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Let us BEGIN! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Android/Cell Saga, Part ONE!!
Some time has past sence the Z gang came back from Namek. They wished everyone back en junk. Vegeta took up Watzu's guest house, and everyone was going about life as usual… although Vegeta wasn't too found of Watzu's cooking (then again no one is)
One day, in the middle of NOWHERE! A boy with lavender hair appered. He looked around. "Where is everyone?" So he sat on a rock, and waited. He waited for 8 hours, but nothing happened. "Where the hell are they?!?!" he demeanded no one. Sighing, he flew off. "Might as well tell them…"
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A knocking came at Bulma's door.
"Coming…" she opened the door to find… the lavender haired boy.
"Uh… I need to talk to you….mom…." The boy then realized that he let it slip, smacking his hand to his forehead. "whoops…"
"WHAT?!?!" Bulma yelled. Then Mrs. breifs walked up, and pinched the boy's checks.
"Isn't he HANSOM! But why didn't you tell me that you had a son Bulma?"
"because I DON'T!" Bulma yelled.
"Uh…let me explain…" He said. "Sit down, its kinda long." they did so. "I'm Trunks, from the future." and he babbled on for a long time {teehee, you all know the story, so I don't wunna explain it! SO HA!!! =P} "Say- where IS Freizer anyways?"
"He/she/it {teehee} got stomped on by this BIG metal thing!!" Bulma said.
"What about Goku?" Trunks asked
"At home I supose."
"And Vegeta?"
"Why would you want to know about him?" Bulma demanded.
"Uh… no reason {he didn't tell her who the dad wuz gunna be TEEHEE!}"
"I think he's at Watzu's place…"
"Who?"
"Chin Watzu {remember, Japanese put their family name 1st}"
"Strange…" Trunks muttered. "She doesn't exist where I come from…"
"Its likely. She WAS a space pirate that happened to land here {see "How it happened: Washu and Watzu" I'm working on it }" Bulma explained
"Maybe I should go see her… Could you warn the others?"
"Sure." Bulma said.
"Thanks." Trunks flew off, but came back. "Where does she live?"
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Watzu answered her door.
"Yes?" she asked, looking up at Trunks {she didn't know, not usin her psi powers TEEHEE!!!} "are you selling anything? because if you are I don't want any."
"Erm…" Watzu slammed the door in his face.
"Who was that?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Some sales person." Watzu replied walking back into the kitchen. Knocking came at her door again. "NOT INTRESTED!!" She yelled at the guy again {who is Trunks}
"IM NOT SELLING ANYTHING!!!!!!" he yelled. Watzu blinked.
"if you say so. What do you want then?"
"I'm Trunks. I came from the future to" He was cut off when a women, looking much like Watzu only with longer hair and wearing a lab coat, shoved Watzu aside.
"I THOUGHT I saw a time shift not too long ago!" She said entusiastickly. "That's because I'm a genius!" 2 little characters, looking like the women appeared on her shoulders, one labeled A, the other B
"Yes Washu! you are the best!" A said.
"Washu, you're the best in the UNIVERSE!" B said, and they disappeared. The women laughed evilly. She then shock Trunks' hand.
"Anyways, I'm Komojiro Washu!!" she grinned. "I'm Watzu's older sister, Number one scientist in the UNIVERSE, and not to mention the evil behind this story! Nice to meetya!"
"Erm…" trunks muttered.
"Come in! Come in!" Washu shoved Trunks into the door, and slammed it behind him. {Yes, Washu is ME! BWAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH!}
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Trunks finished explaining what was happening to Watzu, Washu and Vegeta.
"I see…" Washu said gravely.
"Well? What are we waiting for?!" Vegeta demanded, standing up. "Lets go train!!!" he walked outside, then flew off.
"I guess I'll be going now." Trunks said, Leaving.
"Are you going to help us Washu?" Watzu asked her twin. Washu set her tea cup down, and stood.
"No." she smiled.
