A/N: Well, here is part 2 of my freak-ish self-insert-but-not-really-because-I-said so. More language, what can I say? I have a language problem...
A Fic that went wrong part 2
"So a girl by the name of Katie Dunn is missing? Is that her name?" Professor Snape questioned.
"Well, her full name is Katherine Rose Dunn, but she has a lot of nicknames if you wanna be specific."
"I told you a million times! That girl," Jeff spat, "is nothing but trouble!"
"Professor Dumbledor, am I going to be accepted to Hogwarts now?" Christy questioned.
"Yes, I do believe so. Only if these children are allowed by their parents."
"Excuse me," Amanda began, "but can I go home? Having an important descion about my future is not something I want to do in my bathing suit."
"I hear ya sister!" Jeff added.
"I don't see why no-what is that?" Dumbledor said. The others in the room crowded around the window. A dark figure was rapidly approaching. Two actually. The two people on broomsticks halted before the window.
"Alohamar (and yes I know that isn't spelled right but its the open locked stuff spell)," Dumbledor whispered, pointing his wand at the window. The window fell open, the two allowed themselves in. "Ah, Cornelius, Lucius, to what do I owe this privilege?"
"Cut the pleasantries," Lucius snapped, not at all happy. "There is a muggle laying on the floor of my manor! The Minister," he sneered, "told me to tell you."
"It is good that Cornelius here came to me. That child had an accident on the floo network. She was headed to my office," Dumbledor explained. Lucius went pale.
"Not another transfer?" he asked.
"Yes, she is."
"I will not stand for this! Last year my son had one too many love spells and potions used on him by transfers!" Lucius raved, regaining color.
"I'm sorry, but she has to attend Hogwarts, along with these three."
"Don't worry. Katie positively hates this whole concept," Jeff said.
"How do you know?" Amanda asked suspiciously.
"Dunno."
"Urgh! I SO know why she HATES YOU!" Turning to Lucius she said, "she's not a romantic. Besides, her father will never let her go without a struggle, and believe me, NO ONE in their right mind would cross anyone in that family." Gingerly, Jeff fingered his jaw.
"She does have a mean right hook."
"Where is she now?" Professor Snape asked calmly.
"At the manor with Draco," Lucius replied. Jeff turned sharply to face him.
"Is your son anything like you?"
"What does my son have to-"
"Nevermind that, is he?" Jeff insisted.
"Yes. He is. Why?" Amanda and Jeff looked at each other.
"Shit," they said in unison.
"What?" Cornelius said, flabbergasted.
"Sir, you probably don't have much of a son left," Amanda said simply. Lucius growled.
"I'm leaving!" he yelled.
"Wait!" Patricia said. He stopped and turned to glare at her. "We will come with you."
"No," Jeff said. "Amanda and I should go. I can get her off your son and Amanda can calm her down. She'll just hurt anyone else."
"Yup."
"Well, I AM going," Professor Dumbledor said. "Severus, would you kindly retrieve three broomsticks from the broom shed?"
"Yes, headmaster." The potion master left to gather the brooms. Amanda looked ready to burst.
"Amanda?" Jeff said.
"Yes?"
"You ok?"
"'Course not."
"Okay then." The others in the room blinked. Except Lucius, who stood fuming in the corner.
* * *
"Chocolate?!" Draco yelled. "You're a bloody mudblood! Why on earth would I wait on you?"
"It was just a question," Katie mumbled.
"Stupid prat! You mudblood! When my father gets back you will be begging for mercy. Honestly, expecting me, a Malfoy, to wait on you, a Mudblood? Your whole kind are insults! Just like those damn people I bet you call 'parents'?" Standing up, Katie walked to him, until she was practically nose to nose with him.
"Take it back."
"No." Before he could say what, she launched herself at him. Punching him in the eye, ramming her knee into his stomach. Coming out of his dazed state, Draco through a wild punch that connected with her shoulder. Quickly, she grabbed his hand pulled down on it, causing him to lose balance. Bringing her fist up, she did an uppercut to the jaw. Lashing out again, Draco punched her in the stomach. The fight went on, an exchange of punches, kicks, and yelps.
