barret eatting things off the floor, Cid curseing Barret off, Cloud guzzling brandy like it was water, Reno moaning and screaming.
Tifa: Where's Vincent, Yuffie, and Nanaki?
Zack: Giggling Nanaki had to much of... I can't rember. Points at Reeve's corpse Don't go into the pool room, or else you'll end up like him. Giggles madly and conties snorting his bag of crack
Sephiroth: I'm serious... that looks like my crack!
Zack: IT'S NOT!!!
Sephiroth: ........... Sighs and plots horrible things to do to Zack
Reno: They have come for me....
Tifa: Who?
Reno: The voices inside my head.
Tifa: The what?
Roman: While puffing on his weed Don't mind him; he's a nut.
Reno: gets up and points Hey! A nut by anyother name would smell like ass.
Tifa: ...??
Reno: falls into giggles
Elena: Wow...
Aeris: Walks in Hi guys. Miss me?
Cloud, Tifa, & Cid do a jaw drop.
Reno: Aims his gun at Aeris' head She's the leader!!!
Cloud: Huh?
Zack: Is huffing Crack while Sephiroth is getting pissed off
Sephiroth: THAT'S MY CRACK, DAMNIT!!!
Zack: Throws over a bag Fine!! Take this, God!!
Cloud: At Reno's exlimation Leader of what?
Reno: Of the chocolate covered pink moggles.
Cid: What in the &#@% are you taking about?!
Reno: ......I don't know. shoots Aeris
Aeris: Turns into a demon Death is but a door; time but a window, I'LL BE BACK! BAW HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Cid: Holy %$#&!!! Throws his lance into her head
Aeris: Damn. Now I won't be back. Dies and is grabbed by Satan
Satan: You failed me for the last time!!!
Aeris: No!!!!!!!!
It was quite agian in the bar, Tifa sighed and leaned back in a chair, focusing on Cloud who was drinking anything he could get his hands on. And she was trying to ignore Roman's lewd motions and looks.
Reno: Holding his gun out THEY ARE HERE!!!
Roman: Yelling What the (*%^# are you talking about?!?!
Reno: Screaming and trying to aim his gun everywhere at once Midget Rufus' everywhere!!
Sephiroth: Is shitfaced on crack I love Rufus ShinRa! Giggles like a school girl at his confession And I'm gay! More giggles
Roman: Okayyy, I'm just gonna go over here now. Gets up and scrambles to the other side of the bar, away from Sephiroth
Zack: So, that time when you went down on me while I was sleeping wasn't a dare like you said?
Sephiroth: Uh... Turns scarlet
Cloud & Co. just stare at Sephiroth and there is dead scilence. Cloud blinks twice before Barret breaks the scilence.
Barret: While crawling around on the floor, eating things BLERGH!!!! BLERGH!!!!!
Rufus: Walks in, smileing at everyone Hello. I survived the explosion, but have no desire to rebuild ShinRa. I have my Trillions and Trillions of Gil, and move on.
Dead scilence.
Cloud: Alright, then come on and get shitfaced with us!
Rufus: Sure!
Sephiroth: Looks at Rufus whistfully
Rude: Enters .....Hello.
Barret: Jerks around and looks at Rude M-M-MUST KILL........ Fires his gun arm at Rude, killing him
Cid: Holy %*#$!! Barret's not really brain dead!!
Barret: BLERGH!!!!!! TEE HEE HEE!!!!!! BARRET!!!!!!
Zack: False alarm. Snorts more crack
Sephiroth: Rufus?
Rufus: Yes?
Sephiroth: I think I.... Well, you see, I think I...
Rufus: Out with it, please. Drinks more beer
Sephiroth: I love you!
Rufus: Drops his beer mug, and it shatters Holy God...
Barret: BLERGH! Licks the beer at Rufus' feet, nudgeing the glass pieces out of the way TEE HEE HEE!!!!!!
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Author's notes:
1) Yep, I made Sephiroth gay.
2) Review!!
Gene