Disclaimer- the usual… I don't own any of this… so don't sue me. Watzu is (kinda) of my own making, so ask before you use her. DON'T SUE ME CAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY!!
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thoughts
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ONWARD!!!
FRIEZER SAGA- PART TWO
Freizer hovered up in his little flying wheel chair (big X-Men rip off!!) to the top of his ship. 5 dudes climed ut of the 5 pods and jumped on top of the ship. They did silly posses while shouting their names:
"Guldo!"
"Recoom!"
"Jaice!"
"Burter!"
"Captin Ginyu!"
"Together we are…" they all said at once, switching posses, "The Ginyu Force!!" Freizer sweat drops.
"Yes, and I'm glad you're here." he muttered. "Now go get my dragonballs and that damn pink-haired space pirate!" {Poor Freizer… he doesn't know that its too late for the dragonballs… MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!} So the Ginyu's did more silly posses, then blasted off, following their scouters.
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"Here they come…" Vegeta grumbled.
"Bulma, hide in my ship, you'll be safe there." Watzu commanded. "Everyone else, get ready."
The 5 Ginyu's landed, shouting their names, doing silly posses, ect. ect. After all that nonsense…
"Lets see how strong they are…" Ginyu said, clicking his scouter.
"The roster {Goku} is at 5,000" Burter said.
"Vegeta is at 16,000." Guldo reported.
"The two shrimps are at 2,000 each." Recoom stated.
"And this fine young lady is at 5,021." Jeice said, then trying to show off to Watzu.
"Don't even THINK about it…" she warned him.
"Hmmm…." guldo thought. "I feel as if I've seen her before… or heard of that exact power reading…. I have a BAD feeling about this…"
"How convenient…" Ginyu said. "There are 5 of us and 5 of you. Lets see who gets who…"
"That's a good one boss!" Jeice said.
"Whoever losses 1st gets baldie!!" Recoom annonced.
"Rock Paper Siccors!!"
"Darn… I always lose…" Guldo muttered.
"The other Squirt now…. ROCK PAPER SICCORS!"
"We're being attacked by a bunch of goof-balls…" Gohan muttered.
"I was hoping for someone more of my size…" Burter grumbled, looking at Gohan.
"Roster! ROCK PAPER SICCORS!"
"Hmph… he wont be a challenge." Ginyu snorted.
"I get pretty girl!" Jaice said.
"YEY! I GET VEGE-TA!" Recoom yelled happily.
"Listen…" Vegeta told Kuririn. "4-eyes has the power of ESP and to stop time."
"Got ya." Kuririn said, sticking up his thumb, ready to fight. He fired a barge of attacks at Guldo… but frog-face dodged them all with his time freeze thingy… Kuririn, getting frustrated, went at Guldo head on. But…. Guldo froze Kuririn in place.
"Nice Move!" Recoom yelled from the side lines.
"Thanks!" Guldo said, grabbing a very pointy tree, and throwing it at Kuririn! {Note- Goku was hungry and went and got something to eat ^_^; that's Goku for ya…} Then… the tree fell. Kuririn could move, and he blew Guldo up with a kamehameha.
"What happened???" Ginyu asked.
"Me!" Watzu said. "Half of my blood comes from a race of elite psychics! I Simply powered up my own abilities, canceling out Guldo's. It was rather easy."
"Thanks Watzu, I owe you," Kuririn said. Recoom was getting impatient.
"LEMME FIGHT NEXT!!" He asked.
"Fine." Ginyu asked. "Have fun."
Vegeta smirked, and powered up. And a VERY NICE power up it WAS!! He started to beat the stuffing outta Recoom.
"Erm…" Jeice said. "If Recoom losses… you can take him Cap'in…"
Vegeta fired a deadly blast at Recoom. Well… lets just say Recoom's head is harder then we think….
"SURPRISE!!" Recoom said, barley even scratched. "Now its MY turn!!" Recoom preceded to beat the shit outta Vegeta.
"This doesn't look good…" Goku said, about to jump in. Watzu stopped him.
"The worse he gets beat up, the stronger he will become." She said gravely. "If things get too out of hand, then we can step in."
"FLAMES OF FURRY!" Recoom yelled, firing a blast that would kill the now battered Veggie-chan! Watzu nodded to Goku, who swipe kicked Recoom in the head. Watzu jumped at Vegeta, and managed to push him out of the way before the blast hit.
