The Day Tracey Choked on a Jelly Bean
      The Day Tracey Choked on a Jelly Bean
                  By Eevee_Gurl
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Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon...wish I did, but I don't. Oh, and about the Can Pokemon....Be Real? thing, my little cuz posted it for some unknown reason. Me and my friend Anne wrote it as a spoof and sent it to a Pokemon Fan Club.
(Don't you just love your sweet little 9 year old cousins?) On with the fic!
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Ash and Co are walking down a dirt path. We heard Misty scream, followed by a scream from Tracey.
Misty: AHHHH! A BUG!
Tracey: AHHHH! THE THING MISTY IS SCREAMING AT!
Misty pulls out a mallet and hits Tracey with it. Ash pulls out a bag labeled "ASH'S BAG FULL OF JELLY BEANS".
Tracey: Hey Ash! What's in the bag?
Ash & Misty laugh.
Ash: Its a bag of Jelly Beans.
Tracey: WOW! I love Jelly Beans! Could I have one?
Misty rolls on the ground. Ash snickers and pulls out a small bag labeled "PIKACHU DROPPING FLAVORED JELLY BEANS. GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU CHOKE AND DIE." Ash uses a pair of tweezers to hand one to Tracey.
Tracey: WOW! Thanks FRIEND!
Ash shivers and Misty starts laughing and rolling around again.
Ash: Your welcome..
Tracey pops the Jelly bean in his mouth and immediately starts choking. Ash and Misty cackle. Tracey starts running around.
Ash: Bwahahahahaha! Die you evil green haired monkey child! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Misty blinks.
Ash: Sorry.
Misty: 'Tis ok.
Ash & Misty: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Tracey runs around waving his hands in the air. He then falls over on his side, his legs still going in a running motion.
Ash and Misty grab 2 mallets and beat him with them.
Ash & Misty: OH HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! JOY JOY JOY JOY!
Brock, Gary, Professor Oak, the Pokemon cast, and the director run out of nowhere and begin beating Tracey.
Ash: I think we should leave the rest for the vultures.
Everyone: OK.

10 minutes later..

Vultures fly down to the ground and squawk at each other. One walks over to Tracey, pecks at him, and dies. The rest of the vultures blink and fly away.