a5x9part3 it might get confusing, i tend to switch scenes w/o saying anything first. you'll be able to tell though, right? i'll put a notation at the first scenery change ^_^ anyways, enjoy!
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Who Would Have Thought? Part 3

"Well you see.." Noin started to nod her head and make hand movements as if they would help explain. Wufei started to nod with her and did a few hand motions.

"Yes? And?" Wufei tried to speed her up.

"I was thinking about" she quickly thought in her head what she could say. "about what an asshole you are! Now stop interrogating me!" Wufei blinked a few times, surprised by what she said.

"Ooooooooook…" Wufei started to back away slowly. "Can I talk to you later, Sally?"

"Uh huh." Wufei turned towards the hallway and walked away. When he was about earshot away, they started to talk again. "Nice save."

"Hn. If you hadn't talked so loud, that wouldn't have happened." Noin looked away from Sally.

"Oh lighten up! I know you wanna tell him." Noin blushed, but didn't say anything.

(scene changes!!)

"Baka onna.."

"Oi! Wufei!" A tall blond was standing in front of him.

"What do you want?" Wufei liked to keep his distance from uh..everyone.

"Have you been talking to Noin lately?"

"Why?" Zechs' eyes widened for a moment.

"Nothing. No reason. Just wondering. See ya!" He turned to walk away, but it was too late.

"WHY?!" Wufei had his hand on Zechs' shoulder, gripping tight so his knuckles turned white. "If you don't tell me, I'll give you a buzz cut!"

"If you do that, I'll call your Gundam weak!" Wufei's eyes widened with horror.

"You wouldn't!" Wufei felt faint and dizzy.

"Then we agree? You don't give me a buzz cut and I don't call your Gundam weak?" He outstretched his hand.

"Agreed." They shook hands. "So what's this thing with Noin? She's been acting weird lately, too."

"Well, don't tell anyone or act weird after I tell you." Zechs looks around the hall to make sure no one else was there. "How about we step into my office, hm?"

"Okay, but you better be telling me the truth! Or else all that lovely hair becomes a toupee!" Wufei was pretending to cut his hair.

"If you do that, I'll sell your Gundam to a weak old lady!" He snatched his hair away from Wufei's now trembling hands.

"Shut up and get into your office!" Wufei pushed Zechs into his office.

"Hey! Mariemaia! What are you doing here?" Duo sneaked up behind her.

"Don't do that!" Duo was giggling like a child. "I asked Miss Une to bring me. I wanted to see how Miss Noin and Mister Wufei were doing."

"Why do you want to check up on those two?" He started to lead her into a chair.

"Well, you see…"

"Have you seen Duo? We were supposed to go to lunch together." Heero asked Quatre.

"I saw him over there somewhere." He pointed to where Duo was. They both walked there to see if Duo was there. When they reached him, he was on the floor, laughing.

"What's so funny?" Heero had a curious voice. Duo got up and walked to the other two. They huddled in a little circle and told them what Mariemaia told him, just condensed. At the end, they all were laughing.

"Please don't say anything about it to them!" She wasn't sure who she was referring to, but let them decide.

"Don't worry about it!" Duo waved away the worry. "Come on, lets go to lunch. Wanna come?"

"No thank you, but could you bring back something instead?" Mariemaia started to dig through her pockets. "Here's the money."

"All right. We'll be back in about an hour." The three left and Mariemaia was already bored. She got up and walked around the vast office, hoping to find someone she knew, preferably someone nice…in other words, anyone but Wufei. She stopped in the hall and tried to figure out where she was. She never walked to that part of the office.

"You better be kidding."

"Would I? Am I laughing?"

"You were laughing two minutes ago!"

"THAT was two minutes ago! I mean now! Besides, I barely joke around and why would I lie about something like this?"

"Uh huh. But she said she was thinking about what a jackass I am."

"You're so gullible!"

"I am NOT!"

"That's Wufei and Milliardo." Mariemaia was standing outside Zechs's office. "This is interesting. What did Mister Milliardo tell him?"

"Look, if you wanna know if I'm telling the truth or not, then go ask her yourself instead of bugging me! Or are you too scared? Huh?! What are you?! Chicken?!" Zechs started to make chicken noises.

"I am not! Stop that! She obviously said something different for a reason! Maybe she doesn't want me to know about it." Wufei started to reason with himself.
"Oh, I see…Milliardo told Wufei about Noin." A smile came across her face.

"Do you like her?" Zechs spoke up.

"WHAT?!" His face became red and flushed.

"You don't lie very well, do you?" He said plainly.

"Shut up!"

"So they like each other, eh?" Mariemaia was ready to jump around with glee. "Maybe I can get them together, that would be cute."

"I can set you two up, ya know." Zechs leaned back in his chair. Wufei eyed him, suspiciously.

"Why? I thought you and her were 'meant to be.'"

"I just want her to be happy, that's all." Zechs started to twirl a pen in his hand. "I know you want to be with her, might as well see if you two are 'meant to be.'"

"Do what you want. I don't care anymore." Wufei leaned back and crossed his arms.

"This is getting fun. I don't have to any work now! I wonder how Miss Noin is doing." Mariemaia went off to find Noin.
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i'm gonna try and finish this up in the next chapter. if you have any ideas/suggestions, don't hesitate to tell me! ja.