"Get off me women!" he yelled. She slid off, placing her hand on his chest. "I DIDN'T need YOUR help!…. What are you doing??"
"Healing you, jackass." she grumbled. Vegeta felt better then. He stud up. She also stud, and walked over to Recoom. Vegeta frowned.
Bitch… he thought. … then again she DID save me… he shook his head & watched HER beat the shit outta Recoom and Burter {Who had jumped in}
"Keiya!" She yelled, blasting Recoom and Burter to Hell. Vegeta watched, with his usual cold crabby-ass look on him, but different thoughts went threw his head.
Why the Hell did she save me??? I've always hated her, and she hated me… Like any relationship between Me, the Saiya-jin prince, and a un-pure-blooded. he continued to watch her beat the living day lights outta Ginyu. What IS this strange feeling??? Why Do I feel so tense… so … Hot..?? he shook his head again. What the Hell am I thinking?!?!?! I'm the Saiya-jin Prince! and she is nothing but a un-pure-blooded half-bread!
"Change Now!" Ginyu said, hoping to switch bodies with Watzu. Lucky, a frog hopped by, and Ginyu became a frog. {tee hee} Ginyu's Body hopped away like a frog, and Ginyu the frog hoped away as well. Vegeta didn't notice what was going on. Then he felt someone pull his tail…
"GAH!" He whipped around, facing Watzu (who was grinning evilly).
"What ya thinkin' about?" She asked.
"Nothing."
"Yeah SSSUUURRRREEE…. And I'm the Queen of the Saiya-jins…" she said. "Come on Veggie-chan!!!" she poked him. "Tell me!"
"GO AWAY!" he yelled.
"She'sh… take a chill pill dude, I was only playing." she muttered. He grabbed her wrist.
"I'll show you playing…" Vegeta said evily. She sighed, and fliped him on his back before he could do anything. Goku looked at Vegeta, and poked him too.
"Hee hee… I think you have a little crush on Watzu!" Goku said amusinly. Vegeta turned red.
"I do NOT!" he yelled. Watzu begun to crack up.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! Like HE would have a CRUSH on ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" she begun to laugh soo hard that she fell on the ground and rolled around with laughter. Goku was pointing and laughing at Vegeta. Vegeta, meanwhile, was turning redder and redder and yelling "STOP IT!" over and over at the two.
Gohan and Kuririn looked at each other, then at the seance in front of them, sweat dropping.
"Are they REALLY adults…?" Gohan asked.
"They look more like kids to me…" Kuririn replied. But the party was soon over when Freizer landed. Goku stopped laughing and fell into a fighting stance. Vegeta, though still red, stopped flailing about. Watzu was laughing so hard she couldn't stop, and begun to cry she was laughing soo hard…
"WHATS SO FUNNY?!?!?!" Freizer demanded.
"I heheh cant HAHAHA stop! hehehahahohohehehhahahhhohohoheoha!" she stopped suddenly, then jumped up, wiping her eyes, still giggling. "sorry hehe about that…"
"Now… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DRAGON BALLS?!?!??!??!?!" he demanded.
"Yours?" Vegeta smirked.
"They didn't have your name on them." Watzu added. "and we used them all ready. You'll have to wait a year."
"Damn…" Freizer grumbled. "Well then… WHO GETS TO DIE 1ST?!?!?!"
"Lemme go!" Goku said. "I haven't fought in a while!!" He lunged at Freizer, and got KO'd. Dendei went and healed Goku.
Then it was Vegeta's turn. He lunged at Freizer, but both fists got caught. The 2 powers clashes, sending both backwards. Neither seamed hurt.
"Why don't you transform?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah, I bet you cant take on BOTH of us!"
"both?" Vegeta asked. Watzu grabbed his hand. Vegeta's tail bristled, and he felt tense. Then.. a HUGE surge of power flowed into him. "What did you do?!"
"Trust me…" Watzu said. "FREIZER!!! I DARE YOU TO GO INTO YOUR FINAL FORM!"
"Alright… but you will both DIE!" Freizer said, beginning to transform. Watzu turned to Vegeta.
