Hewo everyone! It's me, X The Pokemon Scientist. I'm here 2 bring u a fic that defies certain things (sanity, for instance). I know it's short, but I hope everyone, especially Edgeknight, will find this funny.
Disclaimer: Read it, know it, luv it.
I do not own POKEMON (though I wish I did) Pokemon and any thing related to it is( of Nintendo of Japan Inc., Creatures Inc., and GAME FREAK Inc.
Any pop star names portrayed in the making of this fic are ( of their own labels, record labels, and any thing else.
Special Thanx go to Edgeknight for using his Jigglypuff (well, her personality,
not the character itself)
An' now the fic unfolds,
X and Jigglypuff are driving away in the Puffmobile from a big mansion. It's a nice summer day, with lots of birds chirping.
"NOW!!!" X yelled.
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
A 5k-megaton bomb blew up behind them.
"WELL, THERE GOES THE A* TEENS! WE TOOK A CHANCE AN' THEY WENT BYE BYE!!" Jigglypuff said.
"U are the dancin' queen, young and, something, only 17. Doo doo, doo, dooo," X sang one of their songs.
"WEELLLL U SHAADAP! IT'S HURTIN ME VIRGIN EARS!!
"Sorry," X said in disgust. "What's our next target?"
"U GOT DA LIST! U CHECK!"
"Hmmmm, it says BSB on it."
"AHHH! DA BASSSUCKING BUMS????"
"No, the Backstreet Boys!!!"
"I THOUGHT THERE'S SOMETHIN' BEFORE DAT?"
"Oh, yeah," X checked the list again, "We have to kill the Olsen Twins."
"BUT THAY DON'T SING."
"Yeah, but they're soooooo annoying! They have 2 GameBoy games, 1 crappy Playstation game, that (Two of a kind) show, a variety of crappy movies, and they use to be cute on Full House!"
"YEA, BUT THAY GOT FINE PUSSY, EH?"
"Uhhhh, you're a girl. What would u care about pussy?"
Jigglypuff stared at X.
They finally (stopped speaking) reached the backyard of the Olsen Twins. X got out and hid behind the bushes. He took out some binoculars and watched the twins.
They were skinny-dipping in their pool. You can see a variety of sex toys spread about, outside of the pool.
X threw up. "Jigglypuff, get the rocket launchers ready!! They're packin heaAAUUUAAGGGGAGGGGGGLLLAAAAA!!!!!" X said between throw-up spells.
"OKIE DOKIE!" Jigglypuff yelled as she pushed a button. The roof opened up and the backseat conveniently converted into a rocket launcher. Jigglypuff loaded in a missile called the warpo bomb.
"FIRE IN DA HOLE!!!!!" she screamed as it launched.
Mary-Kate looked up and saw it coming. "What's that?" she said
to her sister, playing with a censored>
(Hey, I hafata keep it at least a PG-13 level)
"I dunno. Maybe it's a big censored>!" Ashley answered.
It was too late. The bomb hit and the twins turned into cute, innocent, fluffy, little, forest animals. (Now we can legally kill them!!!)
X dove in and used a flame-thrower.
The cute, innocent, fluffy, little, forest animals turned into ugly, guilty, bare, tiny, charred, well done hunks of burnt animals. (Really had to stretch that, didn't I?)
They then drove off. "Well, they're dead. NOW we kill the Backstreet Boys."
"YEA! HEY, ISN'T THAT BIOTCH KRISTINI FAGULAURA WITH THEM?"
"That's Christina Augillara (?), okay???"
"CHECK! WE'LL GET TWO SHOTS IN ONE IF WE HURRY!!!"
"Okay! Step on it!!"
"I CAN'T REACH DA FRICKIN PEDAL!"
sigh>"I'll drive!"
END OF PART 1 (Betcha didn't see that one coming!)
NEXT EPSIODE: death to the BSB and Christina! More Mayhem! More
cookies! MORE SEX TOYS!!!!!
PLEASE R&R!!!! Flames will be thoroughly doused with Hydro Pump. Save them for when the last chapter is in, which is chapter 4. Please review, for this is my first fic. Or email me at:
david.l.stronach@student.ednet.ns.ca
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