Note: lot's of weird stuff that I haven't really figured out yet. If this bothers you READ NO FURTHER! Also has dark and angsty parts. It's AU (alternate universe). Plus this has nothing to do with any of my other stories. this has been staring at me for a while, so I finally posted it.
BTW: if you don't like the verbal slap, well… my friends said I took it to new levels in this. Last warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it!
CH 5
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As the weeks went by, Relena and Kairyn got to know each other better. Kairyn wanting to know what she has to deal with and Relena trying to see if she could find a way to ditch her guard. Both are starting to think that they've met their match. They finally made a deal. Kairyn would take Relena to get her belly button pierced and Relena wouldn't sneak away from Zechs unless Kairyn was there to cover both their asses.
And things seemed to be going smoothly. Once in a while they would pick out one of 5 g-boys watching them. Or they would 'accidentally' be at the same place at the same time. Not that they minded. At first it was fun. Who ever they came across would say hi, make small talk then dash off or the guy would treat them to a drink or snack. That's cute, but when it happens every 10 minuets it gets on ones nerve.
Once they took Sally with them to show her what they went through. Suddenly, right on time, Wufei 'bumped' into a sales clerk that was flirting with Sally. Normally that would be ok, if normal meant Wufei shopped at 'victorias secret'. Sally thought this before asking him if he was here to help 'weak onnas' with their packages. To say the least, he was walking into poles the rest of the trip because they had so many boxes stacked in his arms.
Thus, armed with this information and Sally and Noin as back up. Relena confronted her brother about having to announce her plans to every one. After 2 hours and threatened with the couch, he finally caved in. now Relena was free to do almost anything, as long as her bodyguard was present. Who she was now trying to talk into letting her sneak out, again.
"No Relena."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"Hell no."
"With sugar on top?"
Kairyn stops walking down the hallway as she reaches the lounge. She collapses on the empty couch and mutters something under her breath that sounded like why me.
"Relena no! Nu-hu! There is no way in hell I'm going to cover your ass so you can sneak out and go to the beach alone. Training or no, Zechs would kill me. You see I like my paycheck. And this idea of yours would make me loose it."
"But"
"When hell freezes over and if you make that bad joke about it, again, I'll smack you."
"If you do then Zechs will fire you."
"And if I get fired you will be hand cuffed to Wufei."
"Ack! Please anything but that! Please help me out, I really want to go."
With a sigh Kairyn decides to give up.
"By pass your brother and ask Noin."
"Thank you!"
She grabs Kairyn's arm and bolts toward Noins office. On their way they bump into the g-boys. Big surprise.
"Hey girls where's the fire?"
"Yeah, where are you off to in such a rush?"
"Hmph, you should be more considerate of people."
"Right. This was an accident. Unlike your ungraceful exit from 'Hannibal' the other day. Tell me Wufei, does the thought of a fictional character unknowingly eating his own brain tissue always make you run away from a theater screaming like a little girl?"
Kairyn wasn't completely sure what happed between the pilots and Relena, but it was something that Relena didn't seem to want to talk about all that much. From what she could see, other than them being over protective and possessive like Heero, there wasn't any thing really bad about them. Well... Wufei was an arrogant little pain, but then again no one was stopping her from verbally smacking him around a bit. She was even encouraged by Duo and Relena at times, like now for instance.
"You were the one that ran out of the theater?" Duo manages to say through his laughter. The others of course are controlling their laughter better, but only just.
"The thought of consuming human flesh does not appeal to me."
"Apparently." everyone said.
"It's not my fault that you onnas have sick minds."
"You fallowed us 'onnas' in there."
"I would never follow you."
"Ri-ight. Just like you never prevented that guy from flirting with Sally in Victoras Secret."
"He did what?" duo squeaks out, though from the thought that Wufei liked Sally or the mention of Victoreas Secret one will never know.
"You heard me. But his 'official' excuse was to help us with our bags."
"Ah… so that's why he walked into all thoughs polls."
The guys look at Quatre, hoping he didn't give away their plan. But not realizing that the girls all ready knew.
"You could have helped him you know, seeing as you were spying on us."
"Hey! We were just looking out for you Relena." Duo the covers his mouth with his hand, realizing what he just said.
"Duo!"
"Hmph. Stupid baka. Thank you Duo. As if Yuys plan wasn't bad with out them knowing, you had to tell them out right. Why do I bother with all of you people?!" with that he stalks away.
"Uhmm... You girls aren't mad at us are you?" Quatre asks from his hideing place behind Heero and Trowa. Probably afraid of the scary girl with lot's of piercings.
"We already knew."
"What? For how long?"
"The second day I think." Relena says with a thoughtful look.
The guys sigh.
"But I know a way that you can make it up to us."
"Oh...? And how could we do that Kai?"
She smirks evilly.
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