Cerena: Hey!! I get a lot of e-mails asking me for the recipe for Skull Kid pie...so here it is! This is for Chica!
Skull Kid: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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How To Torture Your Legend of Zelda Boyfriend
Authoress: Crestaria 'Cerena' Montanyu
Ingrediants:
1 Skull Kid (substitute any other male Zelda character if needed)
Pie crust
Doritios
A lot of hyperness
A reason to bake him in a pie
Navi (substitue any other annoying fairy if needed, but Navi works the best)
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1. Sneak up on the boyfriend and quickly knock him out with your handy-dandy firerod/mallet.
2. Mutter a lot of curses (bad words....or spells would do fine) while dragging him over a lot of rocks and banging him into trees while heading to the nearest kitchen.
3. Ball your boyfriend up or take a rolling pin and smooth him out until small/thin enough to stuff in pie.
4. Throw your boyfriend in pie with Navi, slap on a cover (preferably sharp tuna-can tops) and pop him into the oven. Turn the temperature as high as it will go.
5. Sit back in a lawn chair,eating the doritos until boyfriend screams for mercy.
6. Take the pie out of oven, throw it into the sea, go home, and make boyfriend sleep on the roof.
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Is your boyfriend hiding something from you? Follow these steps, and all will be revealed.
1. Pester your boyfriend with annoying questions and small talk until he runs away.
2. Follow your boyfriend, then set out ads with your questions out where he will be sure to see it.
3. Bribe everyone he meets to tell him that he can't hide anything from you.
4. Broadcast your voice all over Hyrule saying 'I will find out! Be afraid, veryyyy afraid!' then laugh evilly for five minutes or until the guards find you and thrown you out.
5. Bribe poes to look like you, and tell him that you will find out his secret.
6. He should run to you,screaming, and spilling the beans.
7. After he does so, tickle him unmercifully until he passes out.
8. Blindfold him, tie him up, and throw him into the sea.
9. When he comes home, make him sleep on the roof.
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That's all, folks! Run home and try them on your boyfriend, or your piece of gum back! Hee-hee!
Skull Kid: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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How To Torture Your Legend of Zelda Boyfriend
Authoress: Crestaria 'Cerena' Montanyu
Ingrediants:
1 Skull Kid (substitute any other male Zelda character if needed)
Pie crust
Doritios
A lot of hyperness
A reason to bake him in a pie
Navi (substitue any other annoying fairy if needed, but Navi works the best)
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1. Sneak up on the boyfriend and quickly knock him out with your handy-dandy firerod/mallet.
2. Mutter a lot of curses (bad words....or spells would do fine) while dragging him over a lot of rocks and banging him into trees while heading to the nearest kitchen.
3. Ball your boyfriend up or take a rolling pin and smooth him out until small/thin enough to stuff in pie.
4. Throw your boyfriend in pie with Navi, slap on a cover (preferably sharp tuna-can tops) and pop him into the oven. Turn the temperature as high as it will go.
5. Sit back in a lawn chair,eating the doritos until boyfriend screams for mercy.
6. Take the pie out of oven, throw it into the sea, go home, and make boyfriend sleep on the roof.
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Is your boyfriend hiding something from you? Follow these steps, and all will be revealed.
1. Pester your boyfriend with annoying questions and small talk until he runs away.
2. Follow your boyfriend, then set out ads with your questions out where he will be sure to see it.
3. Bribe everyone he meets to tell him that he can't hide anything from you.
4. Broadcast your voice all over Hyrule saying 'I will find out! Be afraid, veryyyy afraid!' then laugh evilly for five minutes or until the guards find you and thrown you out.
5. Bribe poes to look like you, and tell him that you will find out his secret.
6. He should run to you,screaming, and spilling the beans.
7. After he does so, tickle him unmercifully until he passes out.
8. Blindfold him, tie him up, and throw him into the sea.
9. When he comes home, make him sleep on the roof.
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That's all, folks! Run home and try them on your boyfriend, or your piece of gum back! Hee-hee!