"Vegeta, gather as MUCH anger as you can! the MORE the BETTER! Focus on it." Watzu wispered, still holding onto his hand. "You have to! I don't think I can beat Freizer alone…"
So he did. Well, For Vegeta, being mad comes naturally. It didn't take much to get him mad. So there was LOTS of anger in his past. He remembered times when he was mad the most… and focused on them. More and more. He felt more anger in his veins then he'd felt at once. His power raised, and he begun to crackle with energy. {Of course, Freizer, being the gay-ass that he is, didn't notice, he was too absorbed in powering up, the block-head. Just to inform yaz… I DON'T have a prob with gay ppl, Gay guys r fun to hang out with (help you pick good cloths too ^_^) its just that Freizer isn't really gay… he's just stupid and weird. The gay that I'm referring to is the teen-age gay, as in stupid, sux, ect ect. Thank you. Back to the story}
Freizer reached his 2nd form.
"More!" Watzu yelled at Vegeta.
Vegeta gathered more. veins popped on his head. He was pissed.. VERY pissed… More anger filled him. He became stronger and stronger. His eyes flickered a bluish green, and his hair flickered blond {remember Goku's from the traditional DBZ? well this is like it.}
Freizer reached his 3rd form.
"Yes!" Watzu said, squeezing Veggie's hand. {still doesn't remember that its there hee hee… and im being a lazy butt again LOL!!!!}
Vegeta's angry memories filled his mind. When Watzu spat on him lost ago, when Freizer blew up Vegeta-sei, Watzu kicking his ass on Earth… Goku making fun of him… then, his anger reached its peak. a Golden arua flared up around Vegeta, his hair turned golden and eyes a blue/green.
Freizer reached 4th form.
"What happened to Vegeta?!?!?!" Gohan yelled.
"My kami… his power went threw the roof!" Kuririn stated.
"You did it!" Watzu cheered. "Congrads, you're a Super Saiya-jin!"
He felt it.. the power flowed threw his veins… a Super Saiya-jin… music to his ears. Vegeta had done it. Then, Watzu also went SSJ. For some reason, he wasn't surprised or mad, she was always strong.
"Lets kick some Freizer ass!" She proclaimed
"They might be able to do it!" Goku said, while being healed by Dende. Freizer, being the dumb ass that he is, had no idea how powerful Veggie and Watzuie were {veggie and watzuie… lol I crack myself up…sad, anit it?}
The 2 blasted at Freizer, Watzu swerving behind, and they ramed him. Vegeta elbowed Freizer in the gut, while Watzu kneed him in the back. Then she kicked him sky high. Vegeta appered behind Freizer, and slamed his fists down on him, causing freizer to fall. Then Watzu gave him a swift knee in the gut, sending him back up. the 2 SSJ's each powered up a Galic-Ho, and fired at the same time, the 2 huge blasts meeting at Freizer.
KRAKA-BOOM!
"ow…" Freizer mumbled.
"Wow" everyone else said.
Vegeta en Watzu landed on the ground at the same time, as if their minds were in sync. {No, NOT the band N'Sync.. they SUCK! DIE!!!!! kills N'Sync with giant cast iron frying pans of DOOM!}
Once the dust cleared, Freizer was still alive {pity} but looked like hell {wait.. he does normally LOL!}
"WHY YOU…!" Freizer yelled, very pissed. "FEEL MY WRATH!" Freizer begun to charge up to full power. "You CANT withstand my FULL POWER!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Then, outta no where, Wing Zero {see Gundam Wing} flew in and stomped on Freizer. Heero {the pilot} noticed that Wing Zero was off balance. He lifted up the Gundams foot and looked at the bottom {EWWWW! Freizer guts!}
"What… is that?" he asked no one. Then Heero scraped off the Freizer goo onto a nearby rock. "Mission- complete." he muttered, flying off to fight Epyon, who was looming in the distance.
"What… just happened?" Kuririn asked.
"Looks like that giant thing squished Freizer…" Gohan pointed out. Every one shrugged.
"Oh well." they all said. Watzu and Vegeta went back to normal.
"Well, that's that. Lets wish everyone back." Watzu said.
"Uh-Huh…"
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After doing so…
"Lets go home guys." Goku muttered.
"hey, why don't you come WITH us Veggie?!?!" Watzu suggested. A Vein popped in his head.
"Don't call me that women!"
"If you don't call me Women, I wont call you Veggie." she said, crossing her arms. "Remember, you have no where else to go now."
"hmph." Vegeta grummbled. "Fine, I'll go!" Watzu smiled and nodded.
"Great! lets go!"
End Freizer Saga
From WW-
Ok, so I'm LAZY! geez
I anit gunna write the Garlic Jr. Saga because I don't feel like it. Tough. He's a dumb villain n e ways. Live with it
Much love,
Webbie Washu