"What?!" Watzu yelled. "But it sounds like we NEED you!" Washu begun to walk away.
"You don't need me. You'll be capable on your own." She looked at Watzu's stomach, and walked out the back door. Watzu placed a hand on her stomach.
"How…. how did she know???"
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Three years pass {yeah yeah, I'm bein lazy again!!!}
The Z gang gathers at the city where trunks said the androids would appear. Watzu and Vegeta where the only ones not present yet. Goku and Gohan just landed. Bulma was holding a baby.
"Hey, who's the kid?" Gohan asked.
"Trunks…" Bulma said. Yamcha blushed.
"Who's the daddy?" Goku asked, tickling baby Trunks.
"Yamcha." Bulma replied. Yamcha turned redder then Watzu's hair!
"Whoa, cool." Gohan said.
Then, Watzu landed, carrying 2 {yes TWO!} kids. Both girls. One had brown hair, the other black. They looked maybe about two or three.
"Who are THOSE kids?" Kuririn asked.
"This is Azuma" Watzu said, patting the brown-haired one on the head, "And this is Vega." Everyone noticed that the 2 had tails.
"Erm…"
"Their my daughters…" Watzu muttered, sweatdroping. Everyone fliped.
"Am I scared to ask who the dad is…?" Kuririn asked. Watzu laughed.
"Yeah, probley. I think you all have a pretty good guess though…"
"Not a clue." Everyone else said at once. Watzu sweatdroped.
"You guys are hopeless…" she sighed. "Vega, tell them who your daddy is." Vega took a big breath, and said (with much pride as a three year old can)
"Veegita!" Everyone fliped out more.
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"Eeeheheh…. it's a long story…" Watzu mumbled. {teehee, veggie-chan is a daddy! Two times! WHEEE!} "Lets just look for the androids…"
Above the Z Team
"Should we brake up their party?" A young man with jet-black hair, asked.
"I don't see why not." a young women with blond hair, smirked. "Besides, Goku is down there. We should at least let 16 have some fun."
They flew down, along with a tall dude w/ a red mohawk. They landed.
"We only want Goku….for the time being." The black haired man said. Goku walked up, but he weren't feeling so good…. "I am 17. This is 18 gesture toward blond and this is 16 gesture toward mohawk guy your adversary." 16 walked up to a not-feeling-too-well-Goku.
Goku was breathing hard, and clutching his heart.
"Looks like that heart thingy-ma-bob finally caught up with him" Watzu muttered. "Watch Azuma and Vega, I'm taking Goku to his house for the medication!" she picked up Goku, and flew him to his house.
"Where are they going?" 18 asked.
"No need to worry, we can take care of them later." 17 said. "But for the mean time we can have some fun with them… go for it 16."
"I will only fight Goku." the tall android said.
"Fine, suit yourself." 17 sneered.
"17, forget it. We can deal with them later. We should get rid of Goku, then we can fight them." 18 muttered.
"Sounds like a plan." 17 said. "16, lets go." the 3 androids flew off.
"Great, now what?" Kuririn muttered.
"We should go over to Goku's house and protect him." Yamcha stated.
"Good idea…" Piccolo said. "But we should move him somewhere else 1st."
"Yeah" Gohan agreed. "Lets go!" everyone flew off. Bulma took off in her air car, along w/ baby Trunks, Azuma and Vega (who couldn't fly yet)
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At the Kami house…
"He's resting peacefully now." Chichi said, walking downstairs. Gohan was studying (duh), Vega was bugging Azuma, baby trunks was asleep. Kuririn, Bulma, Yamcha Tein and Chou Tsu were watching the news, and Roshi and Oolong where reading dirty comics. Piccolo was meditating, and Watzu looked like she was deep in thought, but was really asleep.