"Do you have to fight with everyone?" a voice questioned snotily. Draco and Katie froze. Draco lay on the ground, a bruise forming around his eye. He had one hand blocking his face and the other pulled back in preparation or a punch. Katie was perched atop him; her fist inches from his face. Her other hand pinning his chest down. In the door way stood Jeff and Amanda, still in their bathing suits, a man wearing green robes with a long white beard, a short chubby man with thinning brown hair, and Lucius.
"This has nothing to do with you Jeff!" she yelled.
"Katie, just leave him be. He's a bop. You know what they're like," Amanda said calmly.
"He's a racist, pompous, bigot!" she hollered. The others were frozen, not knowing whether to talk to her or pull her off him. Lucius made up their minds for them. Hastily, he pulled Katie off Draco, pushing her to the ground.
"Dumbledor, no transfers will be accepted, I'll make sure of it."
"Terribly sorry, Lucius, but these four must be trained at Hogwarts."
"Why? Why not some other Mudblood loving school?" Lucius spat.
"Well, out Auror program is the best, and that is why they are being accepted," Dumbledor said, no longer amused.
"Yoo-hoo! Earth to psychos! I have no desire to be an Auror. I simply wish to be a bunch of things that have nothing to do with fighting bad guys. Super Dork over there would probably die for the chance though," Katie said, pointing at Jeff.
"Shut the hell up."
"Whats wrong Jeff? Did I hurt your poor widdle ego?"
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Prep."
"Bop."
"Stop it you two," Amanda said.
"Yes Mother," they replied.
"Father, that-that THING can't be accepted to Hogwarts, right? Shouldn't it attend some other school in America?" Draco whined. A glare, accompanied by a rude hand gestures basically told him that the 'thing' had every intention of severely maiming him.
"Well, this 'thing' would like to return home, to enjoy her day at the beach. Oh, and did I ever tell you people that, while I'm fascinated by your group-mental-illness crap, that I'm not a full blown nut, I just have a bit of an anger problem," Katie said, positively angered beyond the point of no return.
Jeff snorted.
"'Bit of an anger problem'? You argue with anything that moves. Take that seagull the other day. 'Be damned, ye evil crappy bird.' I rest my case." Taking quick brisk steps, Katie halted about a foot from him, before finding herself restrained, again.
"Terribly sorry, but we cannot have you two fighting just yet," Dumbledor said, smiling.
"Haha! You can't mo-ove!" Jeff taunted. A look of horror dawned over his face.
"Ha ha!" Katie said triumphantly. Before the two could engage in name calling again, Lucius pointed his wand at the two, muttering something. Their mouths snapped shut, rage burning in both of their eyes.
"Now that the annoyances are taken care of," Lucius began, ignoring the glares from the annoyances. "I do not want anymore transfer students allowed. I don't need any fictious rumors that I beat my son, or that I'm a womanizer, or that Draco is gay, "in love" with one of them, or forced to befriend those Mudbloods!" Lucius's blue eyes flashed, betraying the anger he kept hidden.
"We don't have a choice Lucius, the Ministry made a law stating that a wizarding student must be accompanied by three discovered wizards. The reason why they are coming to Hogwarts is the fact that they have strong magic we need to fight Voldemort," Dumbledor said.
"This is preposterous. Transfers were never accepted in my day! Why are all these Mudbloods appearing with magic all of a sudden? It doesn't make sense! And why is my son always tormented by them? I will not stand for this!" Lucius said, his rage visible only in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, Lucius, but these students must be accepted to Hogwarts," Dumbledor repeated calmly. Lucius's eyes flickered from Amanda to the still frozen and glaring pair.
"Gentlemen, let's take this meeting into my office. Draco, watch them. If that one tries anything, freeze." Lucius pointed at Amanda.
"Um sir, could you at least undo the 'no-talking' thing on my friends so I can talk to them?" she asked hesitantly. Dumbledor smiled, waved his wand. The trio, Lucius, Dumbledor, and Fudge, left the four teens.
"You should have asked him to let us move," Jeff said sourly.
"He's old," Draco began, "but Professor Dumbledor isn't senile."
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A/N: End of part 2. I've got part three almost finished and I've got another series I'm starting, but that won't be up until at the earliest mid-February. I just want one good review and I'll finish this. Just one. Please? *gets on knees* I beg you!!!!! Please?????
