MUAHAHAHA! I'm really sorry, Duo-chan, but I do have to torture you a bit in this fic. Anyway, this is entitled, Heero's Revenge.
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Heero left the robotic Relena lying all over the bench (…and sidewalk, and fountain, and the shrubs and….) and walked toward the institute, muttering to himself. "rikem, fricken riken, wricken DUO, rickum frickn fruking DUO…."
Heero climbs up a staircase, and makes a quick detour by the kitchen as a plan forms in his complicated mind. Staircase after staircase, floor after floor until he comes to the top floor, where Duo's room is, right across from Relena's room (a/n: I will not say rude things, I will not say rude things…). He walks to the door of Duo's room and finds it open. He peeks in, and notices Duo polishing his scythe collection. Heero smiles an evil smile before sneaking into the room, behind Duo. Duo doesn't even notice him.
"Humm..humm…Wild Wing Boys (complete lyrics, see here: http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/mainpage13/Wildwingboyslyrics.html)….humm…humm…" Heero rolls his eyes at this. Heero carefully ties a little fish hook to the end of Duo's braid. Onto the hook he attaches a piece of cheesy, pepperoni pizza. Duo smells it, but his brain has to register the information first. In this time, Heero runs and hides behind the door and watches Duo. Duo Stands up, his nostrils flare and he smells the pizza! Hehehe….
Duo turns his head really fast, and his hair swings around, and the pizza slaps his (a/n: wonderful, gorgeous) face. He laughs insanely, then goes after the pizza, causing a massive 'runingay aroundess inay circuless', or in English, chasing his 'tail' around in a circle. Heero cannot contain himself and bursts out laughing, rolling around on the floor. Relena comes around the corner at this moment (a/n: Think hard! How would that look to you?) and stares at Heero. "Oh my god! Heero!" Relena says, shocked. Heero stops laughing long enough to ask her what is so shocking. "You have teeth!" "Of course I have teeth! What did you think, that I gummed my food to death?"
Duo catches his hair, pulls the pizza off and is munching happily away. Quatre comes around the corner at this particular moment and is shocked that they are *GASP* fighting!
"Guys! Why can't we all just be friends??" says Quatre, close to tears.
"Because, Relena and Duo are so &%$#@ annoying." comments Heero between fits of laughter.
"That's not very nice! Relena, I think it's time you went back to your room, and you too, Duo!" says Quatre, all fatherly-like. "But, Quatre, I AM in my room!" says Duo through a mouthful of pizza. "Well, then. Heero, go back to your room!"
"Mission accepted." Heero leaves for his room, plotting new tortures for Duo.
Quatre smiles and leaves to go to his own room. Everyone gets ready for bed. Heero lays down in his bed and mutters to himself, "I will return the prank, Maxwell. I've only just begun!!!"
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MUAHAHAHA!!! What will Heero do to Duo (sniff…my Duo….) in this all-out war? Will Relena ever realize that she is a pain in the gluteus maximus? Will Pinky and the Brain ever take over the world? Oh, wait! Wrong show! LOL. Tune in next day, same bat time, same…wait a minute! Never mind! I really do watch too much TV. Please R&R!