Then the announcer on the TV said: "This just in! A strange occurrence has happened in Ginger Town! People have been disappearing without a trace! All that seem to remain of the people is their clothing!" by now everyone in the room {besides Azuma, Vega and baby trunks… Yes, Watzu woke up} had gathered by the TV. "Now, to our reporter in Ginger Town!" the screen changed to a reporter.
"I'm here in Ginger Town, where the strange disappearances have occurred. As you can see, this usually bustling town is now empty and disserted! The ONLY things that remain of the people here are their clothing!" the screen pans around to the clothing, all in which have holes in their backs… Gun sounds are heard then, along with screaming. The screen goes back to the reporter. "It sounds like something is going on near by and…" the reporter turns and screams, and the camera drops. Everything is quiet… and weird squishing sounds are heard, coming closer and closer. Then the camera goes fuzzy. The screen goes back to the announcer.
"Hear that?" Kuririn asked, pointing at the TV.
"Yeah." Piccolo muttered. "I'm going out there to see what's going on." he opened the door to find… Mirai trunks, about to knock on the door. Trunks put his hand behind his head, and laughed nervously. "Who are you?" Piccolo asked.
"Uh… Trunks… from the future?" he said as if he wasn't sure. "Did the androids show up yet?"
"Yeah, but they left." Piccolo muttered. "We're all here to defend Goku, who's sick. But something weird is happening in Ginger Town, and I'm gunna check it out."
"I'll go with you." Trunks said. The 2 blasted off.
Meanwhile, Above the Kami House…
A Strange young women watched Trunks and Piccolo blast off.
Her long firey red hair was pulled into 3 loss pony tails, one over her left shoulder, the other behind her. She was Tall, and wore baggy red pants that tied at the side. Over her pants {don't ask why, just looks cool} she had a black skirt. She wore a tight fitting black short sleeved T-shirt, with a red crop-top over it. She wore black gloves over her hands, with the fingers cut off. She had a black choker on her neck. On her right ear, she had a red star earring on. She had very fair skin. She had a bushy brown belt around her waist {gee, I wonder what it is… hmmmm (sarcastic)}. Her eyes, the same color as her hair, watched Trunks and Piccolo fly off.
"I better follow them" she said in a raspy voice. She flew off, keeping her ki low.
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The 2 landed in Ginger Town. They heard the same squishing sound that was on the TV, along with some dragging. A Weird bug-cricket-type-thingy walked out (the one makin all the weird noises.) dragging some poor dude.
"Please help me!" he begged. Then, a fire ball of some sort hit the ground at Mr. Cricket Face's feet. Everyone looked up to see that strange women {note- not Trunks or Piccolo sensed her presence}
"I suggest you let him go bug-eyes." she hissed in her raspy voice. The cricket dude smirked, and stuck his tail into the man, absorbing him completely. The women landed next to piccolo and trunks.
"Who are you?" piccolo demanded.
"Komojiro Yamara." she replied, her eyes not moving from Mr. Evil Cricket Thingy.
"Komojiro…" Trunks muttered. "Are you related to Washu?"
"Yes." Yamara said. "She's my mother." Trunks calculated the math in his head. Yamara appeared… maybe about 16. And Washu looked early to late 20's. It didn't add up, but he didn't say anything.
"Who are you?" Piccolo demanded from Mr. Psycho Frekazoid Bug Gone Wrong. {that's becoming Piccolo's phrase TEEHEE!}
"My name… Is Cell."
End Android/Cell Saga Part One!!!
From the Keyboard of WW:
there. Its done. I hope ya'll like it. I have writers block on the last part of the a/c saga, so I'm working on a series called "How it happened" the 1st one will be about me en Watzu's past. So far the skimadicks looks pretty good. Sounds really cool so far too. And- do you people have an idea for a Saiya-jin name? because I am clueless! I cant think of ONE for Washu/Watzu's dad.(he's the saiya-jin, the mom is the lecan) it seems cool so far en junk. So look for it.
Much love,
Webmaster Washu 3 ——-that's a heart for valentines day =) I love ya SS! *big hugs en kisses*