A Fic that went wrong part 2
"So a girl by the name of Katie Dunn is missing? Is that her name?" Professor Snape questioned.
"Well, her full name is Katherine Rose Dunn, but she has a lot of nicknames if you wanna be specific."
"I told you a million times! That girl," Jeff spat, "is nothing but trouble!"
"Professor Dumbledor, am I going to be accepted to Hogwarts now?" Christy questioned.
"Yes, I do believe so. Only if these children are allowed by their parents."
"Excuse me," Amanda began, "but can I go home? Having an important descion about my future is not something I want to do in my bathing suit."
"I hear ya sister!" Jeff added.
"I don't see why no-what is that?" Dumbledor said. The others in the room crowded around the window. A dark figure was rapidly approaching. Two actually. The two people on broomsticks halted before the window.
"Alohamar (and yes I know that isn't spelled right but its the open locked stuff spell)," Dumbledor whispered, pointing his wand at the window. The window fell open, the two allowed themselves in. "Ah, Cornelius, Lucius, to what do I owe this privilege?"
"Cut the pleasantries," Lucius snapped, not at all happy. "There is a muggle laying on the floor of my manor! The Minister," he sneered, "told me to tell you."
"It is good that Cornelius here came to me. That child had an accident on the floo network. She was headed to my office," Dumbledor explained. Lucius went pale.
"Not another transfer?" he asked.
"Yes, she is."
"I will not stand for this! Last year my son had one too many love spells and potions used on him by transfers!" Lucius raved, regaining color.
"I'm sorry, but she has to attend Hogwarts, along with these three."
"Don't worry. Katie positively hates this whole concept," Jeff said.
"How do you know?" Amanda asked suspiciously.
"Dunno."
"Urgh! I SO know why she HATES YOU!" Turning to Lucius she said, "she's not a romantic. Besides, her father will never let her go without a struggle, and believe me, NO ONE in their right mind would cross anyone in that family." Gingerly, Jeff fingered his jaw.
"She does have a mean right hook."
"Where is she now?" Professor Snape asked calmly.
"At the manor with Draco," Lucius replied. Jeff turned sharply to face him.
"Is your son anything like you?"
"What does my son have to-"
"Nevermind that, is he?" Jeff insisted.
"Yes. He is. Why?" Amanda and Jeff looked at each other.
"Shit," they said in unison.
"What?" Cornelius said, flabbergasted.
"Sir, you probably don't have much of a son left," Amanda said simply. Lucius growled.
"I'm leaving!" he yelled.
"Wait!" Patricia said. He stopped and turned to glare at her. "We will come with you."
"No," Jeff said. "Amanda and I should go. I can get her off your son and Amanda can calm her down. She'll just hurt anyone else."
"Yup."
"Well, I AM going," Professor Dumbledor said. "Severus, would you kindly retrieve three broomsticks from the broom shed?"
"Yes, headmaster." The potion master left to gather the brooms. Amanda looked ready to burst.
"Amanda?" Jeff said.
"Yes?"
"You ok?"
"'Course not."
"Okay then." The others in the room blinked. Except Lucius, who stood fuming in the corner.
* * *
"Chocolate?!" Draco yelled. "You're a bloody mudblood! Why on earth would I wait on you?"
"It was just a question," Katie mumbled.
"Stupid prat! You mudblood! When my father gets back you will be begging for mercy. Honestly, expecting me, a Malfoy, to wait on you, a Mudblood? Your whole kind are insults! Just like those damn people I bet you call 'parents'?" Standing up, Katie walked to him, until she was practically nose to nose with him.
"Take it back."
"No." Before he could say what, she launched herself at him. Punching him in the eye, ramming her knee into his stomach. Coming out of his dazed state, Draco through a wild punch that connected with her shoulder. Quickly, she grabbed his hand pulled down on it, causing him to lose balance. Bringing her fist up, she did an uppercut to the jaw. Lashing out again, Draco punched her in the stomach. The fight went on, an exchange of punches, kicks, and yelps.
"Do you have to fight with everyone?" a voice questioned snotily. Draco and Katie froze. Draco lay on the ground, a bruise forming around his eye. He had one hand blocking his face and the other pulled back in preparation or a punch. Katie was perched atop him; her fist inches from his face. Her other hand pinning his chest down. In the door way stood Jeff and Amanda, still in their bathing suits, a man wearing green robes with a long white beard, a short chubby man with thinning brown hair, and Lucius.
"This has nothing to do with you Jeff!" she yelled.
"Katie, just leave him be. He's a bop. You know what they're like," Amanda said calmly.
"He's a racist, pompous, bigot!" she hollered. The others were frozen, not knowing whether to talk to her or pull her off him. Lucius made up their minds for them. Hastily, he pulled Katie off Draco, pushing her to the ground.
"Dumbledor, no transfers will be accepted, I'll make sure of it."
"Terribly sorry, Lucius, but these four must be trained at Hogwarts."
"Why? Why not some other Mudblood loving school?" Lucius spat.
"Well, out Auror program is the best, and that is why they are being accepted," Dumbledor said, no longer amused.
"Yoo-hoo! Earth to psychos! I have no desire to be an Auror. I simply wish to be a bunch of things that have nothing to do with fighting bad guys. Super Dork over there would probably die for the chance though," Katie said, pointing at Jeff.
"Shut the hell up."
"Whats wrong Jeff? Did I hurt your poor widdle ego?"
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Prep."
"Bop."
"Stop it you two," Amanda said.
"Yes Mother," they replied.
"Father, that-that THING can't be accepted to Hogwarts, right? Shouldn't it attend some other school in America?" Draco whined. A glare, accompanied by a rude hand gestures basically told him that the 'thing' had every intention of severely maiming him.
"Well, this 'thing' would like to return home, to enjoy her day at the beach. Oh, and did I ever tell you people that, while I'm fascinated by your group-mental-illness crap, that I'm not a full blown nut, I just have a bit of an anger problem," Katie said, positively angered beyond the point of no return.
Jeff snorted.
"'Bit of an anger problem'? You argue with anything that moves. Take that seagull the other day. 'Be damned, ye evil crappy bird.' I rest my case." Taking quick brisk steps, Katie halted about a foot from him, before finding herself restrained, again.
"Terribly sorry, but we cannot have you two fighting just yet," Dumbledor said, smiling.
"Haha! You can't mo-ove!" Jeff taunted. A look of horror dawned over his face.
"Ha ha!" Katie said triumphantly. Before the two could engage in name calling again, Lucius pointed his wand at the two, muttering something. Their mouths snapped shut, rage burning in both of their eyes.
"Now that the annoyances are taken care of," Lucius began, ignoring the glares from the annoyances. "I do not want anymore transfer students allowed. I don't need any fictious rumors that I beat my son, or that I'm a womanizer, or that Draco is gay, "in love" with one of them, or forced to befriend those Mudbloods!" Lucius's blue eyes flashed, betraying the anger he kept hidden.
"We don't have a choice Lucius, the Ministry made a law stating that a wizarding student must be accompanied by three discovered wizards. The reason why they are coming to Hogwarts is the fact that they have strong magic we need to fight Voldemort," Dumbledor said.
"This is preposterous. Transfers were never accepted in my day! Why are all these Mudbloods appearing with magic all of a sudden? It doesn't make sense! And why is my son always tormented by them? I will not stand for this!" Lucius said, his rage visible only in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, Lucius, but these students must be accepted to Hogwarts," Dumbledor repeated calmly. Lucius's eyes flickered from Amanda to the still frozen and glaring pair.
"Gentlemen, let's take this meeting into my office. Draco, watch them. If that one tries anything, freeze." Lucius pointed at Amanda.
"Um sir, could you at least undo the 'no-talking' thing on my friends so I can talk to them?" she asked hesitantly. Dumbledor smiled, waved his wand. The trio, Lucius, Dumbledor, and Fudge, left the four teens.
"You should have asked him to let us move," Jeff said sourly.
"He's old," Draco began, "but Professor Dumbledor isn't senile."
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A/N: End of part 2. I've got part three almost finished and I've got another series I'm starting, but that won't be up until at the earliest mid-February. I just want one good review and I'll finish this. Just one. Please? *gets on knees* I beg you!!!!! Please?????